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Hey, bro, thanks for inviting us over, dude. I'm really happy with the clip.

Yeah, bro, I had a big one with that mom, bro. She was not up for it.

Dude, it's been, like, since, what, like, fifth grade since we've seen the

clips? Well, I mean, we actually never saw the clips last time, but, I mean,

we're going to today, so... I guess you're right. Oh, shit, check this out,

dude.

Ooh, dope, bro.

Can I borrow these?

Dude, no need. I have a second pair.

Oh, okay.

I'm gonna have to tell my stepmom.

Awesome.

Hey, Mom, look at these.

Oh, uh, that's great, sweetie.

I suppose I should thank you for those.

Whatever they are.

Oh, you know, just something so the boys can really, you know, enjoy the

eclipse. Especially since your son invited us over, we couldn't come empty

-handed. Um, my son invited Parker over.

Do we really have to go over each other, get at each other's throats every time

we see each other? I mean, our sons are best friends after all. Where was this

attitude when you threw me under the bus in front of the entire PTA at the bake

sale? That wasn't me.

You said my baked goods were store -bought. I was up all night making

And I believe you.

Although it did taste a little store -bought.

I knew it!

All right, you want to play pointing finger?

How about when you were stop running the field trip and you got jealous from

that, what's his name, Mr. Peters flirting with me and spilled orange

over me? He was not flirting with you, and I don't know what you're talking

about. Then how would you know he wasn't flirting?

You know...

You stole my boyfriend in high school. You put gum in my hair.

You know what? I don't need this.

I'm grabbing Parker.

We're leaving, and you're never going to see us again.

Is that a promise or a threat?

Ladies and gentlemen, please have your attention.

For your security and safety, please leave the building immediately.

Again. What? Please leave the building immediately.

Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness.

I'm like shaking.

The entire planet wiped out.

Okay, it was me.

I'm the one who spread the rumor at the bake sale, and I told your boyfriend it

was easier for him to sleep with me than you.

I've just been so jealous of your beauty. You're so beautiful, and it was

I did spill orange juice on you and I put gum in your hair and I'm so sorry.

Why did we ever let all this crap get between us? I don't know, I just... Our

boys... Boys?

You need to come over here. I'm here, quick.

Okay.

What's going on?

You know what this means?

If this is our last day on earth, we're gonna die virgins.

Oh my god. Damn, I really should have fucked that nerdy chick when I had the

chance.

Damn it.

Language! Yeah.

Seriously? Just because we're about to die doesn't mean our manners have to die

with us.

I can't believe I'm gonna die without having sex with a woman.

Did you just say you've never had sex with a woman? Shh.

What,

like, I bet you don't have any regrets, do you?

Uh, well, there was one thing.

It's kind of hard to explain.

You know, a guy and one member

go thin.

One area and the other goes in the other.

So there's two guys and one girl.

One guy goes in, one guy's cock goes in her pussy.

And the other... Oh my god, the back door?

What?

Like, do you have it?

Of course.

Well, you're missing out big time.

I don't think that's the case.

If I just had one wish, just one wish before I die, it would be to have sex.

Same room.

Same.

I think we need to help the person with their wish.

Well... What are we supposed to do? You heard the news. We can't go outside.

Where are we supposed to find girls for them to fuck?

I mean, it's our duties as mothers to nurture and take care of them up until

the moment they die.

Are you talking about our own sons?

What, like you haven't helped your son with morning wood or anything?

No. Have you?

A mother needs to do what a mother needs to do to take care of her son.

That's just so wrong. There's no way. There has to be some other

option. I mean, look, it's our fault that they're virgins.

You'll have plenty of time for sex later.

Now look at the situation we're in.

And they've yet to have sex. But it's our fault.

our own sons.

You're really suggesting we have sex with our own sons.

That's so twisted.

I don't want them to die

unhappy, though. I mean, I guess it's

the motherly.

thing to do. I don't know. That's the right mindset.

Oh, okay.

Okay. Boys, fill out your mothers.

We're going to help you guys and take care of your needs.

Your last needs. That's right, honey.

We're going to fulfill your last dying wish.

Is it going to be like the time you caught me jerking off?

Much better, darling.

I know, sweetie, it's really weird, and this

isn't my first choice, but I don't want you to die miserable.

I want to take care of you until the very last minute.

Well, maybe we start with Parker first, since he seems...

a little more ready.

Sure.

Sweetie, you don't have to look. You can turn away.

It's too much for you.

Sweetheart, why don't you go attend to Miss Meaner?

Don't be so nervous. Oh my god, it's just so crazy.

It's the I laugh day on earth.

Honey, it's okay if you want to look away.

This is too much.

See,

you don't have to be nervous.

I mean, it's our last day on Earth.

Don't be so shocked. I'm sure you've had your nipples sucked on.

It's a different circumstance.

Well, we're all in a different circumstance now.

It's the last day on Earth.

Honey,

I...

Being such a good boy.

This is really happening right now.

Don't be so nervous.

What? So weird.

Honey, you're not doing such a good job. Are you?

You can watch.

I mean he's about to die in a few hours.

Honey, is this too much?

Oh!

Wow.

It looks like someone's ready to join us.

Oh, my God.

See,

this is...

