All language subtitles for The Drew Carey Show s07e19 Bringing Up Boss

Hey, everybody.

It's a woman. Have you heard?

It's a woman.

It's a woman.

Not from where I'm standing.

Shut your ham hole.

I'm talking about the new store
president.

I just heard that Lord Mercer hired a
woman.

Finally, somebody in management who
won't feel threatened by me.

Good afternoon, everybody. Good
afternoon, Lord Mercer.

Joy to the store. Lord Mercer has come.

He has a name.

Thank you, thank you.

Yes, music is a wonderful thing, so
please stop doing that to it.

Now, come here, sweetheart.

I'd like you all to meet my daughter,
Milan.

Hi, everyone.

Hi, I'm Drew Carey. Welcome to
Cleveland.

I notice you don't have an English
accent like your father. Well, I went to

boarding school in Connecticut.

An all -girls school.

Don't talk to your father like that.

He's rich. Your job is to smile and hold
on till he's dead.

Hello, Milan. What a charming young girl
you are. Lovely eyes, just like your

father. Not that I'm attracted to your
father.

Not that your father isn't worthy of my
attraction.

I mean, if he made the first move, who
knows what might happen.

Gary, give him a kiss. Take the heat off
me.

Daddy, we've been here for like an hour.
Can we go now?

It's my birthday and he's got some big
surprise for me.

Actually, Milan, this is your surprise
birthday present.

Wedding. This door and everything in it.

A department store in Cleveland?

Couldn't you find something uglier?

Wow, somebody needs a trip to Youngstown
for some perspective.

Now, Milan, I'm only doing this to teach
you about responsibility. After all,

you've been booted out of Oxford, Yale,
and the Fontan Institute at the

University of Daytona Beach.

She's the new president.

Yes. I see.

Well, what an honor it will be to have a
leader unburdened by the twin horrors

of knowledge and experience.

Well done. Thank you.

Welcome to the store, sister. If you
need anything, just call and I'll come

running.

Daddy, why is my birthday clown talking
to me like that?

I know this isn't exactly what you
wanted, so I'll give you a choice.

can run this store, or you won't touch a
penny of your trust fund until you're

30. I hate you.

I am going to be the worst president
this store has ever seen. And you know

else is going to hate you? All these
people. Because I am going to make their

lives miserable, too.

Enjoy these years. You'll never have
them again.

Hang on to that sense of humor, Carrie.
You'll need it. I'm placing her in your

charge.

What? You mean you're promoting me above
her?

Good Lord, no.

She's still your boss. I'd just like you
to guide her, you know, show her the

ropes and give her some advice, that
sort of thing.

Oh, and by the way, if you fail, you'll
be out of that co -manager's office and

back in this shabby little cubicle.

Good luck.

It's such a crude attitude.

It's back where it belongs.

Where? All the little chicks with the
crimson lips go Cleveland Rock,

Rock. Living in sin with a safety pin
gone. Cleveland Rock, Cleveland

Rock, Cleveland Rock.

Ohio!

What the hell was Belon? Look.

I gotta get down to that meeting with
the union rep so she shows up what you

said right over. You really think a
teenager can handle a union negotiation?

It beats me. I tried to teach her about
this stuff yesterday. I don't know how

much of it sunk in.

She real airhead, huh?

No, we were at the mall and security
guards kept hassling me.

Apparently, if someone like me follows
someone like her showing a bunch of

photos, it fits some kind of profile.

Is our new teen president still missing,
then? Yep.

Well, perhaps Archie's jalopy broke
down.

Hey, guys. Am I late?

No, no, no. 11 .49. That's usually when
America rolls up its sleeves and gets

down to business.

Whatever.

I think we should get down to the
loading dock, huh?

I'll show you the way.

I used to spend a lot of time down there
before I got married.

Why? Big guys show an ass crack.

Sometimes I can't sleep at night just
for thinking about it.

The fact that we don't have a new
contract already shows disrespect.

If this Mercer girl's in here in five
minutes, negotiations are off.

Okay, fine.

Five minutes.

Hey!

That one of those new boom boxes,
that's... lucky.

You know, we had a whole shipment of
those stolen. We don't even know who

them. It's been...

Yeah, you're lucky,

lucky guys.

Sorry we're late. Hey, Stan.

Hey, boys.

Easy now. I'm married.

Well, shall we get down to business?

Yes, let's. I can take it from here.

So... I looked over your contract
proposal, and every item seems doable

for items 17 through 20.

Those would just be too expensive.

All right, Gidget. Maybe, maybe there's
some room to move on 17.

But we're not budging on the others.

