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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,140 --> 00:00:01,860 Noreen Dixon died today, huh? 2 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:03,480 Oh, the movie star. 3 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,559 Yeah. I thought she was already dead. This is not what you could call a simple 4 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,970 suicide. But why would she want to kill herself? 5 00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:13,959 Noreen Dixon is at the top of her profession. Noreen Dixon has millions of 6 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,639 all over the world. I hated Noreen Dixon more than I've ever hated anyone in my 7 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,939 life. I wasn't the only one who could have cheerfully killed Noreen. Why 8 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:23,419 we believe you've already lied to protect your girlfriend? 9 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:27,800 She was mean and vain and impossible to work for. I did not kill my aunt. 10 00:00:28,110 --> 00:00:30,580 At this point, I think they all could have done it. 11 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:16,940 The company was on their lunch break. No one saw her come off the catwalk. 12 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:22,870 Life has burned too brightly in my breath, and I can no longer endure. 13 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:27,560 Suicide. 14 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:29,720 Excuse me. 15 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,600 Very good. 16 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:33,890 Can I take this to the lab, please? 17 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:42,650 What's wrong with you? Nothing. I got something in my eye. 18 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,300 You're crying. No, I'm not. 19 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,090 I got some dust or something in my eye. It's very dusty here. 20 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,780 Very dust? Talk to me. Do me a favor, Christine. Don't argue. 21 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,690 You're right. 22 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:56,240 Very dusty in here. 23 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,760 I can't believe it. 24 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:06,020 I can't believe that Noreen Dixon would commit suicide. 25 00:03:06,021 --> 00:03:10,759 There was nobody else in the theater, Mary Beth. There was a suicide note 26 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,810 in her pocket. 27 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:16,460 No, no, I don't mean that, Christine. I mean that she was Noreen Dixon. 28 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,460 Hey, listen to me. 29 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,180 She was an actress. 30 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,510 Actresses are a little weird, you know that. 31 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,410 That's a very prejudiced thing to say, Christine. 32 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:30,990 What? 33 00:03:30,991 --> 00:03:32,659 I'm sorry. 34 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:35,759 Actresses are artists. Everybody knows that artists have a couple of screws 35 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:36,810 loose. 36 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,880 And none of us regular, ordinary people do. 37 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,980 I wouldn't say that. 38 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,680 Well, I wouldn't say that either. 39 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:11,790 Yeah. A lot. 40 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:16,070 We're in great shape, Mary Beth. 41 00:04:16,071 --> 00:04:20,088 If the weather holds in Saratoga, we can start laying a foundation at the end of 42 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:22,088 the month. Oh, that's wonderful, sweetheart. 43 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:23,139 That's wonderful. 44 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:24,640 Hmm. 45 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:27,810 Cool. Hey, you seem a little down. 46 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:29,480 Anything wrong? 47 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:33,470 Noreen Dixon died today, Hart. 48 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,030 Oh, the movie star. 49 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:37,650 Yeah. I thought she was already dead. 50 00:04:38,890 --> 00:04:40,090 Oh, I'm sorry, Mary Beth. 51 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,540 How'd it happen? 52 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:43,990 Suicide, it looks like. 53 00:04:43,991 --> 00:04:47,469 You know, I know it's silly, Harv. I feel like I lost an old friend. 54 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:51,260 Remember Harv and Grand Destiny? Yeah. We saw that one on our first date. Yeah. 55 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,170 It's a real tearjerker. 56 00:04:53,171 --> 00:04:56,549 The end of that movie, that's when I knew I liked you. 57 00:04:56,550 --> 00:05:00,929 Yeah. You were crying your eyes out, and I was kicking myself for not having a 58 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:02,030 handkerchief. Yeah. 59 00:05:02,031 --> 00:05:05,769 I had to give you mine because you were crying, too. Oh, baby. Baby, they don't 60 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:07,090 make them like they used to. 61 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:08,600 Oh, man. 62 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:11,930 From here to eternity, that was my favorite. 63 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:15,570 Yeah, I'll never forget the first time I saw you. 64 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:19,910 That movie got Angela and me so worked up, we just took off for Maryland. 65 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:23,240 Maryland? 66 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:26,070 What, you wanted seafood? 67 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:27,400 No. 68 00:05:28,210 --> 00:05:29,260 Well, 69 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:34,430 we were underage. 70 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:36,780 Underage for what? 71 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:38,600 Who was Angela? 72 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,930 Beth, I was 16 years old. 73 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:56,310 I mean, I thought I was in love. I mean, you know how kids are. 74 00:05:58,350 --> 00:05:59,400 Angela, 75 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:04,269 she told her parents she was going to spend the night with her girlfriend. And 76 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:10,509 so we drove down to Maryland and we got... You 77 00:06:10,510 --> 00:06:12,290 got what? 78 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:13,600 Married. 79 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:18,800 Married? 80 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:22,000 Sweetheart, we didn't even spend the night together. 81 00:06:22,370 --> 00:06:24,490 I mean, we couldn't afford a motel room. 82 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:29,829 So we drove back. We were going to try and borrow my brother's apartment, but 83 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:33,690 Angela's father was waiting for us at the Jersey Turnpike. 84 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:38,370 Yeah, he took us straight home, and he got the marriage and all the next day. 85 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:41,090 So you see, babe, it was nothing. 86 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,420 Angela. 87 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,360 The first Mrs. Harvey Lacey. 88 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,690 Oh, Mary Beth. 89 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,100 You better get ready for dinner, Harvey. 90 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,000 You're not mad, are you? 91 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,720 Dinner's going to be ready soon, Harvey. And if you're not, it gets cold. 92 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,120 Oh, yeah. Boy, sure smells good, babe. 93 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,550 What is it? 94 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,200 You have your secrets, Harvey. 95 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,530 So do I. 96 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,890 Good morning, Chris. 97 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,580 Oh, nice of you to come in. Sorry. 