All language subtitles for Boon s03e08 Peacemaker

Thank you.

Speaking.

What now?

Yes, yes, I know it.

Yeah.

I'll be right round.

What did you say his name was?

She's coming straight over.

Nice work, Jeff.

Only turned me back for five minutes.

He didn't need five minutes.

Were you with a bird?

It was a call of nature.

The en suite was full.

I wonder what made him do it.

He was always going to.

The only comeback he was interested in
was coming back to Birmingham.

He with his ticket home.

Oh my god!

Two days.

Mr. Bright.

Just follow the wreckage?

Where were we?

Carpets.

250.

Any bright, bright ideas?

I understand you're missing a lead
singer.

Yeah, you... You remember the Necros?

Perhaps you'd refresh my memory.

Well, they split up about five years
back.

I got them back together.

Or at least I thought I got them back
together.

Well done.

Yeah, we're going to make a comeback
album.

But it ain't worth a fart in a
thunderstorm without him.

Bograt. You see?

Now you do remember.

See, that's what makes him so special.

I found him in Calais.

Calais? Yes, it's engraved on my heart
too.

What was he doing there?

He was on his way to Monte Carlo.

He'd been on his way to Monte Carlo for
five years.

And that's as far as he got.

And now he's gone again.

He had a bust -up with his girlfriend.

And boom.

Couldn't he just walk through the door
like anyone else?

But he's not like anybody else.

And you want me to find him? And quick.

I've got a studio, artists, producers,
all doing nothing.

Is this fairly recent?

Oh, no, we got something better down at
the office.

A video.

I'll send someone round for it in the
morning.

I take it that's the girlfriend?

Yeah.

Geoff!

Is she all right?

Nicky?

Well, the lights are on, but there's no
-one in.

I want you on this full -time.

Normal rates.

And... I'll give you a £200 bonus if you
get him within 48 hours.

But he could be out of the country by
morning.

That's what brought him back.

That city.

Crouched down there like a beast.

Those streets, those subways.

I gave him everything.

Life, inspiration, art.

That's what you think.

God bless you.

How about go away and let me

finish this buffet and tea?

Well, it's close.

Actually means I think I've got food
poisoning.

Actually, Mr Crawford, that's from the
Nicholson short supply.

I'm very pleased to hear it. Look.

Glynis!

Let's have the music.

Might as well have the fully packed.

Hello, Harry.

Morning, Margaret.

Or should I say, gooder Morgan.

Oh, well done. Who are you expecting?
Queen Beatrix?

No, it's a big family of precision
engineers, actually.

I've been here for the week, based in
Utrecht.

It's quite a coup.

I've come to Birmingham three times a
year.

You're certainly doing them proud.

All you need now is... When it's spring
again, I'll bring you... I buy Graves

thinks he needs you. Let's run to town.

We went there on our honeymoon.

This Luxor bathroom fittings, does Derek
own it?

No, he's a branch manager.

But he's doing all right.

He's doing very well, by all accounts.

I sound like a money -grabbing bitch,
don't I? No, you don't.

The court awarded you, mate.

Can we've got a... Oh, I'm sorry. Give
me.

Mrs Baxter, this is my partner, Margaret
Daly.

How do you do? How do you do?

I'll, er, feed you to him.

I've got bills to pay.

If he's earning more than he says he's
earning, well, it's not fair, is it?

Yeah, but are you sure that's what he's
doing?

Well, I can't afford to go gadding about
town all the time.

And he can.

That's what I've heard.

Women?

I don't know.

Friends don't like to tell you about
other women, do they?

No. But it's still possible.

Not a bad -looking bloke, is he?

No.

Appearances can be very deceptive.

meant to be.

A real bastard.

Rocky!

Harry!

Can I use your video?

What? Now?

Only for a moment.

Well, do this for Harry. Grab a granny
night.

He's an internationally acclaimed
performer, mate.

Harry? Yes, all right. You too.

