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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,810 --> 00:00:06,450 If anyone here knows of any reason why Kate O 'Brien and Kirk Wayne should not 2 00:00:06,450 --> 00:00:11,650 be joined in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace. 3 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:22,290 Kate! Kate! 4 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:23,530 Come back! 5 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:25,610 You got the fish. Come. 6 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:33,350 What's the matter, Drew? Did you have the K -dream again? 7 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:34,469 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:34,470 --> 00:00:35,470 It was horrible. 9 00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:37,030 I gotta stay awake. 10 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,850 I got a little trick that works for me. 11 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:45,870 Run up a huge credit card bill at 20%. Get a crappy job with no future and do 12 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:48,910 something when you were seven that's so horrible nobody would ever know. 13 00:00:50,890 --> 00:00:52,870 When I don't want to sleep, I wear my shoes to bed. 14 00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:56,130 So my brain thinks I'm going somewhere. 15 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:00,660 Let's get late. We better go. No, no, wait. 16 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,879 You can't go. After midnight, that's when all the fun happens. 17 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,380 It's crazy time. Look, I'm playing pool. It's wrong under the stick. It's nuts. 18 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:13,940 Will you jerks keep it down? I don't care if it is your house. I'll call the 19 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:14,940 cops. 20 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,020 Vicki, hey, why don't you join us? We're just sitting around. 21 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,700 Okay, you don't think I know what that means, huh? 22 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,460 You want the fat girl to sit around the house, right? 23 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:33,820 She sits around the house. She sits around the house. 24 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:36,880 Yeah. Real clever, fellas. 25 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,900 By the way, I broke your toilet. 26 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:47,680 Why hasn't some nice young man snapped her up? 27 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,680 We'll see you tomorrow, Drew. Hey, wait, wait. You can't go. 28 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,640 We can play Monopoly or poker. 29 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:02,710 Watch TV. 30 00:02:03,470 --> 00:02:04,470 Big hole. 31 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:09,770 Hey, Speedy. 32 00:02:10,070 --> 00:02:11,390 Want to go for a walk with Daddy? 33 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:12,650 Huh? 34 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,440 Uh, 35 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,980 Mimi, where's my coffee? I've been waiting. 36 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,240 Oh, sorry. 37 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,740 I was bringing it over, but I got distracted by the telephone. 38 00:02:56,020 --> 00:02:58,720 Well, you'll have to find out if the meth lab in your trailer park blew up 39 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,720 later. 40 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,380 Right now, my coffee's more important than your dead friend. 41 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:07,680 I'm going to let that one go. 42 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:11,740 I know you're just bitter because all that's left of your $18 million internet 43 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,360 company is this mug. 44 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:16,740 That's right, 18. 45 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:19,620 Oh, that's how many teeth are in your hillbilly mouth. 46 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,660 Here, quick one. 47 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:28,220 Before I give you the coffee, I just want to say I'm sorry for any bad blood 48 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:30,180 between us, and I'd just like to make up. 49 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,800 Ew, why are your hands all greasy? 50 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,240 Kind of hard to explain in front of everybody, but hey, look at this great 51 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,240 project I'm working on. 52 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,260 I have no idea what my job is. 53 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:07,560 I'm just trying to look busy. 54 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:12,220 You've been here a week and you don't know what your job is? 55 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:14,780 No. 56 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,100 I'm not even sure if it involves typing. 57 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,220 Mr. Wick? 58 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:26,050 A janitor now? 59 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:29,510 I couldn't get a job anywhere else. But don't worry, Mimi, I have a plan. 60 00:04:30,130 --> 00:04:34,450 I shall rise to the top again by lying, cheating, and stabbing the back of 61 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:36,570 anyone who gets in my way, including you. 62 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:41,090 That's a good plan. You might want to make one adjustment. 63 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:44,490 Don't tell people you're going to stab them in the back. 64 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:49,510 Yes, yes, very good. Keep the element of surprise. 65 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:54,070 Oh, sorry, pardon me. Just a humble janitor. 66 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,660 Not a Machiavellian evil genius. 67 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:03,220 Causing the downfall of all you unsuspecting little sheep. 68 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:07,440 For God's sake, I can still hear you over here. 69 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,740 Right, so even more subtle than that. 70 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:15,000 Hey, everybody, can we have your attention, please? 71 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:18,880 Team Huddle, people, let's all form a power circle. 