All language subtitles for Boomerang s02e08 End of the Road

Previously on Boomerang. Yo, you out?

You are so toxic.

Bullshit, ain't nobody ever called me
toxic.

I'm working on detoxifying my
problematic man shit. How you doing?

They the only ones profiting and we the
ones left trying to survive.

So why are we fighting each other when
we should be fighting them?

This is a lock game! Cover up, ladies!

Cover up! Hell no! We won't vote! Hell
no!

Let me help you. The clients will love
your commercial and you'll be the new

Marcus Graham.

Xavier, just run me my keys.

There you go, okay

going to probably choke on that damn
bag.

And that bird's blood is going to be on
your ashy hand.

How you doing, Mr. Wallace?

You ain't never going to see me again.

Teary, your lift luck has arrived.

Whatever you need, Juanita's got
available for purchase.

Now, the backseat is out of commission,
so you're going to have to ride up front

with Juanita.

You a whole enterprise, sis.

You got to be in this economy.

I agree with that.

How many hours they get out of you?

Girl, who would have knew taking a whole
strip club hostage would get me a bid

of 40 hours?

Ooh, you lying.

They charge me with disorderly conduct.

Then the judge got me out there with
thieves, gamers, and Felicity Huffman.

Well, next time, you call me, all right?

Because I also dabble in prepaid legal
services.

Yeah, I used to help Judge Judy with a
pap smear.

Thanks,

Juanita. No problem, baby.

You know, it's a stereotype that black
people don't tip.

I don't believe in perpetuating
stereotypes.

Do you?

No, I don't. Don't even worry. I got
you.

Bye, Juanita.

Bye.

Tell your friends I got some cayenne
-flavored anal plugs if they need them.

5D. 5D.

5D. Yeah.

It wasn't easy, but it was perfect to
make sure y 'all got what y 'all

Rain

didn't

even fix the damn toilet after all that?

I tried to tell you. Okay, so the strike
was a huge waste of time.

Look, this is just how the industry is,
okay?

And I love you for trying, but ain't
nothing gonna change.

Because at the end of the day, it always
comes down to who has the most to lose,

and that's always gonna be us. So
basically, I spent 40 hours on the side

road picking up roadkill for nothing.
Well, I bet you was good doing it,

You still ain't got that looked at.

I already told you, all right? I'm good.

And I don't have time to be vain.

You catching infection from all that
trash handling?

Nah, I'm here waiting on my girlfriend.

Oh, that's cute.

You know, I just officiated a lesbian
wedding.

You know, I believe we all God's
children.

Preach!

If you ever want to turn that stripper
into a housewife, give me a call.

You really are a whole enterprise.

You know, when you helping people, it
don't even feel like work.

Yeah, but don't you feel robbed when you
get your check from Lyft and see how

much they took after all that work you
did?

Look, the system is always going to be
there.

So you have to learn how to find a way
to work around it. You see, I'm always

going to have me a side hustle to my
side hustle's side hustle.

And speaking of which, I got to go drop
off some paperwork for my latest gig.

Substitute school bus driver.

Well, I need to load a kid.

Oh,

now I'm back in the place I started.

Where are you taking me? I just got this
damn ankle to act like.

I can't wait till you see this. You're
going to love it. I promise.

Don't pay too much to the outside
because it's what's on the inside that

You're right.

These club owners ain't going to never
change.

You know they already had buses that
have strip clubs in them, right?

In order to have better conditions, we
got to create them for ourselves. We got

to cut out the middleman.

Oh, no, I'm not trying to be stripping
on no bus, babe.

We're going to turn this bus into a
mobile wellness and resource center for

strip club community.

In the back, we're going to do basic
health screening and care.

And then...

An area here where dancers can put
together schedules so they can cover

other. And then here, a massage station.

So that way we can have physical therapy
and shit. If athletes can get that kind

of care, so should we. We got to work
the system.

Don't let the system work us.

Okay. So you a real activist now, huh?

Am.

Am.

Oh,

nice shoes, little man.

Yeah, but yours aren't real, though. Oh,
these real, and you real short.

Hey, I'll be tall one day, but those
will be fake forever.

Wow. I'm getting dragged by a 10 -year
-old.

You're lucky we're looking like us. I'd
drag your little ass, too.

We don't look that much alike.

Really? What your mama name is?

All right, here's what we're going to
do.

We're going to take this hood shit out
and get a little respectable fade.

No, Dad, please.

We already talked about this, son.

I know your mama wants you to be all
friendship, getting your little nails

and all that. But when you're with me,
you got to like a boy.

Well, you better stop crying.

Bro, what's the big deal? Let the kid
have his hair.

You ain't my brother.

And trust your dad.

No girl wants a boyfriend that goes to
the same beauty shop as they do.

Shit, I got locks too. And I don't have
no problems with the ladies.

Or the men.

Cut it off. Now.

I don't want my son growing up all
confused like this one over here.

Oh, you

say you're going to be tall one day?

Yeah.

First feel my breakup. Now every day I
wake up. Feel the pressure coming down

me. Know I wrote a thousand rhymes.

Something like a thousand times. I
promise I got it. Just put it all on

We ratchet and righteous.

