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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

or I think...

Hey, how are you? What a surprise.

Good, I know.

Hi. I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time.

Oh, yeah.

It's pretty busy here at the office, but I'm taking off soon.

What's up? What are you calling for?

Um, well, I was calling you because, as you know, I

am looking to going to college, and...

As you also know, applications require recommendation letters.

And my dad informed me that you have written a couple

of recommendation letters for some students and gotten them into some

good schools.

I know.

I guess I just wanted to call you and see if there was a chance you might

be able to write a recommendation letter for me.

Well, it depends which school we're talking. Are you trying to get into my

mater? I am, yeah.

It's such a good school. I have to try.

Okay, well, that's the right answer. That's definitely the right answer. We

can't have you go into the competition.

No.

You know what?

I'm actually very honored that you called me and asked me that. Is this

dad's idea?

No, no, please don't tell him I'm asking you. He would kill me. You know how

my dad can be sometimes.

Oh, yeah, he gets a little jealous sometimes.

Yeah, I think he's still bitter he didn't get in.

But you know what?

I'd actually prefer it stayed that way also, so that kind of worked out well.

Cool.

But yeah, are you still over on...

Yeah. No,

they went out of town, you know.

They're taking a little mini vacation to de -stress, you know, after all the

events that they've been up to, you know.

Oh, well, good for them. You've got to treat yourself every once in a while.

that's good.

Maybe I'll, again, we'll just keep this between you and I. Maybe I'll swing by

here in a little bit after I leave the office.

because it's super hectic down here. So maybe I'll text something up for you and

swing by. How does that work? That's amazing. Would you really do that?

That would be my honor.

That's so crazy. Thank you so, so much. Like, I'm ecstatic. I honestly am the

last person on my list to call, and I'm blown away. So thank you. I wish, like,

if there's anything I can do to repay you, please let me know. I'm excited.

Well, first, I should have been first on your list.

Guilty.

But. Second, since you bring it up, we could probably actually work out some

sort of payment.

As you know, I don't need any money.

No, yeah.

Are you still into the modeling and everything?

Yeah, yeah, of course. Definitely love it.

Yeah, I think I saw one of your print ads of you in lingerie. Are you still

doing that?

I am.

I am. I'm so embarrassed you saw that.

Well, how about this?

Why don't you set aside a nice little set of lingerie for me, and when I get

there to drop off the letter, you can do a little demonstration, a little

modeling for me.

Call it even.

Um, okay. I mean, just a little lingerie.

Yeah, it seems like a fair trade for acceptance into one of the best colleges

the world.

Yeah, yeah, it was just lingerie, right?

Yeah, no big deal.

Okay.

Sounds fair.

Sounds fair.

So I'll, yes, I'll see you in a couple hours then?

Yeah, sounds good.

I'll get typing right now.

Okay.

All right, we'll see you soon. Thank you. Bye, Brock.

Laundry, huh? Okay, fuck me. I mean,

it's just laundry.

It's a good school.

I hung in there.

Fuck me. Okay.

He is pretty fucking hot.

It better be worth it.

Oh, my God.

Why does he want me to run away?

Oh, my God. My dad's going to fucking kill me.

This is so weird. Okay.

It's fine.

I'm going to know.

Never hurt anybody.

Oh my god, I can't believe this is me.

Fuck me.

Oh my god, am I really doing this? Holy fuck, am I really doing this?

Shoes.

Thank you.

I think that's good.

I got my freaking clothes on, I can't even draw like this.

Right?

This is cute.

I haven't worn this in so fucking long.

This is fine.

Here's the vaccine, okay?

Bye now.

Hey, how are you? Good, how are you?

Great to see you. This is you, of course, as always.

Thank you so much for coming by.

Yeah, my pleasure.

Do you want to come sit down?

Yeah. So how was work?

Oh, you know, it was good, but glad to be out of there. But, you know, I leave

work at work. So tell me, what made you decide you want to go to my alma mater?

Well, first of all, please sit down. Don't be rude.

I've just heard so much about it. I've heard that it was a crazy fun school to

go to, kind of like a well -educated but a party college, you know?

I'm going to have to peddle on you. Oh, no!

My goodness.

The level of education you're getting there, or you're going to get there, is

top tier.

You are going to, once you graduate...

the opportunities are going to be limitless. You pick.

They don't pick you. You pick them. It's going to be great.

That's what I've been hearing.

But, yes, what happens after class, oh, my God, the things that happen in my

experience without college.

I probably shouldn't be alive, but I tell you what, it was the best years of

life at that college. And not to mention, down the street from the beach.

I love the beach.

The memories we made there, the things we did, like I can't even go into

Did you get in trouble?

Yeah. Our secret.

My God. But I think you're going to have a blast. You really, really, really,

really are.

It's just, I'm so excited for you because I remember going into it, not

what I was, what to expect, but knowing for you what you can expect. I'm so

excited. I am.

I know they have an amazing art department, too. I'm stoked about that.

You know, the performing arts.

Yeah, you like performing.

I do, you know.

Well, you know, that's why I like modeling. Actually, I was going to say

speaking up. I mentioned that I saw your, I couldn't believe it. I was

through the magazine. I was at the dentist.

I'm going to ask which one you saw. Yeah, they didn't have any car

I was flipping through the most recent fashion magazine. My God, I couldn't

believe my eyes when I saw you wearing barely anything.

Yeah, don't show him. Don't show my dad. Yeah, I was going to say, does he know?

Or do you just say, I have been modeling? I just leave it up fashion

Real obscure European stuff, right? Yeah, let him figure out the rest, you

Well, I tell you what, you look...

Phenomenal. Thank you. I hope that this is what you were expecting.

Before we get too far down that path, there's your letter.

Wow. I can't believe you took the time to write all of this for me today.

That was easy.

There's no way I'm not going to get in with this.

Yeah, I bet.

That letter right there carries a lot of weight.

Thank you so much. I seriously don't know how to repay.

How could I turn down a transaction like we agreed upon?

Yeah. So I guess that's my part. How about I let you do yours?

Right.

Well,

I wore this. cute little pink strawberry piece for you.

And do you mind helping me with it real quick?

Thank

you.

I haven't worn this piece for anyone yet.

You're debuting it just for me, huh?

I figured it would be the right time.

Huh?

Wow.

Is that the lingerie you like?

That color fits you very well.

Where did those come from?

I get asked that a lot. I still can't figure it out.

Yeah,

I think there's going to be no shortage of modeling work for you.

No, I hope not. It's so fun.

What do you say to me maybe getting a feel?

Oh. I mean, I don't want to overstep, but if you're okay with it.

Well.

Okay, I mean, it's just between us, right?

You know what, though?

I mean, this right here is kind of in the way, don't you think?

Maybe.

I guess you didn't like the lingerie that much, huh?

No. The best lingerie makes you want to take it off the fastest.

Yeah.

It's our secret, right?

That's right.

You want to hear another secret?

Yeah. I've thought about this for a long time.

Yeah.

Are

you

dead? Not coming home anytime soon?

No, he's gone for quite a long time.

We have this place to ourselves, like this.

I can really feel something else down here.

It's really nice lingerie.

Really nice pants.

Yeah, if you want to get them off and inspect them, I'd be okay with that.

You're a fucking pussy.

You're a fucking pussy, baby.

Yes,

please.

Happy I got to repay you today.

Me too.

Maybe you'll have to see how I'm doing in school sometime.

I'll definitely have to check in on you from time to time.

I think that.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.