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Hey, pig.
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Hey.
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That's a nice trick, walking on your
hind legs, but I'm out of treats.
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Oh, I don't know. Middle -aged man
laying around on the couch in his
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all week is kind of a treat.
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Look, Kelly feels cranky because she's
pregnant.
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She thinks she's bloated and
unattractive. She doesn't want me
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You're so desperate to get her in the
sack again that you've submitted to this
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extreme makeover?
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We'll make up for lost time after she
has the baby.
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Please. When she squeezes out one of
those giant Carrie heads, she's going to
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just beg the doctors to brick the damn
thing up once and for all.
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And then once her body does heal, you're
both going to be so tired from taking
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care of a baby 24 hours a day.
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Well, then if we're tired, we'll skip
the foreplay. Women only want it because
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the liberal media tells them they
should.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Well, enjoy the nonstop orgy that starts
the minute your baby's born.
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Hey, listen, I know your reproductive
system is similar to ours.
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How long do we have to wait, you know?
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Well, after Gus was born, your brother
and I didn't have sex for about four
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months. And once we started the freaky
stuff again, I almost killed him because
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he forgot the safe word.
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I doubt if he forgot it. Probably just
wanted to die.
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He's not welcome here anymore.
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I think you changed your mind after a
round of sexopoly.
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Board game for relationships age six and
up.
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Drew, I'm not feeling very sexy right
now.
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Is there anything about sex?
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I just want to play a little board game.
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Okay, I will be the penis.
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No, Drew, I just want to go to bed.
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Hey, you're jumping to the other side.
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your lover's belly and lick it off.
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Well, it's a big job. You might want to
get a paint roller and hire yourself a
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crew.
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Hey, the sex in this game is just
between you and me.
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Unless I roll an 11, in which case we
have to find a female friend we both
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trust.
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Hey, can I be a drunk, horny stranger so
my opinion counts, too?
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I just want to be left alone.
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Go to eat a can of frosting and go to
sleep.
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Come on.
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Honey.
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You're so beautiful.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, if I'm so beautiful, how come
Oswald took me off on the night shift
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replaced me with some bimbo named Marla
who's all breasts and legs?
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I'd be jealous. for something that
sounds like a bucket of chicken.
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I have been exiled to the lunch crowd.
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And I put out to pasture like a big fat
cow.
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Well, there's one guy who wouldn't mind
tipping you over.
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Moo.
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Moo.
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I'm hideous. And I want to be left
alone.
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Take your tiny genitalia and...
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It was good enough for you the night we
got pregnant.
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goes down the drain.
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so much response to, what are you
talking about?
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What are you talking about?
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Nothing.
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Even if I remembered what we were
talking about, I wouldn't tell you,
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clearly I've gotten away with it.
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How could you give this, you know, this
bimbo Kelly Ships?
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You know, this is a neighborhood bar.
Guys like to come in here to think that
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maybe they have a chance with the hot
waitress, and it's pretty obvious that
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Kelly's dance card's been punched.
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still attractive.
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Only to a very small group of guys.
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Frankly, I don't want that kind in my
bar.
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I gotta take off for a couple hours.
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Your shift has started.
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But I have to have wings put on my
unicorn tattoo.
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Look, wouldn't that make this better?
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What a lucky little horsey.
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Thanks.
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I'll see you later.
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Bye. Bye.
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Bye -bye.
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Clearly, you hired somebody that you
have a crush on and gave her Kelly's
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That is not fair.
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You know, sure, I hired her because
she's pretty, but then, you know, after
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talking to her, I realized she also has
a great rack.
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Kelly feels unattractive because she's
pregnant. It's hurting our relationship.
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It would really help me out.
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if you gave her back her hours? Drew,
I'm running a business here, and I'm
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it to meet women.
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Hey, honey.
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I'll be with you in a second, okay? I
just gotta count my tips.
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Shouldn't take long.
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It's mostly nickels.
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Excuse me.
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Could you pay a little attention to that
waitress over there?
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It's my girlfriend. It'd really help me
out if you, like, undressed her with
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your eyes.