You know, you may think that I look like
some dumb teenage girl, but I represent

Mercer Industries, and I suggest that
you treat me with the same respect that

you would treat my father or any... Oh,
my God, George!

Sorry. Everybody, I'd like you to meet
the best kisser in the world.

What's up?

I heard about you. Hi, I'm Drew.

Nick, Stan, Joe, this is D 'Artagnan.

I ain't gonna call you that. Pick
something else.

Wait for you upstairs.

No, no, no. I haven't seen you in two
weeks. Get down.

So, um, let's just continue with the
negotiation.

Fine. Let's start with item 18.

Uh, the guys need a new break room. The
one we have now is totally unacceptable.

Well, can you be more specific?

Yeah, well, we need, uh... Air
conditioning.

We need, uh, a new refrigerator and
maybe a TV with color.

Yeah, I think air conditioning would
be...

It'd be great for those days when it's
hot.

Sticky.

Sticky. Oh, air conditioning would be
fine.

It really weakens our position when you
have your hands down his pants.

No, it weakens my position as a
negotiator when you undercut my

I ache for you, baby.

You're so unprofessional.

I'm leaving.

If you need me, I'll be outside sitting
in the snow.

I couldn't believe it. She was hissing
his neck and rubbing her hands all over

his chest and slowly working her way
down to his neck.

How old is this girl again?

19.

Oh.

I like the story again, Uncle Drew.

So what happened with the rest of the
union negotiations?

Yeah. Well, her and her boyfriend got so
hot and bothered, they just walked out

in the middle of everything.

Sorry about your problems with your
rich, beautiful boss, Drew.

I would have written you a sympathy card
at Drug Co. if I hadn't spent the day

mopping up elephant after birth.

That's disgusting.

That's so typical. You want your shampoo
and your conditioner in one, but you

don't want to know how they do it.

I got your message. I'm sorry about the
negotiations, but, I mean, she's a young

girl in love. Why are you calling me for
help? Well, I was hoping you could help

her get her priorities straight. You
know, you're a career woman yourself.

You're doing really well. You could be a
good role model for her.

Really? You think?

Yeah, and don't forget to tell her about
that 20 years she spent drunk wedged

between a mattress and a stranger.

Hey, you wanted to see me?

Hi, Milan. These are my friends, Oswald,
Louis, my brother Steve. This is Kate.

This is everybody. This is Milan.

Kate wanted to talk to you. She's an
executive at the Rock and Roll Hall of

Fame. That's cool. Yeah, let's go over
here. Okay.

So, Milan, Drew tells me you're having
some problems focusing at work.

Like me, you're a female executive in a
man's world, and it's very important to

keep your professional life separate
from your personal life. I mean, I heard

about that meeting, and trust me,
there's no man worth tanking your career

Okay, I'll forget.

He's not just any man. I mean, I love...
I love him, and he loves me, and we're

going to be together forever.

Oh, my God, you really believe that?

You don't understand. I mean, he's so
sweet and sensitive, and he does this

amazing thing with his eyes, and he
stares at you, and it just melts you,

there's nothing you can do about it. You
don't have to stop. I'm going to bruise

a rib.

Okay, look.

If you focus on your job and you do
really well, he's going to respect you

more than he does now. Wow.

You're so old and wise.

Like Yoda.

Aren't you cute?

That hurt.

Yes, it does.

Hey, uh, Milan, I was just up on the
second floor and there's...

There's nobody there.

I know. I fired them all.

Why? Well, because they were stuck up.

I mean, I'm store president.

People should come up to me and be like,
hi, Milan, or great shoes, Milan, or

how's your boyfriend, Milan? And I'd
say, oh, great. That's great. Thanks for

asking because D 'Artagnan dumped me.

Oh.

Well, it's okay. You know, there's
other...

She dies with goofy names out there.

No, no, none of this would have ever
happened if you didn't make me talk to

stupid friend, Kate.

I'm sorry, Drew, but you've got to be
punished.

Wow. Am I having a good day or a bad
day?

So she busted you down to the loading
dock, huh, Carrie?

Yeah.

If you have any questions, just let me
know.

I got one.

If you hear a riffing sound like Velcro
and it tastes blood, is that bad?

Morning, Red, Dutch, Chopper, Fat Tony.

Actually, it's Joe, Nick, Andy, Larry.

Yes, does it really matter?

Carrie!

Do something about Milan.

She's depressed about her boyfriend, and
she's making horrible, horrible

decisions. Oh, that's just great.

You know, Mercer's going to be checking
up on us tomorrow. He's going to blame

me for this whole mess.

