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So, uh, Kathy, it's great to meet you.
It says here you want to work in the
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Young Miss Department.
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Yeah. Yeah. I'm a people person.
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A young people person.
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And I like department stores because
they have all those different
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And I feel like I could teach the teens
how to be, like, a little Britney, but
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not too Christina.
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Uh, does it appear that you went to the
University of Arizona?
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Yeah. It's really hot there. I had to
transfer.
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And also, you used to work with, wow,
Janet Jackson?
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Yeah. I was a Janet Jackson dancer.
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Oh, what was she like?
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Cold and distant.
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That's a really nice suit, by the way.
Thank you very much. Did you get it
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Well, I get all my clothes here. I get a
discount.
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Wow. Yeah, the sleeves are kind of
short.
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But you have really great ribs.
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Thanks. Really, really handsome.
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Thanks. I like monkey arms.
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I love that in a guy, monkey arms.
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That wasn't inappropriate.
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I was just picturing the two of us
swinging on trees.
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I love that face.
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I know.
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Wow, I can barely keep my clothes on.
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That wasn't inappropriate, and I'm
sorry. That's okay. That's all right.
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here for sales, and I'm calling on you.
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Since you used to play the codophone.
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Yeah.
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A telephonic instrument.
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That's what you're saying.
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I thought it was an answering machine.
How do you play an answer? In a way it
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is, and yet you can... Oh.
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Mimi Bobeck. Great.
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I haven't seen you since the Venus
flytrap.
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I thought I'd find a stripper.
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Yeah. Three months ago.
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I was a good stripper. You were a
thieving, lying, stealing stripper. What
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you talking about? I'm talking about you
stealing all my dance moves and about
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stealing my boyfriend.
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Dolem, he wanted me.
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You should put him in the trunk of your
car.
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He was dying to get in my trunk.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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Because I'm married now to a really
great guy.
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And this ring is next to the finger that
says how I really feel about you.
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I don't care. I just met someone really
wonderful, too.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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that I shouldn't have had an outburst
during a job interview. It's just she
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brings something out of me.
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I'm really sorry.
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You know, I've got to be honest.
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You have a lot of life experience.
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Just not a lot of retail life
experience.
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No, I understand.
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Do I have a shot at dinner with you?
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I think you're very attractive. I would
love to go out with you. Oh, that would
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be great!
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I got your number and everything right
here. I'll just give you a call. Okay,
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yeah. The numbers might be a little
inverted. I can't spell numbers that
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But just a call.
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Okay, sure. Okay, well, great.
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It was nice. Yeah, I'll see you later.
Nice meeting you. Yeah, you too.
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Well, we can do this later, right?
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Okay. Sorry.
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All this energy calling me.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go Cleveland Rock, Cleveland Rock.
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Living in sin with a safety pin going
Cleveland Rock, Cleveland Rock,
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Cleveland Rock.
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Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio.
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Pretty bad.
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Addy likes.
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You have a cold, don't you? Little one.
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Hey, guys.
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Bad.
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Lewis, I have in this bag something
that's going to change our lives.
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Not lipstick and blush again, is it?
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No, it's financial security.
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We're going to bake my grandmother's
gingerbread cookies in our house in the
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park and sell them.
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You know anything about baking cookies?
Where do you get the money to do that?
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Actually, I used our car fund to buy a
big oven.
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You used our car fund money? Yeah.
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You guys are saving for a car?
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Oh, no, no. It's not for a new car. It's
where we keep our money. It's the only
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thing we own that has locks.
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You guys can't start another business.
Are you out of your mind? You don't know
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anything about cookies or baking?
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How about your mail -order taxidermy?
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It didn't work out so well, did it?
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No. How'd you like opening those
packages?
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And how about the marital aid rental?
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You can't rent that stuff. It's not like
bowling shoes.
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Well, all rise for judgmental. Yeah.
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You know what?
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You're so negative.
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At least we're trying.
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At least we're not content to sit in the
same desk in the same little cubicle
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every day with our sad little boring
lives.
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I'm talking about Drew. Oh.
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So you're on board?
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Yeah, you bet I'm on board. All right.
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What the hell was that? I don't know.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, it's a squirrel head.
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What's a squirrel head doing out here?