98 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,630 The subway was so jammed, I had to wait for three trains before I could get on. 99 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:57,520 Who is Gordon Lazaroff? Oh, he's a graphologist. 100 00:07:57,521 --> 00:08:01,159 He does handwriting analysis for the document examiner's office. 101 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,480 They sent him Noreen Dixon's suicide note. 102 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:06,730 Claims he's discovered something very important. 103 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:10,520 What? I don't know. He said he has to come over and tell us in person. 104 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:12,760 Is that what I want to send my money? 105 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,640 Well, maybe he really has something. 106 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:17,630 Maybe the next pope will be Jewish. 107 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:18,929 Maybe Mr. 108 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:21,100 Lazaroff will be single and good -looking. 109 00:08:21,490 --> 00:08:23,170 Maybe the next pope will be a woman. 110 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:24,360 Sergeant Cagney? 111 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,610 Yes. I'm Gordon Lazaroff. 112 00:08:28,861 --> 00:08:30,749 Yes, Mr. 113 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:34,428 Lazaroff. Please, won't you sit down? Oh, thanks. Yes, I'll try not to take 114 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:37,849 much of your time. We appreciate anything you can tell us, sir. You're 115 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,110 kind. Most of the department isn't. 116 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:42,409 They think what I do is strange. 117 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:47,329 Some people, even in my own office, hum the theme from the Twilight Zone when I 118 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:48,329 walk by. 119 00:08:48,330 --> 00:08:49,380 Hard to believe. 120 00:08:52,050 --> 00:08:55,850 Would you tell us, please, exactly what you found in the suicide note, Mr. 121 00:08:55,870 --> 00:09:00,190 Lazaro? Yes, you can see it very clearly right in this part here. 122 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:05,170 Life has burnt too brightly in my breast, and I can no longer endure. 123 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:10,090 Now, look at the energy in the B -loops. 124 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,430 Burnt, brightly, breast. 125 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:16,250 And the way the O's are crossed, two, no. 126 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:19,430 Look at the strength in those L's. Life. 127 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,880 Longer. This is not Noreen Dixon's handwriting. 128 00:09:22,881 --> 00:09:26,269 Oh, no, no. It's hers, all right. No, there's no doubt that Noreen Dixon wrote 129 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:27,320 this note. 130 00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:28,670 So what is your point? 131 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:34,030 When she wrote it, Noreen Dixon was not the least bit suicidal. 132 00:09:36,171 --> 00:09:42,679 How does this guy think that you can write a suicide note without being 133 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,730 suicidal? 134 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:48,679 Well, sir, apparently this science of handwriting, graphology, that is, has 135 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:52,719 a long way, sir. And they can tell things about the way a person is feeling 136 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,860 the energy of the loops. 137 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,679 And whether or not he or she is writing on the line or under the line... 138 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,960 Personally, I think it's a lot of bull. 139 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,850 But you don't? 140 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:06,420 Well, sir, I had a kind of feeling that maybe this wasn't a suicide. 141 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,020 She doesn't seem to be a very likely type for suicide to me. 142 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:15,539 And I thought so even before this handwriting visit. Noreen Dixon is at 143 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:19,140 of her profession. Noreen Dixon has millions of fans all over the world. 144 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:22,120 Why would she want to kill herself? 145 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,600 Evidence. When do we get the M .E.'s report? 146 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:31,030 Any minute now, sir. 147 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,830 All right, so let me know when he comes in. Yes, sir. 148 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:37,469 Cagney, you got a minute? 149 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:39,780 Yeah, sure. 150 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,150 Maybe you better sit down. 151 00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:45,670 You want me to close the door? 152 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:46,880 Yeah, please. 153 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,950 Cagney, you know a lot of classy ladies. 154 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:57,320 Well, I need one of those for this thing I gotta go to. 155 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:04,130 You want me to find you a date? 156 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,560 It's black tie and it's Friday night. 157 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,430 This Friday? 158 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:12,859 Yes. Short notice. I know that. I'm sorry. But the woman that I was going to 159 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:16,320 take, it turns out that she's got other plans that night. 160 00:11:16,321 --> 00:11:20,019 Lieutenant, I'm not even sure I'd know your type. You know, maybe... Well, she 161 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,160 should be good looking. 162 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,060 But not a Miss Universe. 163 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:27,870 Beautiful, but not a stunner. And she should be intelligent. 164 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:33,240 But, you know, not so smart that I don't know what she's talking about. 165 00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:37,460 No rocket scientists, huh? And she should have a good sense of humor. 166 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:38,830 A nice laugh. 167 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:42,400 But she doesn't have to be a stand -up comic. 168 00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:43,770 So forget Joan Rivers. 169 00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:47,930 And if she's a little younger, well, I can handle that. 170 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,390 But no teeny -boppers, okay? 171 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:56,369 Well, Lieutenant, most of the women I know are a little more sophisticated 172 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,670 that. Oh, yeah, sure. What am I worried about? 173 00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:02,300 She's a friend of yours. Chances are that she's no spring chicken. 174 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,290 The ME's report. 175 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,340 Yeah? Finding of the autopsy. 176 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:17,150 This is not what you could call a simple suicide. 177 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,330 And I think I could tell you whodunit, too. 178 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:25,879 We apologize for bothering you again, ladies and gentlemen. We know that you 179 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:29,919 have already given your statements, but we have to check some facts here and 180 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,460 make sure that we have them all right. 181 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,420 Okay. You. 182 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:38,500 You're Iris McIntyre. The late Miss Dixon's understudy. Am I correct, ma 183 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:43,020 I am the producer, Jerrilee Thackeray. I was when we still had a play. 184 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:47,040 And those rumors about her being the beast of Broadway are simply untrue. 185 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,600 She stoops to conquer. 