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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:04,440 So, how was your big date last night? 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,700 Did you take her to play miniature golf? 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,140 Yeah, yeah. You know, I caught her cheating. 4 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:12,620 Made her take a penalty stroke. 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:16,759 You know what you did? 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:17,960 Stabbed me with a little pencil. 7 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,810 I wish you would have called first. I could have been sitting here eating a 8 00:00:30,810 --> 00:00:31,970 sandwich in the nude or something. 9 00:00:33,410 --> 00:00:35,110 Is that something you do? 10 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:38,450 Well, sometimes, if it's a sloppy sandwich. 11 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:45,350 I'm sorry. When I got your e -mail about your marriage, I just had to come and 12 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:46,790 say, sir, give me a hug. 13 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:50,670 That's not what I'm marrying, Ma. You remember the Newmarks we used to live on 14 00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:51,209 the street? 15 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:53,190 Oh, yeah, those hard -drinking Catholics. 16 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:57,030 With that homely buck -toothed girl. 17 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,660 That would be me. 18 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:07,200 Oh, my goodness. Well, look how lovely you turned out. And to think the state 19 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,420 almost took you away. 20 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:14,860 Well, now, where is my little grandchild factory? 21 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:16,380 Uh, I don't know. 22 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,860 What do you mean, dear? 23 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,400 I thought you said you read my email. 24 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:22,520 I did. It said you were going to get married May 19th. 25 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,720 Yeah, but below that. Didn't you read below that? 26 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,200 There was nothing below that. 27 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:28,900 Yeah, you... 28 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:29,990 You just scroll down? 29 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:31,350 Scroll down. 30 00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:34,370 Little arrows? 31 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:36,170 Oh, mine didn't have any little arrows. 32 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:43,110 Well, if it didn't have any arrows, then it's a collector's item. It's one of a 33 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:46,050 kind. The only one in the world that's worth millions, Ma. 34 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:47,109 We're rich! 35 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,110 We're rich! 36 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:49,149 We're rich! 37 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,150 Now, 38 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:54,170 are you getting all this anger from that M &M's film? 39 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,520 that he hates his mother, too. 40 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:06,080 Anyway, the email said I'm getting married on May 19th. Yes, I rented a 41 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,000 everything. I just haven't found the woman yet. 42 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:09,300 Oh. 43 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:11,800 Well, you know, that sort of makes sense. 44 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:14,800 You know, Joe, you always did well when you set goals. 45 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,320 Remember your goal of dry bed by third grade? 46 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,300 Well, that was a nail -biter, but by golly, you made it. 47 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:29,370 Got a girl here? 48 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:30,770 Oh, trust me. 49 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,450 She's not one to judge. 50 00:02:32,670 --> 00:02:36,110 We used to find her mother passed out in our bushes every Sunday night. 51 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:43,750 Okay, okay. Well, it's been really nice to see you again, Mrs. Carey. I'll tell 52 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,590 my parents that you said hi and bet you're still better than them. 53 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:55,530 So, uh, you don't think it's a crazy idea? 54 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:59,730 No. In fact, I'm glad that you're making marriage a priority. 55 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:03,290 Now, are there any finalists in this competition? 56 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:05,630 No, to tell you the truth, it's not going so good. 57 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:11,570 Well, don't you worry. Mom is here, and I know exactly what you like in a woman. 58 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:16,410 Oh, yeah? 59 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:19,930 Then explain the parade of turkey -necked spinsters you've been bringing 60 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:24,630 Well, I'm sorry they all weren't beauty queens, Mr. 61 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:25,870 Robert Wagner. 62 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:32,670 But the woman that I set you up with is going to definitely live up to your high 63 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:33,670 expectations. 64 00:03:35,710 --> 00:03:37,510 Sure, I'll buy a ticket to see what's in the tent. 65 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:44,170 Good. Oh, by the way, there is something wrong with my computer. The cup drawer 66 00:03:44,170 --> 00:03:45,170 is broken. 67 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:55,570 The cup drawer? Yeah, that little drawer that comes out where you put your 68 00:03:55,570 --> 00:04:00,630 coffee when you press... When you press, uh, CD. 69 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:10,290 Yeah, that's, uh... I'll fix it. Just go find me a wife. 70 00:04:12,350 --> 00:04:16,250 Moon over, karma bring my love to me tonight. 71 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:21,450 Guide her to East Lake, underneath your silvery light. 72 00:04:21,980 --> 00:04:24,620 Get her past the radar mountie. 73 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,160 Bring her back to Lake County. 74 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,440 Moon over Parma tonight. 75 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:37,000 Moon over Parma, shine on I -271. 