Get out your foot, Harry. Get out!

It's Bograt.

Who? You remember Bograt.

Look, that's the rat pit.

I'm probably there.

Look, look, is that me?

It's all surprise, mate.

Don't worry about it. If he is cheating
you, we'll sort him out. All right.

Bye -bye.

Oh, very nice.

She wants her ex -husband following.

Get some evidence and some high
spending.

No, he cheated her out of the element.

You forget, mate, I've seen the other
side of it.

I bet she's squeezing the poor soft
little pipsqueak.

It was not a rude question.

His manager called me at 2am this
morning. He thinks I've done a bunk in

middle of his company.

They want him back.

Harry, he's the hottest property on the
Midland Rocks soon.

What? You mean, you're actually going to
get to meet him? Yeah, if you're really

lucky.

I'll bring him back here, that's all I
can say.

We'll have to find them both, Harry.

Where are we going to start?

With girlfriend?

Can I come?

No.

We've only got 48 hours.

Pathetic to give up all that money just
because he got cold

feet and lost his nerve.

And he gave you that black eye?

Oh, no, no. I hit him first.

So, have you no idea where he might be?

Old friends?

Someone he might turn to? Favourite pub?

No.

See, sometimes with him, something just
snaps.

Could be anywhere.

Cali? No, you're joking. He hated that
place.

That's why he strung Lenny Bright along.

But he stuck it for four years.

Only because he was too proud to come
back.

Failure.

What do you reckon?

Leave her with me.

I'll chase up that other job.

Yeah, I'll see you back in the office in
a couple of hours.

Yeah, listen, love, don't worry.

We'll find him.

Hey, good morning.

I wonder, could you help me? Look, I'm
looking for a Mr.

Vandermoeck. He's the boss.

Vandermoeck? Yes, that's right,
Vandermoeck. And it's Miss Greta

Oh, sorry, sorry. Harry Crawford.

Welcome to the West Midlands.

Thank you.

What is the music?

Oh, it's just a little touch of home.
Cherub's from Amsterdam.

But we are from Utrecht.

Oh, it's close.

It's 36 kilometres.

I kept on at him to come home.

He said he was in exile.

At the Duke of Windsor.

Of course.

Wanted me to be his Mrs Simpson.

I didn't fancy that.

No.

Does anyone live upstairs?

Oh, you're joking.

Have you seen it?

Oh, he left this and I thought he might
need it.

Is he here?

No.

This is Rocky. He helps out sometimes.

Hello, Rocky.

Hello. You must be Nicky.

Yeah.

Hey,

what's going on? You're the girlfriend.

No, I'm not. Mother.

I'm Margaret Daly. I'm an investigator.
He isn't Bograt.

Now they all look the same to me.

For that matter, who are you?

Sir Osler, Osler Investigations.
Currently under exclusive contract to

Rage Records.

I've been hired by Lenny Bright of
Bright Ideas.

Locally?

Yes.

Yeah, well, I'm from London.

Well, you see, there's big money
involved, and somebody's obviously

enough to want the best.

Oh, dear.

Is this the gentleman concerned?

Looks the right charmer, doesn't he? I
think the girlfriend's eye says it all,

don't you?

Oh, I don't know.

Some of them need it.

About to give our Eileen the back of me
hand before now.

Hey, you won't get much trade standing
there, no?

Come inside with us, come on.

Makes a lot of sense there.

Yes, so you keep saying on petrol save
on shoe leather

If you don't mind me saying so,
Margaret, you might learn a few useful

technique. Look, for the last time, how
was I to know he'd go through the

ladies? They will, love. They will.

You've got to stay sharp.

And for that matter, you came through
the pub. How come you didn't see him?

Never mind the recriminations. Let's
just work together and get on with the

50 -50 on the bonus, OK?

OK. At least we know he's in Birmingham.

One of us better stake out the girl's
flat.

Yes, Bert, one of us better had.