186 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:53,540 You must be the playwright, Mr. Eric Webber. Webber, right. 187 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:54,960 I was also the director. 188 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,480 Isn't that a little unusual, Mr. Webber? 189 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,280 For a playwright to direct his own play? 190 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,510 Noreen insisted. 191 00:13:01,511 --> 00:13:03,999 That way she thought she could really direct the play herself. 192 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,050 Cute. 193 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,550 So. 194 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,120 You must be Iris Redford, Miss Dixon's secretary. 195 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:14,740 No, I was her understudy, Dean McIntyre. 196 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,140 Oh, gee, I got you all mixed up. 197 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:21,840 So, you must be Iris Redford. 198 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,860 Yes. Miss Dixon's secretary. 199 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,690 That's right. 200 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,000 Well, at least we all know who you are, sir. 201 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,920 Who among us would not recognize Mr. 202 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,190 Chet Gardner? 203 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,600 Miss Dixon's co -star in so many of her movies. 204 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,420 Well, and here, too, I'm afraid. 205 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,740 And second billing once again. 206 00:13:41,741 --> 00:13:46,139 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Gardner. I've loved all your movies. 207 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:47,680 What a lovely compliment. 208 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,840 Especially from such a charming young lady. 209 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:54,870 Thank you. 210 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,380 I mean, you're welcome. 211 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,240 You were married to Miss Dixon for a time, sir. Am I right? 212 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,790 Her death must have been a terrible shock. 213 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,620 About as terrible as our marriage. 214 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,470 I thanked my lucky stars when Noreen divorced me. 215 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,490 Oh. 216 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,930 Okay. 217 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,680 Well, I think I got you all straight. 218 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,400 Oh, gee. 219 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,820 This is great. 220 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,800 I love the theater. 221 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:29,080 We never could go much when I was a kid. It was a big treat. Big treat. 222 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,120 How do I love thee? 223 00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:37,469 The name of the play, huh? It's about Robert and Elizabeth Barrett Browning. 224 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:38,870 Oh, I love her poetry. 225 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:40,750 How do I love thee? 226 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,610 Let me count the ways. 227 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:48,690 I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can... Oh, what is that? 228 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,040 Makeup? 229 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,489 Noreen and Chet came out during intermission and did a makeup 230 00:14:53,490 --> 00:14:55,229 into their characters later years. 231 00:14:55,230 --> 00:15:00,209 Yes, I did it downstage left and she sat over there. Right here in front of the 232 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,260 audience. 233 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:02,630 Isn't that something? 234 00:15:02,631 --> 00:15:09,079 It's for the neck. Noreen was very proud she had to wear it. She had very few 235 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,660 wrinkles for a woman her age. 236 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:16,840 I saw about this once on TV, how they do this. They stick it on with this. Here. 237 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:18,980 Spirit gum, they call it. 238 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,220 That's got kind of a strong smell, huh? 239 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:27,559 You take this, you put it on the rubber thing, and then you stick the rubber 240 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,499 thing on your neck. 241 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,180 Detective, I wouldn't put that on. 242 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:34,940 I'll be very careful. You may have an allergy to spirit gum. A lot of people 243 00:15:34,941 --> 00:15:36,839 Thanks. I can't afford allergies. 244 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,520 Detective, please don't. Why not? 245 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,699 Miss McIntyre, because you know it's dangerous to put this spirit gum on 246 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,750 neck. 247 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:50,339 That spirit gum has traces of synthetic arsenic in it, which you've been using 248 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,740 to poison Doreen Dixon. What? 249 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,279 Miss McIntyre, I'm afraid we're going to have to take you downtown for 250 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,330 questioning. 251 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,240 I told you I didn't want to kill her. 252 00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:14,319 The medical examiner confirmed there was not enough arsenic to kill her. Still 253 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,039 attempted murder, Miss McIntyre. I only wanted her to miss a few performances, 254 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,200 the last few previews and opening night. 255 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,440 So you could be reviewed by the critics? 256 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,640 I am 55 years old. 257 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,460 My career was never secure, like Noreen's. 258 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,760 I still have to worry about my next job. 259 00:16:29,761 --> 00:16:32,339 Well, wouldn't people think it was funny? 260 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,810 Miss Dixon missing her opening night like that? 261 00:16:34,811 --> 00:16:37,789 Noreen was famous for what she called her little thinking spells. 262 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:39,970 She pulled them before on opening night. 263 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,490 Let me get this straight. 264 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:48,169 You say you have no hard feelings for Miss Dixon. You just wanted to help your 265 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,410 career by poisoning her. 266 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:54,560 All right. 267 00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,630 You'll find out sooner or later. 268 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,210 I didn't kill her. 269 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:03,700 But I hated Noreen Dixon more than I've ever hated anyone in my life. 270 00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:08,450 We met when we were both ingenues back in summer stock. 271 00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:11,140 In one play, I had the lead. She was my filter. 272 00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:14,300 We had a big emotional scene where she hadn't slapped me. 273 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:20,549 And at rehearsal, she accidentally forgot to take off her ring. It cut my 274 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:21,600 all the way to the eye. 275 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:25,230 I went to the hospital, and Noreen went on in my place. 276 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,170 You don't think she did that on purpose? 277 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,230 Oh, absolutely. 278 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,450 Oh, I know what you're thinking. 