All language subtitles for The Drew Carey Show s08e16 Suddenly No Summer

Okay, the auction's over in 30 seconds.
Come on, send our bid. No, no, no. Yeah,

yeah, now, now.

Nope, nope. The people who win these
things wait for the last second. Drew,

please don't screw this up. I really
want to go to Florida.

Do not worry. I'm not going to screw it
up. 20 seconds left. Put in our bid.

Come on.

Nope. I'll still push the button. Oh,
stop it. Stop it.

Drew, you've got 10 seconds. Oh, crap.

I can't look. Did we get it?

I don't know. I can't tell with all
these pop -ups. Anybody want to enlarge

their penis?

No.

I mean, yes, but not now.

Yeah, it cost a little more than a
travel agent, but it was fun, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, let's go down to the loading dock
and tell Oswald the good news. Oh, it's

going to be so exciting. He says the
winters are getting hard to take here.

wants to find a nice place that's warm
to settle down when we retire.

You just know that when one of them
dies, the other one's going to go in a

Thanks.

Uh, hey, Mimi?

There's a mistake in my paycheck. It's
like three times what I usually make.

So, you got the wrong one.

Trailer. The only way you can make this
kind of money is if you start crapping

caviar.

Thanks, but I already tried that.

as big as the ones I'm used to.

Oh, wait.

I just made that much.

Oh, wait.

Ha -ha, poor man made you wait.

Hey, come on, buddy. Don't compare
yourself to Traylor. That's like

apples and... well, older, less skilled
apples.

But she makes so much more money than
me, and she's only one level above me.

How am I supposed to ever move up?

Well, you can start by becoming fluent
in the advanced computer languages. You

know, start taking classes.

Yeah, he teaches one on the weekends,
and all our employees are welcome to

up. Well, I have a trip to Florida
planned. Can I skip a weekend?

Wow.

Dad was right.

Poor people are poor because they're
lazy.

Dude, they cover a whole semester in
eight weeks. If you miss a couple of

classes, you'll never get caught up.

All right, I gotcha.

By the way, some people aren't poor
because they're lazy. They're poor

they gave up.

Hey, Drew, I heard the good news. You're
going to Florida.

No, I can't. I've got to go to summer
school.

Really? They can still make us do that?

No, I just found out about the computer
class. If I take it, I may be able to

make some more money, so I'm going to
skip vacation this year.

Oh, man.

It won't be any fun without you. Yeah,
I'm sorry.

Well, to hell with him. We can still
have fun as a threesome, right, Kelly?

There's that word again.

No, I am not going if Drew doesn't go.

It wouldn't be any fun if it's just the
two of us.

Come on, Drew.

Forget about school.

Come drinking with us.

See, that's what we always do. We drink
and we party, and then we wonder why we

can't pay our gas bills.

You know what?

You're going to be sitting in that
classroom wishing you were outside

with us.

No, I'm not.

You know why? Because I'm going to work
hard, and I'm going to go put my fun in

the fun bank.

And years from now, I'm going to break
it open, and I'm going to have 30 % more

fun than you.

Why don't we move our fund to his bank?
He's getting 30%. That's a good

question. You know why? Why? 30 %!

Now, once you understand the basics of
Java, it'll open up a

whole new world of web page design.

Now, this week we're going to be
covering the graphical user interface,

which you can use as an app on your
website.

Now, we're going to begin this week by
creating a text -based program in Linux

and help you understand a little bit
more how the Java program is compiled.

Drew, is there something outside more
interesting than Java compiling?

I'm sorry, more interesting than what?

Moon over Parma,

shine on I -271

We can get together in the warm light of
the sun

So you see, it's Java's versatility that
makes it superior in web design, unlike

other programs like C++ or COBOL.

Now, when you run the compiler, it
translates the program into bytecode

computer can understand by simply
running the Java command.

I have a question. What's the difference
between Java and JavaScript?

Okay, we already went over that, Mimi.
We're going to be moving really fast

here. You need to keep up.

