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So, trailer, you in on the Super Bowl
pool?
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Do you know what I'll be doing on Super
Bowl Sunday, Mimi?
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I'm going to read Madame Bovary in the
original French.
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I never met anyone who would better be
served by an hour of rough biker sex.
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Yeah, I guess all that reading and
education was just a waste of time. I
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what'd it get me?
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Oh, that's right, five times your
salary.
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Now pick up my pen.
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I'm not picking that up. You were
chewing on it. Before that, I dunked it
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toilet.
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Mimi. Pig.
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Hey, did you ever have one of those
mornings where no matter how much coffee
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drink, you just can't wake up?
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Ah!
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Woo! That did it.
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I might have to look at you again this
afternoon, because I get a little draggy
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around three.
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Hey, everybody, we've got some great
news.
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We decided to spend this year's entire
advertising budget on one 60 -second
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commercial during the Super Bowl.
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You guys make kissing your ass a real
uphill battle. You know that?
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Well, I think it's a great idea.
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You know, a billion people watch the
Super Bowl. They all love the
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Exactly. A veggie burger company tried
it a few years ago, and their sales went
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through the roof.
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Yeah, you know, I bought a box of those
myself.
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Yeah, I was going to use them for dog
treats, but the dog wouldn't go near
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Anyway, we hired an ad agency to come up
with a great idea, and they tell us
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they have. And since you're all part of
the team, we want you to see it, too.
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So, we turn the stage over to Derek and
Evelyn from the Mind Changer Agency.
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Hi, everybody.
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When we talked about what we wanted to
say about Neverending Store, we came up
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with the idea...
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of infinite possibilities.
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Evelyn?
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Our commercial begins with a beautiful
woman on a white stallion.
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They ride through a field and then
suddenly the horse takes flight and
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space. A never -ending field of stars.
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They approach an old man.
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on a golden throne.
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Luna gets off the horse and says, Who?
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What? Where?
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Why? And the old man says,
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We push in on his open mouth and
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emerging from the darkness we see
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That was a good one.
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Why don't you guys like it?
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Well, for one thing, a regular guy
watching the Super Bowl is going to be
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drinking a beer. He's not going to be
tripping on mushrooms.
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Okay, every man, what would you like to
see? A bikini model with
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neverendingstore .com written across her
chest?
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Yeah, well, you know, there's a reason
that Sports Illustrated doesn't have an
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old man screaming issue.
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Excuse me, who's there?
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third largest advertising agency in
Cleveland?
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My dad.
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Well, look, everybody does these big,
complicated commercials.
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If you want to stand out, you've got to
do something different, you know? Make
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it simple.
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Like what, Drew?
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Oh, I don't know. Just have a guy come
out and say, hey, how you doing? If
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you're like me, you don't have time to
go to the mall. But I found a place on
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the internet called NeverEndingStore
.com and it has great stuff at great
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prices. They get it to you fast.
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You should try it. It makes shopping
easy.
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You're fired.
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You too.
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And the horse you rode in on.
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Drew, what you just said was perfect.
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I mean, it was simple and it was real.
And spontaneous.
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What if we did the only live commercial
on the Super Bowl? Right here in the
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office. No special effects, just a
simple man and a simple message.
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A regular guy. A real guy.
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Drew Carey.
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No, no way.
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No, me in front of a billion people?
Forget it. We'll pay you.
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No, sorry. Not enough money in the
world. $5 ,000.
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Hey, what do you know?
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There is enough money in the world.
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Hi, welcome to Love, Almada Style, the
show where Cleveland singles meet.
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Our first lonely lady is Joanne.
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Tell us about yourself, Joanne.
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I'm a flight attendant.
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A flight attendant, wow.
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I bet you've been all over the world.
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No, I do the Cleveland -Cincinnati
shuttle.
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Back and forth and back and forth, over
and over and over.
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Unbelievable.
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Well, if you would like to meet this
first -class lady, call the number
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on the screen.
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Hey, Larry, I can't get it to flash,
man.
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Call 555 -0198.
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Hey, isn't that the guy who tried to fix
Drew up? Yeah, Larry has his own cable
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access show. We've seen every one of
them. Oh, are you trying to make a love
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match? No, he comes on after the Korean
motivational speaker.
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Did I miss that Korean real estate guy?
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Damn it.
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He's not a real estate guy. He's a
motivational speaker.
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No, you've got to watch it all the way
through. He's selling knives.
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So, Drew, or should I say the $5 ,000
man?
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Oh, you heard.
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Hey, everybody at the store has heard.
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Wow, $5 ,000, man.
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Hey, so are you still going to work and
stuff?
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You know, just to keep your mind busy.