279 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,930 Millions of people love Noreen Dixon. 280 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,090 But they never knew what she really was. 281 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:56,700 Okay, so the understudy has an airtight for the time of death. 282 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,469 This producer could have pushed Noreen Dixon off that catwalk. 283 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:02,159 The forensics didn't find anything to prove she was pushed. 284 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,330 I didn't find anything to prove she wasn't. 285 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,080 The producer does make a fortune due to Miss Dixon's death. 286 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,910 You think she's the type to kill for money? 287 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,180 Vito! No, Vito, be careful with that backdrop. 288 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,510 It cost a mint, and I want to use it again. 289 00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:19,819 Oh, hello, ladies. I can give you exactly five minutes of my time. 290 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:20,799 Oh, love the coat. 291 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,270 This is a homicide investigation, Miss Zachary. 292 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:27,319 Well, you arrested Jean McIntyre. I thought it was over. She was charged 293 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,619 felonious assault and released on bail. There's no actual evidence that she 294 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,300 killed Misty. I see. 295 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,140 So, uh, I am a suspect again. 296 00:18:35,141 --> 00:18:38,339 We found out something quite interesting, Miss Zachary. 297 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,990 You had trouble insuring this production, did you? 298 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:44,670 Every company in town knows about Noreen Dixon's reputation. 299 00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:48,959 Apparently, you had to settle for a policy with a special clause in it. You 300 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,520 weren't covered if she got sick. 301 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,879 The only way you could cash in on your play if it failed open was if Miss Dixon 302 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,919 died. 303 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:00,339 In case you've forgotten, I accounted for my whereabouts at the time of 304 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,460 death. Yes. 305 00:19:01,461 --> 00:19:05,059 In your original statement, you said you went to Sardis to have lunch with your 306 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,639 accountant. And he confirmed it. The waiter said that you were gone from the 307 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,360 table when the salad was served. 308 00:19:10,361 --> 00:19:13,539 And the stage doorman remembers your coming back here. 309 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:16,039 Well, I'd forgotten my appointment book. That's why I came back. 310 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,090 Uh -huh. 311 00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:19,319 Did you see Noreen Dixon when you came back? 312 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,370 No, but... 313 00:19:20,371 --> 00:19:23,659 Well, I could hear her going over her lines in the orchestra pit. 314 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,460 I knew better than to bother her. 315 00:19:25,461 --> 00:19:27,079 What's that? 316 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,440 Will Noreen had a tendency to scream at people. 317 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,060 You didn't like her very much, did you? 318 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,920 Our relationship was a legend in show business. 319 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,360 Everybody knew we loathed each other. 320 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:53,170 Years ago, Noreen broke up my marriage. 321 00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:59,889 Well, that particular husband I happen to love very much. A month after the 322 00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:03,750 divorce, Noreen dropped him. I think she did it deliberately. 323 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:07,490 Why? Well, Noreen loved making people miserable. 324 00:20:07,491 --> 00:20:12,189 Uh, Miss Thackeray, we'll probably want to be talking to you again later, so 325 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:14,749 you'll certainly let us know if you have to leave town? 326 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,800 Certainly. 327 00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,020 Certainly. 328 00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:21,859 Oh, well, I wasn't the only one who could have cheerfully killed Noreen. 329 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,390 Almost everyone I know had something against her. 330 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,170 Tom. 331 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,880 Not exactly Mr. 332 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,419 Geniality, our Noreen. Sometimes, Christine, when people are on top, other 333 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:34,470 people get jealous. 334 00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:38,859 Jealous? We've heard things about Noreen Dixon that makes Lady Macbeth look like 335 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:39,910 Mary Poppins. 336 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,570 Maybe you shouldn't believe everything you hear, Christine. 337 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,530 Thank you. 338 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,200 I played this part in college. 339 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,730 A saint. 340 00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:04,220 Interesting casting. 341 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,560 I was very good. 342 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,300 The director was kind of a jerk. 343 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,040 I played all ten performances. 344 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,610 It was my last playing at acting, however. 345 00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:20,919 I feel kind of funny going through her belongings, Christine. 346 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,420 She'll forgive you, Mary Beth. 347 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,470 Especially if you find out which one of her friends bumped her off. 348 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:34,970 Come here, look at this. 349 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,480 Look at that piece. 350 00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:42,370 My Life Upon the Wicked Stage by Noreen Dixon. 351 00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:43,860 Her memoirs? 352 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,370 Oh, look, let me. 353 00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:55,440 So where are they? 354 00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:00,690 Uh, leave a message when you come in. 355 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:09,739 Miss Dixon's secretary didn't answer, so I left a message on the writer's 356 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:10,790 machine. 357 00:22:10,791 --> 00:22:14,139 Well, they should all be at the memorial service tomorrow. 358 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:18,879 If the writer and the secretary don't know about the missing memoirs, somebody 359 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,930 else will. 360 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,330 Do you have any single friends, Mary Beth? 361 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,380 It's not for me. It's for a friend. 362 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,920 A male friend. I have to get a date for this guy I know. 363 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,740 Can you tell me anything about this man? 364 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:35,800 No. 365 00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:39,910 Christine? I think that my friend would prefer that I remain discreet. 366 00:22:39,911 --> 00:22:43,929 You're asking me to blindly suck this fellow up on a blind date? You don't 367 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:47,069 to help me? You don't have to help me. I would like to help you, Christine, if 368 00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:48,930 you're not giving me much to go on here. 369 00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:54,860 I've called everybody I know. Laura Carter's getting engaged. 