All language subtitles for The Drew Carey Show s08e07 Family Affair.eng

Working on a laptop close to the end of
a job I've been doing since half past

ten. I don't believe that it's frozen
again. The system has gone down, oh.

Down, oh. Down, oh. I don't believe that
it's frozen again. The system has gone

down, oh.

So I took it down to the help desk guy.
I said, make it better or I'm gonna cry.

He said, I'm sorry, your computer died.

The data can no longer be found, oh.

Found, oh.

Found, oh.

It said, I'm sorry, our computer has
died. The data can no longer be found

To the roof with a laptop I did go. Over
to the edge and I gave it a

throw. And when it arrived seven stories
below, it really made a mighty fine

sound -o.

Sound -o, sound -o. When it arrived
seven stories below, it really made a

fine sound -o.

Hello. Hi, Oswald. Hey, Kelly.

Are you ready to go to Tony and Tina's
wedding? You know, I've never been to a

play where the audience gets to
participate.

Yeah, me neither.

I'm going to get loaded and try to do a
bridesmaid.

I wonder where Drew and Steve are.

The play starts in 20 minutes and I
don't think I can supervise you by

I am quite a handful, aren't I?

Hey. Hey. Sorry I'm late.

How could you be working late when you
don't know what your job is?

Well, it makes me look like I know what
I'm doing if I stay late. So, you just

sit there for hours doing nothing?

No, I work. I mean, I make copies. I get
coffee for people.

The other day I did a puppet show at the
daycare center.

How long do you think you can keep this
up, Drew?

I don't know. How long did Martha
Stewart get away with it?

Listen, I'm really sorry, but I'm not
going to be able to make it to the play

tonight. Here are your tickets.

Why not?

Well, Mimi's other plans for the weekend
got canceled, so I'm going out to Pima

Tuning with her.

She's been bugging me for a week to take
her out to the woods.

Yes, but she smells of human now. Her
kind may not accept it.

She wants to see the leaves change.

That's something people do. A bear or a
buffalo would have no interest.

Okay, okay, come on. Let's get going. If
we leave now, we can still see most of

the play.

Maybe we should just see a movie. I hate
being late for a play.

I met the beginning of Cats. I never did
find out how those poor people turned

into cats.

All right, we'll see a movie.

What cartoon do you want to see?

Actually, it's a foreign film I'd like
to see.

There is no way we can stop Godzilla.

What are you saying, John?

I'm saying he cannot be stopped.

Damn it. When will mankind learn to stop
playing God?

Hey, I'm sure he's a monster, but if I
went out with him for a while, I think I

could change him.

You know what doesn't make any sense in
this? I think all Japanese kids think

that blazers look good with shorts.

the focus. We'll be paid 99 cents for
you blurry monsters.

Hey, focus!

Oh, my God, that's my brother.

Hey, would you focus?

Well, this is an adult theater. This
never happened.

We've got to get out of here.

Thank you.

Was that so hard?

Shut up, four -eyed.

I think that's the thing that used to
yell at me when this was an adult movie

here.

Every morning just to keep a job, I
gotta fight my way through the bustling

Sounds like a city pounding in my brain
while another day goes down the drain.

Yeah, yeah, it's a five o 'clock world
when the whistle blows.

No one owns a piece of my time.

And there's a five o 'clock me inside my
clothes, thinking that the world looks

fine.

the first and only ones to ever say this
to you, but cool shoes.

Yeah, we're just testing them. We're
thinking about selling them online.

You think these will sell?

I don't know. I think if anybody else
was wearing them, they might look

Oh, we have a tech question we need to
ask you. Our Unix router's been screwing

up a lot.

Oh, well, then maybe you should talk
with them, see if there's any problems

home.

Drew, a router is a piece of computer
hardware.

I knew that, Scott.

I meant you should talk to it in like a
computer language and reprogram it.

Whoa, metaphor police, take me away,
officer.

Oh, so by problems at home, you mean an
issue with the server.

Does that make sense?

Yes. Then that's exactly what I meant.

You know what?

He's amazing. He not only thinks outside
the box, He thinks outside the box that

the box is in.

You wonder why you only get hairy vegan
girls?

That's why you only get hairy vegan
girls.

Hey.

Hey, Karen, how you doing? Oh, hey,
Drew.

Your hair looks great. It's a little
shorter than usual.

