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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,199 Hello. Oh, hi. 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,639 I'm Drew Carey. I had an appointment. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,780 My name is Jeremy. 4 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:13,779 How may I help you today, Mr. Carey? Well, I'm getting married on May 19th, 5 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:16,999 this is the nicest hotel in Cleveland, so I want to get married here. 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,050 Lovely. 7 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,560 So your future Mrs. 8 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,050 Carey has her heart set on a spring wedding? 9 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,720 Could be. I got no idea. 10 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:31,060 Ah. Well, before we reserve anything, actually, shouldn't you ask her... 11 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:35,559 After all, women occasionally, in my experience, have opinions about their 12 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:36,610 weddings. 13 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:45,240 She might want that. I just don't know who she is. 14 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,460 Yes, women, they're a mystery, aren't they? 15 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:53,250 No, I mean to say that I just haven't met her yet. 16 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:55,660 Of course, a mail -order bride. 17 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,000 Well, perhaps love will bloom over time. 18 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:05,899 Okay, here's how it goes. See, I really want to meet the person that I want to 19 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:09,659 spend the rest of my life with, and I just figured the best way to do that is 20 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:13,880 just to make all the arrangements and set a deadline and... I see. 21 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,120 Oh, trust me, it'll work. 22 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:19,730 It's how I taught myself to play the accordion. 23 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,920 Well, I suppose if we're going to proceed with this, I'll need some 24 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:28,890 What is your current address, please? 25 00:01:28,970 --> 00:01:30,590 720 Fetchwick. 26 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:37,830 Oh, sorry. I somehow assumed there would be an apartment number. 27 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:43,830 What is your occupation, Mr. Perry? 28 00:01:44,530 --> 00:01:48,830 I'm an internal expediting analyst at NeverEndingStore .com. 29 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,590 Interesting. What exactly do you do? 30 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:53,990 I got no idea. 31 00:01:56,410 --> 00:01:58,010 I need to deposit in cash. 32 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,689 Way ahead of you. 33 00:02:00,690 --> 00:02:02,750 There's $3 ,000. 34 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:05,400 Dad, 35 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:13,040 are you ready to go to lunch yet? I'll be with you in a minute, sweetheart. 36 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:18,620 Sir, 37 00:02:19,970 --> 00:02:21,290 you have a lovely daughter. 38 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,460 No. 39 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:36,100 up every morning just to keep a job. 40 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,560 I gotta find my way through the hustling miles. 41 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:45,340 Pounds of the city pounding in my brain while another day goes down the drain. 42 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:49,300 But it's a five o 'clock world when the whistle blows. 43 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,800 No one wants a piece of my time. 44 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:55,840 And there's a five o 'clock rain inside my clothes. 45 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,260 Thinking that the 46 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:15,270 No way to get home. 47 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,800 Excuse me, trailer. 48 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:31,659 I got your red vines, and I picked up your vintage concert T -shirts from the 49 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:32,710 dry cleaner. 50 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:38,119 There's just one problem. I didn't mind doing it this one time, but I'm the 51 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,590 office manager. I'm not your personal assistant. 52 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,230 Here's the thing. 53 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,800 This is not a traditional office, so traditional job descriptions don't 54 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:52,300 See, I'm the talent, and you're the support staff. 55 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:56,840 See, your jobs keep me happy. 56 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:09,919 Look, you may have gone to better schools than me. You may be making more 57 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,699 than me. 58 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:14,419 That doesn't take away from the fact that that red vine you're sucking on was 59 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,470 my nose. 60 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:24,260 So how does my nose taste? 61 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:32,660 Hey, pig, somebody called about the ballroom you booked for a wedding. 62 00:04:32,661 --> 00:04:36,619 Where'd you meet the bride? In a bar? Did you fall out of the wheel well of a 63 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:37,670 747? 64 00:04:37,671 --> 00:04:42,289 It's none of your business, but I might as well tell you anyway. 65 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:45,180 I plan on getting married. I just haven't found a bride yet. 66 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:49,170 Jeez. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 67 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:54,530 Let's just see what comes out of my mouth when I open it. 68 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:23,940 Take your best shot. 69 00:05:23,941 --> 00:05:27,089 Actually, I don't think it's crazy at all. The others may think you're nuts, 70 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:28,140 I admire it. 71 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:32,410 Really? Yes, you're setting yourself a goal and reaching for the stars. 