370 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:59,049 Nikki Levine just moved back in with her ex -husband. And Julia Barker gave up 371 00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:00,089 men for Lent. 372 00:23:00,090 --> 00:23:02,740 I'll tell you, women friends, they're a dying breed. 373 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:05,750 Sure, for somebody who spends their time only with men. 374 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,980 You missed a great musical, babe. 375 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,880 I was not in the mood for Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald. 376 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,390 You're not going to wear that stuff to bed. 377 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,940 This is deep cleansing, Harvey. 378 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,120 I can't get deep cleansing in five minutes. 379 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,720 Direction said overnight. 380 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,220 About as long as your first marriage. 381 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,579 Mary Beth, I don't know what you want from me. The truth would have been 382 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:51,840 I told you the truth. 383 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:56,340 By accident, after 17 years, you think you know a person. 384 00:23:56,540 --> 00:24:00,300 Babe, it never occurred to me to tell you. Sure, I'm only the second wife. 385 00:24:00,301 --> 00:24:03,799 Damn it, Mary, but that didn't mean anything. We were married less than a 386 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,850 of 24 hours. 387 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,600 And then it completely slipped your mind. 388 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,720 Okay, okay, you want to know what it was? It was sex. 389 00:24:10,721 --> 00:24:14,579 Not in front of the baby, Harvey. That's what it was. We wanted to do it, but 390 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,359 we'd have felt too guilty if we weren't married. You're supposed to be making me 391 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,029 feel better. 392 00:24:18,030 --> 00:24:21,069 Damn it, Mary Beth, we didn't get near a bed. The father caught us before we did 393 00:24:21,070 --> 00:24:22,270 anything more than kiss. 394 00:24:24,710 --> 00:24:25,760 Poetic justice. 395 00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:41,290 Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you all for coming this afternoon. 396 00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:43,690 Why, do you look at that man, huh? 397 00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:45,770 What do you use? He hasn't aged one bit. 398 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:53,559 hearts, as dear Noreen used to say, that wherever she is, she is touched and 399 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,120 gladdened. Everybody hated Noreen Dixon so much. 400 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,060 How come there isn't an empty seat? 401 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,419 Give the people what they want, Mary Beth, they'll show up for it. No one 402 00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:06,680 than I know what the passing of our beloved Noreen really means. 403 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,180 This sudden emptiness. 404 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,600 Makes you want to throw up, doesn't it? 405 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,510 I told Chet I'd write him a eulogy, but now he insisted on giving his own. 406 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:17,380 Actors. He could read the phone book. 407 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,050 Still the sexiest man in the world. Will you please? 408 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,899 So you said you wanted to know about Noreen's memoirs. Have you seen them? 409 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,619 no. Noreen wouldn't let anybody read them. She took them with her everywhere, 410 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,480 though, and scared poor Chet to death. 411 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:35,559 And her greatest qualities always came out in the littlest ways. For 412 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,679 Scared Mr. Gardner? Well, for 20 years, she turned to tell a secret to the 413 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,730 world. 414 00:25:39,731 --> 00:25:43,279 Every time Noreen wanted to get Chet, she just hauled out those precious 415 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,540 that supposedly told all. 416 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,530 Told her what? 417 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,450 You're kidding. 418 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:52,780 I thought everybody in New York knew, even if they didn't in Peoria. 419 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,950 Noreen and Chet were married in name only. 420 00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:01,799 He's as gay as the 1890s. With regal grandeur, she stepped out of that 421 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:06,040 limousine, and with a wave of her hand, she stopped that traffic cold. 422 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:08,820 I thought, this, this is a true lady. 423 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:14,640 Sergeant, there were times I could have annihilated Noreen, but I am an actor. 424 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:17,750 And I don't do such things in real life any more than you do. 425 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,830 You and Miss Dixon went back a long way, didn't you, Mr. Gardner? 426 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:24,680 Your first picture together, Broadway Baby, 1950. 427 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,590 Am I right? 428 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:28,500 As much as I hate to admit it, yes. 429 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,599 Look, I'll tell you our whole sordid story over a pot of tea. Please make 430 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,639 yourselves comfortable. 431 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,690 Oh, thank you. 432 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,080 Another fantasy down the tubes? 433 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:45,499 Still, he has nice eyes, you know what I'm saying? 434 00:26:52,270 --> 00:26:54,370 And right there, look at this. 435 00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:57,260 Come here. Oh. 436 00:26:57,790 --> 00:27:01,569 Come here. This is another secret. I'm not so sure. I want to know. Remember 437 00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:03,949 when Chet Gardner said he didn't steal Noreen's memoir? 438 00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:06,230 Yes. I think he's going to explain that. 439 00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:09,850 My Life Upon the Wicked State by Noreen Dixon. 440 00:27:13,110 --> 00:27:15,640 That's kind of coincidental, isn't it, Christy? 441 00:27:15,670 --> 00:27:18,020 Like something out of an Agatha Christie book. 442 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,710 Here, sweetheart. 443 00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:27,930 Be with you in a minute. 444 00:27:32,470 --> 00:27:33,520 Yes, honey. 445 00:27:37,970 --> 00:27:39,020 Hi. Thank you. 446 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:45,260 What are all this? Where is everybody? 447 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,680 The boys are at my mother's. 448 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,010 Alice is asleep. 449 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,970 It's for you, babe. 450 00:27:59,131 --> 00:28:03,319 Feeling pretty guilty, aren't you, Harvey? 451 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,370 Huh? 452 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,220 You went to a lot of trouble here. 453 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:11,200 I'm trying to make up, Mary Beth. 454 00:28:11,201 --> 00:28:14,179 Is this what worked on your first wife? 455 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:18,679 For crying out loud, would you leave it alone? You've been mad longer than I was 456 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,580 married. Not the marriage hog. 457 00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,140 It's the deceit. 