Oh, yeah. I got it caught in the machine
and it yanked out a big hunk.

I was in the emergency room for over
eight hours.

I was a bloody mess.

Well, you should have done it earlier,
because your hair looks great.

Thanks.

I have permanent nerve damage.

Yeah, speaking of nerve, I was trying to
work mine out to ask you to this office

party next week. I was wondering if you
want to go and be my date.

Oh, wow, sure, yeah.

It's nice to meet a computer guy who
actually is interested in having a

life.

I'll pick you up at 8. Great. I can't
wait. I'm tingling all over.

Except that part of my head that doesn't
have any feeling.

Hey, it's my date for the office party.
She's pretty cute, huh?

Uh -oh, look what you're doing. Talking
to me.

I'm sorry, I thought you knew. In the
movie of my life, you're just background

to make Cleveland look real.

Trailer, this is my husband, the father
of my beautiful son.

Steve, this is the bitter, childless
trailer.

Oh, good for you, you've reproduced. I
look forward to supporting your bundle

hillbilly joy with my tax dollars.

Let's be adults about that.

Enjoy your new haircut.

How was your trip to private tuning? By
the way, I just saw a movie over the

weekend about your trip to Tokyo.

We didn't get to go camping.

My car broke down on the way home from
the store and I was stuck at the garage

all night.

What's wrong with your car?

Hey!

You know, I'm stuck with a sick car all
night and I get the third degree.

That's a fine... Hey, new tie.

Yeah.

You like it? Yeah, is it silk? No, it's
a blend. I can't even tell, can you? No,

no. How much was it? Guess.

$50. No.

$40. No. $30. No.

I thought...

Drew, I have to talk to you.

I've done something horrible to Mimi.

She's still walking around. It wasn't
that horrible.

Stop it. I just can't keep telling all
these lies.

I cheated on Mimi.

What? I just had to tell someone. I feel
so guilty.

It just happened.

She's the new stylist down at the
Parmatown Mall, and she was so nice, and

was so good at massaging my scalp.

You sleep with the first person that
rubs your head? What are you thinking?

You've got a family.

No.

Look, this is no excuse, but being out
of work and being stuck at the house all

day, I wasn't feeling like much of a
man.

Well, you know, I bet there's times that
Mimi doesn't feel like much of a man.

You don't see her cheek all night.

Look, it's over.

It was a one -time thing. I can't
believe I did this to Mimi.

I'm a monster.

Hey, listen, listen.

It's okay, it's okay. Listen, I'm trying
to keep a low profile here. You're a

big bald man crying on my shoulder.

I'm sorry.

So, let me ask, is this woman, is she
anything like Mimi?

No, she's a bit rougher around the
edges.

Are you sleeping with a bucket of broken
glass?

I've got to start being a lot more
specific when I pray.

Who are you?

I live here. Who are you?

Gloria.

I'm an acquaintance of your brother's.

True. Gloria, why did you take your
dress off?

To make you think twice about breaking
up with me, come here.

Do you have to seduce him in my house? I
got an old dog with a bad heart that

lives here, lady.

I'm really sorry.

But I didn't want to break up with her
at some nice restaurant where she might

go crazy and break something nice, so I
brought her here.

Hey, I have a lot of nice... All right.

That wouldn't have worked. I still love
Mimi.

Look, we don't have time for this, okay?
You have to get out of here, and we

have to get to that party at work. Come
on, let's go.

Mimi! Hey! Hey! It's Mimi! Hey! Hi!
Hello!

I've been looking all over for you. What
are you doing here? We've got to get to

the party. That's Mimi?

Yeah, I'm Mimi. Who the hell are you?

My new lady.

Let's take one car.

It'll be easier to park.

Touch me and I'll knee you in the family
jewel.

Right back at you.

One first bite.

What say we play a game?

Bingo, I'm the driver.

Ohio.

Ohio.

Ohio.

Ohio.

Ohio. Ohio.

Knock it off!

So, Gloria, we have something in common.

We both sleep with carry men.

Hey, how about them Chinese fish that
can walk across the sidewalk? What's up

with that, huh?

Isn't she great?

Cut to the feel and we faster.

The only way I'm going to get through
tonight is if I get really hammered.

I got kind of a special situation here
and I want to attract a lot of

okay?

Don't draw attention.

Honey, I am beautiful and bright like
the sun. Would you say don't stare at

sun?

