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- [Narrator] In Playboy Club history,

25,121 gorgeous women have proudly worn the bunny tail.

This story has absolutely nothing to do with any of them.

(upbeat music)

♪ Lalala ♪

♪ Bunny ♪

♪ Lalalalalalalala ♪

♪ Bunny ♪

♪ Lalalalalalalalala ♪

♪ Lalalalala ♪

♪ Bunny girls ♪

♪ Lalalala ♪

♪ Bunny ♪

♪ Lalalalalalalala ♪

♪ Bunny ♪

♪ Lalalalalalalalalala ♪

♪ Lalalalala ♪

♪ Bunny girls ♪

(singer vocalizing)

- [Ruby] Chez Paree.

This is the big time.

- [Holly] Yeah.

- [Ruby] Ah, look at the cars!

- [Holly] Wow.

- [Ruby] How about riding in style?

- [Holly] That's something.

- [Ruby] Wow.

Look at that woman's hat. - Wow.

- That's not a hat.

That's a dead chicken.

I would not be caught dead in that thing.

Look at that one.

That flare thing she's wearing makes her look like a pear.

What kind of fur is that?

Skunk?

- The cute guy with her though.

- Yeah, bet he's rich.

Sure got off cheap with old Pepe Le Pew.

Wow.

Look at that turquoise dress.

- [Holly] Jeez Louise.

- This is so much better

than the crud outside the Black Orchid last night.

- It doesn't even compare.

- Or two nights ago outside the Cloisters.

Ugh, please.

- Oh, that black dress.

That's the one I want.

- That's too plain.

- I think it's classy.

Oh.

(grand music)

(crowd applauding and cheering)

- [Ruby] You've got a thing in your teeth.

- Oh. (gasping)

- Right there between the middle one and the other one.

No, hold on, let me see.

Mhmm, all right.

Let's go.

We gotta get up for work tomorrow.

(sewing machines whirring)

- Don't do it, Ruby.

- You can't get ahead, Betty, if you don't even try.

(door knocking)

- Come in.

- Mr. Cage?

Sir. - Yes?

- I was just thinking about our...

I mean, your dresses.

- Ah, it's good to know you girls

are thinking about your job.

- Sir, I was just wondering If I can-

- Can't this wait until tomorrow?

My wife has a roast on Wednesday.

And she'll kill me if I'm a second late.

- This will only take a second.

(light kooky music)

I was thinking that if we were to add

a couple of darks down here by the waist like this,

it would turn this drab Wednesday house dress

into "Look out ladies, here I come!"

I mean do you see how it would emphasize her,

you know?

- Today's housewife is looking for comfort.

- It would still be comfortable.

But she wants to look good too.

- Why?

- For the plumber.

- Plumber?

- And for herself while she's cleaning up

around the house.

- While she's vacuuming and doing the dishes

and scrubbing the toilets?

- Yes!

I mean what better time to feel attractive

than when you're doing things

that make you feel so unattractive?

Mr. Cage, if we can make a flattering dress

with the same price as an unflattering dress,

then we will sell more dresses-

- What is she doing?

- To more women who will feel better

about wearing the dresses we make

and we will feel better about making them!

- How much time did this take?

(somber piano music)

- I just spent a little time today.

- How many hours did you spend on this dress this afternoon?

- Not much.

- You didn't do any work today, did you?

You're fired.

Clean out your locker.

- [Ruby] Bye.

- [Man] All right, Jordan locks up the truck.

- Well?

Did he like it?

- Not exactly.

- What does he know anyway?

Wait, Ruby, what's the big hurry?

My God, you stole those!

- Shh!

They're just fabric samples.

- Well what if you get caught?

- I won't get caught.

- Well if you do, you're gonna be fired.

- I am fired.

- You're fired?

- Housecleaning, assembly line,

laundromat, Playboy Bunny tryouts.

- Shh.

- Look at that outfit!

Come way up in the leg like that?

Makes her legs like 10 feet long, it's genius.

- I wouldn't wear it.

Look at the waist all squeezed in like that.

- Come on, she looks like a million.

(energetic music)

♪ My what a baby, ooh yeah ♪

- You would look great in it.

- Who wouldn't?

Okay, listen to this.

♪ Big bunny, oh yeah ♪

- You'll meet internationally famous people.

- Hah!

- Obviously you've never seen a Playboy Magazine.

- It's not the same thing.

This is a waitressing thing.

- With almost no clothes on.

- So what?

(bus hissing)

- Probably too flat-chested anyway.

- (laughing) Oh my god.

- Can you believe it?

- That was so bad.

- If I want men to ogle me,

I can just stay at my own job, okay?

End of conversation.

- Okey-dokey.

You know what I'm thinking about right now?

Two front row center stage seats at Chez Paree.

- Ruby! - What?

I'm just thinking out loud.

- Loud enough so I can hear you.

- Fine.

It's just that if we took this little job,

I can maybe get enough money together

to start my own business.

So can you!

- You're the one with the dream.

I prefer to wear clothes to work.

- You are such a prude.

(audience laughing)

- [Man] Why did the chicken cross the road?

- [Man 2] How should I know?

- You know, this would look so good on you.

I'm doing it in your favorite color.

Very chic.

- [Man 2] Don't you belittle me, mister.

- Don't you think she kind of looks like you?

Man, you know what,

I don't even know why I bother anyway

if we can't afford to go anywhere.

- Would you stop it, please?

(TV audience laughing)

- Yeah, well it's great doing business with you.

At Hellman's, we aim to please. (laughing)

- Hundred feet of piping,

you get a free hot seat.

Okay.

Thank you, bye bye.

- (laughing) After while, crocodile.

Come on, come on in.

The door is always open.

- I was just on my way home, Mr. Hellman.

- Such a polite thing.

I keep telling you, call me Norm.

- Well, I was just wondering.

It's the first of the month, and-

- And?

- My parents, they count on me for help.

They're having some financial-

- Oh, say no more.

I forgot a little something, didn't I?

(chuckling) Come on, come on in.

I don't bite. (chuckling)

Ah, now where did I put that checkbook?

It's here somewhere.

Be a doll, look on the shelf over there, will you?

I know it's around here somewhere.

(light music)

It's up here.

- Sorry, I'm in your way.

Here it is.

- Oh.

How silly is that?

(chuckling)

Good eyes.

So,

what do you say I

take you out for a sandwich or something, hmm?

- If you don't mind, I sort of have a bad headache.

- Hey, Uncle Normie knows

how to get rid of bad headaches.

- Good night, Mr. Hellman.

- (sighing) Ooh, ooh, ooh.

- [Radio DJ] And you can core an apple

with the same- - (growling) Come on, girl,

come on, come on, come on.

Keep going, keep going, good good good! (growling)

- [Ad Man] The new 1961 Stop and Stitch

electric zigzag sewing machine comes with a fashion disk,

rocking wheel, button, and belt with attachments.

You can even resole your shoes.

Available now for the low low price of 29.95.

- Rub it in, why don't you? - The new Stop and Stitch.

Make sewing a snap.

(static hissing)

- Work, you stupid piece of crap!

Ugh!

Hey.

- Hey.

- Ugh, food, thank God!

My stomach has been growling for hours.

- I thought you said you were gonna clean this up?

- I'm so tired.

- Not too tired to sew.

- Uh-oh, he did it again, didn't he?

Holly, you gotta quit that job.

