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Great way to spend a Friday night, huh,
buddy?
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Look at the stars, my best dog, eating
grilled cheese sandwiches.
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Maybe later on, hanging myself in the
bathroom.
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Hey, bro.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, wow.
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You got the new telescope.
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Yeah, I'm looking at the rings of Saturn
right now.
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You ever wonder whether there was an
equally sad and lonely person up there,
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Saturn, staring back at you?
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No.
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But it has occurred to me that you're
the only one of us that has to rub
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sunscreen on his head.
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Where is everybody?
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They're all working.
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On a Friday night?
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That's what I said. It's like I never
see them anymore.
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Well, that's because they're busy.
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Kate's always working at the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame, and Oswald's got this
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nursing thing, and Lewis... You know,
Lewis should be here.
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Doesn't matter.
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More grilled cheese for us, huh?
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Oh, I can't stay, bro.
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Mimi got us front row seats to the Lion
King tonight.
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You don't want to go see that with her.
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Whole time she'll be yelling out, that's
not how you take down a gazelle.
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Drew, I am going to the theater with my
wife.
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And if you wonder why your friends don't
show up, maybe you should stop looking
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out there and start looking in here.
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All right, hold on.
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I'm going to grab this scope and shove
it up inside there.
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See you, Bill.
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Just you and me, huh, buddy?
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Man's best friend?
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Hey.
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You love me, don't you?
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Is this pathetic?
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What?
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What's the matter, boy?
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Hey, hey! Hey, get away from there! Get
out of my sandwiches, man!
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Hey, it's just sandwiches. Let's be
cool, man.
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Boy, I'm telling you, there was a time
when a man could eat cheese sandwiches
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his backyard without even a gate locked.
Well, not anymore!
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No, his nose is just a little bit
bigger.
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Yeah, that's... Are you sure?
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That face is going to haunt me the rest
of my days.
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You better call HQ.
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Rusty's back in town.
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Rusty? Yeah.
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All us guys down at the pound have been
on his trail for years.
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Hey, listen, uh, I know you're the
professionals, but, uh, have you tried
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dressing like a cat?
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I'm having a costume made.
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In the meantime, be careful. He's a bad
dog.
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He's a bad, bad dog.
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Hey, before you go, can I ask you a
question?
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My friends were supposed to come over,
but they couldn't make it. You want to
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in the backyard with me and have some
grilled cheese sandwiches?
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Thanks,
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but I'm not gay.
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I'm not gay either. I just wanted
something to hang out with.
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Oh. Well, actually, I am gay.
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Your feelings.
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All this energy calling me.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crew.
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So you're going to lunch with your
buddies, eh?
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Yeah. I bet you're really looking
forward to it. I know you haven't seen
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much of them lately.
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Where are you going?
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El Tango, that new Mexican restaurant.
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Oh, I heard that place is wonderful.
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Have a good time.
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They canceled on me, didn't they?
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Yep.
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They didn't.
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They've been doing that to me all the
time lately.
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Mimi, about this manpower report, I have
a question about page three.
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Oh, this paragraph here?
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No, no, the one above it, the one
covered in blood and fur.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I had that in my trunk
with three dead rabbits.
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Oh, I keep a bottle of water and a
couple of balance bars in my trunk in
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case of an emergency, but each to his
own.
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Look, I've always dreamed of having a
fur coat, but I hate that they kill
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innocent animals.
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And then I realized there's all this
beautiful unused fur going to waste
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our nation's highways.
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And I thought, well, why not a roadkill
fur coat?
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Whee, doggie Ellie Mae, that sounds
right purty.
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At least I only wear roadkill. You've
eaten it.
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No, I haven't.
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Oh, yes, you have.
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Oh, well, time for lunch.
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I don't have any lunch. My friend's
cancelled on me.
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Well, I've got an idea. Why don't you
sit down? We'll have lunch together.
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Okay.
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Now, look.
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I'll be leaving early tonight.
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I'm going out to the country with my
telescope.
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Comet Moonson's closer than it's been
since 1894.
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8 .78 astronomical units. I didn't know
you were a scopey.
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Scobie sounds so silly.
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I prefer Telly Boy.
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I have an Astro Light 7000 with auto
track.
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Kind of equipment he's sporting.
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I have an 11 -inch Cosmotron.
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11 -inch Cosmotron? I've never even seen
one that big. Are you measuring that
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from the base?
