All language subtitles for Boomerang s02e04 Reversal of a Dog

Previously on Boomerang.

Y 'all trying to mess?

No, we good.

Speak for yourself, brother.

Damn, you look good.

But you never been with a man.

That means a gay.

I don't like labels.

You gonna call me when I answer, right?
Yo, grasshopper, you been panicking.

We all know that ain't nothing but a sad
hostage he's playing with.

So, what does this mean?

Nothing.

We'll be right back.

Oh, baby.

Herbie.

Herbie.

Herbie.

Herbie. Herbie.

Herbie. Herbie. Herbie, sir.

Honey, sweetie, calm down, honey. Calm
down, baby. It's okay. Thank you.

Oh, no problem.

Maltese.

But you know what?

I think we should kick it.

You play with mine. I play with yours.

Oh, you have a dog?

Nah.

You good?

Yeah, I'm good.

I'm going to get it popping in just one
second.

Okay.

Okay, it ain't working.

Shit, uh, maybe you can help me out.

You mean like?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

I don't know you like that, okay?

Hell no.

Kirby?

Curbsburg? Great execution on the half
court.

He needed that time out there.

Coach Johnson really wants to talk
things over. You can see he's pretty

there on the sideline.

Yeah, you can tell that they didn't
prepare.

properly for the full court press but
it's something that they're trying to

through right now i can tell you he and
lawrence are really putting on the

pressure today yes they're trying to
break the press with uh two men and one

in the middle and it's just not working
for them so they got to change something

up here they just have no answer

These peaches are really fresh.

You can tell because they're good and
firm, which makes them last longer.

Touch it.

Feel how hard it is.

I'm good. All right.

Bryce, you owe me and Kirby a bone.

Would you like to try a sugar -free
cookie?

Oh, I have a special sample for you.

This is Elephant Truck 99 for natural
male enhancement.

Improves time, strength, and stamina.

I'm good.

Rice and baby.

There's a special on cucumber.

And banana.

And bananas.

But not this one. It's two.

And this grocery store dream, what do
you think it means?

I, uh... I don't know.

You sure you don't know what it means?

What else?

But it's B.

Bryson.

Bryson.

Bryson.

Bryson.

B. Yeah. You good?

Yeah. Hey, I'm going to smoke this real
quick. Come back and get you together.

All right? All right.

He's really feeling the pressure now.

He's going to have to step up his game.

Hey, you want a beer or something?

Hell yeah.

Beer?

man a protein shake coming in here
looking like a little light -skinned

shit.

Curtis, stop hating, man. Man, ain't
nobody hating.

That boy know I'll still whoop his ass
on the basketball court any day. Say I

won't. Say I won't.

Hey, man, don't pay that fool no mind.
He still think we on the Tri -City JV

basketball team or something.

Everyone else used to look like Bryson
before, right? Hey, hey, hey. Better,

okay? I could pull him all the way from
Fulton County to DeKalb. No problems.

Bro, you ain't pull shit.

You know what, I think that CTE done
brought about some amnesia for you. I

got no damn CTE.

What's CTE? It's football. Yeah, that's
how you know you got CTE, because you

can't remember that you got CTE, fool.

So what are we doing?

Uh, just to take a little bit off the
top.

You still with that new shit, huh? Oh,
yeah, man. This is Mina.

Still keeping the beer?

Yep.

Okay.

the number 28.

I hear you, man, but we don't really do
numbers here, though.

You can't just look at the picture?

I can give you a fade or some shit, but
that 28 really don't fit the shape of

your head. Hell no.

I just want the 28.

Hey, man, the man want the number 28,
you know?

Give him the number 28.

I got you.

baby right there. I'm talking about
straight Serena stacks. She's thicker

Sunday paper, boy.

Don't nobody read the paper no more. She
dropped that Sunday paper off on my

front porch. I'm going to read it from
cover to cover. You don't know nothing

about that, boy.

See, that's cornbread out there. You
like them girls that like to eat the

avocado toast and shit like that?

See, I like that.

You know she know how to cook.

Did you catch some hawks last night?

What? You catch the hawk in the ass that
just walked by?

Hey, but you know what, though? I bet
you she ain't thicker than Brenda from

Augusta. Remember Brenda from Augusta?

Ain't nobody thicker than Brenda from
Augusta.

Understand that. I wish she had. I ain't
never seen her.

Why you so quiet, B?

I know why he's so quiet. It's because
he just saw a real woman out there, man.

You know, be like them little itty
-bitty things. You can throw up in the

and catch them one time.

Hey, hey, hey, hold on now. Now, them
little ones, some of them is fine,

Especially that one he used to bring
around here. You know, the one with the

door to explore by.

lighting them petite you dig what i'm
saying your country ass petite man it's

petite ain't no o in there man hey b
what's up you ain't got no comebacks

i just don't feel like talking about
women all the damn time is that okay oh

god the college has come out of this
young man here yeah the green now he

to talk about other shit you know well
you want to talk about bloomberg

exactly what is it that you want to talk
about

Well, it's just I got this friend of
mine, right?

And he had a girl over his house. Oh, so
you do want to talk about women. Shut

your ass up.

Go on and finish, man. You had a friend
who had a girl over the house.

And he couldn't close

the deal.

Couldn't close the deal, was he?

She a lawyer or something? I need a
lawyer.

She got a veteran's discount?

