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Last season on Boomerang. Damn, you look good.

So you've never been with a man?

I don't like labels.

See ya.

Why wait for somebody to come in here and save you when you could save

Let me help you.

I need to be away from y 'all for a little while.

Try to get closer to God. I'd rather see the game night tradition still live on.

I always knew it would last.

Even if we didn't? Turned out I didn't say anything.

I feel like we grew up here.

Because we did. Now I can never come back.

Is it possible to love someone and literally hate them? Your dad ain't no

Weinstein, okay?

Listen, I'm here for you.

However you want me to be.

Damn thing got engaged.

It's not a big deal if I go to dinner with him, right? Bryce, I promise this

will never happen again.

It won't happen again.

You're just like your damn father.

You know, I ain't come to play. We'll be right back.

Can we get a box of condoms? No problem. The smallest size you have. Shame.

Bryce ain't really out here trying to flex his little hoish waist, but we all

know that ain't nothing but sad sausage he's playing in. Girl, I got you, comma,

B, period.

Girl, no you don't, comma, period. Whatever you said.

Seems like it'll go away Then comes the time Fly like a dove

And you're looking for a reason Just to turn away You hold your head

It's just not the same Tell me what's the reason For this disconnect

I'm shaking my head It's just a shame

Okay, they got more requests than the white lady asking to speak to the

It's above me now. Come on.

I'm not even drunk yet.

Where's the cup?

Damn.

Y 'all ready to get it in with this power hour? Okay, that's a lot. Can we

keep it low -key this year?

We grown now. Let's pace ourselves.

Pace ourselves?

It is homecoming.

Yo, we gotta turn up.

It's all about the Fs this weekend.

Getting faded, looking bright.

I'll handle the fornicating, obviously.

Chris over there flexing with the bodycon dressing shit, letting them hoes

she ain't married no more.

My bad, bro. You did that on purpose.

I'm sorry. Okay.

I love y 'all. I love my friends.

Including those that weren't invited.

Seems like everybody's here to me. Are we missing something?

Don't be petty. Okay.

Everybody got a drink? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hey, and we in our old dorms? It's

lit. The dorms? Why?

Alumni Association lock -in. You know, I always wanted to take one down in them

community showers.

Yeah. That's nasty.

Wear your shower shoes.

You get a foot fungus.

That's it. Okay.

Enjoy y 'all power hour. I'm going to be working later.

Y 'all see that?

You know what? I know what it is. You think you big shit now because you got a

few followers. You tried it. A half a million ain't a few. Well, if you got

cute ones, make sure you send me a bunch. What?

And I'm going to top that tonight. So, Ari, yes, go ahead and add the fourth F

to your little list.

Followers. You friend.

Am.

All right.

Josh! Yo, yo, yo.

You know what they've been waiting for?

Right.

You ready?

I'm ready. David, you ready?

Come on. You ready? I'm ready. All right. I used to pray for times like

rhyme like this. So I had to grind like that to shine like this. In a matter of

time, I spit on some locked up shit in the back of the paddy wagon. Cubs locked

on wrist.

See my dreams unfold.

Nightmares come true.

It was time to marry the game. And I said, yeah, I do.

Hey.

Hey.

Where y 'all going?

Home Depot.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll see how it is.

Make sure you tell your girl.

I'll tell her what's up.

Bryson. I don't know.

Go ahead.

Actually, I don't even care.

All right.

I'm gonna cry in the car.

Let's go.

What up?

I got something on my teeth.

None. Mm -mm. Me? Mm -mm.

Yes, definitely do. Are you serious? Yes. Check your left nostril. I checked

because I left the house. Double check. Are you?

Oh, my God.

Disgusting. Why you?

Why? Don't play with me.

Are y 'all drunk?

Not really.

Okay,

so y 'all did go to Bryson's.

y 'all gonna keep hiding shit and acting weird we'll stop being weird when y

'all do Bryson and I aren't weird I mean okay so we don't talk but it's not

weird bitch that's the definition of weird I just want things to go back to

normal oh that's my song turn this up

sir sir stop I ain't trying to mess with my 4 .9 rating

we get to rate him too.

Yo,

this is it.

Once again, we as a community are tardy.

Tardy, tardy, and more tardy.

Now, how is it that Howard, Tuskegee,

institutions of higher learning can be us.

gonna call me when I answer, right?

Huh?

You know what I mean.

Oh,

look, his beard finally connects.

You good?

You gonna be cool?

No, I'm not cool.

Will you please be nice?

How was Home Depot?

So that's the type of night we're going on?

Mm -hmm.

Cool.

Hi, Brayton.

What's up?