No, I ain't forgot it. How Charlotte's a
woman ignoring all of my mileage. We

were losing our homies. We were dropping
out college. We were losing our way.

Just hoping that we could find it. But
look, just a holy Bible in a Gucci bag.

Work the solo, homie, catch the holy
coach.

Looking for my father, wonder where he
at. Still pray I never see you down,

that's a holy ghost. Running back,
biking to the park or to the corner

&J, mama hit the grind and got us out
the hood where we at. Homer H .R.'s mama

in dreams from the minors to the show.
Homie, welcome to the league.

Boy, get your ass in here.

Hey, look.

Before you say anything, let me... Let
me speak my piece.

All right?

Man, what you said to me last time, that
really stuck with me.

It was annoying.

Very...

Very annoying, but... But I know you see
me in a way that a lot of people don't.

So I ain't... I ain't got no choice but
to recede it.

But you just gotta understand, man, that
this is a lot to process.

A lot.

You know?

Look, man, I ain't even gonna act like I
got... it all figured out because i

don't i really really don't but i've
been working on it

and some of it man i honestly i gotta
work on by myself

and that just is what it is but some of
it i want to work on with you

so

man i haven't eaten all day

Okay, let's go grab lunch.

No.

I haven't eaten.

Oh.

Oh.

And you expect me to know the answer to
some shit that I'm just trying to get

about.

I've been sorting through a lot of shit
that's in my head now.

A lot of shit that I'm scared now.

Don't you leave me here for dead now.

I've been sorting through.

How'd it do?

Y 'all gonna need this.

I'm gonna give you a little extra
Polynesian sort.

Make it go two rounds.

And just keep dreaming somebody hit up
this coochie one of these days.

Tell me that you're also here to
interview for the creative strategist

No.

I'm here to get the creative strategist
job.

Oh. So you're cocky. Can't a girl have
tenacity?

I mean, it is my best and worst quality.

Yo, look at this place.

Kombucha? A paintball table?

Come on, to be honest, I can't see
either of us working here.

Can you? Be for real.

This is what the millennial workplace
looks like?

Yeah, the white millennial workplace.

See, now, if this were my company, oh,
we have dominoes, space, tables,

on tap, I'm talking all that.

Oh, that's not... Sounds like a fun
office.

But I highly doubt Henny Bryson would be
that productive.

OK. Pyro Simone?

See, this is why we didn't work well
together.

You are so damn competitive.

No, no, no. I had to be competitive.

If I was ever going to get ahead, I had
to prove that I was better than Marcus

Graham's daughter.

Mm.

And if I was ever going to get ahead, I
had to prove I was more.

Then just Marcus Graham's daughter?

Then I guess we both have something to
prove.

Sorry to interrupt, but Miss Carson is
running a little behind, but she'll be

with you shortly.

Can I get you some coffee or some water
while you wait?

No, thank you. This is my first temp
job, and I am just blown away by the

selection of drinks they have here.

They even have kombucha.

You drink enough of that, you can catch
a small buzz.

I've already had seven.

So, y 'all together?

No. Um, we're just old friends.

Ooh, tension.

I love me some drama.

Either way, I can see y 'all have a real
connection.

Now, if it was me, I would do everything
I could to hold on to that.

The person who's known you since day
one, that's the person who's going to

with you to the end.

Drop that knowledge, Nita.

You know what?

She's right.

Simone, you've been there since day one.

And I really don't feel like I've been
there for you.

Bryson, you don't have to... No, no, no,
just hear me out.

You see, I had you on this pedestal, and
I needed you to be perfect, but, like,

yo, that's too much pressure to put on
somebody.

So when you slipped up, I... I felt like
I had to tear you down.

I'm sorry for that.

And now I finally see you.

I finally see you for who you really
are.

There's no looking up or down to you
because you're just standing on the same

ground as me.

Right in front of me.

Okay, maybe I'm looking down just a
little bit because, you know, with your

short ass, I got to make adjustments.

Till!

I am just a Louboutin away from being
taller than you.

Oh, that's how you feel? Yeah.

Simone, she'll be ready to see you in a
minute.

I'll come back to get you.

You know this job ain't for you, right?

Oh, because you think it's for you?

No.

This job ain't for either one of us.

And I want to especially thank my
business partner,

Bryson Breuer, for joining me in making
this dream come true.

To day one of day one's Atlanta.

Let's do this.

Cheers. Cheers.

We did it.

Thank you guys for coming.

Well, technically, you two are my
company's competition, but I'm still

y 'all.

True. Y 'all sure y 'all could be
business partners? I'm getting Bobby

back before the shit went left.

Okay, we are good, all right? Our
relationship is the best it's been.

Where David at?

He never RSVP'd.

He's been MIA ever since he got engaged.

Yeah, well, good luck with y 'all
relationship because I got to run.

You know, meeting up with Dre.

Okay.

Bye, Ari.

Actually, I got to go, too. We're going
to do the launch tonight.

Who is we?

Oh, just some of my new co -workers.

So you got a new friend now?

Bitch, relax.

But, yeah, maybe.

I may head out, too.

Dream and I got to move the bus.

Well, congrats, partner.

Congrats?

Oh, I got you something special to
celebrate.

Meet me in your office in five minutes.

Never. Never not.