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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,279 --> 00:00:04,540 Normally, I don't come to a guy's house on the first date. Uh, you know, Tina, 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:05,680 that's smart. 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,720 There's a lot of guys who try to get a woman to his place and then plow her 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:09,720 alcohol. 5 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:13,920 Philip, I'm wasting time. I'm going to get a beer. You want to put some music 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:14,920 on? 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,980 Which CD? 8 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,680 Uh, Power Balance of the 80s, Volume 3. 9 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:56,380 If it's all the same with you, I'd rather just make out. 10 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,440 Thought you were going to walk around the mall for a few hours, get a big 11 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,440 cookie. 12 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,880 I did the second part. 13 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,560 You know, you're a lucky woman to be going out with, Drew, I know. I used to 14 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,479 married to him. 15 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,780 Hey, want to see our wedding picture? 16 00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:58,200 Me and Kate, the real love of his life. 17 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:01,440 So what happened to the love of your life? 18 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:10,280 Well, you know, love of your life, that's an overused 19 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,680 phrase, you know, just because you've been pining for somebody for 30 years 20 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,740 doesn't necessarily make her the love of your life. 21 00:02:26,570 --> 00:02:28,550 Why don't I just get us a couple more beers? 22 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,790 Sorry, your name just flew right out of my head. 23 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:39,790 Bye -bye. 24 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,010 Tina! Hey, Tina. 25 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:45,650 Have a nice life, Tina. 26 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:51,330 Hey, man. 27 00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:53,690 You just can't keep scaring away my dates like that. 28 00:02:54,530 --> 00:02:55,530 And look at you. 29 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,540 You're supposed to be here turning your life around, and you haven't done a damn 30 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:02,560 thing. No, I'm a lot better, Drew. I'm not even trying to kill you anymore. 31 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:09,620 I know, and believe me, that's the first thing I look for in a friend. 32 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:13,540 But it's time for you to move on. 33 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:17,980 I have nowhere else to go. You're the only person who's ever cared about me. 34 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:19,660 Well, that's not true. 35 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:21,620 Come here. 36 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,140 You have, like, cheesecake in your hair. 37 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,220 and put my head down. 38 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:42,240 You can stay here as long as you want. You know that. 39 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:47,280 Hey, it's a nice night out tonight. You want to go sit on the front porch with 40 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,239 me? 41 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,240 No. 42 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,860 I don't see if this baby's up to clue. 43 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,499 Skateboarding, huh? 44 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,500 Yeah. 45 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:27,400 Yeah, we do it at night so the kids don't make fun of us. 46 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,120 A call from Kate in New York. She met a guy at the rock and roll auction, so 47 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,240 she's going to stay another couple days. 48 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:37,800 Oh, great. A New York guy. 49 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:40,880 Bet he's like one of those Sex and the City guys that sits around all day 50 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:41,880 talking about sex. 51 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,320 Those aren't guys. They're women. 52 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,600 What, really? 53 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,640 Even the big blonde one? Yeah. 54 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:59,520 Hey, how's the job hunt going? I went to the blood bank today. Does that answer 55 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:00,520 your question? 56 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:06,410 You got car payments. You got house payments. Not to mention Hungry Hungry 57 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:07,410 in there. 58 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:14,410 I don't have a car anymore. I sold it. You sold your car? 59 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:16,090 Man, your life sucks. 60 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:20,290 You got to get him out of here. Show him a good time. 61 00:05:21,290 --> 00:05:22,290 Yeah, I guess. 62 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,770 What are you guys thinking about? A miniature golf or something? 63 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:26,750 Wow. 64 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:32,250 You know, I think it is a crime that America's teachers make $35 ,000 a year. 65 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,700 It's somebody like this only makes 75 bucks. 66 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:41,000 Gentlemen, give it up for the tasty Miss Candy Mints. 67 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:47,960 Forget about it, Nicky Drew. Just sit back, relax. Let's have a nice night 68 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,460 a bunch of beautiful, nameless women. 69 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,920 All you need is this. 70 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,140 Drew? 71 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,620 Drew? 72 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:09,430 It's Little Kelly Newmark. 73 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:14,670 So, uh, how's everything? 