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Place ready for me and Gus.
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Come on, let's keep moving.
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We gotta get her out of here before
Larry gets hit with the second coke and
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comes back to his senses.
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Okay, honey.
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You go upstairs and make sure
everything's out of your room, and then
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Uncle Drew's room, put a piece of paper
on his credit card, and run a pencil
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over it like Mom taught you.
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Okay.
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Boy, Gus sure has a lot of toys.
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Uh, well, actually, just that box is his
toys, and that one's mine.
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And here all this time, I thought you
were sand in the floor.
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Okay, okay, okay, get all this stuff out
of the car. I want to get out of this
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dump.
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Oh, my God, what a day, huh?
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Mimi, you're moving in with your man,
and it's wonderful.
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It's a wonderful day.
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Sometimes human females get emotional
because of the hormones when they're
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pregnant. Of course, you wouldn't know
anything about that because you were
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grown in a tank.
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Normandy.
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You make him wear sunscreen, you hear?
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And a little hat.
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Well, this is it.
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Gus, you better go wait in the car. I
gotta be nice to Uncle Drew and I don't
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want you to be exposed to something like
that.
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See you, buddy. See you Saturday.
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Bye, Uncle Drew. I love you.
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God, a little part of me dies every time
I hear him say that.
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appreciate it.
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Well, you know, I saw the guy on TV who
had an alligator in his apartment. I
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thought, hey, I can top that.
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Drew, if you ever need anything from me,
just pick up the phone and hit yourself
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in the crotch because it'll do you just
as much.
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Well, we're done.
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Another one of your toys went off,
hopped out of the box, it's heading
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the boy.
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Oswald's trying to kill it with a
shovel.
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That's right.
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Now that she's gone, I have room. I'm
going to ask Kelly to marry me.
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That's great, Drew. I hope she says yes
this time.
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That's so funny.
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You have to beg your pregnant girlfriend
to marry you. It's funny, you know.
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It's like when a giant mudslide wipes
out a bunch of sleeping commies in
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It's just funny.
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I know you have a good heart.
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So, what did you do last night?
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I was here, you know, I had to work.
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I went out to dinner.
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By myself.
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I got a free sundae.
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Free sundae?
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Holy crap, it was your birthday!
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Uh, Julia, Julia.
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Happy, happy birthday.
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Shut up!
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Give me some free wings or something.
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Um... We don't do that here.
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Hey, man. What's happening?
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Hi.
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What'd you do last night?
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Anything special?
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Well, Kelly was working, so I just
stayed home, watched TV, got a pizza.
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Ended up cleaning out the underwear
drawer, you know, getting rid of some of
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dead soldiers.
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Hey, Drew, man, you got to talk to your
girlfriend. Last night she grabbed a
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customer by the hair and made him
explain to the baby why he thought Mama
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only worth a 60 -cent tip.
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When women are pregnant, their hormones
go all over the place. You think it's
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hard working with her, try finding a
good time to propose to her.
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Well, you got to find a guaranteed way
to put her in the right frame of mind.
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Why don't you see if you can get a hold
of her grandmother's engagement ring,
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the one her mom wears. Kelly loves that
more than anything.
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Ring?
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She never told me anything about a ring.
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I'm a bartender now. Women tell me
everything.
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Plus, if she tells you she has a
problem, you don't always have to come
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solutions. Sometimes you can just
listen.
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And yet when someone mentions they want
a waffle iron for their birthday, it
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goes in one ear and out the other.
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Come in!
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Hey, I'm a little early. Hoping to catch
you in the middle of anything.
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No! Oh, no, we wanted to see what the
room would look like if we did the walls
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in a $30 bottle of Cabernet.
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Tell you what, I'll give you back your
$30. You give me back the last 40 years
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of my life.
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See, you guys are busy. I'll probably
just get that ring and go, then.
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Can I get you a drink? Drew, we're out
of wine, but there may be a bottle of
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aftershave my wife hasn't gotten to yet.
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me. You marry my daughter, don't make
her feel alienated and lonely. Don't
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her of her dignity and self -esteem and
then blame her when she needs something
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to fill the void.
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Okie dokie.
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Well, that's laughable. You giving
marriage advice.
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You have no idea how to please a man.
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Sure I do. Bring me a man and I'll show
you.
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You know, I have ice cream in the car
waiting for Kelly. I should probably
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get that ring and scoot.
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Well, aren't you afraid to give him that
ring?
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Annette, after all, it could be the
magic that makes this whole fairy tale
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possible.
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Maybe there is something to this ring.
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My grandmother had it. She was
miserable. My mother had it. She was
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Now I have it, and guess what?