72 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:36,729 Exactly. Yes, you're not letting life just happen to you. You're grabbing it 73 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:38,780 the horns and wrestling it to the ground. 74 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:43,400 Finally, someone who's understanding what's going on. 75 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:47,270 That's because I'm doing exactly the same thing. 76 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:51,490 By the summer of 2005. 77 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,400 I will have trained six dogs to actually play poker. I'm going to be rich. 78 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,030 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 79 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:08,710 Is it? 80 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:12,480 I've already got two dogs that will sit still while I deal. 81 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,330 Where's your girl? 82 00:06:16,331 --> 00:06:23,689 Stop chasing rainbows and join Buster, Tippi, and me in a dream that's within 83 00:06:23,690 --> 00:06:24,740 your reach. 84 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:28,180 Hey, Drew. 85 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:33,560 What's that about? 86 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:37,460 I think I did something really stupid. I just spent $3 ,000 on a wedding hall. 87 00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:52,299 I'm not so sure. What if I don't find anybody? 88 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:57,040 Oh, come on. You're not going to find somebody. Look at you. You're sweet. 89 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:59,480 You're romantic. You're funny. 90 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:04,399 You think so? Yeah. There are a lot of women out there who would be very happy 91 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:05,450 to marry you. 92 00:07:05,451 --> 00:07:08,459 Now, are you saying that like it's a fact or is that one of those general 93 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:10,870 theories like there's life on another planet? 94 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:16,140 Trust me. Keep the wedding hall. You're going to need it. 95 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,060 Oh, thanks, Kelly. 96 00:07:19,061 --> 00:07:20,599 I will. 97 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,800 Come on. Come on, sweetie. 98 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:23,060 I'll take you to lunch. 99 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:26,850 Can I have the cash instead? Because I just spent $3 ,000 on a wedding. 100 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:28,670 Hey, Drew. 101 00:07:28,671 --> 00:07:32,319 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have laughed. You're family. 102 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,370 Have a rest. 103 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,130 Thanks, Mimi. 104 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,390 Wow. You see, it's just like the pretzel sticks around here. 105 00:07:50,111 --> 00:07:54,659 Hey, my shift is over. You guys have a good night. 106 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:57,279 Hey, why don't you just pull up a chair and hang out with us? 107 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,330 Okay. 108 00:07:58,331 --> 00:08:02,499 You know what, Oswald? I've been meaning to ask you something. You used to live 109 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,640 upstairs, right? Huh? 110 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,540 Why is the bathroom mirror broken? 111 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,630 Oh, I was drunk one night and I thought some sicko was in there watching me. 112 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:16,540 So I went and I got Lewis and we came back and beat the crap out of them. 113 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,030 realize that it was just your reflection. 114 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:36,280 Not until this minute. 115 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:39,729 Hit me. 116 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,590 I've got a great idea. Here, have some more genius juice. 117 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:48,739 Oh, yeah? Well, if you're so smart, how come I got Polaroids of you sleeping 118 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:51,240 with Lewis's ass right next to your face? 119 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:56,260 At least my face cleared up when I turned 17. 120 00:08:56,261 --> 00:09:01,569 Well, at least I don't live in my parents' house and abuse myself on the 121 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:02,950 mattress I was conceived on. 122 00:09:06,970 --> 00:09:12,490 Do you guys always take shots at each other like this? 123 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:14,550 Oh, sure. Well, we're close friends. 124 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:17,510 Wow, I never had a friend that close. 125 00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:19,900 Well, you do now. Crows' feet make bar trash. 126 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:36,280 Thank you for including me in your high -spirited banter. 127 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:41,470 Come on, guys. Come easy on me. No, no, no, no. No, Drew. It's okay. It's okay. 128 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,160 Really, I like to be one of the gang. 129 00:09:43,161 --> 00:09:46,859 Oh, good, because I got one about how you're going to die alone watching the 130 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:48,840 Powerball drawing on a tiny blackboard. 131 00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:12,750 Would you give her a break? 132 00:10:12,751 --> 00:10:16,409 She got married at 18. Her husband practically never let her leave the 133 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:19,410 Yeah, well, I don't want to watch every little thing I say. 134 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:21,280 Let's pass on her. 135 00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:25,010 Hey, this isn't a Broadway show. 136 00:10:25,011 --> 00:10:28,829 You know, there's not a lot of women lining up to star in our version of the 137 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:29,970 guys who don't produce. 138 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,140 Okay, fine. 139 00:10:37,141 --> 00:10:38,319 Thank you. 140 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,370 She better loosen up. 141 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:41,080 It's like having your mom around. 