Totally natural. There's nothing for you to worry about.

There's no one better than your mom and I to help you with this.

Here. I'm going to have you come stand up.

It's okay, sweetie.

Oh,

wow.

I guess it's my turn then, huh?

Bitch.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Holy fuck.

Holy fuck. Holy fuck.

We're not being divergent.

Fuck, man.

Oh, your son has such nice colors. So does yours. It's huge.

Does it feel good, honey?

How are you enjoying being here?

Wow Roger Ball is really good at this

Oh my god.

Well, if we're going to do it, we might as well do it right, I guess.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

How do you look like you're doing yourself?

Stop looking at my dick.

Well,

since

they are virgins.

I guess we should show them how to eat pussy.

Sure, I think that makes sense.

You are so crazy.

You've always been so crazy.

I'll take that as a compliment.

My little boy's doing better.

Oh, you're slimy.

Oh,

that's

it, baby.

Really get in there.

That's okay.

Honey keeps drooping that dick for... Misdemeanor.

Your

son

is... He's really good at this.

Yeah.

He's a natural.

He's being a really good boy.

I'm such a good boy. I taught him everything he knows.

I'm sure he did his homework.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, make Mama proud.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, I can't even believe your impression.

What's this going to change?

Oh.

Now you boys get up on.

He can see both of you on the couch.

We're really doing this, aren't we? Oh, yes, we are.

I have always wanted to try this.

Can I?

Yes.

That's what you wanted, right?

Yeah, that's exactly what I wanted.

I just put it right on my face.

Oh, my God.

Does

that feel

good? Yes, it does.

Oh, my God. This is amazing.

Now that you got me all nice and wet.

Oh, you are about to fuck my son.

Yes, I am.

And I shouldn't.

A big dick.

Oh, yes. He's really packing it. I think your son's dick is bigger than my

husband's. It's bigger than mine.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, good.

When you make a woman feel really good. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

he made mommy feel really good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's such a nice big dick.

Yeah.

Oh, my. He's such a nice big cock.

We were hesitant.

I know.

right spot.

porn. You shouldn't be watching porn. You know your mother takes care of your

needs. Yeah, but you were busy and I saw this video and I kind of want to try

it.

Okay, darling.

I'm a whore?

Really?

Mom,

sit on top of her.

Okay.

I want to try this too.

That's right, honey.

Slide your cock in her.

Good job.

Such a good job.

I like watching my son please, my best friend.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, your son's fucking me so good.

Oh, his cock is so close to my tie.

What the fuck are you doing?

That's a good job. I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Here,

you come here. I want a toothache. Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you know I was always jealous of your little dad.

licking my asshole right now.

Oh, and it's going to get better too.

Oh, I don't know. It feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels so nice.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, why'd you stop licking my ass?

You bet.

like that.

It's okay, honey.

Mommy wants it.

Oh, yeah, she does. Yeah, mommy wants it. Is it a wrap?

Mm -hmm.

Oh. Oh!

Oh! Fuck.

Ow.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Ow.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

you like to cough, don't you? I do.

Mm -hmm.

And you said I was crazy, huh?

Oh, yes.

That's a fine job.

Oh, they're doing so good. Oh, they're our good boys. They are.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

You're always with me, it's so good.

My husband does too.

Nice strapping young man.

fantasy for sure.

I told you.

Are you really going to take that? Oh,

yes.

Of course.

Oh, lift her up a little bit, sweetie.

ready?

That's it, baby.

Oh, that's it, sweetie.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah, this is my ultimate fantasy.

Double stuffed by our son. Oh, yeah.

On the last day on Earth.

It's the last day.

It's stretching out of my nose.

Oh, I know.

Don't touch it. Good job.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I need some more of this.

Yeah.

Oh. The world could end. I definitely need more of this.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh.

Don't you like your son's cock in your ass? Oh, I do.

Yeah.

Haven't you been all up? Get nice and deep?

And my son's cock in your pussy?

I'm so

deep

in your eyes.

You really take it like a champ.

Yeah, that's right.

Stop both those holes.

That's a good boy.

Oh, you boys are doing so great.

You're making Mommy so proud.

I don't really give it to her.

I have my son for myself now.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh,

wow. This has been insane.

I know, right?

But so much fun.

This is new.

Yes.

Who's liking back doors? I know, I know.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

That's happy.

Oh.

Like mommy's happy. Oh, that's my good boy.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, you love that.

Yeah. Oh.

You see?

It's so good. Do I know?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Oh.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Your son's fucking awesome.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Yeah.

into the best fucking day ever.

Oh, yes.

It really is happening, too. It's getting dark outside. I know.

Oh, there's only so much time left.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

You're doing such a great job for me.

Oh, you.

Oh my God.

Oh, you're going to give mommy her big warm love. Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. I want you to come for mommy.

Oh, we're going to take their cup.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes. You want to give mommy your cup? I'll give mommy every last drop.

Such a good boy.

Oh, yeah.

Such a

good boy.

Push the boy.

Oh, shit. Oh, wow.

We

really

just fucked our son.

We should have done this way long ago.

You were totally right.

When am I not?

Such an experience.

Here.

Taste your son's cum.

I know you want to taste yours.

Guys I hate to interrupt