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Jen Michael Vinson.
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Potatoes.
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The Milky Way.
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Nick Nolte.
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I don't get it. What are the rules to
this game?
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Game?
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What game?
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Hey, do you have any idea what this new
job is that Drew wants to celebrate
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tonight? No, all he said was he'd be
working at night and that is dangerous.
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I hope I'm wrong, but I think I know
what it is. He's a night clerk at a mini
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mart in a predominantly vampire
neighborhood.
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Hey, how you doing? Anything?
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Whoa!
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You're a security guard?
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Yep. I'm the guy who gets up from the
metal chair to investigate the noise.
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So you've moved from an executive
position to a job that's frequently done
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dog.
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It's only temporary, you know, until I
find my dream job.
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Do you want to see me do it? Yeah, sure.
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Can I see your ID?
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Very impressive, honey.
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Hey,
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okay, elevator's right over there.
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Hey, you have a good one. Oh.
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job, Kate got a new job, and the CEO of
Drugco is going to pay me off so I don't
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blow the whistle on their illegal
dumping.
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How much are you getting?
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I don't know. I'll find out tomorrow
night when I meet him in the woods.
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I bet that's a lot because he told me to
bring a duffel bag as big as I am.
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Kate got a new job?
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, the promotion at the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame. Sure.
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She didn't tell me anything about a
promotion. Oh, come on, everybody knows.
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She's in charge of the special events
department.
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You know, I'm just glad she didn't take
that other job offer.
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It's a good thing it didn't pay as well,
or she'd have moved to Chicago.
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She didn't tell me anything about moving
to Chicago. Oh, yeah, they wanted her
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to run the Metropolitan Museum of Polka.
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It's not so much of a museum as a
basement full of accordions.
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Wow, she doesn't tell me anything
anymore.
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What did you expect? You broke her
heart. The only time I talk to my ex is
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.M. I get drunk, call them up and say,
Ha ha!
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Live it in your house and pet your dog.
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Hey,
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where you going?
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Oh, mind if I call in the early night,
hon? If I'm going to see you later on, I
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have to finish some work. Oh, that's
cool.
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I tell you what, Mr. Security Guard.
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If you come over around 10 .30, you can
hold me for questioning.
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I predict you'll be found sexy and
sentenced to three to five minutes of
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labor.
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Oh, mushrooms.
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The Oxford English Dictionary.
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No, I'm a security guard, but, you know,
only until I get a management job. Hey,
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how come you didn't tell me about your
promotion?
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You always tell me things first.
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Um, yeah, and then you married me
second, so that's bound to change
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This sucks.
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I don't want to be just a guy in her
life. I want to be her best friend
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Yeah, well, you can have her. We're
tired of her yapping about every little
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thing. Should I buy the brown shoes?
Should I buy the blue shoes?
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I'm calling from a closet. There's a
strange man in the house.
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After a while, it's all just noise.
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Well, I'm not worried.
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Just going to bide my time, give her
some space, try not to push her too
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Can I see some ID, ma 'am?
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What are you doing here?
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Isn't it great? I asked my company to
transfer me here. I think working
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is going to be really good for us.
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Your ID's not valid. It says here you're
married.
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Oh, wait. That was to me.
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Gonna let it slide.
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Elevator's over there.
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You have a good one.
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All this energy calling me.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude...
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Man.
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First guitar.
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We sold a hillbilly jacket.
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Looks like you got it off curtains in a
trailer.
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Yeah, that's my jacket.
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Oh. Oh, yeah, right.
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Good thing my job doesn't involve
noticing things.
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Drew, maybe you should go back to your
post. You know, if the boss comes by, we
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could both get in trouble.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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I can take a hint.
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Wow,
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my keys.
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Kind of hard to lose 128 keys, but by
God, I found a way.
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Hey, what's this doing on Elvis' couch?
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I don't know.
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Jewish folk songs.
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Oh, well, let me see that.
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You know, when I was researching this
exhibit, I read that when Elvis was
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he lived in a house in Memphis with a
Jewish family.
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This could be Elvis singing.
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You know...
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That looks like one of those records
they made on those old do -it -yourself
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booths. Put it on. See what it sounds
like. Okay.
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Alva, Nautila, Alva, Nautila, Alva.
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Oh, my God. That is Elvis.
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Wow.
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You know what?
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I mean, I'll have to get it inspected.
to make sure it's real. But, I mean, if
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that's Elvis singing on a record that no
one's heard before, it'll be huge.