142 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,890 Except she doesn't parade naked in front of the TV. 143 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:52,280 That was so much fun, Drew. Thank you for talking me into doing karaoke. 144 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,390 I can't believe I actually got up and sang in front of all those strangers. 145 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,820 Sounded like a young Barbra Streisand. 146 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,360 Really? A really young Barbra Streisand. 147 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:04,020 A newborn Barbra Streisand. 148 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,540 With a pant load. 149 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:26,239 Um, you got the attitude down. You just got to work on crafting the words a 150 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,290 little more. 151 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:30,279 Well, the night is young, and I know what we should do. 152 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,990 Let's sneak into the petting zoo and ride the big goat. 153 00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:35,039 Isn't it close? 154 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,159 Couldn't we get in trouble? 155 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,540 Couldn't we get in trouble? 156 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,390 Lewis, it's okay. If you're uncomfortable, you can wait in the car. 157 00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:46,379 He doesn't even ride the goat anyway. He just sits on the goat while the goat 158 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:47,460 looks sad and ashamed. 159 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:57,380 Hey, pull over. We should get some beer for the goat. 160 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:03,710 Um, Drew, can I just talk to you for a second? 161 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,060 Sure. 162 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:10,189 Listen, I don't think Oswald likes me, and I don't think Lewis does either. I 163 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:13,770 don't know, Drew. Maybe I just don't fit in with you guys. Oh, don't worry. 164 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:15,640 You'll fit in. 165 00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:18,429 You know the little voice in your head that says, don't do that, that's stupid? 166 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:21,080 I gotta do it. Hold Senator Revere to stop struggling. 167 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,610 Who's he? 168 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:37,220 That's Jim Tomey, the greatest first baseman the Indians ever had. 169 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,310 He's cute. 170 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,560 He's not cute, okay? He's just big, athletic, and rich. 171 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,510 Buy a dictionary. 172 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:54,019 So would the little lady like to buy a juice box and a glamour to read while 173 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,070 men ride the goat? 174 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,960 Okay, that one kind of worked. 175 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,280 Oh, my God, oh, my God, I really should. 176 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,390 Well, you certainly have mastered the nice face joke. 177 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,040 I had this when I walked in here. 178 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:29,590 Where's Kelly? 179 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,080 Oh, no, she's right behind me. 180 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,610 what Jim told me. 181 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,890 I saw him. 182 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,190 Huh? 183 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,800 Pretty crazy, huh? 184 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,460 Yeah, that's pretty crazy, right, guys? 185 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,230 Not bad. 186 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,380 Oh, my God. 187 00:13:57,381 --> 00:13:58,579 Oh, my God. 188 00:13:58,580 --> 00:13:59,630 I believe him. 189 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,290 What do I do? 190 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:04,619 Well, he's either telling you to get to the point or he wants you to roll down 191 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,670 the window. 192 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:12,419 Excuse me, you guys. The owner would like his car for Jim told me back, if 193 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:13,209 don't mind. 194 00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:16,730 Yeah, we're sorry. We're just having a little laugh. It's okay. 195 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,570 Nothing serious. No problem. 196 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:20,580 to die like this. 197 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:23,080 I'm going to go flying out of a roller coaster. 198 00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:27,190 Really, really sorry. 199 00:15:27,191 --> 00:15:31,029 Okay, let me explain something to you. You steal a piece of cardboard, you get 200 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,049 slap on the wrist. 201 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:35,429 You run from the cops, they look around to see if there's any video cameras, and 202 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,050 then they beat the crap out of you. 203 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:57,040 We got to push your car in the lake now. 204 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:02,499 What is that going to solve? They already have my plate number. They know 205 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,299 am. I know, but I'm angry. It'd make me feel better to push your car in the 206 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,259 lake. 207 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,840 You can offer back. 208 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,000 Yeah, we did kind of push her into this. Yes, you did. 209 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:15,090 Before I met the three of you, I never would have done anything like this. 210 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,999 Hey, we were just into a nice quiet evening of sneaking into a petting zoo 211 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,050 riding a goat. 212 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:03,980 Hey, 213 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,789 look, I'm sorry. We're all just a little tense. 