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Hey, Drew.
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Hey. I heard you're talking about
getting a DVD player, so I got you your
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movie.
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Female Baldness, The Secret Chain.
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Yeah, you get to Blockbuster a minute
after 8 o 'clock and there's nothing.
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Well, I'm glad you didn't spend any
money because I'm not getting a DVD
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Why not?
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You're making all this money as co
-manager. You should treat yourself to
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something nice. I did. Check it out.
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What's that?
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Top of the line police scanner.
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I started listening to these when I was
a security guard and I got so hooked.
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You just can't believe how exciting
these things get.
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We got a report of an elderly woman
urinating on the steps of the
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What do you want to do about it? Over.
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Just leave her alone.
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Well, that's the last time I have a
picnic on the courthouse steps, I'll
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you that.
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We have a report of a sad, lonely man
who just wasted $300.
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Over.
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Code 33.
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Interfering with the spawning of famine.
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Oh, it's a fishing game manual.
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Jerry, you know, I think Lewis and
Oswald are at the Warsaw.
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Oh, hey, kill the scuckbox. Let's rock
and roll.
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Oh, man, you know what?
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They don't really like civilians hanging
around at crime scenes.
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But, hey, you know, you're with me.
It'll be all right.
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Sorry.
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Hey, hey, did you guys see the Code 33
in progress?
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Yeah, we saw everything.
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Wow.
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What's a Code 33?
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From what I saw, it's one drunk grabbing
another drunk's nose.
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I'll tell you what, I'm going to go see
if they need any CA.
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It's civilian assistance.
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And I got to go move the car.
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When we pulled up, Starsky over there
skidded into a handicapped spot, jumped
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out the window, and slid across the
hood.
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I'm ready to go home. You ready, honey?
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Yep. Let's go.
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Hey, come in here, nurse. How about when
we get home, you go on mole patrol on
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my back?
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Maybe you could go on kiss patrol on my
ass.
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I'm kidding.
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I'd love to.
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Oswald, we need to talk.
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What is it?
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Look, I know Lewis is your best friend,
but we're never alone.
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And to be honest, I think he's a little
creepy.
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Ah, that's just an act. Really, he's the
sweetest guy in the world. Besides, if
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we hurt his feelings, he could go
berserk and kill a bunch of people.
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Look, if our relationship's going to get
to the next level, we need some time
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alone. Why don't you let me talk to him?
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All right, but only because I think the
next level is sex.
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Lewis, can I talk to you about
something?
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Oh, I saw this coming.
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Look, I can't be in a threesome with you
and Oswald.
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It would affect my relationship with
him, but I'd be happy to watch.
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Lewis, you're a great guy, but Oswald
and I are in a relationship and we need
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little... Alone time.
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No, I don't want to be the third wheel.
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I've been one of those.
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Every vacation my mom had stayed with my
dad. If you'd had the guts to leave him
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in the woods, we could have gone
someplace nice.
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It's all a thing. If you need any help
or anything, I'm kind of a cop.
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We know I was a security guard for two
weeks.
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But I was armed, you know. And I have a
scanner at home.
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Badge came with it, but I'm not wearing
it right now.
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All right, you finish up with these
guys. I'll handle this one.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You're just trying to do
your job, and here I am bugging you.
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You're not bugging me.
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What's your name?
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Drew Carey, male, Caucasian, 42, single.
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That's cute.
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Look, I gotta be honest with you. The
guys I usually go out with are really
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-looking.
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But they always turn out to be jerks, so
maybe I should try somebody like you.
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Oh, so you want to go slumming, huh?
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Welcome to the ghetto, baby.
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Great.
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Saturday night, pick up at 7? Sure. Let
me give you my address.
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No, I got your name.
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I'll find it.
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Oh, you know, if you're going to run my
rap sheet and all that, I got arrested
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once for dancing nude in the bar, and I
also had an illegal brewery in my
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garage.
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Drugs in my house. I had a trunk full of
guns once.
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Oh, hey, what am I doing? Better say
something for the carriage ride around
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park.
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All this energy calling me.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude...
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Ohio!
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Ohio! Ohio!
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Mimi, I finished with the Henderson
file.
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How do you feel about what I've done
with it?
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Another origami bird.
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Hey, I've got some origami for you, too.
Enough with the birds!
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It helps keep my mind off drinking.
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Beautiful, wonderful drinking.
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Gin, vodka, scotch, the sweet froth of
beer as it caresses the back of my
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throat.
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I don't...
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Don't fold yourself a rubber rule.
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I appreciate it, Mimi.
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Oh, how I could thank you if I was still
drinking.
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Hey, pig. Thought I smelled bacon.
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Pig? You talking to me?
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Oh, whoa.
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Uh, Tim, he's the pig.
