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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,439 --> 00:00:13,339 Love is like a butterfly, soft and gentle as the sky. The 2 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:17,440 multicolored moods of love are like a bad wind. 3 00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:25,039 Love makes your heart feel strange inside. It flutters like soft winds in 4 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:30,240 flight. Love is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle thing. 5 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:35,460 It's impossible. 6 00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:39,010 Tell the sun to leave the sky. 7 00:00:39,530 --> 00:00:41,090 Oh, boy, all that pain. 8 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:47,250 Hey, Dad, could you cut down on the cabaret and concentrate with the rest? 9 00:00:47,251 --> 00:00:52,689 We're not pushing our luck. It's just that we know as long as you're still 10 00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:55,640 singing, you haven't got round to cleaning your teeth yet. 11 00:00:59,070 --> 00:01:00,120 I like singing. 12 00:01:00,121 --> 00:01:03,679 I don't do a lot of it because there's not a lot to sing about. 13 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:08,680 But today, in spite of the odds building up against me, I shall sing. 14 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,140 You will notice I did not slam the door. 15 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,020 I did not display agitation. 16 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:20,300 I did not... Whose bathrobe has he got on? 17 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:21,950 His. Yours. 18 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:27,019 Tell him to take it off. He has one of his own. I'm wearing his. Then where is 19 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,340 yours? Mum's wearing mine. 20 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,140 Where does that leave me? 21 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:32,260 Mum's negligee, I guess. 22 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:49,380 to be ashamed of. 23 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,040 Anatomically, we have a lot to thank you for. 24 00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:56,750 Yeah, yeah, but he's naked here in this house. In this house? 25 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,270 I could always take him next door. 26 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:01,560 Rumpel, Freddy. 27 00:02:01,561 --> 00:02:04,669 Rumpel, you haven't got any clothes on. Do you know that? 28 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:05,870 Yeah, that's okay. I know. 29 00:02:06,450 --> 00:02:08,889 I hope it's only temporary and not a new trend. 30 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:14,280 There must be something wrong with me. I'm living in a world I don't 31 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:15,430 Yeah, great, isn't it? 32 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,030 the menu today. Adam's car's kind of expired. 33 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:22,590 Yes, all right. I'm doing nothing in particular. 34 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,780 Ria? Yes? 35 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,460 Have you nothing to say on the subject? 36 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,370 What subject? 37 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,820 The subject of Russell standing there naked. 38 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,560 Well, I hadn't thought about it. 39 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,200 Well, think about it. 40 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,540 Well, what can I say? 41 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,570 He's just the same as when he was little. 42 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:46,880 Except now he's big. 43 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,350 The nudity, Ben, only shocks me when it's my own. 44 00:02:55,351 --> 00:02:59,659 And if you're thinking of retaliating by charging about this house with nothing 45 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:02,300 on, please don't. You'll only upset the cat. 46 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:17,260 I bet he's steaming at me tiles. 47 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,120 Going too fast for you, sir? 48 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:28,770 No, Thomas. 49 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:31,480 Life that's going too fast for me. 50 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:32,930 Life. 51 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,900 Where did you say this cafe was, sir? Hood Street. 52 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,480 And the name, sir? 53 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,730 The cafe. 54 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,380 That's what it's called. 55 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:48,520 Not a wildly inventive name, but the food makes up for it. 56 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,180 Are you married, Thomas? I forget. 57 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:58,019 I am, sir, yes. Two kids, son and a daughter, and a... And a bull terrier, 58 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,070 I remember. 59 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:01,510 Mine left me. 60 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:03,350 I'm sorry, sir? 61 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,260 My wife, she left. 62 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,800 Very regrettable, sir. Very regrettable. 63 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,820 No warning, no build -up. 64 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,240 Just a salad and a net. 65 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,720 Not salad myself, sir. 66 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,260 Just a salad, though. You know. 67 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:24,619 It breaks my heart to do this. Thank you for all those lovely years. Your socks 68 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,420 are in the airing cupboard, all that. 69 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,280 I thought it was a joke. 70 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,270 Then I noticed half the furniture was missing. 71 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,600 She left me the tortoise. 72 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,840 I don't know much about tortoises, sir. 73 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,500 They're not a lot of fun. 74 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,440 She ran off with my best friend. 75 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:48,900 Dangerous things, best friend, sir. 76 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:50,940 They've been meeting in my flat. 77 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:56,589 He'd been using my shower, my towel, my bathrobe, my... I should like to turn 78 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,210 left here, if you don't mind, sir. 79 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,320 Sorry. 