We have to get her mind off this d
'Artagnan fellow.

And I have an idea.

All I need to do is get my hands on
another sexy young man.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

I said...

I need to get my hands on a sexy young
man. Oh, I see what you're doing.

Miss Mercer just called down for you. It
seems she's bored, so she'd like you

and her chauffeur to oil up and Indian
wrestle.

Don't start a chance. He's an Indian.

Damn it, one of these days she'll push
me too far.

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going
to weep. Yes, that's right. I'm going

to curl up into the fetal position and
weep like a little baby.

Oh, you poor thing.

Milan actually busted you down to the
loading dock.

You know what? I'm going to go tell her
it was all my fault.

No, I got a better idea.

You go see D 'Artagnan yourself, tell
him it was all your fault, and then

he'll go back to Milan.

Good idea.

Hey, check it out.

I'm wearing special underpants to make
my crack look bigger.

Enter Muse.

Hi, D 'Artagnan.

I'm Kate O 'Brien. I'm a friend of
Milan's and I just wanted to talk to you

about her. See, this is all my fault. I
told her not to focus on you so much.

Oh, well, thank you.

You see, I'm well rid of that child.

Now, I seek a woman.

Oh, yeah. Well, you know, the thing is
that... Did you paint that?

Guilty.

It's beautiful.

No, it's not.

It's obvious. It's easy. It's dishonest.
And the world would be a better place

without all of its lies.

Stop mocking me!

you're upset about in the law. I mean,
she loves you. You should go back to

No, no, no. She belongs with somebody
her own age. And I, I too belong with

someone my own age.

Someone like you.

How old are you? 28.

You're good.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I must paint you.

I must paint you, Kate O 'Brien. I'm
painting you.

Look at you, you're so beautiful. I must
capture that beauty like a little bird.

Wow, no one's ever wanted to paint me
before. I mean, once I caught a

you know, snapping pictures of me in the
shower, but... It wasn't nearly as

flattering.

Sit right here.

You know what? I mean, I think I should
go. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Please.

Stay.

I've heard about that look.

Things any better in the loading dock,
Drew?

Yeah, I think I'm finally getting the
hang of it.

Really?

Hey, Drew, could you pass me those
pretzels?

Sure.

Everybody, raise your hands if you're
proud of America.

Hey, Kate.

How'd you talk with Arcadian go?

I'm sorry, Drew. It just happened.

He said he was never going back to
Milan. He painted my portrait, and then

gave me that look of his.

Anyway, we ended up naked in a bathtub,
and I thought, how refreshing, a guy who

just wants to wash me.

But it didn't end there.

Bastard. I've fallen for that one, too.

Damn it, Kate. If he doesn't get back
with Milan, I'll never get off the

dock. Why'd you do it, Kate?

Hey, guys.

Hey, it's... Look, it's Milan.

I see her, Drew.

So don't worry, Kate. I'm not mad about
your stupid advice.

And I'm not mad at you either, Drew.

I'm promoting you back to co -manager
again.

Oh, that's great. Oh, that's great.

This would be clack, clack, clack part
of the roller coaster right before the

screaming starts.

I was thinking, you know, D 'Artagnan
and I had something really special, and

it's only a matter of time before he
realizes that and comes back to me.

Sure. Care to make a wager on that?
Let's say a million dollars?

Milan, you are so young, and there are
so many guys out there, and you're so

pretty.

I'm just saying, don't put all your eggs
in one basket. Bathtub?

Did I say bathtub?

Oh, no. I meant don't put all your sex
in one basket.

Oh, that's me.

Hello?

It's D 'Artagnan.

Hi.

What? I've been calling you all day.
What took you so long to call me back?

You did what?

With whom?

You!

Go to hell, D 'Artagnan!

Well, I hope you're all happy.

You people have ruined my life!

I'm really sorry, Drew.

Would it help if I talked to Lord
Mercer?

My instincts say no.

Hey, have you seen Milan? She's supposed
to be here an hour ago.

I haven't seen her. Have you tried the
junior bitch department?

She's not at home. She's not at work.
Where the hell is she?

Let me give you some advice.

You're ugly.

That's not advice.

I know, but you would have tuned me out
if I started with, here comes an insult.

How goes the store?

Oh, fantastic.

I love your daughter. She's great. She's
wonderful.

Yes. If I were sure she was mine, I'd be
flattered.

Where is she?

Jesus. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's in the ladies' room.

All we're asking is that you teach us
the look.

Yeah.

Let's go like this.

Okay, okay, got it.

Thanks.

Hello, ladies.

I don't know

why, guys, but these beers are on me.

Oh, goodness.