- Right, then we'd both be unemployed.

What are you doing?

I thought we agreed.

- Hmm?

- One stick per person per day.

- I'm hungry.

- Give it back.

- So I'll skip a day.

- Don't push me, Ruby.

Give it.

- I'm getting licorice if I want.

- Ruby!

- Uh-uh.

Uh, look at that.

- Give it to me!

- Don't pull it.

Ah, ooh!

(both grunting)

Oh man. - Come on!

- Look at this.

- [Holly] You go ahead.

(both grunting)

(both laughing)

(light music)

- What are we doing?

- I don't know.

- We should take the job.

Come on, Holly, what do you say?

- Will we have to tell our folks?

I can't believe we're doing this.

- Just think about old Uncle Normie

making your headache go away.

- Okay, I'm walking, I'm walking.

- Me, I am thinking about a ruby rare steak, blood running,

and a baked potato with so much sour cream, it's like soup.

- The Norm thing works better for me.

I can't do this.

- Go!

Come on, let's make it happen.

(light lounge music) (all chattering)

- Oh, I think I'm gonna upchuck.

- Come on.

(ladies laughing)

- [Waitress] All right, gentlemen, surf and turf

and a steak?

- [Man] Wow, and dope, it looks great.

- [Man 2] Yeah, thank you dear.

- [Hostess] Are you here to audition?

- You could tell?

We look that nervous?

- Well, women are only allowed as guests of keyholders.

- Oh, right.

We knew that.

- Across the room to the back,

down the stairs and to your right.

Relax, you're making me nervous.

- Okay, Holly, shoulders back, chest up.

God wouldn't give you that body

if he wanted you to be ashamed of it.

- You sound like a pimp!

- Leave it to cleavage.

- Ruby!

- (sobbing) Oh.

- What happened to her? - Loser.

♪ Bombobobombobombobombom ♪

♪ Bobombobobom ♪

♪ Dadangadangdang ♪

♪ Blue moon ♪

♪ You saw me standing alone ♪

(fingers snapping)

- Let's go.

- I heard they take your picture in a swimsuit.

- In your swimsuit?

Holy moley.

- I'm Denise, this is Nancy.

Say hello, Nancy.

- Hello.

- I'm Ruby, this is Holly.

Nice to meet you all.

You can all go on home now.

(women scoffing)

I'm just kidding.

- When will I know?

- Like I said, we'll be in touch.

- Reject.

- Ruby!

- [Interviewer] Okay, number 15?

- [Woman] Ah, that's me.

- Buh-bye.

♪ Bombobobombobombobombom ♪

Not everybody can get the job.

♪ Blue moon ♪

- So what is your name and where are you from?

- Well my name is Denise Smith.

- I'm Nancy Miller.

- I just go by Ruby.

- Tennessee originally, by way of Kentucky.

- Columbus, Ohio.

I was Miss Jamboree.

- I'm from Independence.

That's in Missouri.

It's the Show Me State.

- Mostly ride on floats and wave to the folks.

- I won the blue ribbon for sheep shearing.

- Harry S. Truman was born in Independence.

We're independently minded.

- One time I fell on the float and my crown fell off.

And this man Jimmy's tractor ran it over.

- My parents would die if they knew

I was even considering this.

- Oh.

Well, I have a lot of experience

in the design industry.

In fact, I was thinking,

I don't know, update the bunny costumes.

So many ideas.

Bold, abstract prints?

Leopard print bunnies.

Can't you just see that?

I was born for this job, when it comes to ideas.

If maybe you ever wanted help, you know, fashion-wise,

I could take you shopping.

I could.

I would be willing to do that

and you know, maybe take you to get a new do.

I mean, the only reason I ask.

I like your hair, really.

It's very vibrant.

Not that I don't like it, but it looks...

Ladies about your age...

I mean you must have to have that processed all the time.

So, where do I sign up?

- Holly Tanner.

- Holly.

You don't hear that name much.

- I was born at Christmas.

- Oh, that's sweet.

It's okay.

I won't bite.

Well, you're certainly pretty enough.

- Well, thanks.

- What's the matter?

People don't tell you that often?

- No.

- Do you always wear so little makeup?

- Oh.

- I'm just curious.

It's okay.

So you're new to town, huh?

Near the top of your class.

No college?

- Well my folks couldn't afford to send us both

and my sister, she's really smart

so I wanted her to go.

- So why do you think you want to be a bunny?

- The truth?

- Hmm.

- I think genetically,

I have a really nicely shaped head for bunny ears.

- I had a bunny once when I was a little girl.

His name was Bobo.

Jimmy's tractor ran that over too.

- Oh.

- For the money?

- Nothing wrong with that.

It's better to be honest.

Do you have any waitress experience?

- Ruby and I, she's the one you just met.

- Oh yeah.

- We worked at the Dairylicious.

Well, that's about it.

- Well I think we should take this to the next step.

How would you feel about our taking some photographs of you?

- Oh, I didn't bring my own suit.

- Oh, that's okay.

We'd like to see you in the real thing.

- Really?

- Is that a problem?

- Well no, it's just that,

Ruby, she really wants to work here and

if you were to say, hire me and not her?

- I'm sorry, but you're the one who's bunny material.

- I can't take this job if Ruby doesn't.

She's really smart and talented, and...

Oh and she's so strong.

You should see her play softball.

Not that that's what we do here, but,

if you had things,

like those trays, they look really heavy.

Ruby, she could carry those, no problem.

Just- - Does she stick up for you

as much as you stick up for her?

- Ruby would do anything for me.

For anybody.

People really like her.

(upbeat music)

- Right this way.

Oh, Judy.

A little bit more.

Amanda, brighter lipstick.

- Mmm, you like that bleu cheese,

don't you, Kelsey? (snorting)

Come on, Michelle, you're up.

- Thelma, I've got two auditions here!

- Hold your horses, Seabiscuit!

Who else is gonna weigh these porkers?

- It's like backstage at the Rockettes!

This is the big time.

- It sure is.

- All right, girls, over here.

All right.

You try this one.

And you-

- I know, black is really my color,

in bathing suits and bunny outfits.

- You have to graduate to black.

Black is for top bunnies only.

All right, here.

This one'll fit you.

- Hey, hey, hey.

What are you, decorating a Christmas tree?

Leave the bunny design to the expert.

- I thought red for Ruby, that's her name.

- Oh, red for Ruby, isn't that sweet?

Green.

Red would be a cliche.

- Green's fine.

I wouldn't wanna step on your toes, Thelma.

- Watch it, bean pole.

- Is pink okay?

- Yeah, sure, I'm easy.

Stick with me, honey.

I'll make you look like a million bucks.

Hey.

Rabbits for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

No wonder I'm just a hop, skip and jump

away from the looney bin.

Here.

Hey, Goldilocks!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You're a mess!

- You can change over there.

- Is there a curtain or something?

- You better get used to it.

(gasping) Natalie.

Your ears are crooked.

- I can't do this.

- What about me?

I stuffed my brassiere!

- Girls, get a move on.

- All right ladies, listen up.

Baby bunnies on the floor,

so remember, no peeking.

Now, girls, you won't have to worry

about being naked in front of total strangers anymore,

because after today,

we won't be total strangers.

(upbeat jazz music)

- Okay.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

(Ruby exclaiming)

(Holly gasping)

- You know, the last girl I corseted up,

two broken ribs and a punctured lung.