458 00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:27,119 Okay. Okay, so I didn't tell you. But I could have kept a lot worse secrets from 459 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,099 you, Mary Beth. 460 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:31,859 I could have... I could have been an axe murderer. I could have been a... I 461 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:33,180 could have been a slumlord. 462 00:28:33,181 --> 00:28:34,059 But no. 463 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:37,940 No, I made a bigger mistake. I got married once. For one day. 464 00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:40,630 And now... 465 00:28:40,730 --> 00:28:44,629 I'm going to have to get crucified for it the rest of my life. Harvey. Here, 466 00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:48,349 eat the dinner. I'm going out. Harvey, wait a minute. You know, it could have 467 00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:51,630 been a lot worse, Mary Beth. I could have worked for the CIA. 468 00:29:11,031 --> 00:29:13,609 Good morning, Lieutenant. 469 00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:15,170 Can you tell me what's going on? 470 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,429 I beg your pardon? 471 00:29:16,430 --> 00:29:17,930 My date. Have you found her yet? 472 00:29:17,931 --> 00:29:23,269 Lieutenant, you know, if you'd just give me more notice, I... Yeah, I 473 00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:24,530 understand. I understand. 474 00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:25,960 I tried. 475 00:29:26,470 --> 00:29:28,490 Oh, yeah, sure. No, I understand. Thanks. 476 00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:30,490 Maybe I should talk to his Becky. 477 00:29:30,491 --> 00:29:34,569 The other day I overheard him raving about some female musician friend of 478 00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:36,350 Cheryl Carey. 479 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,690 Sherry Carey? Yeah, you know her? 480 00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:43,000 She's a stripper who plays the accordion, Lieutenant. 481 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,850 Wouldn't make the right impression. 482 00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:49,469 What is this event you're supposed to go to, anyway? 483 00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:54,909 Well, it's sort of a celebration, you know? My son, my kid David, he's managed 484 00:29:54,910 --> 00:29:57,620 to put together enough money to buy into a restaurant. 485 00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,730 Why did she take Thelma? 486 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:03,809 Candy, remember I told you about this woman that I wanted to take, but she had 487 00:30:03,810 --> 00:30:04,860 other plans? 488 00:30:05,050 --> 00:30:06,100 That was Thelma. 489 00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:08,240 She's gone already. 490 00:30:08,330 --> 00:30:10,790 With an airline pilot that she's been dating. 491 00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:14,870 Thin and tall. 492 00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:16,980 With a lot of hair. 493 00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:19,150 Certainly not my type. 494 00:30:19,890 --> 00:30:21,210 Didn't used to be Thelma's. 495 00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:28,080 Lieutenant, I do know somebody who'd fit the bill. 496 00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:29,200 Oh, yeah? 497 00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:32,850 She's a workaholic. I can relate to that. 498 00:30:32,851 --> 00:30:34,549 She's fun. 499 00:30:34,550 --> 00:30:36,479 I got nothing against fun once in a while. 500 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,559 Is it a problem if she works in the department? 501 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,479 Hell no. 502 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,620 No, no. What precinct is she in? 503 00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:46,620 14th. Are you serious? 504 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,550 Every now and then. 505 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,380 That's just great. 506 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,400 Cocktails start at 6 o 'clock. 507 00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:00,780 And then the buffet dinner after that. 508 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,500 I'll pick you up, okay? 509 00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:05,230 Okay. 510 00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:08,680 You know, 511 00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:10,590 you don't have to do that. 512 00:31:10,930 --> 00:31:11,980 Yeah, I know. 513 00:31:17,730 --> 00:31:23,109 Yes, sir, and she had received the advance and everything was... But you 514 00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:25,330 saw any of the actual manuscript ever. 515 00:31:27,850 --> 00:31:28,900 All right. 516 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,130 Thank you very much. Good boy. 517 00:31:33,650 --> 00:31:34,850 What was that all about? 518 00:31:35,190 --> 00:31:36,450 Irene Dixon's publisher. 519 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,770 He says Noreen Dixon never turned in any of her memoirs. 520 00:31:39,771 --> 00:31:42,759 Maybe she was holding out till they were all finished. Or maybe she never 521 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,810 started. 522 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,400 Lab findings. On the ashes from the fireplace, negative for ink. 523 00:31:47,401 --> 00:31:50,179 You mean the whole thing was blank? 524 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,440 Except for the title page. 525 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,350 Somebody only wanted us to think they were the missing memoirs. 526 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,220 I didn't kill her. 527 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,500 I swear I didn't! Either way, we could take you in for obstruction. 528 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:07,130 You burned those memoirs. Fake memoirs. 529 00:32:07,470 --> 00:32:12,269 Fake! She carried around blank pages and tantalized everyone with them for 20 530 00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:13,320 years. 531 00:32:13,321 --> 00:32:16,809 So you burned the blank pages and the title page and you planted them in Chet 532 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:19,169 Gardner's apartment. Now, look, Chet has to be the killer. 533 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:22,049 I was sure that once you were on to him, Chet would confess. 534 00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:25,249 Mr. Webber, if you had reason to believe that Chet Gardner was guilty, why 535 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:27,929 didn't you come forward? Because I didn't think you'd believe me. And I 536 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:30,609 written enough mysteries to know what it takes to convict someone, and I don't 537 00:32:30,610 --> 00:32:31,750 have that kind of proof. 538 00:32:31,810 --> 00:32:32,890 But I know how he did it. 539 00:32:32,891 --> 00:32:36,839 And Maureen was rehearsing in the pit. She wouldn't hear Gardner sneak up on 540 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,119 her. He knocks her out, and then he throws her over his shoulder, just like 541 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,499 did with LeFleur in Pirate's Cove. And then he climbs up a ladder, and he walks 542 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,850 across the catwalk, and then he throws her off. 543 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,910 Isn't Chet Gardner a little old for that, Mr. 544 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:52,820 Webber? Chet Gardner's in very good shape. 545 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,580 Oh, that's very funny, Eric. 546 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:00,640 I didn't know you did comedy. 547 00:33:00,990 --> 00:33:04,649 I don't find murder very amusing. Neither do I. But the idea of Chet 548 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,030 climbing into the fly loft? 549 00:33:06,990 --> 00:33:10,900 You should look up for your typewriter more often. What are you talking about? 550 00:33:11,110 --> 00:33:13,630 Chet Gardner is afraid of heights. 551 00:33:13,990 --> 00:33:15,370 What? That isn't true. 552 00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:20,229 Trust me, stuntmen live off Chet Gardner. The man gets nosebleeds if he 553 00:33:20,230 --> 00:33:21,280 on a chair. 554 00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:22,550 So much for that theory. 555 00:33:22,551 --> 00:33:26,569 Maybe you should ask Eric why he's so anxious to prove Chet Gardner killed 556 00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,969 Noreen. It's a very interesting reason, don't you, Eric? 557 00:33:28,970 --> 00:33:31,849 Or maybe you should ask Iris Redford. You play your little games with someone 558 00:33:31,850 --> 00:33:32,789 else, Geraldine. 