Oh, guys, I love that we're all here together.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Well, except Tia.

She ain't over here, so... That part.

All right. This is awkward.

Where do we spend that? Yeah.

Uh, do not lose these, because I'm not going to help you get in if you do.

I'm not going to help you, and I'm serious.

Shit. It's okay. I got it. I got it. I'm not helping, y 'all.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yeah.

How did we ever fit two people on these small ass beds?

Or three, you know what I'm saying?

We good. You got that and all.

We ain't even supposed to smoke in here.

We won't tell if y 'all won't.

Speak for yourself, brother.

These cougars.

Oh, girl.

So when's your new song dropping?

Y 'all ain't heard?

I'm hitting a pause button on my music so I can take my brain to the next

You gotta be multi -hyping it out here.

Of course.

The word is excuse me. Nobody told you to stand there.

Excuse me.

First of all, who do you think you are?

Don't act like y 'all don't know.

Well, I know.

Do your little groupies know you used to be a stripper?

Duh. Stripping promotes flexibility.

Well,

stripping.

Hold it.

Don't make you a dancer, bitch.

Come or leave, bitch.

Don't you wish you had ass like this so the boys would give you the tits. But

I'd rather swirl a baton so that I can keep my clothes on.

You said I am selling sex, but you show your ass in spandex.

You will live a life of regret while I flip my hair and jay sex.

It's your girl Sally Mae.

She said you got bills to pay.

I may have student debt, but at least I got self -respect.

You're just a stripper hoe, swinging up and down that pole.

And you're just a major wreck.

You graduate and then we forget.

Study ballet, jazz, and tap.

And all you do is make that ass clap.

Honey, well, here's the real thing.

You're doing the same.

So watch it. I will.

Oh, my God. Remember that one year we snuck backstage at that one rapper's

concert? Yeah, but that one rapper was Prisoner, which a revisionist history

Crystal?

Oh, my gosh. It's so nice to see you.

You too, Dionne.

Oh. Is this what pastor's wives are doing now?

Me and David are divorced.

I'm sure you've heard by now from somebody in the Bible study group.

Oh, I have.

But I didn't think it was true.

That has to be devastating.

I know you've always wanted a family. Okay, okay, look.

Yes, Crystal may not have a man or kids or a job, but that is her choice. Okay,

friend, thank you. Thank you, friend. I got it.

Dion, we can play this nice, nasty game all night, in fact.

Or we can jump straight to how you still running through the men's choir.

Which one you want?

Mm -hmm.

You be blessed, amen?

Girl, she really get down like that?

Girl, that is dry tea. Okay, she was running through the whole vibe. I'm

Mark, Luke, Peter, John, Jacob, Jingle, Homer, Schmidt.

Change isn't always a bad thing.

Hell, I could use a little more.

You know what? I got it. Tonight, we're going to put all this shit behind us.

Okay? We're going to drink too much.

We're going to get loose.

We're going to just sweat it out. We're going to turn up, bitch.

Hell yeah.

Let's just have fun tonight.

You and me, bitch.

The time has come to enjoy myself.

I've left my problems up on the shelf.

The workday's over and I got it made. Like Johnny Kemp said, I just got paid

I'm ready to mingle. Young man's single and free.

Ready to get busy.

Down to party, party, and have a good time. All I need is a partner in crime.

Call up the homies and hope they might say they're down to paint down red

tonight. Look in the closet and pull out the hype here.

hook up the high pop fade and i'm out of here to a disco or a party sometime

hope that i would find my good time before i'm through and the night is done

i'm gonna have fun

You frat?

My what?

You can't be standing here.

Need to move.

Look, bro.

I don't need to do shit.

Bro, you ain't gonna disrespect me and my brothers like that. You feel me?

your mouth when you're talking to me, bro.

Chill, chill, chill.

It ain't even working.

He's going to move. He's drunken alone.

That's just sad.

Seven up, light ice.

That seven up be hitting, boy.

That's a fact.

Hey, you're the pastor from the billboards, aren't you?

I'm a lot smaller in person.

I'm John John, man. David. That's what's up. Yeah, it's an honor.

You know, I'm a preacher, too.

Oh, you are? Yeah.

Where?

Well, nowhere at the moment.

The church I was preaching at closed down, so.

Yeah, no, that's tough.

Yeah. But it happens.

Yeah, but hey, I get to sleep in on Sundays, so I can't complain, right?

So that's the line you're giving to people, huh?

Come on.

I know what it's like to be a shepherd with no flock.

Hey, what's your IG?

I'm going to follow you.

I'm going to invite you to my church, and you're going to come.

All right, that's me right there. I love your grin.

Oh!

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