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Well,
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you got the engagement ring. What do you
think? Oh, Drew, it's beautiful.
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But you don't even know who you're
marrying yet.
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Yeah, well, I figure if I buy a diamond
ring, she will come.
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At least you'll put on a pretty good
show.
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And check out the ring my future wife
got for me.
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Oh, this is nice.
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Drew Carey.
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You're so fine, you're so fine, you blow
my mind.
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Drew Carey. Hey, I'm not marrying a
woman who doesn't love that song.
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Well, Drew, whoever your wife turns out
to be, she's a lucky lady.
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What's wrong?
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It's just... My birthday is next week,
and I have nothing to be happy about.
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It's your birthday. Why don't you say
something? Because I don't want to think
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about it.
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Listen, I'm all alone.
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Yeah, on my best birthday, my
grandfather got run over by a train.
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In front of me.
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Holding my present.
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On my best birthday, my parents rented a
pony with an erection.
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Well,
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I turn my problem, keep getting worse.
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And look at these holes that ate our
floor.
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Oh, wow.
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Hey, this is weird.
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From an angle, it almost spells... Get
out.
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Yeah, we see it, too.
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You don't think termites can actually
spell get out on the floor, do you?
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Well, I'm sure it's just a coincidence,
but in the off chance it's not, we're
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going to have the house tented and
fumigated. Yeah, we tried inspections,
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tried negotiations, nothing worked, so
now we're bombing them.
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Hey, so Drew, can we spend the weekend
at your house?
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Yeah, we thought we had a free trip to
the mountains, but that was too good to
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be true.
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Yeah, see, it says if you listen to a
sales pitch for one of these condos, you
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get to spend the night and you get a
free color TV.
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What they don't tell you is they only
want married couples.
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Hey, you know what? I've been borrowing
so much money on this wedding, I don't
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have a lot to spare, but I want to do
something nice for your birthday.
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So how would you like to spend the night
in a posh mountain resort?
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Really? You and me?
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Kelly?
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Will you be my pretend wife to score a
free color TV?
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I apply it from a resale point of view.
It's really a no -lose proposition.
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Now, this is the model you folks will be
staying in tonight.
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Check it out. Yeah, this is the last of
our three -bedroom units. You know, it's
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so popular that there's actually a
waiting list just to spend the night
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So if you're interested, I'd act fast.
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Oh, look at this view, honey.
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Check out the fireplace.
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Pretty romantic, eh, Mother?
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How long have you two been married?
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Oh, you know, 22 years.
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Really? You don't look old enough to
have been married for 22 years.
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He's actually counting from when we
first met.
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Yes. Um, he was my P .E. teacher.
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Yeah, boy, I remember looking at her
climbing up that rope, and I thought,
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one day that eighth grader's gonna be my
wife.
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I see. Well, there are still ten units
left in phase one, but, again, this is
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the only three -bedroom. Do you have
children? No, no.
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Champion Yorkies are our children.
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Yorkies, huh? Yeah, yeah. That's me.
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A disgraced PE teacher with tiny
effeminate dogs.
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You see all that land back there?
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That's a state park, which means they
can never build on it. Oh, it's
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It's like a painting.
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Holy crap, it's got a built -in VCR.
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Hey, uh, we get to keep this even if we
don't buy anything, right?
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Right.
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You know, before you make any decisions,
you really owe it to yourself to have a
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look around the grounds. We've got a
swimming pool, tennis courts, an amazing
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clubhouse. Oh, yeah, I'd love to take a
look.
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Actually, we should stay in. It's going
to get dark pretty soon, and after all,
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this is tick country.
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I'd be happy to show just you around,
Kelly. May I call you Kelly? Oh, yeah,
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sure. We could have drinks by the
swimming pool.
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Well, that sounds nice, but I... And
then I could show you the gym.
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Although... You obviously don't need to
work out.
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Thank you.
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Well, I bet you wouldn't be saying that
if you had to sleep with her every
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single night. I mean, whoo!
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We're just going to stay in. Thanks.
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Sure. I understand.
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Well, enjoy the condo, and I'll check
back with you tomorrow. Okay.