72 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:24,460 So as we all know, NeverEndingStore .com goes live soon. 73 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:28,470 And my brother Scott and I are royally stoked about that. 74 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,030 Royally stoked? 75 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:34,910 Didn't you learn anything from our last company? When you said royally stoked on 76 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:36,930 Nightline, our stock lost 89 points in 10 minutes. 77 00:05:38,210 --> 00:05:39,630 You always have to undercut me. 78 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:41,690 Why don't you take off the Scott mask, Mom? 79 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,570 Anyway, the hours are going to be getting a little longer for everyone, so 80 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:50,090 tonight I need a volunteer to pull an all -nighter. I'll do it. 81 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:52,710 You don't even know what the job is yet. 82 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:53,910 I don't care. I don't need sleep. 83 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,400 Every time I blink, I get some rest. 84 00:05:58,180 --> 00:05:59,180 Here, watch this. 85 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:03,240 All refreshed. 86 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,200 Hey, Nikki. 87 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:11,880 Mine! 88 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,500 Where's Drew? 89 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,540 He had to work late, but you guys can hang out if you want. 90 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:23,560 Although you probably won't, because who wants to hang out with this? 91 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:33,290 Hey, don't put yourself down. We'd love to hang out with... that. 92 00:06:34,990 --> 00:06:37,410 All right, well, great. I'll go make some sandwiches. 93 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:39,170 Well, can't we just eat the pizza? 94 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:42,310 I, uh, licked the top of the whole thing. 95 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,070 How'd you know we were coming? 96 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:46,350 I didn't. 97 00:06:50,450 --> 00:06:53,610 Hey, how could Drew be working late when he doesn't even know what a job is? 98 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:54,710 Well, he doesn't want to come home. 99 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,860 Why should he? When he's asleep, he has nightmares. And when he's awake, he's 100 00:06:57,860 --> 00:07:00,020 got to deal with that big, sad, pizza -licking toilet killer. 101 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:08,760 You know, if we could get her to move out, I bet it would make 102 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,860 Drew's life a lot easier. 103 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,940 Bet she'd move out if she felt better about herself. 104 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:13,780 Hey, I know. 105 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:18,140 You take her out, make her feel beautiful, and I'll random words here. 106 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:19,380 Does that sound fair? 107 00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:30,390 That sounds fair. 108 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,470 But I know you. You're up to something. 109 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:36,770 Let's flip for it. 110 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:37,830 Ready? 111 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,370 Okay, you call it. Head. 112 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:43,049 Who wins? 113 00:07:43,050 --> 00:07:44,350 Arby's, because that's where I'm taking her. 114 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:58,690 Let him speak now. 115 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:00,710 or forever hold his peace. 116 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:10,910 days straight without any sleep. 117 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:15,570 And that level of dedication is really cool, man, but we're worried about you. 118 00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:18,150 No one can stay sharp on that little sleep. 119 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:26,610 Don't worry about me. I don't need sleep. 120 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:28,650 Everybody needs sleep. 121 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:30,710 Not me. 122 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,850 Go home, man. 123 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:35,310 No. 124 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:38,410 Must keep. 125 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:45,370 You're getting all Shatner on us. 126 00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:54,270 All right. 127 00:09:55,050 --> 00:10:00,230 All right, I go. But just so you know, I could go a whole week without sleep. 128 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,810 Good night. 129 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,550 I'm not getting off. 130 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:35,950 I don't want to go home. 131 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:39,390 Only one reason a man doesn't want to go home at night. 132 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,750 Ugly children. 133 00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:47,810 You got ugly children? 134 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,130 No, I just don't want to go to sleep. 135 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:52,010 Bad dreams, huh? 136 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:57,270 Yeah. A woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with went and married some 137 00:10:57,270 --> 00:11:00,050 other guy, and every time I fall asleep, I lose her all over again in this 138 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,050 nightmare. 139 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:02,790 I had something kind of similar. 140 00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:07,680 The woman I thought I wanted to spend the rest of my life with got married to 141 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,579 another guy. 142 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,160 I kept having bad dreams about it. 143 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,780 Well, that's very similar. 144 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:20,619 Don't worry. 