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Actually, I wish I didn't have to do the
stupid commercial at all, but my bosses
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won't let me out of it. The manager, are
you a little nervous?
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Of course he's nervous. The whole
world's going to be watching, and the
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of the company's relying on him.
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Yeah, plus they don't do so good on TV.
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Okay, kids, we're just about ready to go
live.
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Now remember, always look at the camera
with the red light on top of it. And
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don't forget...
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All your friends and family are going to
be watching, so you don't want to let
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them down.
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I don't want to see any of you wiseasses
doing any of this.
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Or any of this. Digs?
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And we are live in 5, 4, 3, 2... Hello,
Cleveland,
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and welcome to Junior Academic
Challenge. We've got two well -matched
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vying for some valuable prizes, so let's
get right to it, shall we?
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Our first contestant is Drew Carey from
Benjamin Franklin Elementary.
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Tell us, Drew.
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What's your favorite subject in school?
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No matter how many times I see that,
it's always funny.
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What'd I tell you about that?
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Wait a minute. You're actually thinking
of giving up $5 ,000 just because you're
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scared? You know what?
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You have a lot more to lose than just
the money, okay? This could really help
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you with your female trouble.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about meeting women, huh?
You'd be famous. And what's the one
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that women like more than money, huh?
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Fame? Fame?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, fame.
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Well, I hate to admit it, but she's
right. I once took my top off.
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At an Elton John concert to try to get
his attention.
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How'd that work out between you and the
man in the Marie Antoinette costume?
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Shut up.
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You know, a lot of women would see it.
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Exactly. And just because you faded when
you were eight doesn't mean that you're
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going to do it now.
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I mean, haven't you talked in front of a
large group of people since then and
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done okay?
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Yeah, but it wasn't in front of a bunch
of TV cameras and stuff.
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Hey, you know what? If you want advice
on how to be cool in front of a camera,
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you should talk to your friend on TV
there.
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Yeah, you know, Larry does that show
live every week. Something's always
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wrong and nothing ever bothers him.
What, Larry?
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I don't know.
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Track lighting.
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That's fascinating.
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Coming up next week, Melissa, a former
gymnast whose family owns a brewery.
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You don't want her to swing by.
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Okay.
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The first rule would be... cool on
camera is to remember that even if you
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something stupid, only five, ten
thousand people are going to see it.
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Well, a quarter of the world's going to
see it if I do something stupid because
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my commercial's on during the Super
Bowl.
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Super Bowl, huh?
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Maybe you'd be more comfortable doing it
here. I wouldn't charge you a penny to
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use my set.
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No, I couldn't take advantage of you
like that.
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Okay, here's a tip.
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Look past the camera at the guy standing
behind it and talk to him.
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That way you're just talking to one guy.
Like, you're not nervous talking to me
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now, are you?
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No. See?
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Now, here's my secret weapon. It always
helps me relax.
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I
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do
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that all night.
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Stress out. I do it right before I go in
the air. Try it.
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Wow.
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That's amazing. I do feel a little more
relaxed.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of actors do it.
Oh, thanks, man.
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From now on, if anybody asks me why I'm
so relaxed, I'll tell them it's because
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Larry Elmata made me scream into a
pillow.
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30 seconds to air, Larry.
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Hey, since you're here, you want to be
my first guest? Talk about yourself?
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Maybe get a date? Nothing I'd rather do.
How do I look?
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Like Drew Carey Grant.
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Ten seconds, Larry.
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In five, four, three, two... Hi, I'm
Larry Almada, and
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welcome to Love, Almada Style.
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Our first guest is a man who's dying to
get married, Drew Carey. Drew, tell the
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people about yourself.
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Ah!
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Just step over it.
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So the Super Bowl's a week away, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, I think you're ready.
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Drew, are you all right? We've got the
show at the Warsaw.
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Yeah, great.
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Was everybody laughing when I fainted?
No, no.
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Everybody was really worried about you.
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Although when you...
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got up and crawled away in your belly,
one or two people might have laughed a
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little.
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What the hell happened? You're so
relaxed and confident.
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Yeah, and then they turned the camera on
me. I got all nervous, lightheaded.
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I gotta tell my boss I can't do this
stupid commercial.
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What about the money?
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What about the exposure, huh? Becoming
famous?
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What about the women?
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Oh, yeah.
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Women love a man who gets the vapors.
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Well, that's because I haven't eaten or
slept in days.
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You didn't eat all day?
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No.
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Wait a minute. When you did that kiddie
show, did you have anything to eat that
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day?
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Um, no, no. I was so nervous about doing
the show, I didn't eat anything. All I
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was doing was drinking black coffee and
eating dry toast.
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Wait,
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you were drinking black coffee when you
were eight?
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Yeah, well, my mom didn't think that
cream and sugar was good for me.
