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We hooked everything up, so we're good to go.

I fixed the grill, too.

I mean, I gotta still put the... I cleaned it up, but I gotta put still the

grill, like, the actual grills on. I gotta put the grills on there, but other

than that, we're good to go.

What do you want to barbecue?

Summer's coming, man.

Maybe some, like, steaks or something.

Well, obviously, but, like, I want to cook tacos.

I want to cook tacos.

You always want to do tacos. Because they're so good, dude. They're so good.

Bro. Tacos are good, bro.

This guy's a taco.

Yeah, the Cats game.

Oh, my God. The Cats game. I don't care about the Cats game, bro. They finally

fucking... Bro. A bunch of grown men playing on ice.

We're going to beat the other team and win the series again.

Guaranteed. Maybe. The day you stop stuttering. I'm back.

Hey, Mom.

Who is this?

Hi. Oh, that's... You never met Leo.

So nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too. You are very handsome.

Thank you so much. Why didn't you bring him over before?

I mean, he's came over. I think you just keep missing... You guys keep missing

each other's paths and stuff. I don't think I would miss this one.

So, you know, we have lots of cookouts and everything. I'm so excited to invite

you over.

I do invite him over. He's been here.

No, no.

I would remember this date.

Just know you're always invited now.

Really? Of course.

Thank you so much. I'm so blessed to have you over.

Oh, thank you, man. She's so nice.

Well, shut up.

Ralph, I need to talk to you.

Why? What did I do?

Nothing. I just need to speak to you real quick.

What? Like now. In a second. In a second. Ralph, let's go.

Stop staring at her ass, bro. Stop looking.

I wasn't looking.

That's exactly what you were doing.

I was seeing the shit that you bought.

No, you didn't. You were looking at her ass.

Stop looking at my mom's ass, bro.

Jesus Christ.

Don't go nowhere.

Stay right there. Don't do anything stupid.

Yeah, what's up?

Am I in trouble? Did I do something?

No.

Okay, what?

So, um, your friend Leo, he's really cute.

Why haven't you introduced him? Oh, my God.

Mom, come on. Seriously?

Seriously.

What's the deal?

What do you mean, what's the deal? You know I don't talk to Robert no more

because of this. Well, Robert, you know, he did his thing. Now he's gone.

He did have a big dick. But I like Leo now.

What? You just can't... Look, listen, I'm... Just let me do what I have to do.

That's not a big deal. Can you hook it up?

Mom, listen, I can't keep hiding this from my dad. Your dad, he doesn't do

around here. I know. And he doesn't do shit around here. I know, and listen,

trying... This is exactly why I need you to hook this up. I know, look, I'm

trying to be sympathetic, but it's like every friend now, you want to fucking...

You want to bang them, like it's not... I have needs.

What do you expect?

Does he like me?

Oh, my God.

Do you say anything about me?

All right, look. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I'll leave and go to the store and go get to me and do some shopping. If he

for it, he goes for it. I'm not going to cockblock. Fine.

Okay? But I'm not going to hook you guys up, though. That's fucking weird. All

right? If you want to talk to him when I'm gone, you can talk to him. I'll

you guys alone.

Okay. Well, yeah.

Don't cockblock.

Go somewhere so I can have my fun.

And he... If I had to be honest, he was checking your ass out when you turned

around. Oh, he likes booties?

Yeah, I guess.

Okay. Well, this is off to a good start, so I need you to get out of here.

I'm... Please.

Yeah, Mom, yeah, I get it. Listen. You live in my house.

Look, I'm going to go tell him I'm leaving, and then... Okay. Can I use the

card? Yeah, you can use the card.

And the card? Can I use the card and the car?

If you don't tell your dad.

Okay. I'm just going to get the food and stuff. I don't want to pay for it.

Okay. All right. Fine. I'll go talk to him.

Hey. Hey.

Yo. Finally. So what did your mom want?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

She looked kind of pissed.

She wasn't mad. It was nothing. Don't worry about it. It was just... I mean,

was something, but it was nothing. Like, don't worry about it. Bro, like, she

looked...

pretty mad.

She wasn't mad. She's not mad, okay? Leave me the fuck alone.

There's nothing... Look, I'm going to the store.