80 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:01,950 Sorry. Thank you, sir. 81 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:08,250 I'll be 45 tomorrow. 82 00:05:09,490 --> 00:05:11,530 An alarming experience, sir. 83 00:05:12,610 --> 00:05:14,330 I did ten press -ups this morning. 84 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:17,490 Well, I managed the first one. 85 00:05:18,050 --> 00:05:20,410 But I lower my stomach and imagine the rest. 86 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:23,670 Being 50 is even worse, sir. 87 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:27,390 Being 50 is rather like being the family car. 88 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:31,750 It's a well -polished body, but a clapped -out engine. 89 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:34,390 I don't have a family. 90 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,810 None to laugh over, none to cry over, sir. 91 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:42,810 None to spend your birthday with. 92 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,070 I'd like you not to do that, sir, if you don't mind. 93 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:57,190 Unless, of course, you're in the throes of a heart attack or you have been shot. 94 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,580 Just pull over, Thomas. 95 00:05:58,581 --> 00:06:01,479 It's a friend's car. I'll be with you in a minute. I just want to leave her a 96 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,530 message. 97 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:30,090 You got something to say to us? 98 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:31,710 I... No. 99 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:34,080 I was just leaving a note. I mean, that's all. 100 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:42,250 It is my birthday tomorrow. 101 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:43,750 How about lunch? 102 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:48,050 That's really nice of you. 103 00:06:48,051 --> 00:06:51,889 We're going to have to decline on the grounds that Mum said we should never 104 00:06:51,890 --> 00:06:53,030 to strangers, you know. 105 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:55,890 It was a mistake. 106 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:57,320 It's OK. 107 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,690 It's OK. 108 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,610 It's nothing. 109 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,650 It's unimportant. 110 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:06,200 Sure. Sure. 111 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,010 I guess you'll just have to change your image, sunshine. 112 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:21,439 Hey, wasn't that the bloke who followed us the other day? Said he thought it was 113 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,490 a friend's car. 114 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,210 Dead right. 115 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:28,290 Do you suppose Mum's leading a double life? 116 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,280 Oh, no way. 117 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:34,360 Mum's problem is not only does she look good, she is good. 118 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,000 It sure is a problem. 119 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,990 Why do you like this kind of music? 120 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:09,930 Because it's men, all going on about the same thing, united in their opinion, 121 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,080 not a woman in sight. 122 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:20,030 I'd like to talk to you, but they make me feel outnumbered. 123 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,280 Switch it off, then. 124 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:51,799 What I have to say is a lot, but if I say a lot, you won't listen, so I'll 125 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,060 say a little bit of the lot. 126 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:02,580 I like it here, at night, 127 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:05,320 when the boys have gone out. 128 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,140 I like it when we're alone. 129 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,740 Hmm. So do I. 130 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:22,320 It's very easy to lose sight of what's important, isn't it? 131 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:24,710 It is, yes, indeed. 132 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:32,589 I mean, basically, we're the same two people, you and I, the same as before we 133 00:09:32,590 --> 00:09:35,790 were married. The only difference is that now we have a family. 134 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:38,490 Intrusions, discussions. 135 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:39,860 Rows. 136 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:47,330 I'm trying to say that even before we always had this, a room. 137 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:52,200 There's a tea, a fire, teeth. 138 00:09:56,780 --> 00:10:01,720 When the boys are out, we should take advantage of these moments, Ben. 139 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:03,990 Yes. 140 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,200 We should be romantic. 141 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:09,300 Try to get back to where we were. 142 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:21,320 Mrs. Wainwright, before I straightened her teeth. 143 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:23,340 Who's that? 144 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:26,670 Mrs. Wainwright after I straightened her teeth. 145 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,410 She looks much better. 146 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:35,350 What was I saying? 147 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:43,529 Something about being romantic, taking advantage of being alone and getting 148 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:44,580 to where we were. 149 00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:49,689 I've already analysed it all. What you're trying to say is let's make love 150 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:50,740 the fatigue. 151 00:10:50,741 --> 00:10:54,109 Well, you needn't be quite so clinical about it. 152 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,390 You sound like a surgeon. 153 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,520 I've examined your tonsils. We'll remove them tomorrow. 154 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,420 I know why you won't make love on the sofa. 155 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:07,590 Because of one little incident years ago. 156 00:11:07,591 --> 00:11:10,889 It was not one little incident. It was a major catastrophe. 