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Oh, you mean my boyfriend.
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Oh, uh, sorry.
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Officer?
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Drew, tell her all about that good
-natured ribbing we have between us.
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Shoot her.
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That's so funny.
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If you haven't seen him naked yet, save
a bullet for yourself.
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tonight. How about we go grab some Thai
food? Well, you know I don't like Thai
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food.
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You know I love it.
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Yeah, but can't we just do something I
want to do for once?
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Drew, do I have to go back to dating
good -looking guys? No, no, don't keep
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on me. Give me another chance.
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That's better.
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You know, if you'd smoke, too, my
cigarettes wouldn't bother you so much.
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Yeah, you know, every New Year's Eve, I
tell myself I'm going to start smoking,
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but... Hey, Lewis. Hey, Marla. Hey, I
got a question for you.
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If you find an arm in the woods, can you
keep it?
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No. Of course not.
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How about the watch on the arm?
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Oh, you just get weirder every time I
see you.
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Hey, man. I heard Oswald kicked you out
of the house.
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Hey, he didn't kick me out, okay? Him
and Colleen just needed their privacy,
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which I completely understand.
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Well, it must be rough for you now that
everybody's got a girlfriend but you.
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Hey, what happened to that nice woman
your mom set you up with? Yeah, she died
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in the table while she was getting her
stomach stapled.
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I didn't think it was that dangerous an
operation.
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Yeah, it is when you're 62.
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Kind of sad, though. She was just vested
at McDonald's.
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Oh, that's why she needed the... Yeah.
Oh.
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You poor guy.
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I feel sorry for you. Why don't you come
live with me?
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, okay? That
dead old fat lady wasn't the only iron
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I had in the fire.
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I actually met this really great woman.
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Really? Yeah. Now that me and Oswald are
hanging out so much, I actually have
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time to meet other people.
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What's she like?
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Well, her name's Cappy, and she works at
Drug Co. in the transplant department.
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This year, she's growing testicles in
the backs of mice.
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Hate to see that caught in a mousetrap.
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Needless to say, when she comes home
after a hard day of nut farming, she's
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ready to go.
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Well, I'm glad it's going good for
somebody.
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I'm going to have to break up with
Marla.
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That's too bad. Why is she breaking up
with you?
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No, she's not. I'm breaking up with her.
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Yeah, that's what I thought you said,
but it didn't make any damn sense.
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I know what you're thinking, but, you
know, she's good -looking, but looks
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aren't everything.
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What are you, crazy?
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I ought to beat some sense in you with
that arm I found today.
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No, no, you don't understand. She's
really obnoxious. Everything has to be
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way. She... I'm allergic to her cat. She
smells like a chimney.
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Oh, poor baby. There's a speck of dust
on your diamond.
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What are you breaking up with her? Well,
I don't know, but it's got to be after
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tomorrow. I'm taking a ride in her squad
car.
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Oh. Going to take a ride in her squad
car, huh?
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No, no.
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I'm just... It's a ride in her...
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Your squad cut.
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Oh, I thought you meant her squad cut.
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Boy, it sure is a slow night.
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Normally there's a dead hooker, a couple
of knifings.
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I'm really sorry, Drew.
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Why don't you buy the trailer park? I'd
settle for some domestic abuse at this
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point.
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Oh, hey, the Cavs are playing L .A. next
week.
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I was thinking about shaking down a
scalper and picking up a couple of
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You know, an early Valentine's Day
present for you.
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Oh, yeah, Valentine's Day is coming up.
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Hey, you know, maybe we shouldn't make
any plans.
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Why not?
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Well, because, you know, things change
and stuff.
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What do you mean, things change?
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Well, I didn't want to talk about this
until later, but... Hold on.
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What's going on?
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I've got to get a taillight out. I've
got to check it out.
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Hey, can I tell him to stay in his car?
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Again? What are you, five?
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I let you off a month ago with a warning
because you said you'd fix it.
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You disappointed me.
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I hated when people...
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you wheezing?
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My lungs are swollen with love for you,
my sweet.
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Well, I gotta get ready for the date.
You know, Marlo hates to be kept
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Marlo? I thought you were gonna break up
with her.
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I was gonna, but I didn't.
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Don't worry, it's not that big of a
deal.
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Drug Co., you know, Drew, we never
submitted any of these for FDA approval.
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Why not?
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Way too many dead monkeys.
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Hey, everybody.
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Drew, stop taking pills. I have the
answer to your allergies right in this
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Isn't that a bowling bag?
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Yeah, but everything inside it is real
medical stuff. I got it from the
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today where I'm interning as a nurse's
aide.
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There's no way in hell I'm letting you
stick me with a needle.
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Well, I, for one, am bored and would
like to see that.