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You know, there's a great big storm in
Jupiter next week. Maybe we could take
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scope out and have a look at it. All
right, that sounds great.
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Excellent. And maybe we could go and
look at the moon one night this week.
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And maybe we should have matching
jackets that say Stargazer 1 and
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Oh, and as best friends, we should have
nicknames. Oh, I know, I know. You'll be
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D -Bomb and I'll be The Nige. And
everyone will be all like, oh, look,
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comes D -Bomb and The Nige. And we'll be
all like, oh, take a picture and we'll
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laugh.
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When I say telescopes, I meant bicycles.
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I meant a bicycle.
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A bicycle. I love bicycles.
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Please tell me you're not
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on your break.
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I'm saving this guy for open heart
surgery.
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What are you doing here, Drew? In the
neighborhood, thought I'd stop and say
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Drew, this is not some clubhouse where
you can just drop by and say hi.
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This is a hospital where professionals
are doing furious work.
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I'm sorry.
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Ah, what the heck?
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You want to help me shave a fat guy?
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Would I?
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Okay, you take that side, I'll take this
side, and we'll meet in the middle.
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Did you sleep?
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Yeah, they gave him anesthetic early
because he was such a nervous wreck.
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So if this was a cute college
cheerleader, would you get to shave her
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Well, if she had a hairy chest and a
heart problem, I hardly think she'd be a
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cheerleader.
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It seems like forever since I've seen
you guys. Yeah, it's been a week.
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Yeah, it seems like longer.
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Well, we've been busy.
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Yeah.
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Just like Lewick. I went to see him at
Drug Co.
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He wouldn't see me either. You know what
he's doing?
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Huh? He's hitting a monkey to ping the
good ship Lollipop.
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Apparently the company's talent show is
a lot more competitive this year.
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What's this?
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Spongy. It's the tip of his belly
button.
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Oh, you better get out of here.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get you any
trouble. It's too late for that. Just
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go.
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What are you going to do?
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What are you doing?
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Is that fun?
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It's okay. The flavor's gone.
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develop sense of smell that... But we
have the bomb!
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Well, Drew, what do you need me for
that's so urgent?
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I'll tell you when Lewis Oswald and
Steve get here.
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No, I've got to get to work. The Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame's having a party.
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Hey, Drew, what's going on? Yeah, we got
here as soon as we could. Yeah.
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Well, someone is trying to take over the
world.
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And it could be you.
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You called us over here to play Risk?
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Or you.
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I don't believe this. You tricked us to
get us to hang out with you?
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Yeah, well, it seems like we're drifting
apart.
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That's the risk I don't want to take,
huh?
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Goodbye, Drew. Yeah, bye.
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Bye. I'm tired of being the guy who's
always holding things together.
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Drew,
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there's a pack of wild dogs outside.
They tried to attack us.
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Well, it's no big deal. We'll just go
out the back door. All right.
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Drew, what the hell is going on?
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Drew, do you have any idea why those
dogs are so mad at you?
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Uh, no.
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So you're saying these dogs are out for
revenge?
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Yeah.
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and it started over a cheese sandwich.
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That's for crying out loud. They're
dogs.
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They can't plot revenge.
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Wow, that's weird. The phone line's
dead.
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Oh, my God.
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He actually bit through your wire.
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I can't believe these hooligans. In my
day, a dog would never cut through your
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wires.
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They're just not raised right.
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Puppies having puppies, that's what this
is all about.
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You know, I've got to get out of here.
Does anyone have a cell phone?
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Oh, mine's in the car.
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I've got one, but it doesn't get great
reception because it's full of candy.
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I've got one, but I locked it with a
secret code and I can't remember what it
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is.
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Don't worry, I'll figure it out.
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1111. Hello?
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1111. 1112, hello.
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1113, hello.
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Oh, wait a minute, it's in my wallet.
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It's 1115.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, they're attacking that
little dog.
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They left the little guy, and he looks
hurt.
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We've got to help him. Let him in. Yeah.
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Oh, poor little fella.
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Oh, he's trying to walk it off, tough
little guy.
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Oh, look. He thinks he's people.
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He must be better. He can almost reach
the doorknob.
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They do kill us. At least we won't have
to tell anybody we were outsmarted by
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dogs.
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Listen, the barking stopped.
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Do you think they ran out?
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I'm going to go take a look.
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Isn't this weird?