157 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:13,670 I'd forgotten that one of the boys had borrowed a key. 158 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:18,459 When I looked up, and found I was in the company of a pop singer, a drummer and 159 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,580 a lead guitarist. 160 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,020 Spontaneity packed its bags and fled. 161 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:29,170 We're never going to do anything outrageous again. 162 00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:33,279 We're going to walk along that narrow little footpath with its notices saying, 163 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:37,820 don't tread here and don't tread there, trespassers will be assassinated. 164 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,660 They've gone to a party. 165 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,940 An all -night party. 166 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:56,750 Come on, then. 167 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,010 Let's go to bed. 168 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,980 Oh, I don't want to go to bed. I want to do something wild, something different. 169 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,940 We'll go to bed and do something wild, something different. 170 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,240 I ought to feel intriguing. 171 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:14,860 I want to pretend that we're meeting. 172 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,550 All right. 173 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,300 You go up to bed, and I'll go out to the garden and swarm up the drainpipe. 174 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,600 You're not understanding. You're deliberately not understanding. 175 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:37,260 I want to feel... I want to feel... intriguing. 176 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,820 I want to feel... illegal. 177 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,960 You mean you want to feel unmarried? 178 00:12:44,961 --> 00:12:47,979 You caught this from Adam and Russell, didn't you? 179 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:51,879 They go plundering and pillaging through life. Suddenly the confines, the 180 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,060 respectability of marriage seems dull by comparison. 181 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,860 Yes, it's hard. 182 00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:00,740 Watching them being young and running free. 183 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,040 When I was Adam's age, I was pregnant. 184 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,500 When I was Russell's age, I was pregnant again. 185 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:12,240 I spent the finest years of my life looking like a rugby ball. 186 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,900 Do you think I wouldn't love to be young and free? 187 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:20,669 Able to cram the lower part of my body into half a yard of denim. 188 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:21,790 Then why don't you? 189 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,950 Because I'm a bloody fool, that's why. 190 00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:29,369 All that groping and giggling that goes on out there in the potting shed, do you 191 00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:30,889 think I wouldn't love to be part of that? 192 00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:33,090 No, those days are gone for us. Why? 193 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,500 Why are they gone? 194 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,520 Why can't we go to the potting shed? What is stopping us? 195 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,790 Dignity. A dignity forced upon us by time. 196 00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:44,549 Besides, if I was going to do something as outrageous as that, I'd need a 197 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,960 month's notice and central heating installed. 198 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:50,600 I don't understand. 199 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,490 Last birthday, you were 47. 200 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,270 Now, just one year later, you're at least 90. 201 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:04,660 You're not jealous of your sons, are you? Of course I'm jealous. 202 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:09,629 Not the green -eyed, evil jealous, just the gentle, wish -I'd -been -born 203 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,800 -later, why -did -I -miss -it -all jealous. 204 00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,180 Now, you. 205 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:15,990 I have to worry about you. 206 00:14:15,991 --> 00:14:19,959 When you can't see it, brah, you're packed. Passion -proof lip gloss and 207 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,079 stuff you use on your face that's guaranteed to stay put through several 208 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,130 of rape. 209 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:29,320 I'm trying to tell you, I don't feel old. 210 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,120 I feel as if I'm at some sort of beginning. 211 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,740 I lie in bed at night, pleased. 212 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,480 Pleased about tomorrow. 213 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,459 But you just lie there, checking your pulse and being amazed that your heart's 214 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,510 still beating. 215 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:50,679 Oh, I have this electric excitement. excitement inside me and i want to share 216 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:55,619 with you but it's like throwing a ball for a tortoise and saying fetch it 217 00:14:55,620 --> 00:15:00,600 might as well go to bed then 218 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:29,149 You know, Mrs. Wainwright, I could have sworn that something wild and different 219 00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:30,410 was going to happen today. 220 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:01,960 What was it you wanted me to do again, sir? 221 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:05,110 Just knock on the door, and if a man answers... Her husband. 222 00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:09,090 Her husband, yes. You simply say you're sorry you got to the wrong house. 223 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:11,270 Now, if she answers... His wife. 224 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:14,970 Yes, if his wife answers, you give her this note. 225 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,070 That's it. That's all. Mission over. 226 00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,770 Do you think this is wise, sir? 227 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,469 Well, no, of course it isn't wise. It's stupid. 