74 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:17,230 I'm guessing your parents are dead? 75 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:41,820 But it's a five o 'clock world when the woods are blue. 76 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,000 Now I lose a piece of my time. 77 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:49,900 There's a five o 'clock me inside my clothes. 78 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:11,770 I didn't think that anyone that I knew would actually be here. 79 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:13,730 You know, it's my first time. 80 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:18,530 I'm only doing this because, well, things have been kind of rough for me 81 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:22,570 Yeah, well, me too. Yeah, I got laid off for months. The department store I 82 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:25,270 worked for is being turned into some online Internet thingamajig. 83 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:28,950 Well, at least you had a career. I never worked. I got married right out of high 84 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:30,390 school. I was just a housewife. 85 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:32,730 And then ever since the divorce, I... 86 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:53,110 Special amateur night. Welcome to the lovely bliss. 87 00:07:54,830 --> 00:07:55,830 That's me. 88 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:01,810 I can't let you go up on stage like this. 89 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:05,310 Yeah. Mess up your hair a little. Smear your makeup. I like it. 90 00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:08,890 No, no. Stop. 91 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:10,090 Stop. 92 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:14,230 You don't have to do this. All right? You know we haven't seen each other in a 93 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:15,230 long time. 94 00:08:15,969 --> 00:08:19,790 But I have a spare room in my house, and you're welcome to crash there for a 95 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,790 while to get back on your feet. 96 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:23,550 Really? You'd do that for me? 97 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:25,410 Absolutely. I mean, we'd go way back. 98 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:28,210 If you saw me start to strip, you'd stop me, right? 99 00:08:29,950 --> 00:08:30,950 In a heartbeat. 100 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,669 Hey! Hey, Nikki! 101 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:52,710 exercising, and I saw myself in the mirror, and I caught a glimpse of the 102 00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:57,390 I used to be, and I realized doing three jumping jacks a week is not going to 103 00:08:57,390 --> 00:09:01,570 help, so I'm getting rid of all my junk food. 104 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:04,710 Hey, good for you, huh? Come here. 105 00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:08,330 Drew, you're always there for me. 106 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:11,810 Well, I care so much about you. 107 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:14,890 By the way, a stripper's going to be living with us. 108 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,700 float in a pretty parade. 109 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:35,800 Yeah. Kelly? Kelly, this is Nicky. Hi. Nicky, Kelly. Yeah. 110 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:02,839 about this. 111 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,860 Oh, don't worry about her. 112 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,780 I mean, she sleeps 18, 19 hours a day. 113 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:10,660 Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm going to check out the bedroom upstairs, okay? 114 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,300 And don't you worry. Tomorrow I am going to find a job. 115 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,920 Unfortunately, I've just been a housewife. 116 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,920 The only thing I know how to do is have sex and cook. 117 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,300 I think I have a great idea for a theme restaurant. 118 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,980 How are you going to support all these people? You don't even have a job. 119 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:31,320 Oh, don't worry. I'll find something. 120 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,920 I just wish my resume had more on it than one stinking store. 121 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,120 Yeah, well, I heard the new owners of that stinking store are hiring. 122 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,900 No, Mimi said not to bother. 123 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,380 They're all filled up. 124 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:44,940 Wait a minute, who said that? 125 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,660 Mimi. 126 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,900 Man, what's the point of having an archenemy if you're going to believe 127 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:53,900 everything she says? 128 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,480 Wow. 129 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,620 Look at this place. I can't believe this used to be Winford Louder. 130 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,169 Looks like Mr. 131 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:04,170 Spacely's office. 132 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,310 Welcome, people. 133 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:10,690 I'm Evan. This is my brother, Scott. 134 00:11:10,990 --> 00:11:15,790 Good luck getting a job at NeverEndingStore .com. We plan to sell 135 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:19,290 and our goal is to be the biggest Internet retail outlet in the world. 136 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:23,590 Well, I wouldn't say it's our goal to be the biggest in the world. I just want 137 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:26,510 to do good work in a supportive environment. Thank you very much. 138 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,520 Well, that isn't a supportive environment, Scott. 139 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:38,620 Well, it's a ghost of a guy that used to work here in the 50s. 140 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,220 Hi, I'm Drew Carey. I'm here for the office manager job. 141 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:52,500 Yeah, and you know, I noticed on the way in here, a couple of the employees had 142 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,320 their coffee cups next to the keyboards. You know, if they spill something... 