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Okay. Finished my toast.
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Really? Yeah.
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Let's hear what you got. Okay.
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I've known Drew since I was ten.
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He's my best friend. Though I haven't
found a love of my own, I consider
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lucky to have witnessed a love that's
grown between Drew and Lily.
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What?
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That's the exact same toast I just wrote
for Drew.
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Word for word.
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You met Drew when you were eight. Well,
except for that word.
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Oh, well, I guess I'll pull this out and
start again.
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Well, I should think so.
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You know what? Your handwriting's a lot
neater than mine. I'll just use this.
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Okay.
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Hi!
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Hi!
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How did you get more handsome every
year?
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And... Lewis.
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Where's your husband? Filled his pockets
full of rocks and walked into the sea,
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I'm guessing.
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Well, he didn't come. Mr. Funny Man had
to make a bomb joke at the airport.
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They don't like that anymore.
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Hey, where's Lily?
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Oh, she's upstairs showing her mom her
wedding dress.
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Oh, wait. I've got to tidy up first. I
don't want her to think her future
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-in -law lives in a boxcar.
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Did you know that he was arrested
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for dancing book naked in a public
place?
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Did you know that he was married to two
women at the...
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Hey, how's your flight?
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Sorry about your mom, honey. Geez, you
really told her off.
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He has no right to tell me who I can and
cannot marry.
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And I just know all those things she
said about Drew aren't true.
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Actually, they're mostly true.
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They're all true. Yeah, they're pretty
much true.
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Oh, can I have a little chat with you in
the kitchen, honey?
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If it's anything like the way you
chatted with your mom, you might as well
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out here.
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Oh, can I help you with your suitcases,
Mrs. C?
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Oh, Lewis, that's so sweet of you.
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But I prefer that you not touch my
things.
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Okay, well, I guess I buy that the
mental institution was because of Mimi.
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Now, what about being married to two
women at the same time?
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You know, I can't go into the details
right now, but if I did, you would find
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would be so sweet and so romantic.
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I'm going to details.
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No, no, I don't want to. Look, the
important thing is to know that I
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made a mistake, and I learned from my
mistakes, and what I learned is that I
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love you, and I want to spend the rest
of my life with you.
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Touchdown.
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What?
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Your touch is as soft as down.
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invitation. So glad you made it. Yes,
they forwarded it to my new address in
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Toledo.
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What is up with you? Your hair's so
puffy and your skin's so tan.
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I'm a weatherman.
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I'm Scotty McRainshower on Channel 64's
Good News Hour. I do the Christian
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weather report.
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How is Christian weather different from
regular weather?
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Well, instead of saying it's going to
rain tomorrow, I say God's going to make
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it rain tomorrow.
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Hey, we better go. We have to talk to
the caterer. Oh, yeah. Trying to push
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vegetarian crap on us.
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Want to make sure there's nothing on our
plate that didn't feel pain as it died.
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Hey, nice to see you again, Mr.
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McRain Shower.
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You'd like to meet my fiancée, Lily?
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Oh, oh, delighted to meet you.
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I'm sure Drew will make you a wonderful
husband. He certainly did very well by
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me.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, we were married for a year.
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the headline here is i'm still friends
with my ex
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you're on your own
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look i've made some mistakes okay but i
learned from my mistakes
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and what i learned is that i love you
and i want to
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spend the rest of my life with you you
just said that in the kitchen
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Think I mean it less because I set it
out here in the living room?
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Are you doubting my love?
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Oh, no, honey, I'm sorry. Can I forgive
you?
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The only reason that Drew married Mr.
Wick was so that he could get his green
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card and stay in the country and take
weatherman jobs away from real
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Okay, Drew, here's your tux. And I know
that you wanted the black tie and vest,
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but listen, they have this perfect shade
of blue that'll really bring out your
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eyes.
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Speaking of beautiful eyes... No.
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Oh, come on.
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I'm a good Christian weatherman.
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God, no.
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Drew, she's a grown woman. She can date
whoever she wants to.
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Thank you, Lily.
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I just don't want her to get hurt.
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You know, she's my friend, and I'm
looking out for my friend, that's all.