Oh, don't look at me, dear. I've been on
the road since Sparrowfart.

I haven't even checked into my hotel
yet.

I'll do tomorrow night. Can't say fairer
than that.

Surely you'll have caught him by then.

Time to persuade the boss to come out
tomorrow, yeah?

Flutter your eyelash, is there anyone
coming?

A Colt Peacemaker.

1881, .45 calibre, single action.

That's to cost a few bob.

Oh, that's to make sacrifices.

You know, little luxuries like bread and
shoes.

But as soon as I saw that, I knew I just
had to have it.

Well, you're in good company.

Bat Masterson, Pat Garrett, Wyatt Earp,
Wild Bill Ecock.

No, Ecock was into the Navy Colt, 1851.

So he was.

I ain't seen you before. You remember?

No, I just heard about the place. I
wanted to come up and have a look.

Oh, come on, then. I'll introduce you to
some of the lads.

Sorry, what's your name again?

Ken. It was really extraordinary.

Yes, well, I tried to find you something
a little bit different.

It was supposed to be a medieval
banquet, and they had a woman dressed up

Queen Elizabeth I.

And yet her reign began in...

1558? Yes, yes, that's right, yes.

And they had an electric organ.

Yes, well, I mean, I've never been there
myself, but, I mean, I've had very good

reports of it. And the drinking.

Yes, well, I mean, they were sticking it
away a bit in here, you know, before

they left.

I mean, the English.

And dancing on the tables.

I thought you were also phlegmatic.

Oh, we are.

We are.

Linda! Oh!

Oh, I'm very sorry.

It's all right, really.

No, the car's broken. I'll get it fixed.
I can get it repaired at home. No, no,

no, I insist, really. Just leave it with
me.

Cease fire.

Pick up empties.

You're a natural.

You ought to think about taking it up.

I doubt if I can afford it.

Well, I've had to do it out.

You see, in the car.

And I'm paying out for the ex -missus.

How did you get into all this, then?

Well, I've been doing it for about a
couple of years now.

Used to do a bit of small ball, but then
factored in when I got married.

Couldn't persuade the wife to get
interested, then, eh?

Didn't even try.

No, she had her own hobbies.

Sorry about that.

That's the way it goes, isn't it? I'm
not complaining.

Yeah, souvenir.

Hey, listen, do you play poker?

Gumbling? Well, only for peanuts.

Should I go bring a mate?

Well, you can take Harry. He'll hold
your hand.

I'm not so sure I'm going.

Oh, yes, you are.

I'm not happy about all this, you know.

Well, how do you think I feel? Another
enchanted evening with Bert Osler?

I don't like leading people on. It's
deceitful.

Oh, Ken.

Hello.

Oh, come in.

Looking for you.

Do you know where Digbeth is?

Yes. Why?

Well, that's where his auntie Maisie
lives.

Right. Your car or mine? Well, mine will
do.

Boss still busy, then?

My partner's working on another case.

Oh, pity.

Rich, you aren't thinking of, dear.

This could be a pretty rough area.

I was a copper in this city for nearly
ten years.

Oh, that's Ryan Hayden.

He's from June Island.

Not locked.

I was just passing and I wondered if
you'd come up with anything.

Well, I'm gradually trying to build a
picture of the sort of life he leads.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I'll be following him again
tonight.

Do you think I'm wasting my time?

Well, a bit early to say that. I could
probably manage.

One more day, if you think it's worth
it.

Well, let's see what I come up with.

Right.

Would it be all right if I paid you now?

There's no need for that.

It's as much for my sake as anything.

I like to try and keep on top of things.

Derek used to handle all that.

He was always the clever one with money.

Yeah, I'll let you know in a couple of
days.

It's just going fast.

Yeah, well, if not this time, next time.
Bye.

It speaks very highly of you, Wally.

It's all imported stuff.

It's got a chain of shops right across
the Midlands.

All selling rubbish.

Taiwan tat, I call it.