143 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,160 There could be a little electrocution thing happening, and then you're up to 144 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:02,140 your neck in workman's comp forms. The B -75s, the A -19s, the whole K -series, 145 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,160 practically. 146 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,920 I'm tweaking from Red Bulls right now, and that almost put me to sleep. 147 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:13,960 Yeah, but he knows about all the crap we don't want to deal with. 148 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,780 He'd make a good office manager. 149 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,320 Well, it's either him or that lady that showed us all the scars from her knife 150 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,320 fights. 151 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,060 What do you mean, Mimi? 152 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:24,340 Yeah. 153 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,880 Easier to control. 154 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,460 All my spine does is hold up my head, sir. 155 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,320 Well, well, well. 156 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:48,660 What are you doing wasting your time here? Told you there were no job 157 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,460 Apparently not, because I think I'm the new office manager. 158 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,090 I really needed that job. 159 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:03,070 Look, Steve's going to kill me for telling you this, but he got fired from 160 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:05,970 prison. They caught him sleeping on the lethal injection table. 161 00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:14,050 Oh, well, geez, you didn't tell me anything about it. So if I can't have 162 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:15,610 job, at least lend me 50 bucks. 163 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:17,710 Please. 164 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:20,770 Oh, boy. 165 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:24,250 Yeah, sure. I'll give you a couple bucks right away. Here. 166 00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:30,510 Thanks. I know it's tough out there even for single guys with no little mouth to 167 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,510 feed. 168 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:34,550 Oh. 169 00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:39,310 It's kind of like when the dragon fell for the donkey in Shrek. 170 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:48,670 Okay, man. 171 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:49,790 How'd the interview go? 172 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,410 Great. I got the job. Oh, great. 173 00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,270 And I gave it to Mimi. 174 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:56,950 all the money in my wallet. 175 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:01,590 Are you crazy? You can't afford that. You're pawning stuff to survive. 176 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,090 I'll be all right. 177 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,110 Here, have some pizza. 178 00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:05,870 Hey, where's your couch? 179 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:08,450 We're eating it. 180 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:16,910 Drew, it's Kate again. 181 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:18,910 Please call me as soon as you can. 182 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:20,750 All right, talk to you soon. 183 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:24,710 I got some free weekend minutes. I'll call her Saturday. 184 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,620 I'm sure it's nothing that can't wait. 185 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,700 How'd that fit? 186 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,800 It's perfect. 187 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,460 I'll take it. 188 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:43,720 It kills me to see it sitting on the floor like that. It's just so sad. 189 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,700 Can I sit in the chair, then? Maybe after I finish my point. 190 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:56,020 Drew, you let everybody walk all over you. Kelly, Nikki, Mimi, me. 191 00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:57,540 You're a doormat. 192 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,210 I'm not a doormat. I'm a nice guy. 193 00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:01,490 Oh, yeah? 194 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:04,390 Let me tell you about a few other nice people, all right? 195 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,490 Abraham Lincoln, shot. 196 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,090 Mahatma Gandhi, shot. 197 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,130 Andy Griffith, shot. 198 00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:17,130 Andy Griffith wasn't shot. 199 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,350 Exactly. You know why? 200 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,470 Because he's a monster. 201 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,670 Hey, guys. 202 00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:26,030 Hey. Kelly, good to know you're here. How are you feeling? Yeah, I'm okay. I'm 203 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:29,280 just a little... tired. I guess I'm still getting used to this house's 204 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:34,380 You know, the house settling, the floorboards creaking from Nikki pacing 205 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,380 and forth. 206 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,900 Does she have a deli slicer up there? 207 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:45,740 So, jumbo's been keeping you awake, huh? 208 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:51,200 What, the thundering of my mighty tree trunk legs has been disturbing little 209 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,380 princess's slumber? 210 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,400 I did not say that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 211 00:15:57,379 --> 00:16:01,360 Listen, Kelly, if the noise is bothering you, just take my bedroom. I'll move 212 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,480 downstairs. Really? 213 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:05,560 Oh, thank you, Drew. Thank you. I'm going to go up right now and change the 214 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,479 sheets. 215 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,960 You just gave away your bedroom, Drew. 216 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,600 You really are a doormat. 