214 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:11,348 Yeah, well, I'm sorry, too. I'm sorry for coming out with you guys. It's 215 00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:12,410 obviously a mistake. 216 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,850 We shouldn't be hanging out together. 217 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,910 What are you talking about? Come on. 218 00:17:18,089 --> 00:17:19,409 Everything's going great. 219 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,830 I don't know what you say. 220 00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:47,710 He's not human. 221 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:01,090 Boy, they're really bad at saving the hostage. 222 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,760 Cuff her. 223 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:10,230 Miss, you're under arrest for reckless driving and evading an officer. 224 00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:11,700 Now I wake up. 225 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:14,280 I wake up. 226 00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:18,989 Okay, okay, listen, it's my fault. I'm the one that took the wheel. I'm the one 227 00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,089 that stepped on the gas. Jim, what are you doing? 228 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:24,349 Just taking responsibility for my action. You know, I'm the one that did 229 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,929 should arrest me. I'm not buying it, pal. She's the driver. 230 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:27,980 Okay, how's this? 231 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:31,129 You arrest me, let me take the blame, and I won't tell anybody you shot the 232 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,180 off a cardboard guy. 233 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,540 with Jim Tomey's head all over me. 234 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,790 Hey, Drew. Hey. 235 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:04,859 Wow. How much longer do you have to do community service? 236 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:05,910 18 hours. 237 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,430 That's rough, huh? 238 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:30,089 It's obvious that Kelly means a lot to you, and we wanted to say we're cool 239 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:30,709 her, too. 240 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:31,870 Oh, thanks. 241 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:33,640 Want a hug? 242 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:36,660 Hi, 243 00:19:41,941 --> 00:19:43,949 guys. Hey. 244 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,290 Hi, Kelly. 245 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,850 You're doing such a great job. 246 00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,320 Is that underwear? 247 00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:51,900 Oh, yeah. 248 00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:54,890 Gee, what kind of shape does your underwear have? 249 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,720 and that you're flinging out of the car window. 250 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:02,200 I'm going to choose to believe this happened during a moment of passion. 251 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:07,190 Hey, Kelly, Lewis and I were talking, and we're sorry we were such jerks to 252 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,610 Yeah, we're really sorry. 253 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:11,710 Aw, well, that's okay, Lewis. 254 00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:16,649 I guess I just need to be a little bit more patient with the kind of guy who 255 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,820 loses a fistfight with his own reflection. 256 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:23,490 Hey, what's in the basket? Oh, I brought a picnic lunch. 257 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:27,530 It's the least I could do with everything that you've done for me, 258 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,810 Thanks. 259 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,170 Oh, 260 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,890 this is so sweet. 261 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:38,939 I have roast beef sandwiches, potato salad, chocolate 262 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:39,990 cake. Wow. 263 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,050 Beer. 264 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,160 And for the final touch. 265 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:46,910 Wow. 266 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:50,500 Hey, you know what? This is perfect. 267 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,300 Thanks. Clean that up, Gilbert. 268 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:01,850 Now that I'm on the other end of this, I see why it's wrong. 269 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,350 Next week on Drew, the search for a bride continues. 270 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:11,479 Do I have a date coming by any second? And Kelly's helping out. And to keep you 271 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,919 charming, I'll make sure she stays hammered. But when the date goes 272 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,979 you making fun of my list? 273 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:16,619 I'm sorry. 274 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,660 Sorry. He asks her for more. 275 00:21:18,661 --> 00:21:22,319 Why don't you just come with me? On your date? But will Kelly's date be hotter 276 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,299 than Drew's? 277 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,470 Would you quit kicking the back of my hand? 278 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,810 Oh, my God. 279 00:21:26,811 --> 00:21:30,099 thinks there might be something else going on. The other day, she caught me 280 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:33,539 vacuuming in my cutoffs. She had a little bit of trouble keeping her eyes 281 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,589 here. 282 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:39,140 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22489

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