228 00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:25,540 The wise thing to do would be to have lunch by myself tomorrow. 229 00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:29,009 Surely there must be other people in your life with whom you can spend your 230 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,110 birthday. Hundreds, Thomas, hundreds. 231 00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:37,649 Look, when you were young and someone offered you a big bag of sweets, did you 232 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:41,430 ever gaze inside and see just out of reach the one that you really wanted? 233 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:44,920 The one with the silver wrapping and the hazelnut in the middle? 234 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:49,229 But rather than the embarrassing struggle, you put your hand in the bag 235 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:52,669 pulled out the nearest one, the one with the orange -coloured putty in the 236 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:53,720 middle. 237 00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:56,340 Well? Tomorrow, I'm 45. 238 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,600 The world is my bag of sweets. 239 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,770 And I'm going to have that embarrassing struggle. 240 00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:06,560 I'm going to pull out of that bag the one with the silver wrapping. 241 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,680 I won't eat it, of course. 242 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,720 Just squash it a bit and put it back. 243 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:18,020 I don't realise, are you? I mean, it's only a meal. 244 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:22,170 The whole universe is full of men and women having meals together. Now, go on. 245 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:27,868 I would be glad, sir, if you don't mind, on my future late -night duties, to be 246 00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:29,849 doing something a little more innocent. 247 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:32,590 Yes, it's all right. Go, go. 248 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,610 You coming up, then? 249 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,310 Yes, 250 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,250 please. 251 00:17:58,820 --> 00:17:59,870 That's the legs. 252 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:12,580 This is hardly the correct thing to do, 253 00:18:12,581 --> 00:18:13,379 is it, sir? 254 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:18,399 When people turn the light out, they're usually either going to bed or... But 255 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,300 it's only ten past ten. 256 00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:16,719 Baby! 257 00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:24,130 Come back to me my loving baby! 258 00:19:33,461 --> 00:19:35,449 Oh, boy. 259 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:38,629 Either of those will do me. Just take your pick. I'll take Alison. She's got 260 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,620 style. I'll take Joanne. She's got boobs. 261 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:42,710 I get bored of those. 262 00:19:42,711 --> 00:19:45,129 I mean, they're all right for a while, but I don't go for too much of them 263 00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,169 around the house. 264 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,270 Certainly brighten up breakfast, though. 265 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:50,770 Just a minute. Just a minute. 266 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,140 Oh, hi, Mum. 267 00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:55,469 That was a really nice meal you cooked us, by the way. Yes, and that's a really 268 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,430 nice mess you've left me, by the way. 269 00:19:57,431 --> 00:20:01,489 Oh, well, we've got this phone call that we've got to make to this guy. 270 00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:02,540 Russell! 271 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,300 Now, I know it's a well -worn speech delivered daily. 272 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,919 And I know that every time I make it, you threaten to leave home and have your 273 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,830 pictures in the have -you -seen -these -boys column. She's going to flip again. 274 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,020 I am not going to flip again. 275 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:22,600 I have never flipped. I do not know how to flip. I am unflippable. 276 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:27,340 The only time I am remotely in danger of flipping is when somebody mutters, 277 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,680 she's going to flip again! 278 00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:38,590 Your girlfriend arrived this morning just as I had got up. 279 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:42,090 They arrived with the post and before the milk. 280 00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:47,329 They loitered on the landing waiting for you to get up and completely unnerved 281 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,190 your father by telling him he had erotic eyebrows. 282 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:58,789 They ate all my food, drank all my coffee, then left me for dead in that 283 00:20:58,790 --> 00:20:59,840 kitchen. Well? 284 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,229 Well, when you put it like that, they do sound pretty unattractive. 285 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:09,539 Hmm. Now, I don't mind the space in my cupboard where tomorrow's lunch was. And 286 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:13,900 I don't mind my sponge cake being referred to as Dunlopillow's Delight. 287 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:20,099 I don't even mind... Mum, as you don't mind about anything, we'll leave you to 288 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,150 it. 289 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,030 Now, don't panic. 290 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,840 Dishes are a fact of life. 291 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,060 Not a very interesting fact. 292 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,540 But nevertheless, a fact. 293 00:21:55,060 --> 00:22:01,680 When you get married, your life takes on three extra dimensions. 294 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,490 You coped. 295 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,520 Instead of having a mess over there, you've got it over here. 296 00:22:32,371 --> 00:22:34,059 Speak 297 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:40,959 of those 298 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,010 girls. 299 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:50,679 Filling this house with their thin thighs and their hardly used 300 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,730 faces. 