217 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,000 You know, it's not too late to change. You don't want to be known as another 218 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,320 Lincoln or Gandhi. 219 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,400 Hey, I'm not a Lincoln or Gandhi, okay? 220 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,920 I'm going over to that store right now and I'm going to get myself a job. 221 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,060 Yeah, you go for it. Forget him, tiger. 222 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,940 A lot of passion for a crappy little job. 223 00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:11,410 to my life coaching. 224 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,470 Uh, hey, listen, about the job. 225 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:18,069 Look, you're wasting your time. The only job openings we have here are for 226 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:19,069 hardcore tech. 227 00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,230 Well, I can do tech. 228 00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,190 Are you fluent in Linux? 229 00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:25,010 What? Linux? Yeah. 230 00:17:25,329 --> 00:17:26,329 Yeah. 231 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,390 Have you worked with Red Hat 7 .2? 232 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,170 More like Old Hat 7 .2, if you ask me. 233 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,430 We have your resume, so we'll think about it. 234 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:37,650 No. 235 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,310 No, listen, this is a one -day offer only. 236 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,210 Let me tell you why you should hire me. 237 00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:48,490 For 20 years, 20 years I worked at the store that used to be here, and they 238 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:49,490 screwed me. 239 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:53,150 Okay, they took everything. They took my health benefits, my pension, 240 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:55,730 everything. It's gone. 241 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,330 But here I am. I'm back. 242 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,450 I am back for more. 243 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,310 Now, what did that tell you about me? 244 00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,810 You work like a dog and you hate yourself. 245 00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:12,110 Do we have one of those? 246 00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:13,950 No, but we need one. 247 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:16,249 Hey, what? 248 00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,250 I'm going to give you a shot. 249 00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:19,410 We're going to make you the internal expediting analyst. 250 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:22,110 Oh, thank you. 251 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,790 Thank you. You won't regret this. 252 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,950 I'm going to be the best internal expediting analyst you ever had. 253 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,580 Internal expediting analyst. That's great. 254 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:37,780 What do you do? 255 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,020 I have no idea. 256 00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:43,380 Wait a minute. You're going to take money for doing nothing? That doesn't 257 00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,380 like you. 258 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,680 Good. For once, I'm not going to be the guy who always tries to save the store. 259 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,860 I just want to get a paycheck and lay low. 260 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,840 Hey. Hi, guys. Hey. 261 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,020 How's it going? Oh, pretty good. How did it go today? 262 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,239 I got a job. 263 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,139 How about you? 264 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:57,520 No. No luck. 265 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:01,880 Drew, I was hoping that I would move out this week, but it might be a little 266 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,880 while. Is that okay? 267 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,300 Yeah, take as long as you want. I'm an internal expediting analyst now. Do you 268 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,300 have any idea how much that pays? 269 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,440 No. Yeah, I was hoping somebody would. 270 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,059 Order something. 271 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,480 Oh, great. Oh, no, no. Let me. 272 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,280 Oh. 273 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,460 Boy, kid, boy. 274 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:20,080 It's tough to get a job out there without any skill. 275 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,660 Yeah, I sure wish there was something she could do. 276 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,520 Okay, I got a cheeseburger, ketchup, no mayo. 277 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,740 A BLT slaw on the side. 278 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,680 Knives go on the right. Oops, this one's dirty. I'll get you another one. 279 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,200 Everyone okay here? I'll have another beer. 280 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,560 You got it, hon. 281 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,800 You know, I just thought of something she could do. 282 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,680 Neuroendocrinologist. 283 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,340 I can't believe you got this couch back from the pawn shop. Yeah, especially 284 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:50,600 since it had a sign on it that said, free with any pistol. 285 00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:54,100 Got my couch back, got a job. 286 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,520 My stripper and my fat girl are getting along. 287 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,560 How was New York? It was good. 288 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,660 Drew, I was trying to reach you because I have something important to tell you. 289 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:11,900 I'm getting married tomorrow. 290 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,600 Oh, wait a minute. What day is it today? 291 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,460 Thursday. Oh, you know what? I'm getting married the day after tomorrow. 21817