All language subtitles for Boomerang s02e05 7 Day Weekend

Previously on Boomerang. You are so
toxic. Don't you ever get tired of being

man? I'm in control now.

Yeah. I'm gonna get it popping on your
side.

One second.

How? She broke your dick.

Don't hate on Dorothy.

She didn't understand she was a lesbian.

What's wrong with that?

It's so hard to have faith when the
people closest to you challenge your

at every turn.

I'll be again next Sunday.

Maybe sooner?

Simone, your daddy was acting a whole
fool back in the day.

I just want things to go back to normal.

So, what does this mean?

Nothing.

Thank you. I got four more bags in the
car, Ari. Oh, you know I got you.

Finally.

You better not get any Shido dust on my
dad's furniture.

Girl.

Thank you. Simone.

You're welcome.

Thank you for getting my kashi. Oh,
you're welcome, girl.

Do you like these?

Crystal, help me put these away.

Kashi? You don't know kashi?

Stop.

I got you tagged. You gonna send me the
good news or what?

Yeah, okay, so... Girl, this is nice.

I know, they have money.

Hey, y 'all. Hey, T. What's going on?
Okay, come on.

Make sure you tag me in it. I will,
babe.

Okay, who are all these people? Bitch, I
know.

But whatever, if it took a couple plus
months for all of us to be together this

weekend.

Honestly, I wasn't even sure you were
going to come.

I know you didn't love how I left you at
homecoming.

But in my defense, you were getting it
in.

And you were?

The whole night was a blur.

It's all good, Simone.

But hey, what side good news you got?

Actually, I think I'm going to wait.

Just tell everyone at the same time.

Damn, man. Back again.

Back again. You gonna make me, make me
black again.

After camp, you always say just don't
tell nobody.

Dang, is her daddy famous?

Yeah.

Marcus Graham.

It's pretty cool to grow up like that.

Where are all the family photos?

This is Simone's father's house, and I
don't think he was really

that much of a family man.

That must have been so hard for her.

It really was.

Well, at least she has you guys.

I love how much you care about people
you don't even know.

Damn, bitch, you got a vitamin C
deficiency?

It's for dreams.

Mmm, okay.

Now I see why you were all hooked up at
the strip club.

Come on, I'm happy for you.

Tia, you good?

How come we didn't bring no swimsuit? I
mean, I don't need a swimsuit, but I

don't think your people would be cool
with that. Oh, the closet over by the

has a bunch of swimsuits.

Love your best.

Use swimsuits. Yeah, girl, that's how
you start making bread down there.

Chill. They're new.

Have at it, no cap. No cap?

Who taught you that?

Go away.

Hold up.

Free food.

Mm -hmm. Free douche.

And free swimsuits. They got money.

I've been to parties like this.

This is not just close your house.

That's how you get out. Everybody knows
you're supposed to wash when you poop.

Hey. Hey, you.

I was just changing my shorts before
dinner. Oh, let me give you a minute.

no, I don't mind.

Like, you don't mind that we're sharing
a bed even though we didn't discuss it?

Oh, no.

I can sleep on the floor. That's a
blanket, right?

I'm kidding. I seriously didn't think
about that until we got here.

Really, it's cool. It's cool. I actually
like that we're getting closer.

Spiritually and physically.

Just as long as you don't try anything.

You don't want to try nothing?

Define try.

You definitely just tried it.

I got you something.

What?

I had to. I had to. You looked so
beautiful when you tried it on.

I'm going to wear this to dinner
tonight.

Wait, should I?

Should I wear this tonight? Is it too
much?

Everyone's like so casual.

It's up to you.

You're king to me no matter what you
wear.

She got the pants too?

Okay, guys, now that we're all here, I
thought it'd be a good time to tell you.

Are we playing a game? I love
icebreakers. We play them in the women's

Actually, I was going to say... Oh, I
got a good one. Okay, if y 'all had to

watch a sex tape, right, of any classic
black TV couple, who would y 'all

choose? That's a good one, bae. I don't
watch TV.

Wait, what?

How? I don't want the mainstream media
to inform my attitudes and choices about

family and relationships.

All right, you lost your turn. I'm
definitely trying to see Ed Viv and

Phil smash.

Okay, wait.

But light skin on Viv or dark skin on
Viv?

Uncle Phil with anybody is going to be a
hard no.

That's very true.

Rest in peace. I like the deacon from
Amen.

What? George Jefferson?

No, no, no. You know the young one
who... with Dee from the Williams

That's not any better.

I know mine.

The Mama and Daddy from Gullah Gullah
Island.

The Ken Show?

Bitch, that's not a sitcom.

But I like that show, though.

I'm going to say Jackie from Sister
Sister.

But she was single. We all know that she
was around getting it poppin' with Ray

while the twins was somewhere off doing
it in the hotel, in the hotel.

Oh, I'm going to go with Laura Winslow
and Steve Urkel. Mm -mm -mm. You mean

Stefan Urtel.

No, no. Steve Urkel. You saw how tight
them pants were?

Okay.

Hold on, hold on. I can't believe nobody
mentioned Moesha and Q yet. What is up

with y 'all?

Dorian can get it too.

Oh, you a freak freak. You trying to
smash Ray J? No, no.

Dorian, not Ray J.

But actually, sex tape Ray J could get
it. He did get it first.

I do know him.

Wait, you know sex tape Ray J? No, I
know like... pre -sex paper, AJ. I met

when I was nine. He did a campaign for
the grand agency.

I think I have a picture with him
somewhere.

Hey, I need to see that. For what?

Was he cuter in person?

Girl.

Yes. Hey,

what up, miss?

What's up?

Oh.