145 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,620 You can get over it. 146 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,180 Just do what I did. 147 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:24,900 What? Give up. 148 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:29,800 There's one thing I know. There's only one woman for every man. 149 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,120 You lose her, you don't get another shot. 150 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:37,300 Which one do I jump out if I want to catch both sets of wheels? 151 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,100 You want smiley face platitudes, take a taxi. 152 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,840 Well, I just can't help hoping that I'll get over Kate one day. 153 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,420 Kate? Not Kate O 'Brien. 154 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:56,780 Yeah, why, you know? 155 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,740 She got the bus earlier today. 156 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,700 Said she made a mistake. Said she married the wrong guy. 157 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Said she's... 158 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,880 Back in town to marry her true love, some guy named Drew. 159 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,240 Well, it's me. 160 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,780 Oh, my God. 161 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,160 This is great. 162 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:15,420 Well, I guess sometimes things do work out. 163 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,720 Here's your fish. 164 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:22,660 Hey, 165 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,960 buddy, I think this is your stop. 166 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,670 and you mind if I just keep riding? 167 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:38,790 Sure, go on. 168 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:45,050 Hey, I haven't formally met. My name's Drew. 169 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:50,790 I just started riding the bus. I, uh, had to sell my car. I had a little money 170 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:51,790 troubles. 171 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:53,970 Oh, hey. 172 00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:55,070 Enough of my yapping. 173 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,750 How come you decided to become a bus driver, huh? 174 00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,130 So I wouldn't have to talk to people. 175 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,300 is way in the back where nobody can see us. 176 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:19,260 Lewis, why'd you even bother asking me out? You obviously don't want to be seen 177 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,019 with me. 178 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,020 Don't be ridiculous. 179 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760 I'm going home. 180 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Wait, wait, don't go. 181 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,920 Look, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. The whole point of taking you out 182 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,300 was to make you feel better about yourself. 183 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,860 Oh, come on. You don't care about how I feel. 184 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,580 Yes, I do. 185 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I like you. 186 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,140 You know, and I don't like a lot of people. A lot of people I want to kill. 187 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:47,900 Really? Yeah. 188 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:48,920 Me too. 189 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,280 Yeah, yeah. 190 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,440 I even have a list. 191 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,620 So do I. 192 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:55,820 Look. 193 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,700 You're going to have to race me to that guy. Right? 194 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,580 Hey, Jim. 195 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,060 Can you refresh me up here? 196 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:25,680 Use this. 197 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:27,860 What are you doing here? 198 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:33,520 Was there a breakout at the animal keeping place? 199 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:37,380 You're a mess. 200 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,660 Here for my takeout, Kim. 201 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,700 Yeah. Yeah. 202 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,980 I'll tell you what's a mess. 203 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:50,540 The thing that's in the front of your head there with all the stuff 204 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:51,540 on it. 205 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,720 Please don't go. 206 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,820 You want me to stay? 207 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,440 Yeah, I need someone to stay here and help keep me awake. 208 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,060 Wait a minute. 209 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,560 I know that face. 210 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:13,020 A lot of men had that look on their face when I got married. 211 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,260 Amazement? Boom, it's forgotten. 212 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,280 This is about O 'Brien getting married, isn't it? 213 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:32,000 You're pathetic. 214 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,100 You can't even fight back. 215 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:40,620 Nothing. It's like being the second person to run over a squirrel. Where's 216 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,620 sporting bat? 217 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:47,880 All right. Come on. 218 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,300 I got something to make you feel better. 219 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,440 Hey. 220 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,160 What are we doing at the dump? 221 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,480 Sleep without dreams. 222 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,060 I'm not going to kill you, pig. 223 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:16,380 Get up. 224 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,660 Oh, a suicide pact. Even better. Something for everybody. 225 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,660 Shut up. Now, come on. 226 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,060 Blow something away. It'll make you feel better. 