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Remember in third grade that gypsy woman
told me that I was going to die of
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being ripped apart by wild dogs in my
own house?
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They're tearing into my food, sniffing
each other's butts, and they're crapping
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all over the place.
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Woo, there ain't no party like a dog
party.
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Oh, great.
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We're never going to get out of here.
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No, someone's going to come for us
eventually.
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Oh, nobody's going to come for us, you
fools.
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Don't you see this is happening right
now all over the world?
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This is no isolated incident. The day of
the human is over.
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We're now living on the planet of the
dogs.
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Fine. I think we'll walk behind us and
pick up our crap for a while.
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Hey, they're not in the kitchen.
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Maybe they've left.
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I'm going to find out.
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Hey, it could be a trap.
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Are you crazy?
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Hey, you wait to see what I'm going to
do, then decide if you want to call me
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crazy.
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Oh, look, a nickel.
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face it. It was a flawed plan.
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Idiot.
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I would have been outside if you hadn't
have yelled. What? No.
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Why are you guys yelling at each other?
It's all Drew's fault. My fault?
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Yeah, you're so selfish.
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You just had to see us tonight.
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Didn't matter that we all had important
plans.
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We had to drop everything and come over
and hang out with you.
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Well, I haven't seen you guys in
forever.
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It's been a week, you big clingy girl.
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All right, it's been a week now, but
next thing you know, it's going to be
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weeks. I mean, I know you're all moving
ahead in your careers, but... Oh, except
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you, Lewis. Thank you.
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Well, you're trying to get ahead, but at
what price?
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Oswald, can you tell me the last time
you got drunk?
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Uh, no, I can't.
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That's right.
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Now, just tell everybody I'm doing it
for their own good.
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Look, we don't have time to deal with
this now.
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Oh. Okay, we do, but I don't want to.
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Well, it looks like you got your wish.
We're going to be here all night.
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Hey, you know something that can help us
kill some time? It's Drew's High School
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Journal.
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Oh, come on. We need the entertainment.
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June 15th, 1972.
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Met another boy at the pool who also
swims in his T -shirt.
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Still haven't heard back from Linda
Ronstadt.
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Wonder if she didn't like the poem.
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Poet? The one I wrote on April 7th. It's
not in there. It's not in there. Oh,
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here it is.
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Linda. Eternal Linda by Drew Carey.
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As I swim in an ocean of my own tears.
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Your voice slices through the eternal
blackness of the universe.
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I feel your pain.
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Cerebellum swells with pain.
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Fight for fight.
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Love, love, love is all.
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Good night, sweet Linda.
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P .S. Are you really Mexican?
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Hey, get a load of this book.
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September 22nd, 1972.
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Did it eight times today. Let's see
Timmy Anderson top that.
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And he never did.
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Hey, you said you wanted to hang out
together. We're hanging out.
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I just realized there are no windows in
this room.
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I'm feeling claustrophobic. The walls
are closing in on me. I can't breathe.
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Hey, I found a case of beer.
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Wow, the room suddenly got larger.
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Look what I found.
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My old rich game.
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Yeah, I'm not playing.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Let's play a drinking game.
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Okay, the rules are really simple.
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Every time one of us takes a sip, we all
take a sip.
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What do you think? Come on!
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I got an idea.
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Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
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What's your idea?
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I don't want to play risk.
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I never understood a single word he
said.
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But I helped him drink his wine.
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Yes, he always had a mighty fine line.
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He was saying joy to the world.
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All the boys and girls around.
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Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea.
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And joy to you and me.
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Let's all go to the line.
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Wow, it's six o 'clock in the morning
already.
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Hey! Hey!
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Get out of here!
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Oh, my God, did you hear that?
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What could scare away vicious dogs like
that?
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God, you're here. We were trapped down
here by those damn dogs.
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We spent all night waiting for you,
wearing nothing but this fur coat.
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So death wasn't the end of their
suffering.
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Let's go, Steve. I want to get you home.
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Sorry to treat you guys. I just wanted
us to hang out together. Yeah, forget
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So I'll see you guys here next Saturday
night? Oh, sure.
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Really? Saturday?
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Oh, yeah. My career can wait.
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You know, I'm 42 years old. Where's the
fire?
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Louis Koniski presents Bobo the Tap
-Dancing Monkey.
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Good, Bobo. Good. And heel. And toe. And
smile. And energy.
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No. No flashbulbs.
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