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So, shall we stay Friday night about
eight o 'clock?
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I don't see why not.
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Good.
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I predict up to six inches overnight.
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I hope you're as happy as I've been with
Mimi. Thanks.
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You know what the best thing about being
married is?
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Always having your soulmate there to
share your problems and your victories.
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Oh, no, wait. Sex without condoms.
That's it.
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Go there without protection.
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Had at least done a canary there first.
He even died.
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What do you think of the stripper I got?
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Where'd you find her, anyway?
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She's my niece.
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Isn't that kind of weird for you?
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Weird, awkward, exciting. It's a lot of
things.
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Drew, we've got a problem.
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Oh, hey, Amber. How are you, folks? Oh,
good. They've found their love.
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Oh.
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Hey, Drew.
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The flower shop canceled your order when
you called off the wedding.
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And you didn't call them and tell them
that it was back on.
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I think we have to make the centerpieces
ourselves.
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I don't know what to hate about making
centerpieces.
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But, I don't know, we could take one of
these guys and put it with a couple of
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these, right?
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Maybe some of this. That's nice.
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Hey, Tony, what do you think of this?
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If you want me to see it, hold it closer
to the naked lady.
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And this is from Drew's mom.
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You ladies don't think it's too
shocking. I went a little wild.
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So sue me. I want another grandchild.
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Will you excuse me? I have to take this.
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Hello?
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So, Milan, Mimi tells me that she and
Drew used to work for you.
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Oh, yeah.
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That was before our family lost this
door and all our money.
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Is that why you have to take care of
your grandpa?
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No, that's why I had to marry this old
rich guy.
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This old geezer's your husband?
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How old is he?
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Orville is 88 years old.
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Orville? Oh, my God. You married one of
the Wright brothers?
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What is it? Bad news?
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My mom talked to everybody in my family
and convinced them not to come to my
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wedding. Oh, that's awful.
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But turn up, because the person you love
the most is going to be right there
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beside you.
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Who?
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Who?
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Yes, of course. I'm sorry. I haven't
slept much the last few nights.
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Oh, well, this is a nice little chat
we've had.
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Ah, alcohol.
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Hey, you know, Mrs. T, may I ask you a
question?
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Was your cute baby, he won't show me any
of his baby pictures, but he was cute,
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right? He was beautiful.
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He came in second place in a baby
pageant.
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He would have won, too, if he just could
have kept his hand out of his diaper
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for ten losses.
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It's horrible.
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I mean, he'd draw on some glasses and
give him a beer and he'd look just like
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does now.
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And now he's getting married.
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Yeah.
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You sound like you just died.
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the worst bachelor party I've ever been
to.
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Please excuse me.
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Whatever naughty bachelor party games
you're playing, will you please stop for
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minute? I have to talk to Drew.
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I'm sorry you had to see us, Mom.
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Hi, I'm Tony, Drew's bus driver.
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This is the worst bachelor party I've
ever been to.
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Please, Drew, I have to talk to you.
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In private.
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Oh, I've got an idea.
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To make the time go faster, let's say we
tune in to Antique Roadshow.
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They were in Albuquerque this week.
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Oh, and we hit rock bottom.
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What's going on, Mom?
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Oh, Drew, I have to talk to you. Maybe
you'd better sit down.
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Oh, is everybody okay?
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Oh, everybody's fine.
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It's just that I don't think your fiancé
loves you.
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What? But Kelly does.
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Kelly. Are you going to be all right,
dear?
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You know what this lemonade needs?
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Vodka. A mother knows.
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So, Lily told you that she doesn't love
me. Well, not in so many words, but I
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could see it in her eyes.
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Okay. But Kelly told you that she does
love me. Well, once again, not in so
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words, but I could see it. in her eyes.
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Well, that's good enough for me. I'm
calling off the wedding. Oh, I think
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for the best.
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I'm not calling off the wedding. You
can't read sarcasm in my voice, but you
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read people's feelings through their
eyes.
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Is everything okay in here? You sounded
kind of worried, Mom. Oh, tell your
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brother to trust me. I don't think that
Lily loves Drew.