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I don't know. Maybe it's the beginning
of a squirrel revolution.
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Whoa. Oh, my God.
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There's a bald eagle on your roof.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Hey, you know, that's good luck. Not for
squirrels.
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Oh, wow.
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Hey, wait a minute. This is like an
omen. For what?
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Well, don't you see? This is saying that
our cookie business is going to take
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off and soar like an eagle. Oh, that's
great.
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Hey, let's go look at that oven. Oh,
you'd love it. It's so big it could fit
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bald eagle. Oh, yeah. That would be an
American Thanksgiving.
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I don't see why the salmon can't be the
symbol for America.
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It even rocks. Uncle Salmon.
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Uncle Salmon wants you.
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Hey, man, look at that.
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Wow. Somebody broke into my house.
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Big deal. I got nothing worth stealing.
My beanie babies!
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Gracias. Give me the piece.
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And nice to see you.
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Where's the bird? It's right there.
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Took you long enough.
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What a wonderful creature.
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You're so lucky, you're so lucky, you
know, he chews your place.
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Yeah, he chews the whole place.
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No, your house, you know, your house has
got wonderful nesting material here.
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Good.
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How are you going to get this thing out
of here? No, no, no, no. You cannot move
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the eagle. It's illegal to move the
eagle. It's a felony.
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What? The bird is protected.
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What? Oh, yes. Look at my house. What
about my house? Well, you're very
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privileged. You have good... Privileged?
Look at my house. I can't take it.
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What if this happened?
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What?
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What if the bird was flying around and
accidentally, after preheating it to
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flew into the oven?
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The bird is protected.
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Andrew. We got your message and we
rushed right... Oh, my.
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There it is.
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Hey, pig. What happened to your house?
Lose a piece of fudge?
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Look at it. It's so beautiful.
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Wow. I haven't been this close to an
eagle since I slept with Joe Walsh.
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Who's the big eagle? Who's the big
eagle? Look. Oh, my God. He's turning
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Turn around. Honey, shake your tail.
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Oh, you do it too. I'll get your
picture. Go ahead.
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Will you stop it?
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Isn't there any way to get this eagle
out of my house?
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Well, there is only one way. That is if
a huge and terrifying predator would
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come and scare it away.
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You're on, baby.
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He's got a gingerbread winky.
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It's so little.
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Oh, hello.
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Hi. Me and my sister got lost in the
park.
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We thought we saw gingerbread.
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Sounds so familiar.
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Oh, Connor.
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Hey, uh, help yourself to a cookie.
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These are really good.
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Can I have another?
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Well, you've already had two. Don't eat
up all our profits.
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I happen to know that this house is
illegal because it's in the middle of a
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park.
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And I want the one in the fridge, too.
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This kid's pretty smart. You think he's
trying to blackmail us?
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I don't know.
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Hey, little man, do you know what
blackmail is?
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You take advantage of somebody weaker
for financial gain.
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Keep baking. We'll be back.
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Still want to have kids?
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Look where she may do next.
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For the next two years, that will be her
home.
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The English scream because she's lonely.
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Many animals are lonely.
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Do you believe in the love at first
sight?
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I do.
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I've only ever said that to my cat in a
little tuxedo.
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What are you doing in my backyard?
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We're watching the eagle.
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Have you been out here with a video
camera all day?
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Well, you know, more or less.
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Oh, man, I've got to start wearing a
robe.
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I would recommend it.
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I've got a date coming over in a few
minutes, and I don't want you out here
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my backyard filming.
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Drew, please. The eagle is so beautiful.
This is a once -in -a -lifetime
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opportunity. An eagle has never before
been born in Cleveland.
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I'll be filming inside my house. No, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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We don't interested in the mating habit
of the human being. You know, just
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the... Is she pretty?
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Wow.
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Look at you all spangly.
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Thank you.
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Who are they?
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Oh, you don't know Grosney Huffman from
Fish and Games?
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah, they're here for the eagle.
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Well, of course. They should protect the
eagle.
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What?
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Are you kidding me? I mean, I know
it's... I don't got nothing against
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but look what it's doing to my house.
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Oh, it did something to your gorgeous
house?
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What are you all dressed up for?
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Oh, I'm going to a party at the mayor's
house.