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Of course, blame the ring, not the ocean
of booze you all crawled out of.
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Come on, you don't want to say something
you're going to regret.
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If this ring is cursed, I'm not giving
it to my daughter. The cycle of misery
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ends with me.
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Well, it may not end with you, but
you're certainly a high watermark.
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Uh, hey, listen, Nanette.
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Mom.
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Maybe the ring is cursed, but, you know,
if it's still cursed after I give it to
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Kelly, we'll just have a hobbit put it
in Volcano.
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Nanette, give him the ring.
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No. Nanette, I'm not going to ask you
twice.
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Oh, you want the damn ring so bad? Eat
it.
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Your arm is gone.
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Well, it's official. The drink has taken
everything.
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It's none of my business, but there's a
couple of mousetraps I'm going to hear
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you might want to change.
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You know, one of these nights, you are
going to pass out before I do, and
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when we see who has the guts in this
relationship.
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Got it.
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Oh, see you at Thanksgiving.
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Yep.
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Hey, uh, you might want to watch
yourself, so you just palm the letter
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Like I'm afraid of death.
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Hey, what you doing?
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The fridge is filthy. I have to clean it
before the baby comes.
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That's funny. I thought the baby was
going to be sleeping in a crib.
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Can I have something to ask you that I'm
hoping will make you even happier than
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you are cleaning that fridge?
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Although that hardly seems possible.
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Oh, no.
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What? It seems like I just bought the
lettuce yesterday.
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is why I don't buy vegetables.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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And I'm just being silly.
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I just can't help myself.
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No, it's your hormones. You're psycho.
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Oh,
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you are the sweetest man.
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So sweet.
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Wow.
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Weather changes kind of quick around
these parts, doesn't it?
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I don't know if it's the dead money.
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I want to live.
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I want to make every moment.
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It's over.
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Ooh. Kind of a mood killer.
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Drew, I have to talk to my daughter. She
deserves to know that her parents have
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split up.
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Look, she's all hormonal. You know, if
she hears that kind of stuff, it's going
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to upset her.
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Hilarious. You know, it's a crapshoot.
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Would it be all right if I stayed here
for a few days? You know, just until I
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got back on my feet.
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Well, let me put this in a way that you
can understand.
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You don't have to go home, but you can't
stay here.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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Well, I don't know. Go to a hotel.
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I'll come by with Kelly later. We'll
celebrate the beginning of our marriage
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the end of yours.
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You know, sunrise, sunset, circle of
life. It'll be very moving.
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Oh, all right. Well, I'll need to use
your phone to call another cab. My car
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wouldn't start.
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It's got one of those stupid court
-ordered breathalyzers.
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All right, I'll drop you at the hotel.
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Oh, would you mind after you drop me off
stopping by my place to pick up some of
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my things?
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I can't. I gotta get back here before
Kelly finds the black banana in the
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refrigerator and cries herself to sleep
holding it.
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Tell you what, I'll send Oswald over.
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Oh, or I'll tell him that in my haste to
leave, I neglected to shoot my husband
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and cover it with a house fire.
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Well, now that's more of a Lewis job.
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Well...
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Where's Kelly? I need to talk to her.
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She's at work. She'll be up in another
hour.
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Hey, listen, I heard about you and
Annette. Gee, I'm really sorry.
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I've been calling her at the hotel,
leaving messages.
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She won't talk to me.
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Well, first of all, you're assuming
she's conscious. What's the odds of
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When Louis came over to get her stuff,
it hit me.
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I don't want to throw away our marriage.
I mean, every couple has problems.
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Sure.
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By the way, did she get you with the
letter opener?
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No, I knocked it out of her hand with a
lamp. Look.
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Look, you've got to help me.
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If you can convince her to talk to me, I
know I can win her back.
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No, I can't. I told you, Kelly's going
to be home in an hour, and I'm going to
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propose to her again.
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Okay, I'll just sit here and wait for
her.
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All right, let's go.
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Geez, oh, man, you couldn't go with the
murder -suicide, could you?
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bodies. Next week I'm engaged.
Everybody's happy.
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Drew, what are you doing here?
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I came by to tell you that Don's really,
really sorry about what happened.
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Is the guy here to fix the spectra
vision?
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over you told me to bring.
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And more.
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Oh, no.
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How could you do this?
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How couldn't I?
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Just look at her.
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That's Kelly's mom.
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Not in bed, she's not.
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This doesn't make any sense.
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I'll tell you what makes sense, Drew.
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Two people finding each other in this
crazy world.
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And you, your marriage isn't even cold
yet.
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Oh, it's cold.