Listen,

I gotta go to the store. I'm gonna go get a bunch of meat and stuff like that

for the grill, okay?

Alright,

so... Let's go. You're gonna stay here.

Why?

Because I need you to stay here. But I wanna get some things, too.

Just text me what you want, but I want you to stay here. You gotta wait for me

here.

Why are you being so weird?

Oh, my God.

Leo, just trust me. Just stay here, okay? Just... Just... I need you to stay

here, okay? Just matter of fact, wait for me in the living room.

Wow. But I want to get, like, some, like, you know, things to, you know...

text me, okay? Just text me. I'll get whatever the fuck you want, okay?

I need you to trust me and stay here. But this is your house, and I feel like,

you know...

We are just being here. I know. Listen, it's just you and my mom. Just stay

here, okay? Just trust me.

I'm sure we'll be work out, whatever.

Just, oh, and another thing.

No matter what happens, I'm cool with it.

No matter what?

What do you mean?

It just happened.

Listen to what I'm saying.

I'm cool with it.

All right?

I'm not going to be mad.

That's all I'm saying. All right?

All right.

All right.

So, wait for me in the living room, and no matter what happens, I'm all good.

It's cool.

We're going to have a great time later.

Despite what might happen,

we're still going to have a great time.

Everything's going to be cool. I won't really care, and I won't really be

thinking about it.

Despite what happens?

Like, okay. Yeah. You trust me?

Yeah. All right. So, living room, wait.

Just.

All right. I'll be back. I'll be back. That's right. Just text me. Text me what

you want. Like any snacks or whatever. Just text me. All righty.

Hi. What's looking for you?

So, you know Ralph took off, right?

Yeah, Ralph went to the grocery store. He did.

You know he went there for a reason, right? He left us alone for a reason?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know the reason, but Ralph just said he wanted to go

by himself.

I don't know, that's kind of weird.

Well, I think it was because he knows I want to get to know you a little bit

more. Oh, yeah? I mean, um... Yeah, sure. I mean, I live in

the neighborhood.

No, not that type of get to know you. Like, really get to know me.

Oh, um... Like that?

Is that why you wore that?

Yes, honey.

So what do you say?

Um... I'm so sorry, but, like, you're married and, like, you're Ralph's mom.

You're worried about this? My marriage? Really? He's away on business, honey.

Don't worry. He will not know anything.

We can have our time.

It'll be fine.

Are you sure? I mean, but what if, like... Ralph really didn't tell you

before he left.

Um... Um, yeah, um...

Ralph said, uh, whatever happened, that it's okay?

Exactly. Oh, this is what Ralph meant?

Yes, sweetheart.

Oh, my God. This is so crazy.

I mean... It's okay.

Honestly. Are you sure? My husband's away on business.

I'm here with his ass that she loves.

Let's have fun.

I'm so nervous.

I don't know if you should, but what if somebody finds out, like your husband?

I'm nervous.

Obviously. Oh, my God. I mean... Ross told me to check my ass out.

Don't be shy now.

He told you that?

Yes. I checked it out, but, you know, respectfully.

Maybe if you touch it, you'll feel a little better.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay It's so big

Maybe.

I sure hope so.

Or I could teach you.

Yeah, definitely.

So do you mind if I just kind of take this off? Yeah, go ahead.

Holy shit.

Get a better view.

Oh my god.

You're such a sexy fucking pussy.

You may have a little bit of experience after all.

Just

like

that Leo.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh. Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, it tastes so good.

It's so good.

Oh that's good.

Smack my head.

Yes.

Oh.

Wow, you're ready

Oh, you're so fucking good at that.

Oh, I'm ready for that dick.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh God, fucking perfect.

Oh, right there. Shake that ass.

You gotta come over more

often.

that dick right there, yeah.

I'm so tired.

can they say?

I'm trying to make that ass bounce.

Right there, shake that out.

Yes.

So good.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Holy shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Yuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes, right there.

That's your nervous.

Oh,

yes.

Grab that ass with both hands.

How could it bite me?

I don't know how to do this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

That's what you asked for.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

I can feel it coming. I can feel it coming.

Yes.

Good. Holy shit.

Holy shit.

I need you to come over all the time.

Yes, ma 'am.

Ralph's going to have to find something better to do with his life.

Definitely.