301 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:56,070 Threatening my sons with their chests. 302 00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:00,950 Oh, my God, those chests. 303 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,100 Mother Nature must have put a bit of overtime in on that lot. 304 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,410 And they're so aggressive. 305 00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:17,690 I mean, there's no gentleness, no femininity. 306 00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:30,869 When I was young, a woman with a deep, mysterious pool, a man had 307 00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:37,849 to dip his toe in first, and then wade out carefully and 308 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:38,900 gently. 309 00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:45,430 Now they just dive in. They don't even bother to put their swimming trunks on. 310 00:23:46,570 --> 00:23:52,810 Oh, it's all so unsubtle and disgusting and degrading and... 311 00:23:58,760 --> 00:23:59,810 I've got to... 312 00:24:41,929 --> 00:24:47,410 I'm running out of ideas, Thomas. 313 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:01,920 And a wholemeal. 314 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,930 33p. 315 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,420 And a Scotch brown. No Scotch brown. 316 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:14,200 Any other sort of brown? Welsh? English? 317 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,660 Wheatmeal, wheat germ, high brown and rye. 318 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,810 Yes, please. 319 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,930 195. 320 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,760 You deliver to Mrs. 321 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,160 Parkinson, don't you? I seem to remember her saying... We deliver to three, Mrs. 322 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,840 Parkinson. Ah. 323 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:44,160 Well, this one, she's got a funny little... Well, she's got hair and 324 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:50,919 married, two pleasant sons, very pleasant husband, nice man, super guy, 325 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,520 friend. Radcliffe clothes. 326 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:53,970 Yes, that's it. 327 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:58,389 Well, I have this note, you see, and I'd like her to receive it before 328 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,400 lunchtime, and I was wondering... The orders are going out now. 329 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:02,600 Yes, fine. 330 00:26:02,601 --> 00:26:06,609 Well, I'm in a hurry, you see, otherwise I'd take it round myself, but you know 331 00:26:06,610 --> 00:26:07,660 how it is. 332 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:08,920 Yes. 333 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:12,210 So I'd be very grateful if you could put it in with her order. 334 00:26:13,550 --> 00:26:16,050 I telephone her only... You're in a hurry? 335 00:26:16,370 --> 00:26:17,420 Yes. 336 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:18,930 One ninety -five. 337 00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:21,020 Ah. 338 00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:27,360 Ah, well, um... I'll, uh... I'll just take a couple of bread roll. 339 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:29,870 Have a light, I think. 340 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,810 Morning, 341 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,370 Mrs. Parkinson. 342 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:56,879 I'm not in a good mood today, Stephen. I do not like... today, nor my likeness 343 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:02,099 like anybody who talks to me today. In fact, trying to pretend that it isn't 344 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,150 today. 345 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:04,840 That I am dead. 346 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:11,450 I'll put your order on the step then, Mrs. Parkinson. 347 00:27:11,451 --> 00:27:16,719 And if you wish to avoid me on the way back, you can always leap over the fence 348 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,460 and go out through Mrs. Moore's gate. 349 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,820 This note is for you, Mrs. Patterson. 350 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,210 For me? 351 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,130 They asked me at the shop to give it to you. 352 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,730 They probably didn't know that you preferred to be dead today. 353 00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:56,100 You know, on the face of it, you're a very pleasant young man, with good 354 00:27:56,101 --> 00:28:00,359 But any moment now, you're going to sweep some poor, unsuspecting female off 355 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,920 feet and whip her up the aisle, and she'll end up like... like this. 356 00:28:07,690 --> 00:28:08,950 I hope so, Mrs. Parkinson. 357 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,380 Ben, what's that? 358 00:28:28,770 --> 00:28:31,540 A couple of my patients. I come to bury them in the garden. 359 00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:34,310 What are you doing? 360 00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:35,640 We're going out. 361 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:39,290 Out? Where out? 362 00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:40,900 It's a secret. 363 00:28:40,901 --> 00:28:42,069 Go on. 364 00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:44,109 Get your bag and coat. That's all you need. 365 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:45,950 But Ben... No need to change. 366 00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:47,340 Come as you are. 367 00:28:49,290 --> 00:28:50,450 I look a sight. 368 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:53,830 I can't possibly go anywhere looking like this. 369 00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:56,270 And there's Adam and Russell. 370 00:28:58,510 --> 00:29:00,270 Adam and Russell are Ben. 371 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,689 Can't you tell me where we're going? 372 00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:05,760 We're going to do something wild and exciting and different. 373 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:09,890 What are we going to do? 374 00:29:09,891 --> 00:29:12,089 We're going to pretend that we're lovers. 375 00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:14,969 That we're secret from the world, that we've got nowhere to go, nowhere to 376 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,109 not even the potting shed. 377 00:29:16,110 --> 00:29:18,760 We're going to be young and uninhibited and illegal. 378 00:29:20,090 --> 00:29:21,140 What's that? 379 00:29:21,390 --> 00:29:22,440 A tent. 380 00:30:02,261 --> 00:30:04,359 Thank you. 381 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,910 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30198

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