Oh, my God. Just because you was in the
National Guard for three months don't

mean you was a veteran, man. Right. Y
'all don't know what I saw out there,

okay? Look, the point is, I was there.

She was there.

And we were ready, but... It just didn't
happen.

Oh, so you the friend?

Yes. Oh.

Wait,

wait, hold on now. Let me ask this
question.

Were you drunk?

Because whiskey dick is real.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was sober.

Oh, wait, you know what? I know what it
is.

She was ugly.

Gotta do it every time. You better go to
Kofi and get you a brown bag.

You better go and get you a bag. We
ain't laughing and shit. We need to talk

about this.

I heard it's contagious.

It ain't contagious, fool.

You get that shit from Tofu.

We're watching Bravo.

What channel Real Housewives come on?

Bravo, my G.

Bravo. Yo, y 'all remember when they
used to say, tidy whities will make your

dick limp? See, man, that's why I don't
wear drawers now, man. You know what I'm

talking about? Just let them boys hang.
Nah, nah, nah.

Y 'all got it all wrong. It's eugenics.

It's a government plot to castrate the
black man.

Here he go with you. Stop. Gotcha, you
too.

Dang.

Hi, is Rico here?

Oh, probably Rico.

Hey, hey, sweetheart. Coming in here
like a tall glass of milk.

Now you know you're too young to be
going through all this, right?

I know.

Let me explain something to you, man.

As long as you got something going on up
here, ain't nothing never going to be

right going on down here.

So what's up with Dora?

What's her name?

Simone.

And we're not together no more.

See? I knew as soon as your little peach
fuzz started growing out.

And you ain't seen baby girl since then,
huh?

Once.

And your deficiencies just started right
after that?

Oh, well, damn.

That's it.

She broke your dick.

Problem solved.

What do you think?

It don't look like the picture.

It does look like the picture.

You don't look like the dude in the
picture.

$40.

Hell no.

It's about $40.

Close your eyes.

You know, a lot of cats, they come in
here for one thing, man.

Without realizing that their haircut is
a reflection of who they really are.

You know, they wanted their life for
six, but they're really at 23.

So what they do is they pretend to be a
6, just to see if they can put it off.

After a while, they get tired of
pretending.

So they realize, hey, I was born a 23,
and I'm always going to be a 23.

It's a little predictable.

Hold up.

What that supposed to mean?

I mean, come on, man. You ain't never
want to, like, switch it up, do

different.

Well, I was thinking about getting a
pole, you know, putting it right over

there.

Oh, so what you scared?

I just like what I like.

Plus, that's just too much work, man.
Not even having to prep. I ain't never

been one for all of that.

But shout out to you, though.

You know, that's why this works.

Right?

Who do I got to smash to get this place
to stay open on a Sunday?

I don't know why we keep coming here.

Knowing how they feel about us.

Bruh, the chicken ain't homophobic.

Plus, they about to start frying whole
pieces. You mean to tell me you ain't

never want to roll up here and ask for a
three -piece combo?

Nah, because that's what Bojangles is
for.

Bojangles? Yeah. Oh, you tweaking and
being mad disrespectful to the chicken

hierarchy.

Hey, come here. You got something in
your hand.

Just don't.

Hey,

it's a wonderful chicken day.

It's going to be together or separate?

Separate.

Separate.

Yo, you been on some bullshit all day,
man.

And you left your nuggets.

That's how you feel?

Oh, so you do care about my feelings?

Man, don't be no bitch, man.

We need to figure your shit out.

My shit?

You don't bottom. You barely get hit and
you only kiss me when you're in your

feelings. What the hell was that
earlier?

Why you be tripping on me when I touch
you in public, huh?

Don't you ever get tired of being the
man?

Y 'all, you been binge -watching Ayanna
again, huh?

You are so toxic.

Toxic?

Bullshit. Ain't nobody ever called me
toxic. Bruh, you make Chernobyl look

Six Flags. Yeah?

Well, you keeping tabs on everything
about me that you got a problem with,

we in a relationship or something. I'm
supposed to care.

What about having a casual?

All right, this ain't about a
relationship.

Okay? And for someone who claims to be
so free -spirited, you still caught up

the same hetero shit.

Yo, you gotta figure this out.

I can't hold your hand through it.

Whatever, man. I ain't here to be
psychoanalyzed or judged.

You let me know when you're ready to get
back to what we had going on. Because

otherwise, you could lose my number.

Swap kept his lemonade.

Hey, what up, Art?

What up, man?

Chillin', man, chillin', chillin'. Big
dog.

How's it going?

All right.

Yes, sir, yes, sir.

They try to take my flow.

Who the hell do you think you are?

I just want to make my flow.

Got to take care of my kids.

Just hopped off the plane.

Got to hook up the plane.

And it's raining in the plane. Yeah.
Forgetting all my name.

Where about you, man? Where about you,
man?

Where about you, man?

Where about you, man?

And the sun don't shine when it gets
big. And we watch a roller to a game of

three. Five, one, five, two, five,
three, five, four. And the sun don't

when it's on the moon. And the girls
say, yeah, you don't want no more. And

sit in the bridge, we ain't fun no more.

I ain't being happy, I mean, it's just
crazy.

I ain't being proud, no, it's what I
don't say, baby. Look me in the eye, and

you'll forget it, baby. Find out how
good we is, baby.

I'm in control now. You're going to be
my bitch tonight.

Okay. All right. Yeah.