- Oh, gosh.

- I'm kidding.

Only one cracked rib.

Hairline thin, nothing to worry about.

- It's a little hard to breathe at first

but you get used to it.

All right, turn around.

Let's see.

Hmm. (Thelma gasping)

- Oh my god, we gotta give this girl some bazooms.

Here.

Barbie socks, they're clean, stuff.

Go on.

You ever see Jane Mansfield?

- Yeah.

- Well, her you're not and you never will be.

Go on, down the sides and on the bottom.

In and up, in and up.

Come on, come on!

- Just let them lay on top.

That'll do the job nicely.

- Go on, stuff.

Go on, girly.

Ah, check, two torpedoes in the hole.

Who said the army cornered the market on rockets, huh?

Doris!

What's with the droopy drawers?

(jazzy music)

- Oh!

Damn, we look good.

Woo! (giggling)

Go on, Holly, give it a little shake.

- No.

- Come on, please?

Spin around or something.

You look great, you really do.

(grand orchestral music)

Like a million bucks.

Now let's go have our pictures taken.

♪ Take out the papers and the trash ♪

♪ Or you don't get no spending cash ♪

♪ If you don't scrub that kitchen floor ♪

♪ You ain't gonna rock and roll no more ♪

♪ Yakkety yak, don't go back ♪

♪ Just finish cleaning up your room ♪

♪ Let's see that dust fly with that broom ♪

♪ Get all that garbage out of sight ♪

♪ Or you don't go out Friday night ♪

♪ Yakkety yak, don't go back ♪

♪ You just put on your coat and hat ♪

♪ And walk yourself to the laundromat ♪

♪ And when you finish doing that ♪

♪ Bring in the dog and put out the cat ♪

♪ Yakkety yak, don't go back ♪

(camera clicking)

- Woohoo!

Hello, I'm your bunny Ruby.

- And I'm your bunny Holly.

Oh no.

- What?

- Bunny Holly, Buddy Holly?

Buddy Holly, Bunny Holly?

- No one will ever think of that

in a million years but you.

Hi there.

- Mmm. - Hah!

I cannot wait to go tell my boss

to jump in a lake.

- He already fired you.

- Let's not drudge up the past, okay?

Let's celebrate.

Oh my gosh, look at this!

That's me in six months.

And that, that is you.

I am gonna buy a mink stole too,

five evening gowns, a pair of shoes

for every outfit I own!

Let's eat.

♪ You ain't got time to take a ride ♪

♪ Yakkety yak, don't go back ♪

- [Sportscaster] Bottom of the ninth here,

Laroux steps in, the last chance for his club.

Two men on and two out.

(bell dinging)

There's a slight breeze blowing on right field.

- Come on.

I'm starving, hello. - If he can get a hold

of one at Mike Carey if he can set up in the bridge.

- Mhmmm, you have no idea

how much we're gonna enjoy this!

- [Sportscaster] Knocks the dirt out of his spikes.

- Mmm.

Mmmm. - Oh, mm!

- Oh.

(both laughing)

- Sorry.

We just got out of prison.

- May I borrow your salt and pepper?

Thanks.

- Let's go over it again.

- Merit demerit schedule.

- Horseradish.

Hello?

Right there, excuse me.

- Merit demerit schedule.

A bunny who earns a hundred merits

is awarded the sum of 25 dollars.

A bunny who gets a hundred demerits

is dismissed from the Playboy Club.

- Wow, that's harsh.

- Ketchup.

- Ketchup!

The girl needs ketchup down here?

Thank you.

- Merits cancel out demerits

at the rate of one merit for every one demerit.

- Steak sauce, hi.

It is a steak, you know?

- Chewing gum in front of a customer, 10 demerits.

- A bunny must present herself

in the most pleasing and professional manner possible.

Chives, I need chives so bad.

Come on.

Thanks so much.

What-didididi, stop, stop.

Little bit here.

Okay, whoa whoa whoa, tututut!

Stop when I say stop.

- That's what you get.

- Calling in your drink order.

(Holly slurping)

Hello?

Can we get two more of this please?

- You know what?

Do you have a dessert menu?

(bat whacking)

- [Announcer] And it's deep!

(crowd cheering)

- I have got to have a piece of pie

or I will die.

- I am Miranda Montel

and I will be your bunny mother.

Your teacher, your boss, your friend.

In the tradition of the famous Ziegfield Follies girl,

the bunny has become the quintessence

of the American female.

Today, bunny is the synonym

for the beautiful, glamorous, elegant ladies

you will all become.

As a bunny, you have joined a company of girls

who with good reason,

are both respected and admired.

As a bunny once said,

you are holding the top job in America

for a young girl today.

So, chins up.

Stand tall and let's begin!

The bunny stance.

(singer vocalizing)

♪ Pretty pretty pretty little angel eyes ♪

♪ Angel eyes ♪

♪ I really love you so ♪

♪ Angel eyes ♪

♪ I'll never let you go ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ My darling angel eyes ♪

♪ Pretty pretty pretty little angel eyes ♪

Write this down.

It's all about presentation.

Present the bunny image.

If you are right-handed...

Warm.

Your left leg goes forward.

Lovely.

You arch your back.

Bright.

Tuck in your hips.

And friendly.

- Friendly. - Come on, write this down.

The bunny dip.

The Playboy Club keys.

You roll your shoulder back.

The initial key.

And lock your elbow into your hip bone.

And the very special C-1 keyholders

are friends of Mr. Hefner.

- [Ruby] C-1 is mucho moolah.

- Always point your tail

in the direction of the person you're serving.

- Wow.

That's a really good dip.

(singer vocalizing)

(girls gasping)

♪ Angel eyes ♪

♪ I really love you so ♪

♪ Angel eyes ♪

♪ I'll never let you go ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ My darling angel eyes ♪

♪ Pretty pretty pretty little angel eyes ♪

(singer vocalizing)

- Look at her.

She's copying us.

(both clapping)

- Thank you. (laughing)

- Okay.

How do I look?

- If we leave it there, it'll turn into a cocoon.

- Oh gosh, help.

- [Ruby] Okay.

- [Holly] Thanks.

- Tub of lard.

You better lay off the mashed potatoes

or they're gonna throw you overboard

and use you as an anchor.

- I gained another pound.

- What are those?

- Diet pills.

When you eat like I do, you need the pills.

- Okay Hollywood, you're next.

- I ate a big meal last night.

- Oh yeah?

Let me guess.

You splurged and you had two grapes

with your soda cracker.

(upbeat music) (girls chattering)

- What do we do again if someone gets fresh?

- [Girls] Gentlemen, you're not allowed

to touch the bunnies.

- And that works?

What if they don't pay attention to the rules?

- Oh baby, with this ridiculous costume

comes a lot of power.

All you have to do is learn how to use it.

If that doesn't work, well then there's always,

Ben!

Oh, Ben, I'm sorry, I thought I had a run, but okay.

Thanks.

- Okay, Evie, you're in the showroom.

And Judy, Denise and Nancy, you're in the lounge.

Come on.

- Come on, girls.

- [Ruby] See, we'll be fine.

- She seems nice.

- Oh and she's real smart too.

Hey Evie, what's that word of yours

that I like so much?

- Zygote.

- Zygote, dammit, sounds so smart.

I wish I could figure out a way

to use them on customers, like,

that martini reminds me so much of a zygote.