What is the difference between Java and
JavaScript?

Excellent question, Tiffany.

Let me show you on your computer here.

Excuse me, sir, but didn't I just ask
that question?

Okay, one more outburst like that, Mimi,
and I'm going to have to ask you to

leave.

I could get an A if I was willing to get
down on my knees.

I don't think threatening's going to do
you any good, Mimi.

taught me i am not going to florida i'm
in a class i'm staying in my class

okay any more questions

good now for your class project you're
going to be designing your own java

enabled website from scratch now you're
going to be in teams of two so just look

to the person next to you and that'll be
your partner hey excuse me there's

nobody next to me

Me meet partner since you two know each
other.

Well, I think we should have a red
background on our homepage.

No, I don't want red.

Why not?

I don't want you charging the screen.

Yeah, that's really funny.

Hey, what are you doing?

Deleting all the porn on your hard
drive.

Yeah, go ahead.

You can't delete the porn on dog...

Hey,

Drew. We're just passing by. Mind if we
pick up a beer? No, go ahead.

Okay,

look.

I'm sorry, but I can't stand here and do
nothing while you slowly kill yourself

with achievement.

You only have so many summers in your
lifetime, Drew, and you're blowing one

the great ones.

You weren't supposed to make him feel
bad.

I'm also not supposed to smell your hair
when you fall asleep on Drew's couch.

But I do, and I'm gonna keep doing it.

when he finally ends up on the news,
just remember, we saw it coming, and we

nothing.

Hey, Drew, don't listen to Lewis, man.

Just because it's your last summer
before you get married, have some rotten

kids, and die doesn't mean it has to be
special.

Okay, back to work.

You want to take five minutes and we'll
get some ice cream?

Why, do you?

Yeah. Then no.

Hang on. How come all the windows are
covered up?

Oh, well, we're having the outside of
the building patched up and repaired.

Windows will be covered for the next six
to eight weeks.

You're going to have the windows covered
up all summer? That's not...

You know, I may not participate much in
life, but I do like to watch it go by.

Hey, what's a few weeks in the grand
scheme of things?

The sun will be around for another five
billion years.

Yeah, but I won't.

Sure you will, just not in this form.

Maybe in your next life you'll be a
house cat in Paris, owned by rich

homosexuals who brush your fur all the
time.

If I kill myself tonight, do you think
I'd be in Paris by tomorrow?

I need the new product codes for the
inventory files right away.

I know you're spending all your time at
work and at school, but trust me, it's

all going to be worth it in the end.

Keep your eyes on the prize, man.

Keep chasing that carrot.

I suppose you're wondering what that's
all about. My grandmother died, and I

have to go.

How did she die?

How did she die? Her heart stopped,
dude. Her brain stopped. Her soul left

her body.

It's the legal definition of death,
doctor.

Here's to Grandma Carrie.

If you ever really do die, I'll be there
for you. If I can just figure out how

to get out of work.

I've been working really hard, and you
deserve this vacation.

How many drinks have you had?

Oh, just enough to fly in this big metal
death trap.

I'm proud of you too, Drew. You're
living your life, huh? And what's the

thing that could happen?

Uh, they'll find out I lied, they'll
fire me, I'll become a drunk, I'll pass

on railroad track, and the train will
cut my head off.

Well, tomorrow.

Today we party, huh?

because, you know, it's not like my
mom's going to call work and they'll

grandma's not really dead.

You know, that would never happen to me
because I'm Mr. Lucky.

Actually, your life has been fraught.
I'm being sarcastic.

Fraught?

And why are you scratching?

I'm just a little stressed out because I
miss class.

When I get stressed out, I get a little
itchy.

But, you know, so I missed a couple of
classes, so I'll just pull an all

-nighter and make it up when I get home.

What's the point?

Doctors say the brain starts shrinking
after age 12.

No, they say your brain starts shrinking
after the age 12.

Oh, no. That means by the time I'm 60,
I'll be the size of a pea.