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Night, Ted.
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Sweet dreams, Kelly.
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right in front of your husband?
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Drew, we're not really married.
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He doesn't know that.
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Well, it's nice to know that you still
care after 22 years.
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Man, that was a great dinner, Lewis.
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You're the only one with the guts to
cook chicken the way I like it, rare.
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You know the deal. I make dinner, you
make dessert.
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I already got it, darn it.
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What is it? What's your favorite
dessert?
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Fried ice cream, but you can only get
that at a Mexican restaurant.
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Well, fried ice cream isn't just for
Mexicans anymore.
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I got the pan all heated up and greased
up, ready to fry you up a batch of ice
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cream.
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Huh. I wonder how they do...
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Greasy milkshake.
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I make you a nice pink chicken, and
that's the thanks I get.
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I'll just have cookies.
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I don't remember this being locked
before.
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That's funny. Why would Drew put a lock
on it?
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Well, obviously he doesn't want anybody
getting in there.
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Maybe he doesn't want anybody getting
out.
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Pretty strong lock. Whatever's in there
must be pretty valuable.
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There's only one thing it could be.
What?
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White chocolate.
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Oh, there's no such thing. How could
something be white and be chocolate?
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That's what makes it so valuable.
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Well, we're just going to have to wait
until he gets back to find out.
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Coffee in the living room? Sounds
delightful.
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All right, I can't take it.
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What is that?
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I don't know.
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Maybe it drew his leftovers.
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From Friday.
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Let's open it. No, no. If we open this
package, he'll know we went through his
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stuff.
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Yeah, that's true. He's being nice, and
we should respect his privacy. The best
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thing we should do is put it back and
forget about it.
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I think that's best.
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Some jacuzzi tub, huh?
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I got a question.
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How could a mindless stream of water
find something in five minutes that my
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husband couldn't find in 15 years?
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Just wanted your birthday to be special.
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Make a wish.
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What would you wish for?
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World peace and not to die alone.
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Well, you ruined that joke.
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I also got to this.
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You got me white rose?
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I went through your things.
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I guessed.
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Drew, this is so expensive. I thought
you were short of money.
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I was. Now I'm out of money.
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But now on your birthday, I want you to
think of perfume instead of... Watch
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out, Grandpa!
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Sorry to bother you, folks. I forgot to
mention.
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We have a complimentary champagne brunch
tomorrow from 9 to noon.
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Well, thank you very much.
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Good night.
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Wow.
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Whatever that scent is you're wearing,
it is wonderful.
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Thank you. I made her smell like that.
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It was a birthday present.
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Oh, really? It's your birthday.
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You know, if you were my wife and it was
your birthday, we'd be too busy
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to answer the door.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Just making small talk.
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Hey, since it's your birthday, Kelly...
No,
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no, no, Ted. Thank you. No, no.
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What'd you say to her? Nothing. Just
gave her a little birthday wish.
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What'd he say?
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Just forget it, Drew.
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What did he say exactly?
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Your what?
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Drew! Stop!
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Drew! I cannot believe this!
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God! Drew, have you lost your mind?
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You're right. I'm not thinking clearly.
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He hit on you. Right in front of me.
Like I didn't even exist.
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You know?
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It's, uh, it's insulting.
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I didn't send a word.
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Yeah, well, it's gone.
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I was all relaxed from my jacuzzi tub,
and now it's gone.
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What?
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Drew, I just cannot believe that you
punched somebody.
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If I didn't know better, I'd almost
think that you really were jealous.
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Oh, God, please, come on. I mean, you
know, we're just friends. Yeah, well, I
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know that we're just... Friends? I just
want to make sure that you know.
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I know.
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Well, so do I.
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You should close your robe a little.
Depends if I'm seeing a little more than
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friend should see.
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Well, you know, a friend wouldn't look.
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Well, as a safe driver, I have to be
aware of everything around me.
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We
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have
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to go back.
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What?
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There's no way. I'm not apologizing to
that guy. Uh, no, Drew, I... I think I
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left your ring by the jacuzzi.