(Evie laughing)

- [Woman] I can't believe it!

- [Bunny] What?

- What happened to her?

- Too many demerits.

Honey, that's why I say

you need to stay on your toes

and save your money.

Have a good night.

- All right, girls.

Time to go on.

- Here we go.

♪ Gee whiz ♪

♪ Look at his eyes ♪

♪ Gee whiz ♪

♪ How they hypnotize ♪

- The two of you wait for me over there.

I need to talk to Ben.

- Okay.

- Ben?

Two girls in four.

- This keeps running up. - Bro, hey hey hey.

- [Man] Ooh, yeah.

- I'll put Holly in the Premiere Lounge

and Ruby in the Showroom?

- All right, that's good.

- That's okay? - Mhmm.

So, you ready?

- Is Herb gonna be here?

- Who?

- Herb Hefner.

- No, Herb will not be here.

Okay.

Look pretty, think happy.

Go ahead, go.

Ben, really keep an eye on them.

- Who's Herb?

- Oh, jeepers.

♪ I hope our love will grow and grow ♪

♪ 'Cause gee whiz ♪

♪ I love that guy ♪

♪ Gee whiz ♪

♪ How they hypnotize ♪

♪ He's got everything ♪

- I forgot, what do we do first?

- Go to the bar, grab a tray.

- Right, tray.

Then what?

- Just follow me.

♪ Gee whiz ♪

♪ He's all a joy ♪

♪ Gee whiz ♪

♪ I could fan it, boy ♪

♪ It's all of us, it's paradise ♪

♪ I hope I'm not his decoy ♪

♪ Heaven up above ♪

♪ Knows how much ♪

♪ I love that fella so ♪

♪ Angels sing of the love that rings ♪

♪ I hope our love will grow and grow ♪

♪ 'Cause gee whiz ♪

♪ I love that guy ♪

♪ Gee whiz ♪

♪ My my oh my ♪

- Come on, girls.

Over here.

- Uh-oh, fresh lambs for the slaughter.

- Hey, Corky, be nice.

They're smarter than you.

- Yeah, but they're not as cute. (clicking tongue)

- All right.

Time to make money.

Good luck.

- Oh, wait.

♪ I could find in a boy ♪

♪ It's so nice, it's paradise ♪

- Hello.

I'm your bunny Ruby.

May I see the member's key please?

And your name please?

- Stevenson. - Oh, C-1.

And how may I serve you this evening?

- Any way you like, honey.

God I'm lucky.

Look at me, talking to the most beautiful bunny in the room.

- Thank you, Mr. Stevenson.

- James.

♪ I hope our love will grow and grow ♪

♪ 'Cause gee whiz ♪

♪ I love that guy ♪

- It's a good night for starting out.

Bears have their first season game.

- And that's good?

- Yeah, it's the Bears.

- Whatever you say.

- It's just that those people won't show up till later.

You want me to introduce you to any of the players

if they come in?

- You can if you want.

It doesn't matter.

- (chuckling) You must not be from Chicago.

- Oh, it's that obvious?

- It's not a bad thing.

- Oh, well, here goes nothin'.

- Honey, I believe you're over there.

- Oh, thanks.

- Good luck.

Behave.

- I'm working, I'm working.

- I bet.

♪ Heaven up above ♪

♪ Knows how much ♪

♪ I love that fella so ♪

- Hello.

Sorry it came up,

I had a little frog in my throat.

- Let's hope it doesn't jump out.

(men laughing)

- I'm your bunny Holly.

♪ Whoa nelly ♪

(blues rock music)

- And I'm your Chubby Checker.

- I'm the Elvis Presley.

♪ I love that guy ♪

- You okay?

- Sure, right.

May I see your member's key please?

- Oh, that's me.

Here you go.

- And your name, sir?

- Mayor Richard Daley.

(men laughing)

Andy Peterson.

- You really had me going.

Would you care for a drink, sir?

- Scotch and water.

- Slow Screw.

- I think you're getting a Playboy Bunny confused

with some other kind of girl.

- No, no, a Slow Screw, the drink.

- And would you like that in a mug

for an extra $1.50?

♪ His decoy ♪

- Uh-oh, what happened?

- A Slow Screw?

- Already?

It's a sloe gin and orange juice.

- And a Cutty Sark and water.

Sorry, I got the order wrong.

And I don't remember the glasses or the garnishes.

I'm gonna stink at this.

- It's okay, it happens to everybody.

Oops, no touching the bunnies.

Bad hand.

♪ I hope our love will grow and grow ♪

♪ 'Cause gee whiz ♪

♪ I love that guy ♪

♪ Gee whiz ♪

- How you doing?

- I just accused a man of calling me a prostitute

when he wanted a sloe gin and orange juice.

Other than that, I'm great.

- Scotch, two Bourbon, Martini dry and a Tom Collins in mug.

- You sold a mug already?

- I was born for this.

♪ Gee whiz ♪

(crowd applauding)

- (sighing) Hello, I'm your Bunny Holly.

If I had to say that one more time tonight

I think I would die.

- Oh, we're on our way, Holly,

we are on our way.

- Yeah?

Where exactly are we going?

- I feel like Jesse James.

- Put that away before someone sees you!

- Oh, Holly Merryweather Tanner.

I met a guy tonight, a real dream.

And he's rich too.

- In the club, are you nuts?

You could get fired for just telling him your last name.

- Ah, but he has a C-1 key.

- Whatever you say, Ruby.

Just wake me when the bus comes.

(light piano music)

(light jazz music)

- She takes the celery, swirls it about the glass

and dips it over the rim for two!

Bunny Holly has once again successfully garnished

a Bloody Mary.

- Stop it, Corky.

- Uh-oh, I see a grin.

I think she likes me.

- You two would make a cute couple.

- And I'd be out of a job.

- Oh, who needs money when you have me?

- I'm a tripper.

No I'm not.

Hey, hey, you, bunny girl.

- Excuse me sir, I'm trying to work.

- Since when do they take the play out of playmates?

- I'm not a playmate, I'm a bunny.

- Ooh.

- It's a pleasure serving you, gentlemen.

- So, can I buy you, can I buy you,

can I buy you a drink?

You and your two round friends here.

- Bunnies aren't allowed to drink with the customers.

- I'm not a normal customer, and I am.

And I'm in love with your tail.

- You're not allowed to touch the bunny.

- Oh, it's only touching your tail.

We can save the rest for later.

Oh, ah!

(glasses shattering)

Ugh!

- Oh!

(glasses shattering)

I'm so, sorry, sir. - What the hell?

- Ben!

The room director will be here to help you.

- [Man] Room director?

Room director?

- May I see your key, sir?

- Your poor parents.

They must be so ashamed.

- Wow, look at that girl.

♪ Oh whoa ♪

(somber jazz R&B music)

♪ Whoa ♪

- He'll have his key taken away from him.

- I'm from a place where

if a guy gets fresh you call his father

and he gets a whupping.

- You ever hear of Rowing Fork, Kansas?

- No.

- It's the kind of place where if a boy gets fresh

you call his father and he gets a whupping.

That's where I'm from.

And if I'd had stayed,

I'd be married with six kids,

piles of dirty laundry

and a complete set of grapefruit smoothies.

Oh yeah and if I were really lucky,

I'd be a checkout girl at the corner market.

We're both a long way from home, Holly.

- I'm sorry.

Maybe I'm just not cut out for this.