559 00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:33,850 I don't enjoy them. 560 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,360 You care to explain what you just said, Miss Zachary? 561 00:33:42,350 --> 00:33:43,400 What? 562 00:33:43,401 --> 00:33:48,149 You haven't been very straight with us, neither one of you. I don't know what 563 00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:48,689 you mean. 564 00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:51,390 Well, my partner loves old movies, Miss Redford. 565 00:33:52,390 --> 00:33:56,590 And she remembered that Noreen Dixon had played a character named Iris Mayfield. 566 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:58,810 Around the time that you were born. 567 00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:01,290 In all my tamaras with David Niven. 568 00:34:01,570 --> 00:34:02,910 So we did some checking. 569 00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:08,090 And we found out that you, Iris Redfern, are Miss Dixon's niece. 570 00:34:08,469 --> 00:34:10,029 Since when is nepotism a crime? 571 00:34:10,610 --> 00:34:13,670 Nepotism is not, Mr. Webber, but fabrication of evidence is. 572 00:34:14,370 --> 00:34:18,610 You went out of your way to set up Chet Gardner as Noreen Dixon's murderer. Why? 573 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,920 I told you, I thought... I know what you told us. 574 00:34:21,889 --> 00:34:25,499 What you didn't tell us is that you and Miss Redfern are rather involved. 575 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:29,800 Thackeray said that Noreen Dixon had forbidden the two of you to see each 576 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:34,740 Thackeray also told us that you were rather bitter about that. 577 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:38,189 Working night and day for a prima donna aunt who wouldn't let you have a private 578 00:34:38,190 --> 00:34:41,569 life of your own? Maybe bitter enough to kill for your freedom. Oh, come on. 579 00:34:41,570 --> 00:34:42,468 That's ridiculous. 580 00:34:42,469 --> 00:34:43,829 Iris couldn't murder anyone. 581 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:47,740 Why should we believe you, Mr. Webber? You've already lied about Chet Gardner. 582 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:51,250 Setting him up to protect your girlfriend. I did not kill my aunt. 583 00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:57,229 She was mean and vain and impossible to work for, but she was also the only 584 00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:58,610 family I had left. 585 00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:00,430 I could never have hurt her. 586 00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:07,149 Eric lied to protect me because he knew I didn't have an alibi the afternoon she 587 00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:09,890 died. It was a mistake, that's all. 588 00:35:12,290 --> 00:35:13,610 Because he loves me. 589 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:18,750 Haven't you ever been in love? 590 00:35:22,380 --> 00:35:24,080 I guess we can scratch them off. 591 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:25,840 Well, that's good to me. 592 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,060 Well, you saw them, Christine. 593 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,640 They're lovers, not murderers. 594 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,850 Oh, you're breaking my heart, Mary Beth. They were lying to protect one another. 595 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,790 Christine, do you really think that those two people murdered Noreen Dixon? 596 00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:43,380 At this point, I think they all could have done it and probably wanted to. 597 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:48,080 Cynic. You're a cynic, Christine. 598 00:35:48,081 --> 00:35:52,339 My money's on the producer. Ah, no way. It's got to be Chet Gardner. He's the 599 00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:54,659 only one man enough to carry her up to the catwalk. 600 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:56,280 He's afraid of heights, is Becky. 601 00:35:56,281 --> 00:35:58,299 I think John Wayne's afraid of horses. 602 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:01,119 Well, maybe it was the playwright. The one who tried to frame her. And he had a 603 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,499 tasty thing going with a niece. 604 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,219 She probably inherits a fat piece of change if it's ruled a homicide. 605 00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:08,830 Yeah, but don't forget the understudy. She tried to poison the old broad. 606 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,700 Where's Miss Marple when we need her? 607 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,250 Wait a minute. 608 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:16,619 Maybe it is like murder on the Orient Express. Maybe they all did it. Colonel 609 00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:17,439 Mustard did it. 610 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,479 In the library. 611 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,530 With a pipe wrench. 612 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:23,620 Cut it out. I would like to remind you people this is a homicide here. 613 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,150 It's not some game. 614 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,380 A great star lost her life. 615 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,280 We know that, Mary Beth. 616 00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:31,040 Good, because I couldn't tell. 617 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,419 I mean, this may be a lot of fun for all of you, but it wasn't too terrific for 618 00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:36,470 Noreen Dixon. 619 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,340 You want to play games? Go ahead. 620 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,750 Count me out. 621 00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:42,980 What's eating her? 622 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:44,500 She's a fan. 623 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,390 Too bad there's no butler. 624 00:36:51,481 --> 00:36:52,889 Are 625 00:36:52,890 --> 00:37:09,009 we 626 00:37:09,010 --> 00:37:10,510 going to work this out or what? 627 00:37:12,010 --> 00:37:15,500 How long are you going to continue acting like a teenager, Mary Beth? 628 00:37:15,710 --> 00:37:16,770 Did you love Angela? 629 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:20,810 Yeah, as much as you could love somebody when you were 16 years old. 630 00:37:23,290 --> 00:37:25,950 That's how old you were the first time. 631 00:37:27,170 --> 00:37:28,220 Was she the one? 632 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,310 Yeah, but that was much later. 633 00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:36,690 We were supposed to not see each other, so we sneaked off to my brother's place. 634 00:37:38,319 --> 00:37:41,629 Romeo and Juliet. You don't have to tell me all the details, Harvey. 635 00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:43,700 Honey, that was such a long time ago. 636 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:51,839 What Angela and I felt for each other, that was puppy love. It was a warm -up 637 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,240 for the real thing. 638 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,540 It wasn't a marriage, Harvey. 639 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,170 It was a secret. 640 00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:05,500 I felt like I didn't know you, like I've been with some stranger the whole time. 641 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:10,000 Honey, I swear I didn't mean to keep any secrets. I had almost forgotten. 642 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,680 I want us to be honest, Harvey. 643 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,360 Not like the rest of the world. 644 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,810 I promise. 645 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,980 I cross my heart. 646 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,600 So this Angela, was she pretty? 647 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,700 We're being honest here, Harvey. 648 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,290 How honest? 649 00:38:36,650 --> 00:38:37,700 Never mind. 650 00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:55,610 Guess now who holds thee. 651 00:38:57,550 --> 00:38:59,350 Death, I said. 652 00:39:00,770 --> 00:39:03,370 But there the silver answer rang. 653 00:39:04,430 --> 00:39:05,530 Not death. 