Hey, it's Drew. Are you there?

Can you pick up?

Hey, listen, I'm really sorry.

Something came up, but I really couldn't
make it.

I'll make it up to you someday really
soon, okay?

I'm really sorry. And by the way, keep
your doors locked, because the Chinese

fish are coming.

Okay, for the record, I showed up at the
party.

You got five seconds to stare at me.

Great party, guys. Oh, this is nothing.
Back in 98, when the Nasdaq was flying

high, we flew everyone to Paris. Had the
finest chefs prepare a 14 -course meal.

Of course, now I can't eat that rich
food anymore with my bleeding ulcer.

I used to have $50 million.

Now I buy my shoes at the supermarket.

Your girlfriend killed off the only
bottle of scotch, and now she's eyeing

gin.

Wow, what did I ever see in her?

Yeah, what's with her anyway? She keeps
glaring at me.

What do you expect? She's a floppy,
boozy shrew.

And that's why I love her.

Hello, Drew.

Karen, hey!

I just called you and left a message. I
thought we had a date. I thought you

were going to pick me up.

Yeah, I just dropped by to see if the
party was worth going to.

Looks great. Go home. I'll pick you up.

What are you talking about?

Oh, well, maybe Drew's other date can
explain.

Gloria, other date?

Two dates, Drew. Talk about playing with
fire.

Hey, Gloria, this is Drew's other date.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name,

sweet pea.

Well, I guess we should have a cat fight
because you're stealing my man.

You brought this ugly old drunk instead
of me.

Hey, you can't talk that way about my
brother's other girlfriend.

You pig.

He is a pig. He said he was leaving his
wife.

of games has started.

And you're it.

Come on, honey.

Let's go.

Gloria!

Surprised to see me?

Gerald, what are you doing here?

Punching the guy who screwed around with
my wife.

Oh, hey, look at me. I'm in again.

Gloria, you're married? You never told
me.

Why do you care, Steve?

I can't do this anymore.

Mimi.

I'm the one having an affair with her.

Oh, stop covering for the pig.

Mimi, I'm serious.

Oh, my God.

Mimi, it was a mistake, and it's over. I
promise you.

Yeah, he's right. You know, he tried to
pick up with her, but she wouldn't

listen. She's one of those women that
goes after bald, unemployed men at the

mall.

I want you out of my house.

When I get home, you better be gone.

Mimi. You were the only man that I ever
trusted.

Oh.

Thanks for helping ruin my marriage.

Mimi.

Mimi.

Well?

What do you have to say for yourself?

I'm sorry.

You know I only love you, baby. Do you?

Oh, sweetie.

I can't... Stay mad at you.

Let's hop in the Bonneville and find us
a motel.

Well, I couldn't tell Mimi because
Steve's my brother, you know, and he

was going to break it off.

And I mean, it's only fair because he
covered for me when I was married to two

women at the same time.

I showed up at the party.

You got five seconds to stare.

Good night.

Hey.

You're not going to do anything stupid,
are you?

No, I'm not going to jump.

So what are you doing here?

Thinking about how I'm going to get the
most beautiful woman in the world to

love me?

Hey, man, didn't you be thinking about
Mimi?

I am.

Yeah.

Oh, don't worry.

She'll come back to you.

You think so?

Yeah, you did something horrible. That's
got to punish you.

Next on A Bonus Drew, the search for a
bride heats up with help from an old

friend. The magazine referred to me as
one of Cleveland's many matchmaking

services.

He may find the woman of his dreams.

That is so great. He'll wine her and
dine her. Ah, my special chili.

It's a special recipe that's been in the
Hormel family for years.

Until she finally gets the point. Wow,
that's really nice.

There's just one more question.

Will you marry me?

Special guest the Goo Goo Dolls on a
bonus Drew.

Next. Looks like I'm getting married.

Hello,

boys. Yes, Johnny.

Looks like Drew got himself in another
pickle.

I'll tell you, Johnny. Seems like every
week it's something.

Somebody should write a song about it.
Maybe I will.

Could not.

Well, Drew's going to see the girl who
proposed and maybe tell

her yes. Tell her yes.

And he met another while riding on the
bus.

Oh, what a...

What you gonna do?

Who you gonna choose?

How y 'all like my new shoes?

Nice shoes take you where you want to
go.

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