♪ So blue ♪

(Ruby groaning and sighing)

- Holly?

I heard what happened, I'm sorry.

- Ruby, don't say anything, okay?

But I'm giving my notice at the club.

- What?

Just like that?

Holly, one lousy drunk comes on to you and you crumble?

Do you have any idea how much money we made this week?

♪ So blue ♪

(Ruby sighing)

♪ Oh yeah ♪

(energetic guitar music)

♪ Wake up little Susie, wake up ♪

♪ Wake up ♪

Good morning, sunshine.

Wake up.

Come on, you have to come with me

to look at an apartment.

We have an appointment in one hour.

- I can't move.

- Oh I know, those trays are so heavy, aren't they?

Let me get you a cup of coffee.

♪ What am I gonna tell your mama ♪

♪ What am I gonna tell your pop ♪

♪ What am I gonna tell our friends when they say ♪

- Just because you're being nice to me

doesn't mean that I'm gonna change my mind.

- Sugar?

- Two.

♪ Well I told your mama ♪

♪ That you'd be in by 10 ♪

- Where is it?

- Close to work.

♪ Wake up little Susie ♪

- Wow, saucer even.

♪ We gotta go home ♪

♪ What am I gonna tell our friends when they say ♪

- [Ruby] Tada!

The Playboy Mansion.

They took a vote, we're in.

- [Holly] Ruby.

- [Ruby] Please, just take a look.

Wow. - Jeez Louise.

- [Ruby] This is my kind of place.

- All this for just one guy?

- Oh, lots of people come here.

Lenny Bruce, Leroy Neiman.

- Oh. - Liz Taylor.

- Liz Taylor stays here?

- Well, mostly they come to the parties.

But some stay at guests too.

Come on.

(light orchestral music)

- Look at the furniture, it's fabulous expensive.

- (gasping) A piano!

- You play?

- Her mom made her take classes with Mr. Frank.

- Play something, Holly.

- No.

- Go on, Holly, play.

- Okay.

(light piano music)

- Wow, look at all this art.

Is it real?

- Yeah, originals.

It's pretty cool, huh?

- Oh, look at that one.

Poor guy must have been drunk when he painted that.

- It's called "Woman By The Straight Line".

It's intentional.

You know, abstract art.

- (chuckling) I was just testing you.

- And. - Food!

- 24 hours a day, whatever you want.

And wait till you taste it.

- But just to be able to eat again.

- Makes the job just a little bit sweeter?

- Am I missing something?

- Okay.

- You got yourself two new tenants.

(upbeat music)

- Bunny bowling.

- Do we have to pay extra for this?

- Yeah.

♪ Wake up little Susie, wake up ♪

♪ The movie wasn't so hot ♪

♪ It didn't have much of a plot ♪

♪ We fell asleep ♪

- Oh, I can't do this anymore, Denise.

- Just five more minutes.

Jack Lalaine says that's all it takes

to redistribute your weight.

- You've been sitting in that sauna huh, not bad.

- Ruby, you're late again.

- I know, but you covered for me, didn't you?

James just wouldn't let me go.

- Hey Olive Oyl, come on.

Come on.

Come on, I ain't gonna bite you.

Let's see if you can even get the dial to move.

Another pound.

That's seven.

I'd say you're losing a pound a week.

Let me guess, you're dressing up

as a toothpick for Halloween.

- I just haven't felt very well lately.

- Yeah, me either.

- [Newscaster] In Alabama today,

the 21st of November, 1961, the unrest continues.

Riots broke out early this morning

in response to the latest freedom riot into Birmingham.

Several negro residents were severely beaten.

Attempts to force the desegregation of a state

that is so far refusing to grant negroes equality

has led to repeated bouts of violence and bloodshed.

(radio clacking)

- Prayers for your family, honey.

- Georgia, Ruby, Holly.

Oh, hell, any of you that don't have anywhere to go

for Thanksgiving, you're all welcome to come to my house.

Ray and I are making a turkey. - Aw!

- Except you, fella.

- Well, that's okay by me

because I got a date.

- Woo!

(girls cheering)

- He's loaded and I ain't bringing him

around you vultures.

(everyone laughing)

- Oh my gosh.

So then, Holly goes up to this guy

and she says to the drunk,

"Hello, I'm your Bunny Holly."

- I swear.

- And he puts his hand on her thigh

and he says "Hold on out, honey,

I can only talk to one of you at a time."

(everyone laughing)

- [Woman] You remember the guy who always had an erection?

- Oh my god. - No, no, no, oh.

- He couldn't order a drink

without getting a total teepee.

- [Ruby] What was his name?

- Oh I don't know what his name was.

- I think it was something like Weiner?

- No, no, no, no, Woody! (all laughing)

- No, darlings, it was Jonesy.

(Evie laughing)

- Did you serve him, Evie? - It was so bad.

- What?

- Did you serve?

- Oh, Ray, don't be so serious.

- No, Evie.

I wanna know.

Did you serve him?

- Ray, relax, he was harmless.

- Excuse me.

- [Evie] Ray!

(sighing) Excuse me.

Ray!

Ray.

Ray. - What?

- What are you doing?

- What am I doing?

I can't handle this anymore.

And I can't just sit there and listen to you

talk like that to your friends!

- What are you talking about?

My god, we're just joking around?

- [Ray] Just joking around?

I'm tired of this whole job you've got.

- Ruby, maybe you should eat something.

- Oh, I'm just not very hungry tonight.

- I can't make this kind of money doing anything else,

what do you want me to do?

- You might as well just be a prostitute.

I mean what am I supposed to tell people?

What am I supposed to tell my friends at school?

My wife is working as a Playboy bunny?

Ridiculous!

- [Evie] Then you go put yourself through school!

- [Ray] Fine, maybe I will!

- Get out!

I quit college and bust my butt to pay his tuition

and he has the nerve to be jealous?

He thinks that I go to work to pick up men.

I mean, it's not like there's any other job

that I could get that's gonna pay that well.

- Amen, sister.

(tires screeching in distance)

- Well thanks for dinner, Evie.

It's really lovely.

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ You did something to me ♪

- Hi, I'm- - Your Bunny Ruby.

- How may I- - Serve you tonight?

- So, what can I get you folks?

♪ I couldn't sleep at all last night ♪

- Hi.

I'm your Bunny Georgia.

Now what can I get you all this evening?

♪ When I was tossing and turning ♪

♪ Turning and tossing ♪

♪ Tossing and turning all night ♪

♪ Jumped out of bed ♪

♪ Turned on the light ♪

♪ I pulled down the sheet ♪

- [Miranda] Holly, Holly.

♪ Roll up the shade ♪

♪ Turned off the light ♪

♪ I jumped back into bed ♪

♪ It was the middle of the night ♪

She's amazing.

♪ This clock now stay was striking four ♪

- Hi. - Congratulations,

miss Bunny of the Week.

- Thank you.

♪ I heard the milkman at the door ♪

♪ 'Cause I was tossing and turning ♪

♪ Tossing and turning all night ♪

♪ Jumped out of bed ♪

♪ Turned on the lights ♪

- No earrings and no gum.

♪ She went to the kitchen from the height ♪

♪ Rolled up the shade, turned off the light ♪

♪ I jumped up into bed ♪

♪ It was the middle of the night ♪

- [Holly] Dear mom and dad,

Chicago's great. - That's a lot of money there.