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Relax, Leah. I spent all day yesterday
practicing injecting drugs into an
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orange. I learned something really
important.
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Never eat your practice orange.
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I had convulsions for three hours.
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The doctors were amazed I didn't have
brain damage.
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Okay, roll up that sleeve. I'm going to
give you that shot.
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Forget it.
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Don't worry, Drew. You'll be okay.
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I've got it under control. I know what
I'm doing.
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Everything's going to be just fine.
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It better be.
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You know, I had convulsions for three
hours.
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Doctors were amazed I did not have brain
damage.
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Okay, roll up that sleeve. I'm going to
give you that shot.
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Are you in pain? I could give you a shot
for pain. All right,
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put that away.
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for someone you care about, but this is
crazy.
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Hey, you don't know what she's capable
of.
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You should see what she did to that guy.
She stopped.
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That was only for a broken tail. I
imagine what if I broke up with her. I
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know what she'd do to me. Drew, the
longer you put this off, the harder it's
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going to get.
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Yeah, I guess you're right. I just never
broke up with anybody that owned a gun
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before.
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I wonder how J -Lo did it.
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Well, I better get out of here.
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Colleen and I are going to the movies.
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Hey, Lewis, you want to go?
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Well, thanks anyway, but I got another
date with Kathy. As a matter of fact, I
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might just end up staying over at her
place again tonight.
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Wow, things are moving kind of fast,
huh?
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Well, we're 40, the music's stopping,
and we both want a chair.
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Bye -bye.
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See you later. Okay, so long.
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Listen, I'm probably going to break up
with her right now. So I really
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appreciate if you guys stuck around and
gave me a little support.
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Hey, Drew.
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Hey.
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Oh, that was nice.
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What do you say we head on over to my
place so I can change and we can go grab
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some Thai food?
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I'm not really in the mood for Thai. You
know, we could do it. We could break up
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and not see each other anymore.
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What?
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Yeah, you know, another time this might
have worked out, but I'm not really at
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the point in my life where I can make a
commitment, you know, to someone who
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scares the living crap out of me.
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You can't break up with me.
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Why not?
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No one breaks up with me.
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I call the shots, and I'm not through
with you yet.
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What are you looking towards me for? I'm
your past. Your future's over that way.
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Oh, I wouldn't get too attached to the
future, Joe.
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What? What is that, a threat?
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Well, it all depends on what you think
I'm capable of.
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Hey, whoa, hey, listen.
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Hey, I'm going to call a police.
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Yeah, so then they could stand around
and laugh while you beat the crap out of
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me.
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Remember the guy I arrested last night?
Yeah.
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Well, he just broke a taillight.
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You broke my heart.
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See you later.
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Jeez, I almost forgot.
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But you made one mistake.
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You should have finished the job!
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Oh, you poor
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thing. Are you feeling okay?
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No. Kiss my boo -boo.
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What were you doing at Drew's house? I
thought you were sleeping at your
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girlfriend's house.
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He was sleeping in my basement.
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I made up Kathy so you'd have more time
to spend alone with Colleen.
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Oh, man.
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Well, thanks very much, but why didn't
you just tell us?
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Coll... Everybody had a girlfriend but
him.
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And?
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I didn't want anybody feeling sorry for
me.
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Oh, Lewis.
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No one expects you to have a girlfriend.
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I heard on the radio that there was a
shooting at your house.
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What happened?
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He shot me.
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I'm not going to press charges. He just
shot me in the leg.
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But next time if he shoots me in the
brain or the heart, I'm definitely going
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have something to say about it.
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You shot your best friend?
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I only shot him because I thought it was
you.
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Oh, my God. You're nuts.
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Well, you made me nuts.
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Hey, you know what? I was just trying to
cover the hurt after you rejected me.
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But you were trying to kill me.
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Hey, listen.
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I'm crazy.
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You're crazy. Why don't we just...
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I'll just agree to stalk other people
for a while, see how it works.
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Fine. Back to good -looking guys, I
guess.
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Just as well.
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You're a lousy shot and you smoke like a
girl.
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Well, it works.
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She's gone.
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You know what, Drew?
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Maybe it's just the drugs talking.
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But women are like streetcars.
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They're big and they have a bell that
goes clang, clang, clang.
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to change your dressing. Okay.
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Wait a minute. I don't know if I'm
comfortable with you seeing him down
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Oh, honey, don't worry. I've already
seen him. I bathed and shaved him before
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surgery.
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You've seen his before you've seen mine?
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For heaven's sakes, Oswald, I'm a nurse.
I'm just doing my job.
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She's a professional. Grow up.
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She's got work to do. You've got to
leave.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay. Light a candle and put our song in
the boom box, baby.
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And use the rough sponge.
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Daddy likes it rough.
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