Yes, Wally, you always did have a way
with words, didn't you?

So anyway, yeah.

What can I do you for?

Wally, that mended.

Don't worry.

A couple of days at least.

A couple of days will be blowed, mate.
This is life and death.

Another 24 hours and the whole deal goes
down the toilet.

You do realise that?

You could try the Sally Army.

No, those dips are depravity even they
won't touch.

Well, I'm not doing any more of them
clubs.

It's all right for you. You don't have
to sit outside in the car.

Geoffrey.

You are not paid to be negative. You are
paid to come up with answers.

Answers.

Our bow.

Gary Glitter.

Must have been nice once.

Poor old trout.

Rosie,

inside.

Mrs Turnbull? Yes.

We're wondering if you could help us.
We're looking for your nephew.

Try France.

Well, he came back, but now he's
disappeared again.

Good. Wondering if he might have come
here.

Not after last time.

Oh, so he was here for a while.

Ten days.

I've never lived deep down.

Even the gypsies complained.

Do you... Do you have any... Have you
any idea where he might be?

I don't know and I don't care.

He can break his mother's heart, but he
won't break mine.

Look, if he does show up, could you give
us a call?

If he comes back here, he'll be dog
meat.

And he knows it.

Good day.

This is it over here, 24.

Well, I hope for your effect he's got a
yacht somewhere. Don't you worry about

that. Just concentrate on your cards.

I thought you were never coming.

Well, don't just stand there.

Come in. Oh, right.

Yeah, great. And I brought a video.

There you are.

Make yourself at home.

Oh, right. Thanks.

Groovy.

This is Harry Crawford and Ken Boone.
How do you do? Ken's a Texas Ranger.

Texas Ranger, eh?

You've got a bit out of your territory,
haven't you?

Well, yeah, I would say it's quite a
hard ride from Smithwick.

Here, these will lay the trial dust.
Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers. Yeah, cheers.

Oh, wow.

You were a detective, Ken.

I take it that's a no.

Here's my priggish friend.

You're a Texas Ranger, he said.

I thought he meant you were a copper.

No, it's a firm I run. You know,
motorbike dispatch service.

You know what Derek's like. It's all
Wild West with him.

You think I'm mad? You basically get
going on Pat Garrett.

Oh, no.

Nor another one.

Don't close, Derek.

Oh, well, you know, I'll do what I can
with it.

Um, what's property going for around
here?

if it's not a rude question.

So, um, how long have you known him,
then?

On and off since we were kids.

And, um, did you go to France with him?

No, he didn't even tell me. He was
going.

One day here, the next he was gone.

That's bog rat, though, isn't it? A free
spirit.

That's not what I called him.

Is that Woodstock?

Anyway, he's had it now.

It is. It's Woodstock, isn't it?

No.

Forget about Woodstock.

Let's talk about you.

I'll go home, right, and tell her the
match is cancelled.

Great, she says.

Do you play a lot of poker, Derek? Well,
not enough, obviously.

Anyone else, Harry?

No, no, I'm driving.

So what?

Oh, I'm going fishing with a leg.

So, of course, she hits the roof.

Yeah.

How did you know?

You've got a lot to learn, our kids.

I can see you've been there, Harry. I'm
back, mate.

I'm back.

There you are, Derek. A fellow sufferer.

How about you, Kent?

No, I'm never married.

Got more sense, eh?

Well, I've never met the right woman.

No such thing.

They're all after what they can get.

Oh, I mean, what about them?

Have a soothie, they'll laugh at me both
at the time.

Vine took me to the bloody cleaners, I
don't mind admitting.

What about you, Derek?

You should see her do Mrs.

Thatcher's as a scream.

I'm not complaining.

Oh, come on, Derek.

You work your arse off in that shop of
yours, and who gets the benefit?

Sure he does.

I'm doing all right. Only because I put
you wise to a thing or two.

She'd have the shirt up his back
otherwise.