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Wow. You know that naughty guy that's
running for Senate? Yeah.
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Does this dress say political scandal to
you?
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Let me just look at you. I've never seen
you look better in your... Hold on.
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Wait. There's... There.
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Now you're perfect.
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You
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know
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what,
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Drew? Just forget it. I'm going to my
party and I don't care.
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You know what? You think you're so
great.
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This is it.
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Sorry about the smell.
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Wow.
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You weren't exaggerating. I mean, you
know, sometimes a guy will say an eagle
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tore up my house just to get you to your
home, but it's really happened, huh?
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Yep.
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You just crap wherever you want, okay?
The eagle did.
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Thank you so much for letting me bring
Mushu on our date. He's a really good
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judge of character. And he really liked
his prime rib.
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Oh, it was my pleasure ordering the most
expensive thing on the menu for a dog.
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Thank you.
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Want a couple more beers? Sure, why not,
right? Two more won't kill us.
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Cheaper by the dozen.
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Yeah, I released myself in the garage. I
hope you like them.
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You do?
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A brewery and eagle crap? I hit the
jackpot.
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get rid of this guy not that i don't
mind uh you know sure three's fine every
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once in a while
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Can I have a beer now?
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No. Not until we finish Danny's
homework.
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You know, that's it. It's bad enough
he's eating all our cookies, but do we
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to do his homework, too?
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Fine. You want to get turned in?
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Huh? What do you think, we can just pick
up the house and move it?
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No, we can't pick up the house and move
it.
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Okay, last question.
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Good. How long would it take a train to
get to Chicago?
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How many people are on board?
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Fifty.
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How fast is it going? 200 miles an hour.
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The city or the band?
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I don't know.
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Hello? Hey, Oswald, it's me. Listen, you
gotta help me out. Okay.
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I have a date over here and she has one
of those pugs, those little ugly bug
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-eyed dogs like the one in Men in Black.
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Anyway, an eagle came by, and an eagle
swooped up the dog, and I don't have the
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dog anymore, so I want you to go to the
pound and pick me up a dog that looks
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exactly like it. Can you do that for me?
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Uh -huh.
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Hey, say your girlfriend's dog is
running 200 miles an hour with
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50 people aboard.
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It was really good. Uh -huh. Yeah, this
is me. Oh, these are my parents.
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They seem really nice.
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Yeah, they were.
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I just want to see the picture of
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the time I met them.
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I met the Blue Man Group.
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Let's see. Look. Hi.
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really nice. They don't really talk a
lot, but they're really nice to me.
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That's great.
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And this is my friend Skip.
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He seems nice.
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You know, I just don't want to go. I
mean, we got all night.
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There's no rush. You know what? Fine.
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I have all night to leave.
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My dog is out there and I might as well
just...
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Was this what?
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It is him.
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We found him at the pound. They said an
eagle dropped him in the bushes.
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Are you kidding me?
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Sorry about his nose. We tried to pull
it out.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Kathy, you got to see this. Come
on. It's like a million and one miracle,
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man. I can't believe this.
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Kathy, look.
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Yeah?
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Drew was cute.
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Would you shut up?
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Hey, good news.
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What? I got a drug code.
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Eagle pheromones.
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Pheromones? Yeah, it's a chemical that
makes you attracted to the opposite sex.
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Hey! For eagles. Oh.
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Throw it off of Drew's property, right?
The eagle follows it. No more problem,
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huh? Yeah, that's a great idea. You
gotta throw it because you got a better
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Okay, let's go.
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Don't stop the eagle pheromones. What
kind of pheromones do you think they
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Squirrels.
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You know what I would do if I
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was you?
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I would run home to your house. Why?
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Because eagles eat squirrels.
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eagles, squirrels.
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Hey, old loser.
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You got me an F on my homework.
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Get your house goodbye.
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I called the cops.
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We're not afraid of you anymore. We got
an eagle on our roof.
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That's right, you little jerk.
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This house is now a protected eagle
habitat.
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So get someone else to do your homework
for you.
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I wonder if the eagle can do the trick I
taught my dog.
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you try to make money you never made
money what about the mail or parrot
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business cheerleader sitters how about
when you try to be clam divers there's
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clams in lake erie internet exorcism you
know you're very attractive for a comic
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