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of course you're going to pass out.
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Wow. I never thought of that. That makes
sense.
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Thanks. Thanks a lot.
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I hope this works out for you, Carrie.
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I know you've had a tough time with your
job and the ladies.
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You deserve a little good luck.
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But sweet, Larry.
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Now I'm bursting with sweet, babe.
Interested?
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Absolutely.
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Let's go have sex in a cheap motel room
right now.
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You guys know her better than me. Do I
follow her?
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So, Drew, only a couple minutes to
halftime. How you doing, buddy?
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Pretty good. You guys drunk?
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Well, he is, but I'm not. I don't numb
myself with alcohol.
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He's on anti -anxiety pills.
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They're from a doctor.
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Drew, have you tried the shrimp? They're
delicious.
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I know. I've been eating them all day.
They're great.
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Well, hey, have another one. I don't
know. I'm getting kind of full.
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What are you, trying to fit in your prom
dress? Eat one.
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Now have a crab cake.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Better safe than sorry. That's right.
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Hey, and now have one of these deviled
eggs wrapped in bacon.
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Oh, man.
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I love these. If they had waffles in
them, it'd be a perfect breakfast.
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Save room for the fried cheese balls.
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They go down easy because of the grease.
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What are you doing here? I thought you
were going to stay home and read Madame
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Bovary.
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Evan and Scott made me come, you know,
to support the company.
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It's ridiculous watching rich
Neanderthals run around playing a stupid
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game. No benefit to society, no regard
for people's feelings.
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Dating impressionable high school girls
and then just going off to play for the
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Philadelphia Eagles and never calling me
again after I gave you my innocence.
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Have another stuffed mushroom cap.
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Why not?
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Okay, this is it. Let's get them in a
position.
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Okay, everybody, 30 seconds to air.
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Here we go.
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Good luck, man. How are you feeling?
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I'm full, but I feel pretty good.
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Okay. Pete, one last pepperoni nugget?
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No, they're not.
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Oh, hey.
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For luck.
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And we're going in five, four, three,
two...
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These things happen.
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Jeez,
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you better stop sooner. We're going to
have to gather two of every animal.
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Well, two seconds to go and he's still
on his feet. At least he can say he went
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the distance without fainting.
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Oh, this I got to hear.
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You missed the halftime show.
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Drew, cheer up.
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Hey, how many people wake up knowing
that today is going to be better than
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yesterday?
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Not many, but you do, Mr. Lucky.
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I envy you.
275
00:18:03,871 --> 00:18:08,319
You know, this has got to be some kind
of record.
276
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I ruined my life in 60 seconds.
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The store's going to go out of business.
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No woman wants anything to do with me
now.
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00:18:13,981 --> 00:18:17,349
Come on, don't feel bad. Hey, you know
what? You did a great service for
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America's teenage girls, huh?
281
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Word on the street is bulimia is no
longer cool.
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Oh, hey, Drew.
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Mimi told us we could find you here.
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Oh, yeah. This is where I throw up non
-professionally.
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We just came by to give you your check.
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I still get the five grand?
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00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:38,429
Oh, yeah, we put a video of you vomiting
on the website.
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We got 100 ,000 hits just today. Almost
shut down our server.
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00:18:41,711 --> 00:18:47,429
Yeah, people are already saying that
puking Drew is going to be more popular
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than a dancing baby.
291
00:18:48,481 --> 00:18:54,269
Yeah, we got our name out there big
time, and that's exactly what we wanted.
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Thanks, Drew.
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00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:58,920
Yeah, hey, listen, not for nothing, but
this check's only for $4 ,700.
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Yeah, we had to give the janitor an
extra $300.
295
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The important thing is the commercial
was a big hit.
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Drinks are on us.
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00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:13,010
Excuse me. Hi.
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Aren't you the guy who threw up during
the Super Bowl?
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00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,630
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I knew this was
coming. Yes.
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00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,910
I'm the guy who threw up during the
Super Bowl.
301
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I didn't mean to upset you. I just, um,
I don't know. I never met anybody famous
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before, so I was wondering if you, uh,
wanted to dance or something.
303
00:19:43,161 --> 00:19:45,679
Yeah, yeah. You want to hang out with me
because I'm famous.
304
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You don't care what I'm famous for.
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You don't care if I did anything good,
if I did anything bad.
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You're on TV.
307
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You know, I like the way you think.
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You know what?
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You're so down -to -earth, too.
310
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I knew you would be.
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Well, you know, I try to keep it real.
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I
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never
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thought anyone who
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00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,160
better deserved. I just couldn't laugh.
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00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,410
with the Marie Antoinette con... Oh.
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00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:42,330
Before that, I dunked it in the toilet.
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