All right, Jack. The others don't want
to hear about all this, all right?

No, no, no. It helps to talk about it
sometimes.

Now, come on, director. I'm ready to
play cards. Now, put your hands here.

How long have you been looking for him?

He went missing last night.

Why bother looking for him?

Now that you've found me.

Do yourself a favour and give me the
photo back.

I might.

If you do me a favour.

I'll do you the favour of not beating
you up in front of your mates.

Why, can you look to it?

I might be.

There again, I might not.

What you've got to ask yourself is, is
it worth the risk of finding out?

It's just round the corner. Come and
have a look.

Yes, I was thinking of having a try.
Very good.

No, great night.

Thanks very much. Yeah.

You must come round again sometime.

Time.

How long have you known Harry?

Oh, yeah.

We were in the fire brigade together.

Why?

Oh, nothing really. I suppose I'm a bit
paranoid what we jacked you in the mouth

of. One of these babies is going to drop
you right in it, Derek.

Oh?

Well, I've got to be a bit careful.

The thing is, I get part of my salary
paid in cash.

Keep it out of the wife's clutches.

Jack put you on to that, didn't he,
Derek?

As he never tires of telling people.

I mean, it's all right to hear among
friends, but obviously, you know, wolves

have ears.

Don't you worry about Harry.

He's from Bilston.

Sound as a pound.

You know that video?

Yeah.

Oh, well, I was in that.

Were you?

Yeah. And you know something else I've
always wondered, always, always?

What? Is why they call him Bograt.

Oh, that's me.

And then perhaps I'll tell you. Oh, no,
just...

My name's Rocky, and, well, I'm a big,
big fan of yours.

Pleased to meet you. Now, sod off.

Snag! Oh, I hate one to know.

I don't know if I could just explain.

Oh, Joe, my back!

My back!

Just sit down and have a little chat
about it.

I swear by almighty God, this is my true
name and handwriting, and the contents

of this affidavit are true.

Fine.

£4 .50.

Here you go. Thanks very much.

Nice piece of work.

Cheers.

It's Russian.

Wally, you've saved my back, and I don't
mind telling you.

Look, hang on. Get your box.

Hey, Wally, you remember the bloke who
was in here the other day?

I've had more than one, Harry.

Business isn't that bad.

Taiwan tap man.

Oh, John Bernard.

What about him?

Well, I've just seen him with a woman
and I don't think it's his wife.

I should hope not. She's been dead five
years.

What's she look like?

Small, blonde, pretty.

Oh, that'd be Elaine.

I think it's Elaine.

His girlfriend?

It would have been the second Mrs.
Bernard, only kids didn't approve.

Not kosher.

Oh, yeah.

The money he spends on her, you wouldn't
believe.

Try me.

I should never have let you talk me into
this.

You got yourself into this mess, Ken.

All you had to do was follow him. No one
asked you to become his booze and

buddy. He trusted me and I stabbed him
in the back. What about Elaine?

She trusted you too, for better reason.

Money.

Yes, money.

£3 ,375 .75 that bog rolls cost me so
far.

But I'll get it back.

Even if I have to sell him off for spare
part surgery, bit by bit, I'll get it

back.

Larry?

Yeah?

I've been thinking.

Oh, yeah?

About a replacement for the necros if we
don't find him.

Go on.

But they're not exact.

Clearly heavy metal.

But my brother's got this band.

Geoffrey, I have billed this as a
comeback.

Your brother has not been anywhere.

How can he come back?

Besotted. That's what Wally said.

I knew it.

Doesn't make any difference, can it?

He stays at her place during the week.

Then he'd go to his house in
Leicestershire for the weekend.

There you are.

There I am what?

Look, she's supposed to be starving to
death and she's living with a jeweller.

So? Lucky her.

But, I mean, Derek's been taken for a
ride. He's paying the rent on that

He'd have knocked his payments down if
he could prove it.

I'm going to tell him.