76 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:42,340 We can get together in the warm light of the sun. 77 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:49,800 We're going bowling, so don't lose your insolence. Moon over 78 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,800 Parma. 79 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,080 Hey, 80 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:57,840 Drew, aren't you going to hit the buffet? 81 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,140 Oh, not yet. 82 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,860 Hey! Something I never thought I'd be saying at 40. 83 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,140 My mom will be here with my date any minute. 84 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,300 What do you think it's going to be this time? 85 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,000 I'll put 20 on a fat girl who believes in unicorns. 86 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,820 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 87 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:15,260 Hey, Mimi, guess what? 88 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,420 Mom's fixing up Drew with a date. 89 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,600 Jeez, what a loser. 90 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,150 Mommy never had to set me up with a date. 91 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,090 That's because the moment you broke out of your egg sack, you ate your mom. 92 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:35,090 Hey, guys. 93 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,530 What's with you? You look beat. 94 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:40,870 I couldn't sleep last night. I kept having this nightmare about a volcano 95 00:05:40,870 --> 00:05:41,990 erupting in Peru. 96 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:44,050 Kept me up all night. 97 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:45,570 So real. 98 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:49,270 Tell me about it. I keep having this one dream where I'm swimming through the 99 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:51,350 ocean towards this island of beautiful women. 100 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:54,970 And there's this anchor around my neck just dragging me down. 101 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,850 I wonder what it means. I don't know. Why don't you ask the anchor? 102 00:06:03,490 --> 00:06:04,950 Holy crap, look! 103 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:07,370 Hey, Tim, turn it up. 104 00:06:08,790 --> 00:06:09,790 ...in Peru. 105 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:14,290 Having been dormant for thousands of years, El Misty erupted today without 106 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:17,370 warning. Residents had to flee the nearby town. 107 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:18,690 Cabana Conde. 108 00:06:19,870 --> 00:06:21,510 off the small town of Cabana Conde. 109 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:25,270 This is freaking me out. 110 00:06:26,130 --> 00:06:27,130 Whoa. 111 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:30,030 This happens with simpletons all the time. 112 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:34,790 Maybe we can make some money off of this. Look at the track. 113 00:06:35,870 --> 00:06:39,150 Now go home and go to sleep because you're worth nothing to nobody awake. 114 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:41,750 I was going to... Go! 115 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:52,550 Not bad for a mom fix -up. Yeah, but those beautiful women, they're not great 116 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:53,550 bed. 117 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:55,030 I tell myself. 118 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:59,650 You guys mind? I don't want everybody staring at me. 119 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:01,490 Oh, yeah. Good luck. 120 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:06,430 Amy, 121 00:07:07,490 --> 00:07:10,550 I would like you to meet my son, Drew. 122 00:07:11,410 --> 00:07:15,930 See, no turkey neck, and she's so... You know how you go through pants. 123 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:19,840 Hi, it's nice to meet you. Really nice. 124 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:24,020 Yeah, I have to admit, you're kind of a nice surprise, too. The way your mom was 125 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,980 begging, I was expecting a monster. 126 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:31,300 So you thought I was a monster, huh? Well, keep those expectations nice and 127 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:32,340 We're getting along just fine. 128 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:36,060 My work here is done. 129 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:38,000 I'll give you kids some space. 130 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:45,880 Can I get you a drink? 131 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,100 Beer would be great. 132 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:49,930 But I guess it's kind of early for that, right? 133 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:52,110 No, and your mother's in town. I bet your kid's in seven. 134 00:07:56,870 --> 00:07:57,870 There you are. 135 00:07:57,950 --> 00:08:00,570 Okay. Come on. Okay, go. Great. 136 00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:03,010 Give it another shot. 137 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:04,970 Any of you tourists, did you ring a bell? 138 00:08:05,890 --> 00:08:06,890 Let's see. 139 00:08:07,990 --> 00:08:09,030 All night long. 140 00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:11,010 I remember that from my dreams. 141 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:14,690 Here's a long shot, 20 to 1. 142 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:18,880 Weak. I'm putting... $2 ,000 down at All Night Long. 143 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,540 You guys in? 144 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:22,480 I'll tell you one thing, I'm not in for $2 ,000. 145 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,920 I'll go 50 bucks. 146 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,740 Ah, what the hell, six grand. 147 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:31,319 All right. 148 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,980 I know a bookie I'll place the bet tomorrow. 149 00:08:33,299 --> 00:08:35,320 Hey, we're supposed to have lunch with Drew. You seen him? 150 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:38,520 Yeah, he said if you were looking for him, he'd be in a meeting on the second 151 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,520 floor. 152 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:51,740 Next stall, please. 153 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:52,940 Drew, it's us. 154 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:02,020 Hey, man, what's it been? Like five weeks and they still haven't figured it 155 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,540 You don't know what your job is? It's amazing. 156 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,640 I come in here for like an hour every day after lunch. Nobody even misses me. 157 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,360 They think I'm up doing whatever I'm supposed to be doing. 