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Previously on Boomerang. You think you big shit now because you got a few

followers? A half a million ain't a few.

Who do you think you are?

Stripping. Don't make you a dancer, bitch.

I feel like God tested me last night and I failed.

I've officially become the minister who doesn't practice what he preaches. Don't

be so hard on yourself.

You're the pastor from the billboards, aren't you? I'm John John, man. You know

I'm a preacher too. The church I was preaching at closed down.

I'm gonna invite you to my church and you're gonna come.

Talk to me now.

Talk to me now. Talk to me now.

That's some bullshit.

Bitch,

I'm lit.

Yeah, that little stunt you pulled at homecoming is paying off.

Them major ass hoes tried to come for me and ended up swirling me into a new tax

bracket. Well, they're not the only ones that got you here.

Girl, I see you too.

I also see that stack you got in your lap.

First for many five -figure appearances.

The bag is light.

The bag's not that light.

10K for one dance is a big deal. Yeah, but, um, this ain't 10K. Well, yeah, I

had to take some off for your expenses.

The Uber, the shoes, that closure. And you're the one that wanted four chariot

pullers. I said you could make dual one.

It's a chariot, not a wheelbarrow. Whatever it is, it's expensive.

Where do you think that money comes from?

Well, how would I know? I'm up here dancing while you're busy sitting here

clothed collecting 10%. Okay, bitch. I need a drink.

And don't worry.

I'm paying for it with my own money. You should.

Peach.

What'd you say?

I said, is Betsy taken?

No, please.

I'm David.

Naomi.

It's my first time here.

Oh, welcome.

And now a reading from the book of Job.

There's the Bible.

Oh, we went paperless.

Wait, you can share with me.

Hey,

what's up?

wrong answer it's taco tuesday okay

that's offensive and there's no way it's taco tuesday if it's not tuesday right

it's tuesday somewhere all right hey just get your ass over here i can't i'm

busy and besides y 'all didn't even invite me in the first place i forgot to

text anyway we invite you now man let me guess y 'all can't drive home

We thought you'd be back because your church closed. What the hell kind of

church is open on Taco Tuesday?

It's Sunday.

I'll call y 'all a lift.

Appreciate it, my man.

Taco Tuesday!

I was at church with that stick up his ass, man.

David!

I like that you don't play fast.

Damn.

Stop me.

What?

They ain't tipping.

Hey sis, you got a makeup wipe?

Y 'all got a problem with me?

What if we do?

You gonna call your little tater tots on us?

Right.

First of all, my fans are called tater tots.

That's worse.

Second of all, so... So, you just dancing for the clout.

But see, us, we doing this shit for survival. Exactly.

I'm here to get my money just like everybody else.

You wrong, because you not like us. You damn sure ain't like me.

I started in a strip club, too. You started.

You didn't stay.

Hello. Well, I'm here now, and I packed the house for y 'all tonight.

You know how much you make tonight for your little skit? Tell us.

Come on, how much you make? Probably more than all of us combined.

Yep. Right.

Yeah, but that's...

more business, more customers, and more money, right?

No. It ain't right.

You know what you are?

You like the 1 % of strippers, which'll make the strip club great again, eh?

Exactly. I mean, girl, go on with all that Reaganomics.

The only trickle -down we gettin', we gotta clean it up with some tissue. Yep.

Unless you too good for that.

That's who she is.

Don't forget to wipe your face, girl. That glitter will break you out every

time.

He lost his kids.

His wife is tripping.

His skin broke out.

Yes, he did.

Yes, he did.

But see, that's how you know you're walking and you're calling.

Because he'll send you confirmations. Amen?

Amen.

Now, you know I like to socialize.

You know I like to socialize.

So I was at a party.

You know.

It was good.

I'm dancing.

You know how I do.

Hit the little young folk moves. You know what they do like that.

And then, you know, you get a little thirsty.

So I go to get a drink.

And don't worry, Sister Turner.

It was only seven up. I see your eyes.

But I reach for the same drink as Job.

Okay. It wasn't the Job.

But I tell you what.

He had that Job.

is David.

And just like God called on me, I'm calling on him to share his testimony.

So let's extend a godly what's up

Good morning, Saints.

Good morning.

I'm sorry, I really don't want to let you guys down.

I feel like John John might have oversold me a little bit.

I don't even know if I have anything good to say.

The truth is, I'm nothing like Job.

I mean, I'm a preacher.

Well... I used to be until my church closed.

Actually, I'm lying right now.

It's not what happened at all.

I've been lying to everyone around me.

But for some reason, me being here right now with all of you makes me want to be

honest.

My church didn't close down. I quit.