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Oh, no. Did she have one of her feelings
again? Yeah. Well, don't listen to her.
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She tried to talk me out of marrying
Mimi the night before our wedding.
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Oh, now I don't know who to listen to.
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This is exactly what I was talking about
in my email, Mother.
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Drew, now would it make any difference
if you knew for sure that Kelly loves
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you? It doesn't matter.
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Okay, I'm getting married tomorrow, and
that's it.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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I thought you should know that Oswald is
putting carnations in your flower
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arrangement.
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So? Huh?
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It's your wedding.
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You know, guys, I'm going to go sit over
there. Lily should have at least two
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people sitting on her side.
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I'd go, but when I'm in church, I don't
like to stray too far from the herd.
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It's easier for God to pick me up.
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Look in the mirror.
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You already have.
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I was just helping Lily with her dress
and she looks gorgeous.
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Lily is here. I guess I was wrong.
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About what?
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Oh, I just had this feeling that maybe
she wouldn't show up.
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Because she had second thoughts about
giving birth to a half -pig, half -human
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monstrosity?
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No, I just couldn't shake this feeling
that Lily didn't love Drew and that she
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did.
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Hmm. What?
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I can't. I promised Kelly I wouldn't
tell. Oh?
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But if I told you in code, then it
wouldn't be my fault if you guessed it.
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Okay, here goes.
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But Kelly be -loves be -Drew.
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Kelly loves Drew!
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Kelly loves Drew?
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Drew says he loves Kelly, too.
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He does.
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And she loves him. Why on earth is he
marrying Louis?
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Because neither one knows how the other
one feels.
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Want to know how I feel?
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I don't give a badam.
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Well, I do.
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Kelly, you have to listen to me.
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I know how you feel about Drew.
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And I know... for a fact that Drew feels
the same way about you.
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He does?
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Yes.
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But he's marrying Lily only because he
doesn't know how you feel, so you have
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tell him.
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Oh, I can't.
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It's too late. It's never too late.
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I'm sorry, dear.
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What's she going to do? I don't know.
It's kind of exciting.
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Good afternoon, everybody.
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You may be seated.
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We are gathered here in God's house to
join together Drew and Lily.
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Somebody wake up the bus driver. It's
about to get interesting.
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Oh!
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Marriage is a sacred union that should
not be entered in too lightly.
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If there's anyone here who knows of any
reason why these two should not be
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joined together, speak now or forever
hold your peace.
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I'm good.
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Stop my program.
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Okay.
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Drew Allison Carey, do you take this
woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
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richer? or poor, in sickness and in
health, so long as you both shall live?
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I do.
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To you, Lily Patricia Crawford.
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Oh, honey,
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I'm so sorry that I doubted you, honey.
I'm sure that you and Lily are going to
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be very happy.
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It's okay. Just bring the car around.
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Sorry, Drew. I thought I could do this,
but I can't.
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I'm sorry.
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You know, Kenny, I have a six... sense
about these things, and I think you two
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are going to be together for a very long
time.
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Can anyone else smell burnt rubber?
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Someone warm like you could make my
dreams come
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true.
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For once in my life, I won't let sorrow
hurt me, not like it hurt me
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before.
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Are you sure you want us to keep doing
this, man?
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I paid you for six hours. Keep playing.
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As long as I know there's love, I know I
can make it.
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Once in my life, I have someone who
needs me.
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Once in my life, I have...
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Life could be a dream if I could take
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you to paradise up above.
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And you would tell me that I'm your one
and only love.
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Life could be a dream, sweetheart.
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The fight for a million dollars
continues.
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And all new The Family is next on ABC.
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And now for Scotty McRaincloud's five
-day Christian forecast.
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Monday, put something warm on under your
kilt because it's going to be frightful
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cold.
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Tuesday, the Lord will give us a fog as
thick as haggis.
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Wednesday and Thursday, a great storm
will rise up like the head of Nessie
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coming out of the loch.
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Friday, 30 % chance of showers.
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5 % chance of the rapture. So, rain or
shine, it's in God's hands now. Back to
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you, Chuck.
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