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No, I know.

No, oh my God.

I'm now mixed up in another word.

So clingy.

What?

You're telling me that your son already moved out and went... So he's going to

college away. So he's not... I got the short end of the stick.

No, he is overly clingy.

No. And if I hang out with more people...

Then it's just a nightmare when I come home. I mean, the tantrums are just

ridiculous. And he has this weird thing where I have to, like, sue them.

Like, run my hand through his hair when he's getting so upset.

No, Claire, I'm telling you.

You know what?

That's an excellent idea. I did not even think about that.

I'm going to bring that up to him.

Yes.

Yeah, no, we watch a show, so I'll bring it up to him.

Get a girlfriend. I'll bring up the whole girlfriend. I think if he had a

girlfriend his age, That would definitely help.

Mom!

Mom!

Oh, fuck. He's calling me now.

I'm fucking needy.

Let me call you back.

Mom!

You almost missed our show.

That's the third time this week you've been too busy to notice.

This is our show.

I'm here.

I'm right here.

Right? I didn't miss anything.

I'm here now.

I'm here now.

Good.

Ow.

Ow.

How about you?

I was... What about girls that look like

moi that are just, you know, your age?

What about them? I don't ever see them come over to the house.

I don't want to talk about that.

You don't want to talk about girls or you don't want to talk about girls

over to the house?

I don't want to talk about anything about that.

So what you're saying is you will consider getting a girlfriend?

I just want to, can we watch the show, please? Let's watch the show.

Oh,

look, he has a girlfriend.

No,

it's not an angel girl, I think.

I don't want to talk about that.

I don't want to talk about that. I just don't understand.

I don't want to talk about that. Here's the thing. La, la, la, la, la, la, la,

la.

La, la, la.

So immature.

Here's the thing. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

I can't hear you.

Mm -hmm.

So the next time you scream mom, I'm going to respond, I can't hear you. I

hear you right now. I can't hear you.

No stepson hangs out with their mother this much.

Who does that?

It's still not helping.

You gotta get out there.

Meet new girls.

No.

I told you I don't want to talk about it.

Oh my goodness, what is going on with you?

Can we please watch the show?

Watch the show.

But like, what is wrong with you?

You're acting like something is seriously wrong.

that I don't have a girlfriend and the reason I don't want to have a girlfriend

is because I would never love any girl as much as I love you.

No,

not that kind of love.

Okay,

you know how in the show Erica loves Dalton even though she knows that she

shouldn't?

That kind of love.

Slightly problematic, maybe, you know?

Stepmom. God.

Stepson.

I just don't know if we should be doing that.

Now everything is ruined.

Nothing is ruined.

Oh, my God.

Nothing is ruined. Nothing is ruined. My big mouth ruining everything.

Okay,

calm down. Now you probably just think I'm some sort of weirdo.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's calm down.

How about this?

Everything is fine.

You hate me, don't you? I do not hate you.

I will show you that everything is fine.

You hate me, don't you?

I don't hate you. Are you sure?

Yeah.

Shh.

I don't hate you, and I'm going to show you if you can make me one promise.

Okay?

What?

Never, ever again throw a tantrum like that for your mother.

Okay. Why don't you turn on the TV and I'll show you.

Are you nervous?

You're making me nervous.

Did you always want your mom to study and you did?

Yeah. Yeah? Uh -huh.

Is it as good as with young girls?

You know, the ones you don't want to hang out with.

I kind of regret taking up all this action.

I'm wondering if I should have left him and just pulled it out.

between my titty.

Hmm.

Should I look at you?

What do you think?

I'm ready.

Should I piece you though?

Yeah. Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

This feels so good.

One and done. One time.

One time.

And then three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Turn around. Is that what you said?

You're the best mom ever.

I guess that's debatable.

Bye.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Mm -hmm.

What's next? 15 and 3?

That is our jello.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

My God, I love you so much, Mom.

Oh, my goodness.

I like you doing that, Mom.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

You're the best mom ever.

Yeah, am I?

Yeah.

I'm so

happy I'm your son.

Yeah.

What position can I come in?

Aum.

Do you? Yeah. Well, you can't.

Because I think you do.

I want you to confirm.

I'm thinking that we need to start talking

about your movie now.

Okay?

Seriously.