158 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:12,180 So how's it going with Amy? 159 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,400 Great. I mean, we get along really well. We laugh at the same things. 160 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,720 She's a little sloppy, but, you know, people who live in bathrooms shouldn't 161 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:19,720 throw, uh... 162 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,080 You know, anything. 163 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,200 I'm happy for you, Drew. It's finally your turn. 164 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:41,180 I don't know what it is with you, but I feel so comfortable with you. 165 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:42,420 Yeah, I feel the same way. 166 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:51,830 protection with you? 167 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:55,230 Uh, yeah. I took care of it at the restaurant. Remember I said I was tying 168 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:56,230 shoe? 169 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,500 Yeah, sure. 170 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:49,560 I feel a little nervous about you seeing me like this. 171 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:52,420 Oh, yeah. Believe me. Darkness is my friend, too. 172 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,280 I was expecting a negligee. 173 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:32,700 I know that this is a little unusual, but this makes it more exciting for 174 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,700 me. 175 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,080 Is that a problem? 176 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:47,840 Well, it's a problem, but it's not mine. 177 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,140 It was going great, and then she went to change into something a little more 178 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,140 comfortable. 179 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:16,420 And, uh... She came back out just like 180 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:17,420 a squirrel. 181 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,620 Like a Playboy bunny. 182 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,100 No, like holding a sign outside of a tire store squirrel. 183 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,920 What was that, a joke or something? 184 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,460 No, no, she always puts on a... 185 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:41,210 squirrel costume whenever she's uh you know when she's with a man i 186 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:48,110 read about people like this they like 187 00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:51,850 to dress up in animal costumes it's it's men and women and they have conventions 188 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:58,110 and websites and everything a squirrel costume doesn't anybody just put on a 189 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,690 leather mask and spank each other anymore 190 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,450 Simpler man from simpler times. 191 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,530 So, what'd you do? 192 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,950 I told her I wasn't comfortable with it, and I left. 193 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:17,730 I don't think she got the point. 194 00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:18,829 What do you mean? 195 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,710 Look, she's outside on a power line. 196 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:30,810 Well, Danny, what are you doing home so early? 197 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:34,270 Oh, um, hey, I don't think it's going to work out between Amy and me. 198 00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:37,200 What? She's such a sweet girl. Why not? 199 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,060 Well, you know, there's just one thing I don't think I can get past. 200 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:44,240 Oh, I see. Here we go again. Mr. 201 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,720 Picky. 202 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:49,060 She's not into football. 203 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,780 She hums when she eats. 204 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:53,780 Chews through your golf bag. 205 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:05,970 It's just not going to work out. 206 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,770 Oh, honey, let me ask you something. 207 00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:11,270 Do you like her? Do you think she's pretty? 208 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:12,570 Do you get along? 209 00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:17,410 Yeah, yeah, we get along fine. It's, you know... Well, you see, everybody has a 210 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,410 little something. 211 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:24,830 As long as I've known your father, when I ask him to give me a hand, he 212 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,670 applauds. I could just kill him. 213 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,350 It's a little different, Mom. 214 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:38,650 Is it, really? Well, Drew, you're just not getting any younger, and you're 215 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:39,910 to have to learn to compromise. 216 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:44,270 Otherwise, you're going to wind up living the rest of your life alone. 217 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:53,410 I don't want to be alone anymore, Mom. Well, then don't let this one get away, 218 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:54,710 honey. 219 00:14:56,650 --> 00:15:00,390 Drew, this is a little awkward, but... 220 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:05,330 get a videotape of the two of you making 221 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:10,930 the fur fly? 222 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:26,250 Top stories on the hour. In Jakarta, 200 people are missing after a massive 223 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,250 mudslide. 224 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,410 Jakarta. 225 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,130 Mudslide. 226 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:38,889 Stop it. 227 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:39,890 Well done. 228 00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:46,910 All these stories and more after these words on WTAM. All news, all night long. 229 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:48,570 All night long. 230 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:52,190 All night long. 231 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,330 Hey, hey, wake up, you idiot! 232 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:58,490 You're not psychic, you're just too stupid to program a clock radio. 