I'll sound like a spray paint can.

Good afternoon, everybody.

We'll be landing in 45 minutes.

The current weather in Miami is 83
degrees and sunny.

know each other very well, but... Pardon
me?

Hey, guys, you ready to go out? Whoa!

That is hard to look at.

Drew, are you sure that you want to go
out tonight?

Wait a minute. This could work for us.
How so?

Oswald and I will stand at the back of
the bar, okay? Then you come in and you

drive the girls to us.

I saw it on a Western. It's how they
trap cattle in canyons.

You know, maybe I should just...

Stan and I get some rest. Maybe this
stuff will go away.

Yeah.

Yeah, that might be a good idea.

Yeah, we'll just, uh, we'll go out as a
threesome.

Yeah,

that sounds good. That sounds good.

Okay, take care of Drew.

Oh, hey.

Kurtz. I think I got a cold.

Oh. How come you let me sleep with my
head in the refrigerator last night?

I'm sorry. It's just dark and I was
drunk and I have a

deed to a pet store in my pocket.

There is a lot about last night that I
can't explain.

Oh, you poor thing.

You have a fever.

That's okay. I don't care.

I'm gonna enjoy the last two days I have
left in Miami.

Oh. Now, be a dear and push me out to
the sea.

Hey, we found a boat to take us out
snorkeling.

Ooh, snorkeling.

Yeah, well, here's your mask.

It's gonna be great. We're gonna press
our butts up against the bottom of a

glass -bottom boat.

Hey, this is a perfect...

James Bond.

I think I'm too sick to go snorkeling.

Oh, man.

First the hives, now a cold?

Could have partied harder with a bubble
boy.

Yeah, still want to go snorkeling?

Oh, I don't know if I want to go. I
think Drew would have wanted us to have

Let's do it for Drew.

I'm not dead.

Come on, Drew. Let's get you in bed.

getting like a leak wow this sucks you
know when i was a kid summer vacation

three months long when i started working
and it's two weeks and then now it's

two days and it's all ruined hey drew
look it's raining yeah figures well

hey at least everyone's good time is
ruined yeah

Sun.

The sun's up.

Oh, God.

What a beautiful day.

Hey, how come you're packing?

Because we're leaving in four hours.

What? No!

This is my summer!

It can't end like this, not like this!

Jeez, how many towels are you taking?

to my pet store.

Oh, well.

Look who finally got up.

Oswald, Drew's up. Come and tell him
about the shark we saw on our snorkeling

trip.

All right.

That's what happened with the shark.

Bastard swam off with my left arm.

Just kidding.

He took a chunk out that time.

You should have seen that big, ugly
hammerhead thrashing her out in the

It was hilarious.

It's a tiger shark. I know.

Well, I'm just glad that you're okay.

Why don't we... You guys meet up in,
like, half an hour for lunch, and that

we can finish packing, and then we can
go to the airport.

No!

There's four hours left in the sun, and
I'm gonna take it.

This is my summer.

I'm an American.

It's summer.

We fought in the summer in Antietam and
the beaches of Normandy.

The point is, I'm taking off my clothes.
I'm going to lay out some wicker.

Wow.

You have to really admire that guy.

Never gives up.

Not every man has the drive and
determination to take the lounge by a

He's going to stick to that wicker.

Drew, since you missed last week's
classes because your grandma died,

had to partner Mimi with Tiffany, the
former exotic dancer, it turns out, I

you to do an extra assignment.

What? You mean on top of all the work I
already have to make up? Oh, yes.

I want a 5 ,000 -word essay on the
evolution of HTML4.

And an original sonnet would make a
woman's heart swoon and melt.

Try to rhyme something with epiphany.

Epiphany?

You ever hear that word in a strip club?

No. Then keep thinking.

So you ticked off the teacher, got all
that extra work for three lousy hours in

the sun.

Was it worth it, pig?

Was it worth it?

Yeah.

It was worth it.

Bye.