227 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,380 This isn't going to help. 228 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,580 Look, some people would go see a shrink. Me, I do this. 229 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:42,990 Go ahead and try it. Just have to be quiet because this is illegal. 230 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:48,970 Wow. 231 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,970 Hey, that felt really good. 232 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,330 Damn straight. 233 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:55,130 If it wasn't for this, I'd be cranky all day. 234 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:14,760 I just realized something we can only be happy if we live in the now you can't 235 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:21,440 be a prisoner of your past you can't fear the future I deserve happiness 236 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,260 get all girly on me just shoot the stove Dr. Phil 237 00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:46,510 He should have been captured and made example of. Yeah. 238 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,550 Hey, you know, I really had a good time today. Me too. 239 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,750 Wait, 240 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,550 Lewis. 241 00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:00,290 Too wet? 242 00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:01,770 Yes. 243 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,410 And there's another thing. 244 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:08,990 You know, you really made me feel better tonight. You showed me that there is 245 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:11,390 something in me that somebody could love. 246 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,870 Okay, I'm dry now. Let's go. 247 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:20,990 you is, you made me feel so much better about myself. I'm finally ready to move 248 00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:23,590 out of Drew's house and start dating someone. 249 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,569 Yeah, that's great. 250 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,670 And not just any guy. 251 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:29,450 I mean, you showed me that I deserve only the best. 252 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,550 And that's not me, is it? 253 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:36,570 No. 254 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,530 Thanks, Lewis. 255 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:41,490 You're a great friend. 256 00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:01,570 the date go? Does Nikki feel better about herself? 257 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,830 Yep. And I realized something very important. 258 00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:07,510 The line between self -loathing and too good for Lewis is paper thin. 259 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,630 Hey, man. How are you? 260 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:18,970 Where have you been? You smell like garbage and gunpowder. 261 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,510 I was at the dump with Mimi. 262 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,550 You're a fool. You can't bury her there. That's the first place they'll look. 263 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:32,790 I was there shooting stuff off with her to get over Kate. 264 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:34,470 Oh, did it work? 265 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,310 Yeah. 266 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,150 You know, it really cleared my head. You know what I realized? 267 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:42,590 Every time we got together, something screwed up. It just wasn't meant to be. 268 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,730 Great. Another problem solved by gun. 269 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,030 Make jokes all you want. 270 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,590 Starting tomorrow, I'm a new man. Know what I'm going to do? 271 00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:58,650 I am going to go out, I'm going to plan the perfect wedding. 272 00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:00,970 Then I'm going to meet the perfect woman. 273 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:04,390 And on May 19th, I'm going to marry her. 274 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,830 Why May 19th? 275 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,530 It's a good time to go on a honeymoon because that's when all the reruns 276 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:14,330 That's a great plan, Drew. I got one of my own. On May 20th, I'm going to fly to 277 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:15,330 the moon in my ass. 278 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,010 Just think. 279 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:24,130 Somewhere out there, Mrs. Drew Carey is waiting for me right now. 280 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:25,830 Yeah. 281 00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:29,290 You know, She's good looking. She's probably having sex with another guy 282 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,290 now. 283 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,470 It's my wife you're talking about, pal. 284 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:41,230 Next week on Brew, the gang's turning up the heat on Kelly. 285 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,950 Do you guys always take shots at each other like this? Oh, sure. Well, we're 286 00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:45,689 close friends. 287 00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:47,290 Wow, I never had a friend that close. 288 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,310 Well, you do now. Crows feed me bar trash. 289 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,790 So she decides to heat things up herself. 290 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,310 Excuse me, you guys. 291 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:58,560 would like his card for Jim Tomey back, if you don't mind. 292 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:01,840 Yeah, we're sorry. We're just having a little laugh. Nothing serious. No 293 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840 problem. 294 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,880 Now it's a problem. 295 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,800 But is her plan too hot to handle? 296 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:12,260 Boy, they're really bad at saving the hostage. 21261