No, you're not.

Why not?

It's unethical.

Unethical? After what I had to do?

Yes, it's unethical.

Elaine is our client.

Look, for the last time, Ken, there are
two sides to every story, but only one

side pays the bill.

Is that all that matters?

We sell information. If you want to
solve problems, you're in the wrong

business.

That's what I said. Isn't that what I
said last night?

We're all agreed on one thing.

What? Look, motorcycle delivery services
may not be very glamorous, but at least

I can look myself in the face in the
morning.

Steady on, Ken, steady on. I'm sorry,
Margaret, you're on your own.

Ken? Thanks, Harry. No, look, I'll go
and talk to him. Hey, don't go anywhere.

I've got to go. I'm late already.

Ken?

Ten minutes late, to be exact.

Ken, you impulsive bugger.

I tried doing what I was paid for and I
don't like it.

Well, if I knew you was going to do
something like that, mate, I'd have kept

trap shut. It's not your fault.

Something like this was bound to happen
eventually.

Margaret's right, you know.

Yeah, of course she is. That's the worst
thing of all.

All that matters is who's paying.

I can't live like that.

Get out on the wrong side of the bed,
did he? Or is that an indelicate

Look, for the last time, he's my
business partner, OK?

At least he was.

You don't have to explain yourself to
me, my dear.

Live and let live, that's my motto.

Right. Before you get into that car and
disappear for the last... I think you'd

better see what Darth Vader wants.

Um, Margaret?

Do you mind if I have a quiet word?

Not if I have to speak through the
letterbox, Rocky.

What happened?

And don't tell me you walked into a
door.

No. I was punched.

Who by?

Morning. Morning.

Bright ideas.

Oh, hello, Nicky.

What?

When?

She's seen him?

Nicky, darling, it's Lenny.

Now speak to me, Angel.

Look, he can't kill himself, not till
he's finished the album.

Could be a good career move.

Look at Elvis.

Have you tried to commit suicide before?

Only twice.

Third time lucky.

No police. I'm trying to contact my
partner.

Come on.

If anything happens to him, I'll never
forgive myself.

If anything happens to him, I'll see you
in court.

Can't you think of anywhere he might
have gone?

Well,

there's this Aunty Maisie's.

No, there isn't.

Anywhere else.

Anywhere he was fond of.

Come on, try.

I don't know.

Come on, we're wasting our time. We
should be trying the malls.

I take it this boner still applies, dead
or alive.

No, it doesn't.

Think, girl!

Shall I bring you sandwiches or
something?

No, thanks.

favourite. It's where he first started.

Well, where is it, then?

Look, so far all she's come up with is a
billiard hall, two pubs and a sick

temple. Well, I'm doing my best. Yeah, I
mean, things change a lot in five

years. Was the rat pit its real name?
No, see, the real name was the General

Elliot, but in Victorian times they used
to have a rat pit out the back where...

Now, just spare us that history lesson,
Sonny, and tell us where it is. Well, I

think it was down here on the right or
the left. Why, that's it, Geoff, I'm

Here we are.

E4. No, it was definitely on the right.

I think it was on the left.

Either that or they're putting gargoyles
on Tesco.

Looks all but for impotence.

Don't do it!

We were hired to find him, and we have
found him. So where's the reward?

Nobody gets a bean if he's in the
studio.

Come on, Bert.

You're wasting your time.

Troy. I'm going as well.

There's no need, Rocky. No, I'm
responsible. Maybe if I explained. Yeah,

that's a good idea. Then I could stay
down here. Not if you want to share the

bonus. You won't.

Oi! What do you think you're doing here?

Who are you?

What's going on?

Who's that up there?

Is that dangerous?

I'm affecting the place. It's Bograt!

He's going to kill himself!

Can't be.

He's in front.

I've got all his records.

I'm not too keen on heights, actually.
I'm not wild about them myself.

Are you all right?

The undercollar.

It's you.