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If you licked my marriage, your tongue
would stick to it.
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Can you excuse us for a second?
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I won't be long, Pookie.
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I'll start the jacuzzi, butter jeans.
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Well, how are they going to get their
marriage back together now, butter face?
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Butter jeans!
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Get your clothes on and get out of here.
Maybe it's not too late to put things
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back together.
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I'm not going anywhere, Drew.
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I've waited my whole life to meet a
woman like Kelly's mommy.
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Forgot her name, didn't you? Just for a
second.
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This is all new, but it's real, Drew.
She understands me.
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She's a bitter, cynical drunk.
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Exactly. She's the key to my luck.
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If your luck had a breathalyzer, you two
wouldn't even be here right now.
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Put on your pants and let's get out of
here. Don't take that tone of voice with
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me, okay? It's over between those two,
and if it works out between us, I could
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be your father -in -law.
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Top's almost ready.
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How could you do this? What about Kelly?
She's an adult.
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And you?
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What about Oswald? You're going to ruin
your whole creepy Bert and Ernie
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dynamic.
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It's not creepy. He's going to live with
us.
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What? We'll talk about it later.
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Oh, no!
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What's going on here?
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Is this waiting in the lobby? I don't
think so.
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Look, this doesn't have to get ugly,
Don.
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Simple fact is I just spent the last
hour and a half making love to your
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What? Is this true, Annette?
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Yes. An hour and a half.
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Wrap your mind around that, Don.
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You can't be serious. You're really
going to leave me for a janitor? Are you
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going to take that? Are you going to let
him call you a janitor?
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I am a janitor.
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All right, it doesn't matter. I want a
divorce.
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Hey. Oh, no!
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Lewis, what's taking so long? Not now,
Oswald.
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Got bored waiting in the car.
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Batteries in my video game died and I
finished my baggie of cereal.
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Why are you in a row?
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Because he's putting it to my wife.
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That takes an hour and a half.
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You're destroying our family. Wait till
our daughter finds out what a pathetic
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whore you are.
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Oh, well, I wouldn't say pathetic. Oh,
pathetic? You and he are pathetic.
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Pathetic is quite the right word. I've
got to get to Kelly before she finds out
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about this.
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Give me your car keys and stall them.
Okay.
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Stall them.
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Zoom among, yes.
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You put your right foot in, you put your
right foot in, you put your right foot
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in, and you shake it all about. Come on,
everybody.
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You do the... That man... This man is
not living with us, butter jeans.
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Kelly.
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Kelly!
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I'm so sorry, honey. Did I wake you?
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Keep, keep, keep.
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Listen, there's something I want to tell
you. And he was so sweet with him. You
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know what you were doing? You were
teaching him how to bowl, but the ball
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too big for his little baby hands, and I
kept asking you. Dreams sure do go on,
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don't they? Listen.
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Speaking of family and kids and
everything that's important, there's
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want to ask you.
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Kelly, your mother's a cheap slut.
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Hold that thought, will you? Kelly, eyes
right here. Daddy, what?
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weak, and worthless, and I hate him, and
I want a divorce. Kelly, eyes.
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Kelly, I made love to your mother.
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It was long and beautiful, and I intend
to do it many, many more times.
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What? I know I'll never be your real
father. If I had been, you wouldn't be
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pregnant out of wedlock.
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Hey, Drew.
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Sorry, the hokey pokey petered out
pretty quickly, and then I went and hid
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counted to a hundred, but, you know.
Hey, Kelly.
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Kelly, I wanted to divorce your father
35 years ago, but then you came along
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you weren't exactly planned, so... What?
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It was an accident?
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Hey, hey.
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Columbus discovered America by accident.
That turned out okay.
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I mean, you know, not for the Indians,
but for everybody else it turned out all
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right.
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Sweetheart, you were the best thing that
ever happened to me.
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Excuse me?
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Well, I obviously love her more than you
do. because I'm not tearing up the
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family, you horny old lush. Hey,
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don't talk to my girlfriend like that.
I'll talk to my wife any way I damn
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please you, horse -faced homewrecker.
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Hey, it's not his fault his great
-grandmother was a giant.
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Everybody just shut up.
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Kelly? I love you.
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I want to spend the rest of my life with
you.
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Will you marry me?
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Now?
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You're asking me this now?
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Are you out of your mind? Hold on, hold
on, look.
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It's the ring that your dad slipped on
your mom's finger when she said yes.
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over some alimony why don't we have a
beer and crunch some numbers shouldn't
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take longer than hour and a half the
television event of the
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fall is just three weeks away when lost
premieres oh my
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god
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