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Hey, sicko, I'm just here for a beer.
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This is for a pregnant woman who needs
to be loved by strangers, okay?
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I'll get you a big tip.
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Hey,
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babe,
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over here.
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They're talking to you?
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Could you bring us another round in your
phone number, you brick house?
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I'm flattered.
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I guess.
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But I'm kind of in a relationship right
now.
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Oh, it's okay. We know the dude. And
he's into it. He even paid us to come on
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you.
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What?
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You wonder why we don't always call you
when we go out? This is why.
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It's supposed to be Brick House.
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Hey, honey.
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Hey. Guess what?
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Got a big book of naked pregnant ladies.
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You know, I could do without the daily
porn announcement.
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No, no, look. I want you to see that
pregnant women are beautiful.
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I thought, you know, get the camera out,
take some pictures.
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If you don't want to be naked, I mean,
you could wear this maternity lingerie.
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Ah, very nice. Let's take a look.
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Oh, and look, the fishnet stockings are
the size of a real fishnet.
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Come on.
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You're the most beautiful pregnant woman
I've ever seen. I just want you to see
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what I see.
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That's very sweet, honey, but I've got
to show you something.
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Went to the doctor today, and he had a
cancellation, so I got the sonogram.
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It's just a big gray blob.
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Just so you know, I was going to love it
anyway.
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It's a new machine, Drew. It's amazing.
It's 3D.
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Wow, you know, if the hand wasn't right
there, you could tell what effect it is.
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Yeah, the doctor said if it's grabbing
itself like that, it's probably a boy.
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Wow, I never really thought of it like
this, but you have a little person
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growing inside of you, huh?
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We made the person, Drew.
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Our little person.
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The greatest thing I've ever made.
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You know, if you don't count the Afghan
I crocheted in college.
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I was sick with mono. My roommate took
my TV to pay for drugs. Oh.
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It's just, I want to apologize about how
crazy I've been with the way I look.
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I kind of forgot what this was all
about.
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I'm just glad that you're feeling
better. Yeah.
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You know... Yeah? I could put on this
lingerie.
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You could come over and we could try
that board game again.
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Great. Hey, let me get a magnifying
glass so I can find my penis.
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Billy.
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Got some sparkling cider.
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I got some Augustus bubble bath.
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I know it's for kids, but we're going to
do something dirty with it.
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Wow, honey, you look beautiful.
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Yeah. You sure I don't look like a house
being tented for bugs?
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No, those things have stripes.
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Hi, Daddy.
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What are you going to do to Mommy?
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Drew, what's wrong?
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Nothing. Uh, no, nothing, nothing.
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Be careful.
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My skull's really soft right now.
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Daddy, I know what you're going to do.
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Please, this is my home.
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or to dry the baby's bottom.
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Not enough to fill its tiny lungs.
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So, what, are you going to be mad at me
all day?
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True. We were about to make love. You
ran out with a leg cramp and then you
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never come back?
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What am I supposed to think?
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That I'm hurt and maybe you should come
try to help me? I mean, I could have
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been laying dead in the snow.
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I'm just starting to feel attractive
again.
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Hey, I'm as big as you are. I feel great
about myself.
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Okay, let's take a short break, and when
we come back, I'm going to show you how
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to deal with engorged breasts.
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See? That's why we need a cell phone
with a camera in it.
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I have to beat 80 women to the bathroom.
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The instructor said I was pounding too
hard with the burping.
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Yeah.
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Tore the arm off my baby.
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That'll bring the social worker to your
house, right?
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Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
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Yeah, sure.
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When you're having sex with your wife,
do you imagine that there's a little
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person inside of there watching you?
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I mean, you wouldn't let him watch on
the outside. Why would you let him watch
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now, right? I wasn't going to, I swear.
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No, I swear.
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I wrote about him in this picture, this
sonogram.
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3D. Look at that. It looks like a little
person.
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Oh, my God. I thought there was just a
big gray blob in there. This is...
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come look at this.
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Whoa.
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What's that freaky little thing?
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That's my kid in 3D.
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Looks like it's looking at you.
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It is.
