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Hey, Peg, you still looking for a wife?
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Yes.
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Well, I can help.
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If you give me 20 bucks, I'll give you
the names and numbers of thousands of
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single women.
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Really? Yeah.
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It's the phone book, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Okay. How about this?
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You give me 20 bucks, I'll tell you
where you can find a bunch of...
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women who live in the same house and who
like to shower together.
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Prison.
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Jeez, you're in the zone.
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What do you need 20 bucks for anyway?
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I ran out of birth control pills.
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So you what? Use 25, get the good stuff.
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Oh, crap. Look what just popped up on
all the screens.
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The heck is this?
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Get a load of this.
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Memo from the bosses.
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We want to be known as the company that
cares, therefore we are strongly
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encouraging all our employees to do
volunteer work in their spare time.
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Strongly encourage?
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That's code for you're fired if you
don't do it.
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You should be grateful for volunteers,
Mimi. They're the ones that keep
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from making ashtrays out of your hand.
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What are you looking at?
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A list of stuff the bosses want us to
volunteer for.
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Oh, good lord.
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I won't even drive my parents to the
airport. Why the hell would I serve soup
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Bum?
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This one's cool.
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They make dogs to help cheer people up
at the hospital. I could take Speedy.
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Well, what the heck.
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I guess I could talk to kids about
premarital sex.
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You know, poor things. They have no
technique at that age.
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I'm Drew Carey. My dog Speedy and I are
the volunteers to do the animal therapy.
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Oh, yes, Mr.
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Carey. We really appreciate this.
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Oh, who's a handsome boy, huh?
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Speak. Speak.
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When people ask him that, he's supposed
to say Drew Carey.
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You don't need your dog to talk you up.
You must be an awfully nice guy to give
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up your free time to volunteer.
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Well, I'm mostly doing it for Speedy. I
mean, he's going a little stir -crazy.
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The other day he went berserk and
attacked a delivery guy.
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So, uh, where do you keep all the sick
kids?
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Speedy?
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Speedy!
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Speedy, no!
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I'm so sorry.
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That's a hell of a jump for a dog with
bad hips.
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got away from me. You seem to be okay
here, Natalie.
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I'll get you another lunch.
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That's a switch, huh? Dog eating senior
citizen food?
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Hey, Grandma.
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Hey, who are your friends?
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Hi, I'm Drew. I'm volunteering to hear
my dog get in your grandma's room. We
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were just leaving.
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Oh, no.
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What, Grandma? You don't want to take
the dog away? No, I like him. He's so
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sweet, but he looks thirsty.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll go get some water.
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And not that you would, but don't twist
your hair into little points and make
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cat noises. He goes nuts.
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Listen, I just want to thank you. I
haven't seen my grandmother happy in
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Oh, well, you know, that's why I
volunteered to do this animal therapy
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It gets people happier, so they go out
of here with a smile on their face.
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You know, not in a box, I mean in a can.
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It's all right.
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So, um, how's your grandma doing?
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Well, they think she's only got about a
month left.
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We haven't told her, but I think she
knows. Oh, I'm so sorry. Hey, I don't
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know your name. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Erin.
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Nice to meet you. You too.
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So, do you do volunteer stuff like this
a lot?
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Well, yeah, I have a lot of dirty deeds
to make up for. I've got to admit, they
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were done dirt cheap.
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Okay,
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so I'm old. Tell me about yourself.
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Well, I like ACDC.
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I like older guys.
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I like older guys with golden
retrievers.
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Oh, well, nothing there. See you later.
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Listen, you know, I've been spending a
lot of time up here. I'd love to grab a
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cup of coffee.
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You interested?
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Yeah, sure. Hey, you know, if you call
me Dr. Carey, I get 50 % off.
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In fact, from now on, just call me Dr.
Carey.
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Oh, here you go, speedy.
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Come on, drink up. Got a lot of sick
people to see today.
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Oh, does he have to go?
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Yeah, we're only supposed to be here for
an hour today.
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Thank you, Speedy, for making me so
happy.
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I don't have a lot of regrets, but I
always regretted I'd never had a dog.
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Well, back to dying.
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You
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know what,
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Natalie? I want you to have Speedy.
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Really? Yeah, just, I insist. Just to
keep him. Please, no. It's the least I
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could do. It's just for a little while.
I mean, for a little old lady, I've
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taken a shot.
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Oh, this is so nice, Drew. Sure.
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Hey, listen, don't worry about anything.
I'll help you take care of him.
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Well, I guess this is goodbye, Speedy.
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Been a good dog. I'll see you in a
month.