I quit. I didn't feel strong enough to lead my congregation.

I felt inadequate.

I felt like a fraud.

Like, how am I supposed to lead others when I don't even know who I'm supposed

to be?

Am I supposed to be a man of God or

something else?

Like anything else.

Am I making sense right now?

It's so hard to have joke faith when the people closest to you, they challenge

your beliefs at every turn.

I don't have all the answers.

Good job. Good job.

Thank you for your testimony today.

We love you, brother.

Now let's get back to the real Job in this Bible.

You ready?

Hold on, hold on.

Okay, I heard you out, and I figured out a way to recoup our expenses.

All you have to do is take a selfie with them.

No, I'm good. Let's just go.

What? You're literally always on your phone, and now that someone's going to

you for it, you good?

Bruh, I just said I don't want to take this selfie.

Honestly, I'm not trying to come back in here again.

Are you nuts? Every time I refresh your feed, you go up like 50 new followers.

You just got paid 10 Gs. Minus expenses.

Which I just said you could recoup with a selfie. I just said I don't want to

take the goddamn selfie.

Okay.

Forget the selfie.

Forget the club.

Obviously there's something else going on here.

You want to tell me what it is?

Yo, you trippin'. Call me later.

Hey.

It's David, right?

Your testimony was dope.

I mean, what you said, I really felt it.

Thank you.

I'm Tyson.

You know, we're about to go grab some food.

You should join us.

Uh... Maybe next time, but thank you.

Well, we go every Sunday after service.

Just saying.

Come through.

You got that? Yep.

All right. All the way back.

Feels pretty good right there, huh?

Yeah, well, this place is...

Phenomenal.

We think so.

Hey, how about I show you the rest of the church?

You know, behind the scenes.

Okay.

I know you're being tough on yourself.

Trust me.

You did great.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, baby.

Can I get a dance?

That'll be $40.

$40? Yeah, $40.

In 25 years, I ain't never paid more than $20.

It's called inflation, baby.

That's how I'm the best around here.

Hell no.

Hey, 1%. You left the rest of your shit in the bag.

So? So, if you want to keep it, then you should probably go get it.

Thank you.

That means a lot.

Coming from you. No, I mean it.

You got a gift.

When you speak, the people feel it.

Have a seat.

Yeah.

Look.

God has blessed me so much.

It pleases me to share those blessings.

That's why I've been taking so many young preachers like yourself under my

to mentor here at Inspire.

I think you would be a great fit, David.

You got to be able to speak to the people.

If you can't tell, we do things a little differently around here.

We've got an inclusivity ministry, trap gospel choir, singles Bible study every

Friday night. And I don't mean to brag, but we have the highest marriage rate

amongst 20 -somethings of all the churches in Gwinnett County.

Wow.

That's, uh, I don't, uh... I don't know what to say.

You know, um... Let's pray on it.

But we might want to work on your messaging.

You got a little dark there for a minute. You were honest, but maybe a

too honest.

Really, I mean, people seem to be into it, to me.

They're not going to want to hear that every week.

And you might want to step up your shoe gang.

They don't call it conspire for nothing.

So you can teach me how to sew a button.

We could start by him in those pants.

I could make two pairs with those.

Steve Harvey swag. What you talking about?

Hey, I want to tell you that I really enjoyed your testimony earlier.

And I hope to see you again next Sunday.

Maybe sooner?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Where your money at? Huh? Huh? Where your money at?

Where your money at? Huh? Huh? Where your money at?

Drink?

Shit.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

That looks pretty swollen.

No shit.

I sprained it a few weeks ago.

You know they don't keep these damn spots clean.

A doctor should really take a look. You think this place gives us insurance?

Girl, these lockers don't even work.

And don't no doctor want to take cash that smell like Hennessy.

Let me help you, bitch.

Look, I know me being here ain't making it any easier for y 'all.

It's not even about you.

You know, every time a new girl like you comes in, they roll out the red carpet.

Meanwhile, they don't even vacuum the actual carpet.

And these owners, they be telling us that they can't afford to fix shit or

us paid days off.

It's just all bullshit.

They got this system where they the only ones profiting and we the ones left

scrambling, trying to survive and treat each other like this.

So why are we fighting each other when we should be fighting them?

I don't have time for no Women's March, boo -boo. Okay, I gotta be here.

We gotta do something, Dream.

You can start by calling me Dorothy.

Now, why would I do that? Because that's my name. My mama really liked the

Golden Girls.

Dorothy, though?

She was like the worst one.

Don't hate on Dorothy. She was just misunderstood.

Yeah, she didn't understand she was a lesbian.

What's wrong with that?

Thank you.

Thank you.