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when you're having sex, and it listens
to you, too.
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I don't want my baby's first words to
be, slow down, it's not a race.
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My anniversary's tomorrow night. I can't
have sex with her now.
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Maybe if I wet my hair and sleep in the
backyard, I'll be sick by then.
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My wife got pregnant on our first date.
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This just keeps getting better and
better.
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I'm going to ask you a personal
question.
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When you're having sex with your wife...
Drew!
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Drew!
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Congratulations. Drew,
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are you talking about our sex life with
strangers?
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I'm not strange. I'm very close to these
people. We just watched a video of an
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episiotomy together.
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If you have something to say to me,
Drew, you tell me. You don't tell other
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people. You be honest and tell...
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Here goes.
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I can't make love to you because there's
a little person inside of there
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watching me.
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That's crazy.
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Listen, I need to be close to you right
now. I am feeling very vulnerable. And
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we can't because your imagination is
completely out of control.
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No, you're the one that screwed it up
when you gave me this little picture.
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I was fine having sex with a faceless
gray blob.
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Not you, the baby. I was fine having sex
with the baby.
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How's it going, Marla? Oh, great. You
know, we're at that great time, the
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beginning of a relationship, when
everything's just so exciting and new.
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Well, you deserve it.
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Thanks. Say, who's that guy with his
hand up her shirt?
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That's her boyfriend.
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They're breaking up.
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Yeah. I sense a certain wistfulness in
the way he's jamming his tongue down her
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throat.
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Oswald, she's taking advantage of you.
Oh, no. No, no.
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Have you bought her anything?
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No, of course not. I mean, she has my
credit cards and checkbooks. She buys
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everything herself.
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What's with the lousy service?
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Oswald's new waitress is working him.
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Was the sex good at least?
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Probably. Look at him.
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You guys got to help me. I'm powerless.
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He's a great man and a fantastic lover.
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Thank you, honey.
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Doll boy.
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Let's see how many husbands you steal
after they have to build you a new face
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out of your ass meat.
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This one broke kinda nice.
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I'm gonna keep it under my car seat.
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You know, I'm not a fan, but you gotta
respect her work.
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It's worth more to me than any
relationship I thought I was having with
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who's having a relationship with
somebody else.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Hi. Whoa, what do I have in here? Hi.
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Guess what? I felt like the baby was
pressing on something, so I went back to
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the doctor and I got a sonogram.
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And look.
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Look at the baby.
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He turned around.
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His back is to you now.
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You can't find the door.
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You sure that's not Oswald's baby?
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Did it ever occur to you that our little
bundle of joy just turned around
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because he wanted to give Daddy some
privacy so he could take a shot at
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What you're saying is what it can't be
won't hurt it.
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Well, it's kind of lame, but it might be
just what I need to get me over the
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top. Let's go.
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Wait, Oswald's in the kitchen. Let me
just tell him I'm leaving. Hey, Oswald,
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thanks a lot for giving me...
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Thanks for taking the night shift.
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I'm heading home. I'm beat.
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Oh, and make a deposit. We had a big,
big night. The register's full of cash.
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Uh,
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honey, I feel a little guilty about
something.
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Oh, no. It was Oswald's baby.
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Yeah. Now let's move on.
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No.
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When I went back to the doctor, I just
asked him for another woman's sonogram.
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You know, where the baby would turn
around.
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Oh, so you tricked me into having sex.
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It appears the hunter has become the
hunted.
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I'm just glad you're over your
ridiculous fear.
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Oh, come on. I can't blame you for doing
whatever it takes to get your paw in
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this honeypot.
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I wouldn't by chance be in the woody
game, would you?
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I might be.
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I warned you about staying away from my
mommy.
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When I'm born, I'm going to cry every
night, get bad grades, knock up a girl,
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take off, and stick you with the kid.
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Enjoy these last few weeks, huh?
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Hey, you know, I have an idea for a
really fun, sexy game we could play.
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Well, it starts with you closing your
eyes and counting backwards from 100.
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Okay.
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100.
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99.
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98.
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97.
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Oh, I don't know about you, but I'm
getting really turned on.
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