Pimpin', pimpin'. Where the cocaine at,
pastor?

You still got the receipt for that,
though, right? Stop.

allergic to this outfit.

Is that a tournament?

Hey. You good?

Look what I found.

Man.

We used to play this shit non -stop. I
swear you beat my ass every time.

You've always had to be in control,
haven't you?

That's not true.

You renamed it Simone Knopwood.

Simone Park Avenue.

Boss Lady Boardwalk. Graham Railroad.

Okay, okay.

All right.

Okay.

Maybe you're right.

But can't a girl have tenacity?

It's always been your best and your
worst quality.

I was surprised that you invited me.

But I'm glad you did.

I just want things to be cool and normal
again.

You know?

Yeah.

You always think I have to be in
control.

For, like, the first time ever.

I feel like I'm not.

No.

You're more controlling, you know.

I can't do this.

I think I interrupted you earlier.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take over
the icebreaker. I'm just nervous about

being here. You're fine. I promise.

I just wanted to share some news with my
friends. No big deal.

Well,

I'm a good listener.

I mean, if that's not too weird, telling
your ex -husband's new girlfriend.

Actually, no, it's not too weird.

I got a new job.

My dream job, actually, at VPP.

Uh... VPP is, like, one of the top ad
agencies in the world.

Wow. That's a really big deal.

Yeah. You should tell your friends.

They don't care.

I'm sure they do.

No shade, but they are just too self
-absorbed.

It's like I'm the supporting actress in
their movie.

I see them, but sometimes they just
don't see me.

I never watch the movies anyway.

So what do you do for fun?

I know the hottest club in town.

Where's that?

My women's fellowship.

You should come.

Uh -huh.

Hold on. First night wake up, gonna
break up? That's exactly what I was

thinking. Wait, what does that mean? Am
I gonna die? Part of you, yeah.

Damn.

Here's what's going on.

So you have the death card in the first
position, which sounds bad, but it

ain't. It means, like, transformation
and rebirth.

And then here comes the emperor card.

Oh, like kings and shit.

Nah, nah. He is nothing like the kings.

And old boys revert, so he really ain't
shit.

And then you combine all of them with
the power in the third and final

That's right. The things really get bad.

What does this look like to you?

I don't know.

It's falling down.

I don't know.

It's falling down.

Are you sure you're not picking up on
Bryson's energy? Because as you know, my

tower is... No.

This is all you.

Your manhood is getting in the way of
your humanity.

Think on that.

Oh, okay, this some bullshit.

Bullshit.

Y 'all, we found Ray J.

You wasn't lying.

Ray J was really cute.

Hey, that's crazy how you preached your
adult height at the age of nine.

Who was this woman with the champagne
bottle?

Oh, that's a model for one of Mr.
Graham's ad campaigns. That's very,

Creative product placement?

Let me be quiet.

Let's keep it moving.

Oh, look, there's Mr. Graham with the 93
Laker girls.

I must have done a campaign with them.

And there's Mr.

Graham with the 94 Laker girls. Has
there been a yearly thing?

Yes. Uh, y 'all, can we do something a
little more interesting than looking at

old photos?

Hold up.

Is that this pool? That's a lot of naked
women in one pool.

He must not have had the swimsuit closet
by then. Yeah, that's enough.

No, keep going.

Simone. What?

Y 'all know what my dad did. Don't act
like you don't know what this is.

It's funny.

The way y 'all reacted to this book is
the same way y 'all been acting towards

me since what happened with Bryson.

You guys aren't being real with me about
anything anymore.

But I really need you to be.

My family's messed up because we tiptoed
around the truth.

I don't want that to happen to us.

So I'm asking you guys to just leave the
past in the past.

Everything changes. Can't say the same.

Tell me you love me. Need me again.

Take all the pain.

Take all this pain.

Everything changes.

Can't say the same.

Tell me you love me. Need me again.

Here comes the pain.

Darling.

What's going on with you and Simone,
man?

I'm just saying, I saw y 'all upstairs
looking real chummy, then all of a

she had that white girl meltdown. We
didn't have sex, bro.

Yeah, it's because your shit ain't
working.

You know what, actually, that part was
fine.

But, uh, that wasn't.

But, you know, it's just like Simone
said.

Some shit just needs to stay in the
past.

Yeah, I feel you on that.

Some shit needs to come to service for
me, though.

I just can't shake it.

You know Luna's the second person to
tell me I had something going on in my

manhood?

And who was the first person?

Don't even worry about it, man.

I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Yeah, well, hopefully soon.

Because apparently the tower's falling
down.

Love you, man.

Bring it in, bro.

Got it.

Oh, shit.

He's trash now? Oh,

he got junk.

He's been working.

My man.

I still think you look fake.

Someone must have said I did.

Yeah. You know, now your testimony in
church makes a lot more

sense.

Yeah?

What do you mean?

Your friends?

Well, I'm not judging them. I just see
how they challenge your path.

They're my oldest friends.

And I like them.

Especially Crystal.

I just... I hope they can actually
support your journey.

Look, I got you. He'll work it out.

I mean, he brought you me, so you
already winning.

Okay.

You're right.

I can't argue with that.

I'm going to do.

I got to catch up.

Why is there a rock on my plate?

It's rose quartz, and you're welcome.

Should we say grace?

Oh, I can do it.

I go to church, too.

That's right.

Bow your head.

God is great.

God is good.

Let us thank him for his food.

Wait, y 'all smell that?

Yes,

the house is on fire.

All right, sir, we're sending a truck
out right away. Is there anyone in the

truck here?

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Y 'all, where is Simone?

Saying I could bring.

My mother was a blind architect.

My mother was too.

Born with a brick heart.

Sorry about the house.