- Yeah, I'm sending it home.

♪ I heard the milkman at the door ♪

♪ 'Cause I was tossing and turning ♪

♪ Turning and tossing ♪

♪ Tossing and turning all night ♪

♪ Ba-baby I was tossing ♪

- Ruby has 53 demerits, hmm, hmm, hmm.

♪ I look at the mountains ♪

♪ I look at the sun ♪

♪ I look at everything ♪

♪ Mother nature has done ♪

♪ And I wanna know why can't ♪

♪ I find a love of my own ♪

- The girl of my dreams.

- Yeah, she's great, isn't she?

- Not her, you.

Here's to Bunny of the Week for the third week in a row.

- You know, somebody's gonna take you seriously

and we'll both get demerits.

- Yeah, as long as you take me seriously.

♪ So I sit down, sit down ♪

(Ruby chuckling)

♪ Don't think the thing over ♪

♪ Is it something I've done ♪

- So we just call later.

♪ I look at flowers ♪

- I gotta go.

♪ In foolish blue ♪

♪ I should be happy ♪

♪ But I'm filled with gloom ♪

♪ And I wanna know why ♪

♪ Can't I find a love of my own ♪

- I think you better get back to work.

♪ Why can't I find a love ♪

- I will see you later, alligator.

- I hope so.

♪ Of my own ♪

- Good night, you guys. - Holly,

You were so good tonight. - Good night.

- Good night.

I'll see you guys, bye. - Thank you.

- Be good. - Oh, all of a sudden.

Be good. - Good night.

- Good night, Corky.

- Good night.

Wait, let me walk you.

Yeah.

- It's quiet out.

Kind of reminds me of home.

- Do you miss home?

- Sometimes.

- Me too.

(chuckling) What?

- Nothing.

- Well, it's not a Rolls Royce, but it's...

I can give you a ride home if you...

- Can I give you a ride home, Holly?

- Oh.

Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.

Good night, Corky.

(light romantic music)

- [Everyone] Shh, shh!

Surprise!

(all laughing)

♪ Jingle bells, someone tell ♪

♪ Holly it's her day ♪

♪ And her family of bunny friends ♪

♪ Are here to celebrate hey ♪

♪ Jingle bells, someone tell ♪

♪ Holly it's her day ♪

♪ And her family of bunny friends are here to celebrate, hey ♪

(everyone cheering)

- Open mine first, open mine first, open mine first.

Open it, open it!

(paper ripping)

- The Northwestern University handbook!

- I'll help you apply if you want.

- Thank you, Evie.

- You're welcome.

- All right, open mine.

- All right, all right!

(everyone gasping)

- I designed it myself.

- You made this?

- Yeah, only my sewing machine broke at the end

so I had to stitch up the back by hand.

- Oh, Ruby, it's fabulous!

Thank you.

- Oh my god.

Who'd have thought old skin and bones

could have this kind of talent?

- Boy, now there's a compliment.

- Who said it was a compliment?

- Try it on, try it on, try it on.

- No, no, she has another one to open first, from me.

First this.

25 dollars for 100 merits.

(everyone gasping)

- Oh, Holly!

(everyone clapping)

- And.

This.

(everyone gasping)

- Holy cow!

(Holly gasping) (drum rolling)

(everyone cheering) (light music)

♪ Oh bunny girl ♪

♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪

♪ From club to club ♪

♪ And down to the mansion ♪

♪ Chicago's best ♪

♪ Or Hef's fine bunnies ♪

♪ Oh Holly Tanner ♪

♪ Best Bunny girl, we love you so ♪

- You're the best bunny I've ever had.

(crowd cheering)

You earned it.

- Oh!

(girls awing)

- Holly, try your ears on!

(upbeat jazz music)

- There was a smart mob boss

who decided to hire a deaf mute as his accountant

'cause he couldn't talk.

One day he discovers there's a million dollars missing

from the bank account.

So he hires an interpreter and he wants to grill the guy.

He says "Ask him how much money's in the bank account."

The interpreter goes "How much money

is in the bank account?"

The guy goes, "It's all there, there's two million dollars."

And so the mob guy goes "Look, tell him

there's a million dollars missing

and I wanna know where it is."

He goes, "There's a million dollars missing.

I wanna know where it is."

And the mute goes "I don't know what you're talking about.

It's all there."

The mob guy takes out a gun and says "Listen you,

I'm gonna blow your head off

if you don't tell me where the money is!"

(drum hitting)

The interpreter goes, "Listen you."

You know, he had the accent too.

He goes, "Listen you.

I'm gonna blow your head off

if you don't tell me where the money is!"

The mute guy's freaking out,

his arms are a million a mile minute.

He goes "It's under my bed, it's under my bed,

it's under my bed!"

And the interpreter looks at the mob guy, he says,

"He says he thinks you're bluffing."

(audience laughing)

True story, true story.

(audience applauding)

- Gin and tonic.

Scotch and soda.

Oh, no, no, no.

Whiskey Sour.

Cuba Libre?

Oh, I don't remember what order they go into.

- Whiskey Sour, Scotch and Soda, Gin and Tonic, Cuba Libre.

Just remember, Whales Swimming Gather No Coral.

- What?

- The first letters.

- Oh, okay.

Gee, thanks Holly, you're the best.

- Hey look, I got my first $50 tip!

- Ooh girl, I love those.

You know what, you have become one good little bunny.

- [Holly] Thanks.

- And I'm really gonna miss you.

- Miss me?

Where are you going?

- Back home to Alabama.

I wanna see if my family's okay and everything.

- Wow, I knew you were thinking about it

but aren't you scared?

- Scared?

It's my home.

- Oh, Georgia.

- Hey, it's gonna be okay.

- You're gonna come back though, right?

- Now, Holly.

Where's a gal like me gonna make money this good?

- His wife says "Wow, can you do that again?"

He says "I don't think so.

I don't think I can fit another roll up my tush!"

(drum rolling)

- Get some cigarettes?

Ma'am, would you like some?

- Hey, how you doing, Rube?

- Great.

- I missed you the last couple nights after work.

- Been busy.

- Well I tried on the dress.

It's incredible.

- That's great.

Look, I've gotta work, so.

- You know, I'm gonna wear it to the New Year's Eve party.

- Great.

- It's good to see you're doing your fashions again.

Haven't seen much of that lately.

Ruby, please.

You're my best friend.

Please don't be mad at me

because I got the black suit and you didn't.

- (chuckling) It's just an outfit.

(bluesy jazz music)

♪ Ooh bunny girl ♪

- Hey Ruby, look at the dress!

Ruby?

Ruby, wake up.

You're missing the New Years Eve Party.

Ruby, wake up.

Ruby?

Dammit, Ruby.

Ruby, wake up!

Ruby, wake up, wake up!

You've been sleeping all day.

- I was having the most amazing dream.

- Did it go something like this?

Dammit Ruby, you've gotta stop taking those pills!

They're messing you all up,

I hardly recognize you!

- I will be recognizable in exactly 10 minutes.

Ugh!

Party time.

(energetic dance music)

- Va-va-va-voom.

- Stop it, Corky.

- I am looking at the most beautiful girl in the room.

Except for Ruby, of course.

- And don't you forget it.

I will see you two little love bunnies later.

- She's a big girl, Holly.

She knows what she's doing.

- I don't think she does.

- Happy New Years, gentlemen.

Hi, James.

- My god.