233 00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:03,250 Back with the news on WTAM. All night long. 234 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,440 You're hearing the news and you're sleeping. You think it's psychic 235 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,520 you moron. 236 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,740 We bet $6 ,000 on a radio catchphrase. 237 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:18,900 We did something worse than that. We bet $2 ,000 on Mimi's money on a radio 238 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,900 catchphrase. 239 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,200 We got to get out of town. 240 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,120 I don't know why, but I'm thinking Jakarta. 241 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,610 Are you sure you want to do this? 242 00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:39,190 Yeah. Yeah, just give me one more second. 243 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:56,330 You look so hot. 244 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,930 Well, I know they say a sense of humor is the most important thing to a woman, 245 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,690 but I got the biggest tail I could find, just in case. 246 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:08,619 It was really sweet of you to give this a try. 247 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,920 Well, shall we give it a shot? 248 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:33,200 Shall we? Oh, after you. No, after you. No, after you. No, I insist. I insist. 249 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,340 This is going to be a must. lovely evening. 250 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:37,540 Indubitably. 251 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:45,140 After these messages, the results from the second race at Thittle Down on WTAM. 252 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,380 All news, all day long. 253 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,680 All day long. 254 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:55,000 Hey, hey, I did it. I got the bookie to cancel the bets. Ours and Mimi's. Yes! 255 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,820 Here's the stretch call from the second race at Thittle Down. 256 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,340 We would have won. 257 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,620 Mimi must never know about this. 258 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,260 Kiss my butt, poor people. I'm moving to Monaco. 259 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,280 We're rich boys. 260 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:33,620 Let's go pick up the dough. 261 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,160 I got to be honest with you, Mimi. Turns out I'm not psychic. 262 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,100 We didn't place your bet. 263 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,980 You're not going to get $40 ,000. 264 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:44,620 I see. 265 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,520 as I thought it would be. 266 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,640 I thought that was it when she made us dig our own graves. 267 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,860 Well, maybe if you took care of business at home, your woman wouldn't be coming 268 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:27,860 to me. 269 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,079 How did you know I was here? 270 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,920 Well, I went by work and they said you'd gone to the park for lunch. 271 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,380 You got in so late last night I didn't get a chance to ask you. 272 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,180 How'd your date go? 273 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:49,780 Uh, well, you know, I've been thinking. 274 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,140 You know that one thing that was bugging me? 275 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,380 I think I can learn to live with it. 276 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:59,420 You've been very mature and I'm very proud of you. 277 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,740 Thanks. 278 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,940 She likes to make love dress like a squirrel, Mom. 279 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,760 Is that the one thing? 280 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,680 Well, she also wears a little bit too much perfume every once in a while, but 281 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,680 yeah, that's the biggie. 282 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,360 I see. 283 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:24,360 You know, maybe you're right. Maybe at my age I shouldn't be so picky, and I 284 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,220 should just, maybe this is the best I can do. 285 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:30,000 Nonsense. I didn't know it was something like this. 286 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:34,740 You're a good man, and you deserve someone who makes you happy. 287 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,140 Thanks. 288 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,820 Oh, good heavens, a squirrel woman. 289 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,620 Would you want me back to work? 290 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,500 I would love to. 291 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,460 Well, you know, one good thing has come out of all of this. What's that? 292 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:54,740 The next time Amy's mother criticizes my coffee, I've got a little card to play. 293 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,000 Next week on Drew. 294 00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:03,339 That's my brother. 295 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,520 It's like a horror movie. 296 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,080 I gotta get out of here. When Steve reveals his shocking secret. 297 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,540 I cheated on Mimi. What? I wasn't feeling like much of a man. Well, you 298 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,580 bet there's times that Mimi doesn't feel like much of a man. You don't see her 299 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,479 cheating on you. 300 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,340 But when Mimi makes a surprise visit. 301 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,540 That's Mimi? Who the hell are you? 302 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,620 Uh, this is my new lady, Gloria. 303 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,540 Will Drew take the hit for Steve? 304 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,720 He said he was leaving his wife. 305 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,960 You have a wife? 306 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:27,700 I guess the party games have started. 22725