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Hey, Mimi, is Drew here?
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No, he ran off to the hospital.
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He probably went to see his new
girlfriend.
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No, I think they're finally going to try
and separate his head from his ass.
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You know, to see if they can survive
independently.
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Hey, look, that's her. That's the girl I
was telling you about. She's cute,
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isn't she? Yeah.
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She seems so confident, so full of self
-esteem.
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You want me to date her first, take care
of that for you?
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You're talking about ask a trailer out?
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Yeah, you think she'd be interested?
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Oh, well, let's see what you two have in
common.
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Hmm. She went to an Ivy League school.
You ate Ivy on a dare.
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She started an Internet company at 25.
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And after almost dying the first time,
you ate Ivy again on a dare.
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Well, I had to. It was a double dog
dare.
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Hi, uh, Taylor?
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Hi. We've, uh, never met. I work, uh,
down in the loading dock. My name is
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Oswald. Wait, turn around and wave.
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All right.
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You are perfect.
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I am? Oh, yeah. I like the way you move.
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Yeah.
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How would you like to be a model for a
live animation project?
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It's for a character I'm doing for our
website.
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Oh, you know, a fancy man once asked me
to pose for him in his studio in a
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public restroom. I turned him down. I
regretted it ever since.
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That's cute. You're funny.
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So tomorrow, 3 o 'clock? Well, I hope
I'm not late because I'm choosing
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my four pairs of pants.
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Well? Well, we don't have a date yet,
but she asked me to help her out with
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something tomorrow, so that's what I'm
going to ask her out. Hey, that's great.
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Yeah, well, hope I didn't screw myself.
I panicked and told her I had four pairs
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of pants.
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What am I going to do when she wants to
come to my place and see all those
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pants?
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Excuse me, I've got a message to come
over here right away. Is Erin Sullivan
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here? She's in her grandmother's room.
Are you family?
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Well, I'm not exactly family. I'm her
boyfriend.
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I mean, you know, I think I'm her
boyfriend. We've been out three times.
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We're exclusive.
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At least, you know, I'm exclusive. I
don't know what she is.
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What would you think that makes me?
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Well, I think you are chatty.
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Sorry.
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So, is her grandmother Dawn?
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No, not yet, but you better hurry. She's
not going to be with us for much
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longer. Oh, my God.
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Hey!
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What happened to you? You look great.
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I knew you'd want to see this for
yourself. The most amazing thing
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doctor said she's okay to go home.
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at least I'm so happy for you. And it's
all thanks to this precious little boy.
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Yeah. How about that, huh? My speedy
saved the life.
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My speedy's a real miracle worker.
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Yeah. Yep, it's all thanks to my speedy.
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How long do you want to play this? You
gave the dog to me.
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Hey, this is really the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for my grandmother.
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Thank you so much.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Isn't that great? That sweet woman's dog
saved her life.
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Shut up.
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You're just going to let her keep your
dog?
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No, I'm not. I got a plan.
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See, what I'm going to do is I'm going
to give her all the speedy stuff, then
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I'm going to break down crying.
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Not just a few tears, but like chest
heaving, sobbing, snot bubbles, the
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nine years.
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Why don't you just be a man and take
your dog back?
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I can't. Then she'll get mad and break
up with me. I can't cry hard enough to
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keep a woman from breaking up with me. I
know. I've tried.
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Let me ask you this.
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Have you had sex with her yet?
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Well, you know, not per se.
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Complicated than that. I really like
this errand.
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This could lead to something.
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And I love Speedy, too. I mean, look, I
got this farm at Oktoberfest.
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We had sausages together. We chicken
danced.
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It was his last big blow -up before his
testicles came on.
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Well, Drew, you know what I think?
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What?
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I think your testicles have come off.
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That's her. You've got to go. Okay,
okay. I'm off to the movies.
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Good luck, Mary.
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Hi. Hi. Oh, you look so great. I was
just about to tell you that. Yeah.
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Hey, listen, why don't I get a couple
beers and we'll head out and have some
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dinner? Great. That sounds wonderful.
Yeah, I know a really good French
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restaurant to do a really good...
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You know, fish and beef. They have these
great desserts. They set on fire.
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Wow. I guess the whole point of this is
I want my dog back.
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What? You mean my grandma's dog? You
gave him to her.
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Yeah, but I'll get her another dog, any
kind she wants. She doesn't want another
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dog. How about one of those St.
Bernard's with the little thing? She can
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wine to wash her pills down, which, by
the way, is probably what's keeping her
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alive, not my stupid dog.
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Look.