Don't you look delicious.

- Oh, you like it?

- We should have New Years more often.

- Excuse us gentlemen,

there's something I need to discuss

with this handsome man.

Hope you don't mind me dragging you away.

- Mind?

I was just biding my time

waiting for you to come down.

You hungry?

There's a fabulous buffet in the dining hall.

- No, no, no, I'm not eating tonight.

I'm just drinking.

It's easier for me to watch the figure.

- Well, I trust I'll get to see

a little bit more of it later.

- Holly.

There's someone I'd like you to meet.

This is James, remember?

- It's nice to meet you, James.

- Wow.

It's nice to meet you, Holly.

That's a fabulous dress, my dear.

- Ruby designed it for me.

- Hidden talents.

- She designed her own dress too.

- My goodness.

We're in the company of an artist.

So, Bunny Holly.

You gonna sing Peggy Sue for me? (laughing)

(both laughing)

- Girl needs a refill.

Here you go.

- No, thank you.

- Oh, wait.

You can go.

- [Holly] Remember we have to work tomorrow.

- Yes, mom.

♪ But even in the winter's prime ♪

- [Corky] Guess who?

- You're touching a bunny, Corky.

- How did you get that so fast?

- I'm a bunny genius.

- Mmm.

You having a good time?

- It's okay.

- Good, you hate it.

I have a birthday surprise for you.

- My birthday was last week

and you sent me flowers.

- I didn't say birthday present.

I said birthday surprise.

And traditionally the surprise comes after the present.

- Okay.

- Good, you have to come with me upstairs.

- Right, nice try.

- No, it's nothing like that.

Just come with me.

Trust me.

Voila, right in here, let me get the lights.

Ah.

Ooh, Hef's private stash.

- Are we supposed to be in here?

- Yeah, it's okay, we have permission.

Sort of. (clears throat)

Yeah, come right his way.

One way right there.

Don't you love that?

Now, Miss Bunny Holly,

I'd like to introduce you to the Chicago Bears.

- (chuckling) This is my surprise?

- Yeah, I'm gonna teach you about football.

Don't you wanna learn?

- I believe I do.

- Good.

My Bears are playing the Vikings.

They're from Minnesota.

You know where that is, right?

- Yes I know where Minnesota is.

- See, I love this.

It's gonna be very easy.

Now, the Vikings have this new quarterback,

Fran Tarkington, who we, me and you, hate.

He made four touchdown passes in his very first game.

But the Bears have some new guys too.

They have this tight end Mike Ditka.

He's becoming an instant star,

he's got a very good sense of strategy.

I think one day he'll coach.

Don't worry, this is just the background info.

You ready?

- Yeah.

- All right.

(parade music)

Ditka on the cross.

He's got it!

No, Ditka's that guy.

No, he's that guy!

He's completely confusing the opposition!

HE's completely confusing me.

But whatever it is, it's working

because he's on the 10, he's on the five.

He's back on the 20, that's okay.

He's moving forward.

He's one on one, one man to beat.

10, five, touchdown Ditka!

The man cannot be stopped.

The audience is going crazy,

all 82,342 on their feet screaming!

(imitating crowd cheering)

(light romantic music)

I've always wanted to be an announcer.

- You'd be great.

You should do it.

- Here's the pitch.

Ball forward, Corky's gonna-

- No more football.

(buzzer buzzing)

- That was baseball.

(girls laughing)

♪ Ruby Ruby ♪

♪ How I want you ♪

- This champagne is making me stupid.

- Oh, don't worry, no one will notice.

- Are you sure?

- I'm pretty sure.

♪ Each time I see you baby ♪

♪ My heart rhymes ♪

♪ Oh, there's Ruby ♪

♪ I tell you I'm gonna steal you away from all those guys ♪

♪ Oh there was whoa oh ♪

♪ From the happy day I met you now ♪

♪ I made a bet that I was going to get you now ♪

♪ Ruby Ruby Ruby will you be mine ♪

♪ Hear me talking ♪

♪ Big time now ♪

♪ Ruby will you be mine ♪

(crowd applauding)

- I'm hot.

- Me too.

- Wanna go for a swim, cool off?

- In my gown?

- Oh, definitely not in your gown.

- But you do like my gown, don't you?

- I love the gown.

I love the bunny in it.

- Do you really?

- I do, really.

- Then let's go for that swim.

♪ Of love is in your eyes ♪

♪ But will you love me tomorrow ♪

- Miranda.

When do I get the black suit?

I'm a loved bunny, I deserve it.

- Sweetheart, maybe you should slow down a little.

- It's a party, remember?

- Let's take a walk, shall we?

Excuse us, please.

- [James] I thought we were going swimming.

- We are.

- Do you think that's wise?

- I'm not gonna drown.

- Ruby, I know you can take care of yourself

but you have to realize that these men

expect certain things.

- Like a girl being on the pill?

You see?

I can take care of myself, bunny mom.

♪ But will my heart be broken ♪

(cymbals crashing)

- All right, so Guido and Guidat,

they're having difficulty making love

so they go to a marriage counselor.

- Stop poking. - You, you.

- You don't even know.

You don't know what you're talking about.

- I know!

(men laughing)

- Can I get you gentlemen another drink

or shall I close out your tab?

- Hey, hey, kidman, look.

It's little Dorothy.

- Ooh, come to lead us down the yellow brick road?

To the land of the munchkins and behind the secret curtain!

Shake me away, Dorothy.

- My name is Holly.

(men laughing)

- Listen, okay.

- No kissing the bunnies.

- No, no, no.

It's no touching the bunnies.

- [Standup Comedian] I love you people, listen.

- So I can kiss you if I don't touch you, right?

(men laughing)

- I'm a Playboy Bunny.

I take pride in my job.

I'm not some kind of floozy.

And furthermore, gentlemen,

I believe kissing is a very personal thing.

And I don't know you.

♪ Bunny girls ♪

- [Ben] Everything all right here?

- Everything's fine.

Enjoy your evening, gentlemen.

- You mess with my bunnies, you mess with me.

All right?

Hey, Holly.

(men snickering)

Where's Ruby?

- She had a doctor's appointment.

They probably made her wait.

- Hey, you're on break, take five.

- Pull on at 60 or 70 dimes.

(cymbal crashing)

(light orchestral music)

- Kissing is a very personal thing to me too.

- We're gonna get caught.

- [Corky] So?

- So. - So?

- So. - So?

So I'm falling in love with you.

- I have to go.

(light orchestral music)

- Hey! - Welcome back, oh!

- It's good to see you.

Where's my girls? - Georgia!

- [Evie] Georgia!

I missed you fricking so much!

- Well you know, it's nothing like a little jaunt

in the land of inequality to make you appreciate

what you got.

- [Evie] Come here, girl!

- Why are you so late?

And you're a wreck.

- Georgia! - Welcome back!

- Georgia!

You're back! - Thanks, sweetie.

It's good to be back.

Look, I'm just gonna throw on some war paint

and do up my do,

because look out, money clips, here I come.

- [Woman] Woohoo!

- I missed you.

♪ Bombobobombobombobombom ♪

♪ Bobobombobobomdadangdadangdang ♪

♪ Adingadongdingdo ♪

- Okay, Ruby, you take table number 11.

Ruby, isn't that your friend James?