654 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,170 But love. 655 00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:17,520 I love thee with a love I seem to lose with my lost saints. 656 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:25,000 I love thee with the breath, smiles, tears of all my life. 657 00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:33,100 And if God choose. 658 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,500 I shall but love thee better after death. 659 00:40:05,941 --> 00:40:07,989 Morning, Christine. 660 00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:09,040 What's going on? 661 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:10,270 I read the play. 662 00:40:10,830 --> 00:40:14,949 Yeah, we both read the play. There was nothing in it. I read Noreen Dixon's 663 00:40:14,950 --> 00:40:17,550 copy. It was very illuminating. Come with me. 664 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:28,370 In the scripts we read, there was no mention of suicide. 665 00:40:28,371 --> 00:40:33,229 Elizabeth Barrett Browning didn't commit suicide. I knew it, but Noreen Dixon 666 00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:36,150 thought she should have. And in her version of the play... 667 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:39,360 She tore out the last scene and rewrote a whole new one. 668 00:40:39,490 --> 00:40:42,050 The only thing missing is the last speech. 669 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,450 The suicide note. Exactly. 670 00:40:45,451 --> 00:40:48,609 That's why she wasn't suicidal when she wrote it. These are just words her 671 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:51,680 character was supposed to say. I told you actresses are weird. 672 00:40:52,290 --> 00:40:54,640 You think the rest of them know about the note? 673 00:40:55,290 --> 00:40:56,490 Theater's a small world. 674 00:40:56,930 --> 00:40:58,950 So, what now? 675 00:40:59,810 --> 00:41:02,520 We can't even prove it's murder, never mind who did it. 676 00:41:02,810 --> 00:41:04,610 I want to look at the catwalk up there. 677 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:06,790 The forensics missed anything. 678 00:41:11,301 --> 00:41:15,269 Why don't you just look around down here? 679 00:41:15,270 --> 00:41:16,320 Right. 680 00:42:20,910 --> 00:42:21,960 Sure, Chris. 681 00:42:23,670 --> 00:42:24,720 Hang on, okay? 682 00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:36,770 This theater plays an acoustical trick. 683 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:40,809 You all thought that Miss Dixon did her rehearsing in the orchestra pit during 684 00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:44,049 her lunch hour because it seemed that her voice were coming from there. 685 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:47,310 But in reality, she was on the catwalk every day. 686 00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:51,730 but it sounded as though her voice were coming from the pit. 687 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:57,020 On the day she died, Noreen Dixon was up there, as usual. 688 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:04,079 She was rehearsing a very emotional scene, a scene she was hoping Mr. Webber 689 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,940 might put in his play, which you are all aware of. 690 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,879 Unfortunately, Miss Dixon got a little carried away with what she was doing, 691 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,830 she leaned her weight against a faulty gate in the railing. 692 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:18,260 The gate swung open. 693 00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:24,020 And she fell. 694 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,900 So it wasn't murder. 695 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:31,300 It was an accident. 696 00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,680 It was death by overacting. 697 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:42,920 God, I'm so tired. 698 00:43:44,490 --> 00:43:46,470 That was very crazy up there, Christine. 699 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:48,800 Yep. 700 00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:51,300 Chet Gardner would have had his stuntman do it. 701 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,250 Go home and get some rest. 702 00:43:56,790 --> 00:43:58,110 That's what I'm going to do. 703 00:43:59,190 --> 00:44:03,850 A hot bath, six drinks, and 12 hours of uninterrupted deep sleep. 704 00:44:05,970 --> 00:44:07,170 What are you going to do? 705 00:44:07,450 --> 00:44:09,800 Oh, Foggy's trying to get me to go to the movies. 706 00:44:09,970 --> 00:44:12,500 I don't know if I ever want to go to the movies again. 707 00:44:13,991 --> 00:44:16,059 Night, Chris. 708 00:44:16,060 --> 00:44:17,110 Night. 709 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,190 Oh, Lieutenant. 710 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,260 You look like a million dollars. 711 00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:24,590 Thank you. 712 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,300 Have a lovely time, sir. 713 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,230 Thank you, Tracy. Good night. Good night. 714 00:44:31,191 --> 00:44:32,639 Good 715 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:42,360 evening, 716 00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:43,470 Cagney. 717 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:47,320 Lieutenant, hi. 718 00:44:47,590 --> 00:44:48,640 You look great. 719 00:44:48,990 --> 00:44:50,410 It's a rental. Nice, huh? 720 00:44:50,650 --> 00:44:53,180 To know there's other guys around exactly my size. 721 00:44:53,810 --> 00:44:56,040 Yeah, I was just on my way home to get dressed. 722 00:44:56,050 --> 00:44:59,969 All I need is 30, 40, and five minutes. Cagney, please, listen. Well, you said, 723 00:44:59,970 --> 00:45:01,949 what, cocktails aren't until 6 o 'clock, right? 724 00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:05,250 Cagney, I hope you understand, but I changed my mind. 725 00:45:05,690 --> 00:45:09,650 I thought, you know, it would be better if I would hack this on my own. 726 00:45:09,651 --> 00:45:12,429 No, you're just saying that because I look tired. 727 00:45:12,430 --> 00:45:15,329 You give me a couple cups of coffee and I'll dance all night. 728 00:45:15,330 --> 00:45:20,149 I thought I told you, though, that dragging somebody else to this doesn't 729 00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:21,200 any sense. 730 00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:23,910 What, I should impress Thelma? 731 00:45:25,330 --> 00:45:27,860 Thelma's going to be impressed tonight by our son. 732 00:45:27,861 --> 00:45:29,789 You sure? 733 00:45:29,790 --> 00:45:30,840 Yeah. 734 00:45:30,841 --> 00:45:32,649 Now, why don't you get out of here, huh? 735 00:45:32,650 --> 00:45:33,910 Go on home, get some sleep. 736 00:45:34,510 --> 00:45:35,560 All right, I will. 737 00:45:35,561 --> 00:45:38,249 I'm just going to find the TD5 that you were waiting for. 738 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,300 Good. 739 00:45:41,101 --> 00:45:43,619 Have a good time, Lieutenant. 740 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:45,420 Oh, thanks. I intend to. 741 00:46:26,630 --> 00:46:32,699 Sweetheart. I don't know how many times I've seen that picture. 742 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:34,340 Not including reruns on TV. 743 00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:36,600 And every time my heart breaks. 744 00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:38,500 As long as you had a good time, babe. 745 00:46:38,931 --> 00:46:40,999 Why is that? 746 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,050 What? 747 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,090 That I know all these terrible things about Noreen Dixon. 748 00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:47,570 And I fear up on the screen it doesn't matter. 749 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,680 Everything else goes away. 750 00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:53,310 Well, it's magic, babe. All the great ones got it. It's why we keep going 751 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,120 Magic? Yep. And romance. 752 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,290 Fact. I've been thinking about that all day long. 753 00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:01,660 Lacey! 754 00:47:02,830 --> 00:47:03,880 Mrs. Lacey! 755 00:47:07,110 --> 00:47:08,570 Oh, honey. 756 00:47:10,270 --> 00:47:11,320 Madame? 757 00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:14,770 Perfect timing, Jimmy! 758 00:47:29,710 --> 00:47:30,830 Magic and romance. 759 00:47:31,770 --> 00:47:33,270 Once around the park, Jimmy. 760 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,870 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61296

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