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Speedy makes her happy, okay? There's no
way in hell I'm taking him away from
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her.
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All right.
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I didn't want to play this card, but if
you don't give me my dog back, I just
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won't sleep with you.
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Goodbye, Drew.
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What part of I won't sleep with you
don't you understand?
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my pajamas, but you might have knobs on
the feet so I don't slip.
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You look kind of cute in that.
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Well, you look cute in everything.
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It's true. I could wear a sack and look
great.
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Now, I am going to put these sensors all
over your body
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and they'll track your movement.
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So, this goes right into the computer,
huh?
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Not just our computers.
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It's going live to our animators in
California.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know what? I think those sensors are
fine.
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I just have to make sure they're all
secure.
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Now, one final check before we get
started.
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Okay.
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like and don't move
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something's
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still moving
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To be an hour.
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Maybe you should go to lunch.
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I love the trailer. It's really
embarrassing. I'm sure you think it's
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disgusting. I'm sorry. I'll just leave.
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so closely with the opposite sex, I
understand.
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Well, gee, Traylor, thanks for being so
cool.
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I wonder why everyone says you're such a
bitch.
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So you want to go out sometime?
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Oh. Okay, here's the thing. I only go
out with guys who make more money than I
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do. Oh, how much is that?
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$125 ,000 a year.
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Oh, look at that. Ready to work.
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Oh, hello, Drew. Are you and your
friends here to see Speedy?
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Uh, yeah, kind of. Come on in.
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Speedy, you have visitors.
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Oh, my God, my dog looks like a French
whore.
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No, his legs aren't hairy enough.
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Is he eating steak?
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Oh, filet mignon.
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Hey, can I get his leftovers in a people
bag?
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Sullivan, the reason we're here is I
really miss Speedy, and I was wondering
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we could work out a compromise. You
know, we can split him up. You take him
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three days a week, I can take him three
days a week. We'll alternate Sundays.
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That way all the days are covered, all
the holidays, except, you know, Father's
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Day, because, you know, come on.
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No, you gave him to me.
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There's his homemade dog biscuits.
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Okay, Drew, now's your chance. Get
Speedy. Let's get out of here.
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Well,
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Why not? It's my dog, right?
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Come on, Speedy.
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Come on, let's get out of here. Get off
that big comfortable bed and let's go.
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Come on, buddy.
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Speedy, it's me. It's your dad.
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Oh, we ain't got a barrel of... Maybe
we're ragged and
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funny. True.
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True.
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You and your dog have a song?
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The song was special to us.
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Come on, Steve. You don't have to mess
around. Let's go.
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Come on.
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Let's go home.
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Come on. Don't take it.
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Don't take it personal, Drew. He's got a
sweet deal here. I mean, he's got all
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the steak he can eat, a fancy place to
sleep.
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Rich woman who gives him everything his
heart desires?
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You coming?
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You guys go ahead. I've got something to
do here.
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Hello, Natalie.
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Can I help you with those biscuits?
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to cheer you up.
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Yeah, thanks for making my house look
like a trap for 12 -year -old girls.
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Drew, let's say we go to the pound and
we help you pick out another dog, huh?
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No, I don't want another pet. They just
dump you when a better owner comes
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along. They didn't dump you, Drew.
They're just dumb animals who go where
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food is.
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Drew's out of chips. Let's go. All
right.
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Hey. Hey. What's going on?
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Oh, I just wanted to bring Speedy back.
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Grandma took a turn for the worse and
passed away the other night. Oh, gee,
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so sorry. Yeah, well, having Speedy
around made her last weeks a lot
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Thanks, Drew.
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You're welcome.
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Actually, I was just getting used to not
having him here.
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Uh -huh.
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I'm practicing public speaking. Give it
a speech to the city council about
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getting more streetlights.
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The duck there is the mayor.
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Well, I better get going.
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Listen, thanks again for everything.
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You're a really nice guy. Thanks. I
really like you, too. Hey, maybe we can
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out again sometime.
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Yeah, I'd like that.
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Hey, why don't you come to the funeral?
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I'm not really sure that's the right
occasion for a date, but we can make
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anything fun.
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I was talking about paying your respect.
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As was I.
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Give me a call.
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Okay.
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See ya.
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Bye.
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Well, well, well.
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Maybe
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I
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don't want you around, huh? Maybe I
don't need you anymore.
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What?
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No, I'm not falling for it.
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I don't care what you say.
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No.
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No, we ain't.
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As soon as the dog's asleep, we can quit
watching CNN and watch
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cartoons.
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Okay, Lewis?
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Okay,
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Lewis?
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Beer. Beer.
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