♪ Bombobobombobombobombom ♪

♪ Bobobombobobomdadangdadangdang ♪

♪ Adingadongding ♪

♪ Blue moon ♪

(somber guitar music)

(Ruby sobbing)

- In spite of her deeply rooted dislike,

she could not be insensible to the complement

of such a man's affection.

(sighing) It's brilliant.

- Do you think I would look good as a redhead?

- Dumb redhead doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

- Has anyone seen Ruby?

- Oh, yeah, I think she's in the shower.

(Ruby sobbing)

- Ruby?

- Go away!

Can't you just leave me alone?

- [Holly] He's just a guy.

- No.

He was the guy.

- He just turned your head a little.

You can do way better than him.

- Better?

The guy was a millionaire.

- Oh, big deal!

- He said he loved me.

- I knew he was trouble the minute I met him.

- Well at least I'm not stuck making goo goo eyes

at some drip who's never gonna go anywhere.

- Why are you getting mad at me?

I didn't do anything.

- That's because you never do anything

unless I make you.

- What is the matter with you?

Why are you acting like this?

- Oh I don't have to act like this.

I can just roll over and play dead

every time I have a problem.

- Oh, I see.

- [Ruby] I doubt it.

- And you face your problems dead on?

- Damn right!

- Like giving up your dreams

of being the next Coco Chanel

because your middle aged boss

didn't like your design?

- Holly, that was survival.

- And is it survival to throw yourself at some rich guy

because you can't face the fact

that you don't make the grade?

- I don't make the grade?

I am the best bunny out there!

- You're sitting at 95 demerits.

- So what?

I'm certainly better than you.

- Oh my god.

You're jealous.

- Right, that's a good one.

- You can't stand the fact that you're not

in control of my life anymore, can you?

- Your life is tiny and safe.

Your life is beige corduroy.

- I'm going back to work.

- You do that.

You know, you wouldn't even have that job

if it weren't for me.

- You think whatever you need to.

(soft music)

- Attention, attention girlies, gather round.

The holidays are long gone.

Eggnog, stuffing, gingerbread,

these are just some of the treats

that turn cute little bunnies into big fat hippos.

So waddle on up to the scale

and let's get this disaster over with.

- Holly, take Ruby's assignment in the showroom.

- But Miranda, I'm sure she has a really good excuse.

- She probably just missed her bus and just-

- Actually, I just saw her and...

- What?

- I'm sorry.

You're over 100.

(somber blues music)

♪ So long ♪

♪ I don't wanna see you go ♪

♪ But boy you had better go now ♪

♪ Go now, go now ♪

♪ Go now ♪

♪ Before you see me cry ♪

♪ We've already said ♪

♪ So long ♪

♪ Oooh ♪

♪ I don't wanna see you go ♪

♪ But boy you had better go now ♪

♪ Go now, go now ♪

♪ Go now ♪

♪ Don't you even try ♪

♪ Go now ♪

- Hi, I'm your Bunny Holly.

Think thin, be happy, and smile.

Think thin, be happy, smile!

I'm your Bunny Holly.

Think thin, stand straight, be happy.

I'm your Bunny Holly.

Hello, I'm your Bunny Holly.

Think thin, stand straight, be happy and smile.

- There you are.

Oh no, no, don't turn it off on account of me.

- It's okay.

I don't know what it does

except for move my fanny.

- Mhmm, but how would you like to move your fanny

to New York?

- New York?

- They're opening a new club there

and they want a few of the top bunnies

to go there and train the new ones, and,

I don't know, I think you fall into that classification.

- New York, wow.

- It's a big country out there.

You might as well see it.

Is it Corky?

He'd follow you to the ends of the earth.

- No, it's not Corky I'm worried about.

(sewing machines whirring)

Ruby?

- Holly.

- You got your old job back.

- I begged.

- Ruby, please.

I have something to say to you

and I want you to listen to me.

This is the high point of my life, Ruby.

I'm a really good Playboy Bunny.

(marching band music)

♪ Bunny girls ♪

And I'm proud of that.

Being a bunny was just a stepping stone for you,

just one eye-opening stop on the road to a future

that will ultimately be rewarding to you

and to everyone you touch.

I know that better than anyone.

Ruby, you're the most inspired and inspiring person

I've ever known.

If you want to be a clothing designer,

you'll be the best one there is!

Better than Gucci or Pucci or Rucci!

I believe in you, Ruby.

And you have to start believing in yourself again too.

♪ Bunny girls ♪

What are you looking at?

(men chattering)

I'm moving to New York.

They're opening a new club there

and they're sending a few of us,

you know, to train the bunnies.

Well, I was thinking,

I'd like to have a couple new dresses.

You know, stylish ones.

I was hoping I could hire you to make them for me.

- (sighing) Holly.

I don't even own a sewing machine anymore.

- Yes you do.

Come on.

- Ta-da!

This is a brand new sewing machine

with a sewing thingy

and a thread thingy.

- Oh my god!

It's a Stop and Stich Electronic 338 Zig Zag

with a fashion disc!

I can't accept this.

- This is not a gift.

This is friendship.

(grand orchestral music)

- All aboard, track 23, all aboard!

- What you're doing is so great.

I mean, it sure does take a lot of guts.

I guess you're not going to Northwestern now, huh?

(gasping) Whoa girl, Columbia?

You sure are setting your sights high.

- I've come this far, I might as well shoot for the moon.

- Oh, good for you!

- That's terrific.

- I always knew you'd be the smart one anyway.

- Train number 49 now leaving the station.

New Yorker, all aboard!

- Where's Corky?

He promised he'd be here to say goodbye.

- It's me!

Holly!

Sorry.

Hey.

(women gasping)

- [Woman] Oh my god.

- You know, I was thinking.

The best place for me to start a career

in sports broadcasting would be New York.

- You're coming with me?

- You may have to pay the bills

until I get my big break.

- Wait!

Wait!

You can't leave without a proper goodbye.

I hope you like it.

It's the dress you want.

- Oh my god, I love it!

Didn't you say it was too plain?

- I was wrong.

It's classy.

Besides, I couldn't help myself.

I made a couple changes.

I lowered the neckline.

You know I can't help myself

when it comes to rhinestones, so.

- Thank you so much.

- [Conductor] All aboard!

- Oh, Holly, we gotta go.

- I miss you already.

- Bye. - Bye, Holly.

- Good luck!

- Bye, girls!

Bye, Ruby!

- Oh, Ruby, one last thing.

Will you design her wedding dress?

- Corky, is that a proposal?

You're not even on your knees!

I can't believe you're proposing off hand,

- [Corky] What do you say, Ruby?

- It would be my great honor.

(Corky laughing)

- Oh my god.

Ruby!

I was thinking off white, no train

with the really long veil!

- I'll send sketches!

- I can't wait!

I always love your sketches!

Bye, Ruby!

Bye, girls!

(upbeat music)

♪ Lalala ♪

♪ Lalalalalalalala ♪

♪ Lalalalalalalalala ♪

♪ Lalalalala ♪

(singer vocalizing)

(grand orchestral music)

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ Bunny ♪

♪ Lalalala la la la la ♪

♪ Bunny ♪

♪ Lalalala la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ Bunny girls ♪

♪ Lalalala ♪

♪ Bunny ♪

♪ Lalalalalalalala ♪

♪ Bunny ♪

♪ Lalalalalalalalalala ♪

♪ Lalalalala ♪

♪ Bunny girls ♪

♪ Lalalalala ♪

(soft music)