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Glad this is your card.
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We'd smell it.
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What else would it be?
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Freaking big pile of money.
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If you put freaking at the front, it can
be anything, you moron.
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No, it certainly isn't fun.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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It opens up.
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It's an update.
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Hi, guy. For the last time, stay out of
my stuff.
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And don't open this tiny red box because
it's a trap.
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Whoa, that was close. We almost opened
it.
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Let's put it back. Whoa, whoa.
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Wait a minute.
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Have you had some chocolate?
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White chocolate.
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And you wanted to keep your friends away
from it, what would you do?
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Put it in a box, put a note on it
saying, don't open it, it's a trash.
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What could a tiny red box do to two
grown men?
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Jude, you keep a lookout and I'll go in
and get the ring.
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Crap, it's not... There's probably
somebody in there. Yeah, it's probably
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another couple. They said there was a
waiting list.
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It's a woman. Give me ten seconds before
you punch her in the face, okay?
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Can I help you? Hi.
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My name is Kelly, and this is Drew. And
we were staying here before you...
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We're pretty sure that we left something
here.
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Oh, well, we haven't found anything.
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Really?
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Excuse me.
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Can you believe that woman? She's
wearing my ring. I know.
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No, and she's obviously not going to
give it back.
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What are you going to do?
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Well, I say we go get that salesman guy.
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Yeah? You have sex with him, and while
everybody marvels at your lack of
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for me, I'll grab the ring.
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Would you just let it go?
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Sorry, but we didn't find anything. If
we do, we'll tell the manager. Okay,
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thank you. Oh, my goodness.
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What a beautiful ring.
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We have an anniversary coming up, and
this is exactly what I have been
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describing to my husband here.
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Do you mind?
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I'm guessing not.
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See, honey, this is the princess cut.
This is exactly
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what I want. Yes!
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Run!
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know what's
got into my wife.
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Run, you idiot!
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Almost home. Oh, good. Good.
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Uh, did I drool?
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Yeah, uh, among other things.
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You're incredibly relaxed when you
sleep.
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You made it back in four hours? How'd
you get back so quickly?
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I did 90 the whole way in the fog.
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This just wasn't our time.
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Oh, my God.
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Drew?
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Did you happen to buy two of these
rings?
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Well, at least the fog is lifted.
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Find out whatever it was I hid back in
Pittsburgh.
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Yeah, it was the headlights that woke me
up.
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Well, I better get home.
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Hey, listen, before you go, I'm really
sorry about this weekend. I just wanted
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you to have a great birthday. I blew it.
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Are you kidding me, Drew? Come on. I had
a guy flirt with me. I had two men
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fight over me. And I got a color TV.
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So you had a good time?
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The best birthday ever.
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Oh. You know, you make a pretty good
pretend husband.
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Yeah, and you're nothing but trouble,
Mother.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Here you go.
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Oh, Drew, you got the engagement ring
inscribed, too?
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No.
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We took the wrong ring back?
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You know what?
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We should do the right thing.
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Tomorrow, I'll get it appraised. If it's
worth less, we'll find a way to return
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it.
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Thanks again. Yeah.
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Bye. Bye.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Jim.
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Anything exciting happen while I was
gone?
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Nope.
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Same old, same old.
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Find a way to keep yourselves busy?
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Well, we spent most of the weekend
talking about how nice you were to let
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stay here and how we were going to find
a way to pay you back.
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Well, I'd better get rolling.
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Hey, you want to stop by the mall and
get some white chocolate? Okay.
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I'll stay in the car. You go ahead. All
right.
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Hello?
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I'm Oswald. This is Lewis.
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You'd like to stay here as long as
necessary to receive a free television?
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I'm sorry. We're all booked up.
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Oh, here we go.
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We've heard this before.
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The reason you're booked up is because
we're blue, isn't it?
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No. Of course not.
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Well, I don't even want to stay here
anymore.
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We'll just take the television and go.
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She only dialed three numbers. Do you
think she's calling information?
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It's time for plan B.
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You know, uh, our faces aren't the only
thing that's blue.
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Give us the TV and we won't show you.
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