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No, I know.
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No, oh my God.
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I'm now mixed up in another word.
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So clingy.
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What?
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You're telling me that your son already
moved out and went... So he's going to
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college away. So he's not... I got the
short end of the stick.
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No, he is overly clingy.
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No. And if I hang out with more
people...
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Then it's just a nightmare when I come
home. I mean, the tantrums are just
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ridiculous. And he has this weird thing
where I have to, like, sue them.
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Like, run my hand through his hair when
he's getting so upset.
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No, Claire, I'm telling you.
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You know what?
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That's an excellent idea. I did not even
think about that.
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I'm going to bring that up to him.
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Yes.
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Yeah, no, we watch a show, so I'll bring
it up to him.
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Get a girlfriend. I'll bring up the
whole girlfriend. I think if he had a
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girlfriend his age, That would
definitely help.
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Oh, fuck. He's calling me now.
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I'm fucking needy.
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Let me call you back.
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Mom!
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You almost missed our show.
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That's the third time this week you've
been too busy to notice.
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This is our show.
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I'm here.
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I'm right here.
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Right? I didn't miss anything.
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I'm here now.
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I'm here now.
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Good.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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How about you?
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I was... What about girls that look like
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moi that are just, you know, your age?
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What about them? I don't ever see them
come over to the house.
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I don't want to talk about that.
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You don't want to talk about girls or
you don't want to talk about girls
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over to the house?
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I don't want to talk about anything
about that.
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So what you're saying is you will
consider getting a girlfriend?
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I just want to, can we watch the show,
please? Let's watch the show.
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Oh,
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look, he has a girlfriend.
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No,
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it's not an angel girl, I think.
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I don't want to talk about that.
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I don't want to talk about that. I just
don't understand.
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I don't want to talk about that. Here's
the thing. La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
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la.
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La, la, la.
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So immature.
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Here's the thing. La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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I can't hear you.
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Mm -hmm.
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So the next time you scream mom, I'm
going to respond, I can't hear you. I
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hear you right now. I can't hear you.
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No stepson hangs out with their mother
this much.
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Who does that?
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It's still not helping.
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You gotta get out there.
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Meet new girls.
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No.
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I told you I don't want to talk about
it.
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Oh my goodness, what is going on with
you?
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Can we please watch the show?
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Watch the show.
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But like, what is wrong with you?
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You're acting like something is
seriously wrong.
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that I don't have a girlfriend and the
reason I don't want to have a girlfriend
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is because I would never love any girl
as much as I love you.
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No,
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not that kind of love.
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Okay,
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you know how in the show Erica loves
Dalton even though she knows that she
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shouldn't?
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That kind of love.
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Slightly problematic, maybe, you know?
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Stepmom. God.
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Stepson.
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I just don't know if we should be doing
that.
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Now everything is ruined.
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Nothing is ruined.
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Oh, my God.
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Nothing is ruined. Nothing is ruined. My
big mouth ruining everything.
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Okay,
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calm down. Now you probably just think
I'm some sort of weirdo.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Let's calm down.
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How about this?
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Everything is fine.
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You hate me, don't you? I do not hate
you.
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I will show you that everything is fine.
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You hate me, don't you?
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I don't hate you. Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Shh.
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I don't hate you, and I'm going to show
you if you can make me one promise.
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Okay?
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What?
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Never, ever again throw a tantrum like
that for your mother.
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Okay. Why don't you turn on the TV and
I'll show you.
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Are you nervous?
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You're making me nervous.
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Did you always want your mom to study
and you did?
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Yeah. Yeah? Uh -huh.
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Is it as good as with young girls?
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You know, the ones you don't want to
hang out with.
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I kind of regret taking up all this
action.
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I'm wondering if I should have left him
and just pulled it out.
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between my titty.
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Hmm.
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Should I look at you?
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What do you think?
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I'm ready.
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Should I piece you though?
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Mm -hmm.
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Thank you.
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This feels so good.
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One and done. One time.
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One time.
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And then three, four, five, six, seven,
eight.
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Turn around. Is that what you said?
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You're the best mom ever.
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I guess that's debatable.
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Bye.
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Fuck yeah.
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Oh, that's so good.
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Mm -hmm.
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What's next? 15 and 3?
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That is our jello.
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Yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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My God, I love you so much, Mom.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I like you doing that, Mom.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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You're the best mom ever.
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Yeah, am I?
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Yeah.
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I'm so
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happy I'm your son.
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Yeah.
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What position can I come in?
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Aum.
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Do you? Yeah. Well, you can't.
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Because I think you do.
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I want you to confirm.
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I'm thinking that we need to start
talking
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about your movie now.
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Okay?
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Seriously.
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