Come to see the last act?

Um, no, actually.

No, uh, I just wondered if I could have
a quick word.

You can have two.

Piss off.

Uh, it's about last night.

I'd like to explain.

Alright.

Sit down here.

What's your problem?

She was just using me to make you
jealous.

You ready?

Oh, yeah.

I mean, what would she want with me when
she could have you now?

True.

She really loves you, you know.

Yeah, she probably does.

Silly bitch.

You know, you're all right, Rocky.

Oh, Tar.

Fancy a beer?

Something we can go?

No, no, I've been saving these.

Oh, Tar.

Oh, Calvin.

Yeah, they used to serve them down
below.

Remember? Remember?

Beer?

What's he bloody playing at?

I still think I ought to call the
police.

Laughing? Laughing.

That's a good sign, isn't it? That's a
good sign, him laughing, isn't it? Not

always. What's going on?

I was on screen with your name. Just
take some of that.

And I took out that chainsaw. Yeah, the
manager said he was calling the police.

And then I kicked him off the stage.

Yeah.

Great. Yeah.

You were great.

I was.

And it'll be the same again.

Still the same man you were.

No.

God, Beth.

Melod a lot.

Well, and think of your fans.

I mean, some of us have been waiting
years for this.

And the kids.

A whole generation have never even heard
of you.

You're not making it easy for me,
Rocker.

Hey, you're a living legend.

You can't give up now.

It's only a crime.

You're right.

Let's go.

It's still stronger than I remember it.

All right, Ken?

Derek.

Just passing.

Thought I'd come and have a look at your
set -up. Not much to see. They're all

out at the moment.

Are you?

Here, keep them busy, then.

Can't complain.

a bit of a shock this afternoon, that's
all.

So what was that?

Well, uh, this bloke rang up.

Wanted an estimate for a bathroom.

Marble sunken bath.

Gold -plated dolphin -shaped taps. Soap
dispensers.

That's some funny people about.

Mirrors on the ceiling.

Drinks cabinets. I mean, he wanted the
worst.

Must be worth a few, Pop. Well, that's
what I thought.

Anyway, he gave me his name.

Jay Bernard.

Then the address.

And it's only my own bloody house, isn't
it?

No. Yeah?

You've got some bloke in.

And of all the people in the world that
could do you an en suite, he has to ring

me.

What are you going to do about it? I've
already done it, mate.

Mr Lister's hired a private detective.

If he can prove cohabitation, there'll
not be payments down a bit, will there?

It won't be bad.

For all my world, though, isn't it?

I mean...

Private detective.

I wonder what he'll look like.

That's me.

Anyway, listen, I'm doing a bit of
shooting tomorrow afternoon. Fancy

along? No, I'm sorry, mate. I've got a
delivery down in Bristol.

Oh, right. Well, some other time, then,
eh? Yeah, some other time.

Sick.

You were nearly killed.

There's never an ex -fireman around when
you need one these days.

Anyway, Lenny Bright was most
appreciative.

Hey.

There's a couple of rips over there if
you're infected.

Here we go again.

Goods delivered, but not paid for.

Not him again.

Is it safe to call?

Yeah, sure.

Oh.

Great.

Hey, I wondered, is there any chance of
dragging you through after a drink?

Good idea.

What do you look as though pleased
about?

The Dutch.

They booked again the next spring.

Greta smiled.

That's twice.

Oh, I knew you'd win a round, Harry.

Listen, Harry, you're a man of the
world.

Am I?

Just answer me this.

Yes, my son.

Why would a perfectly sane businessman,
respectable, who was having an affair

with a bloke's ex -wife, phone up that
bloke's phone?

to install the tackiest bathroom in the
history of the world in that bloke's own

house. I don't know, Ken.

You're the bloody detective.

You tell me.

He's my friend. He's my friend.

He's my buddy till the end.

We'll be right

back.

But he'd fill the air through thick and
thin.

Though the road may be muddy.