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And you'll get the credit. This will be
really great for your career here, Kate.
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No, no, no, Drew. You found it. Are you
sure it's okay?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey,
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let's see what the other side is.
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Yes, it seems management's little
experiment has failed.
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Well, I'm glad that the walls are back
up, but I feel bad for the other
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employees. I mean, now they're not going
to be able to look over and see what
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I'm wearing.
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Yes, it's true. The fear of the unknown
is always worse than actually seeing it.
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Wait!
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You're not going to sit there, are you?
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Why wouldn't I?
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Well, the pig sat there, rotting from
the inside.
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at mimi are you suggesting that in some
way i'll be possessed by the spirit of
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drew's failure bobbycock oh
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you felt a presence didn't you yes yes i
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did i'm being sucked down into the
bermuda cubicle help me please
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mimi i'm my own man i'm not afraid of
any drew cooties now if you'll
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That's odd.
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I've never had any trouble seeing the
screen before.
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It's a really nice look for you. Devil,
come out!
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All right.
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It didn't work. Stay here.
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I got to go kill a chicken.
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So, Kate told us about the Elvis record.
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Yeah. She was so excited about it, she
actually hugged me for the first time
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since the divorce. Isn't that fantastic?
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Yeah, that's great, Drew. You're a 40
-year -old security guard who got a hug
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from a girl.
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How you doing? Hi, Drew.
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Drew, I called you at work, and they
told me that you were assigned to the
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and Roll Hall of Fame.
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Yeah. Isn't that where Kate works?
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Whoa. Lights a little bright in here,
detective.
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Drew, why do you want to be close to
your ex -wife so bad?
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Oh, isn't that cute?
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You're jealous.
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Drew, I am a top executive who's dating
a security guard.
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little margin for error.
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Hey, do you guys really want to settle
this? We've got a makeshift thunderdome
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in our backyard.
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Hey,
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what's the big deal? Kate's just a
friend of mine.
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Oh, you were married too?
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Yeah, but I need Kate.
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You know, I depend on her for woman
advice.
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Know that bracelet I got you for your
birthday?
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Yeah. Well, if it wasn't for Kate, that
would have been a box of cigars and a
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subscription to Penthouse.
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Aww, that's so cute. You chose the
policeman pajamas.
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Joe, Joe, good news. I just got back
from the studio, and the sound expert
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he's almost positive that it's Elvis
singing Jewish folk songs. Wow,
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congratulations. Thanks. I still can't
believe it. Jewish folk songs.
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I'm not surprised. I mean, look at his
other songs, like Blue Suede Jews.
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Anyway, I... I called my boss, and he's
going to set a press conference for the
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day after tomorrow for the exhibit.
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Wow. I have a great feeling about this.
I could end up running the whole Rock
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and Roll Hall of Fame. Oh, wow.
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What a crock. You're going to screw it
up like you do everything.
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That is where you are so wrong, Mimi.
I've got everything covered.
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See this record case?
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Triple reinforced.
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You could send an egg to the moon in
this thing. Oh.
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Yeah. Look.
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Check it out.
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Titanium cover.
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protective foam interior.
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Now the best part is the lining.
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Velvet and silk.
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Feel how soft it is.
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It's okay.
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There's just a little dust on there.
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tells me you need a beer right now.
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Well, you still got the case.
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Maybe you can live in there after they
fire you over this.
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Oh, my God. I can't believe I screwed up
again. I'm going to get fired.
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All right, wait. I can still call the
Polka Museum before they hear about
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I am not letting her go to Chicago.
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Well, what can we do about it?
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I don't know, but I got to get another
beer. I think the king went down the
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wrong pipe.
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I can't believe it.
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It was going so great, I was going to be
her best friend again. Now she's moving
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away. Hey, you know, just because Kate's
moving to Chicago doesn't mean we still
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can't be friends.
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No, but it's never going to be the same.
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We're going to talk to each other a few
times a year, then eventually it's only
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going to be just Christmas cards. And
then one day, the Russian orderly in my
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nursing home is going to hear me whisper
her name on my deathbed, and he's going
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to just shrug and steal my shoes.
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Well, I predict you'll stay, friends.
And I predict you'll never end up in a
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nursing home. You do?
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Yeah. You know, in the future, they're
going to shoot old people with no money
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into space.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Oh, it's okay. I just can't believe I'm
moving.
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It's hard to get too depressed because
I've been listening to a lot of polka.
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Oh, well, we're still going to see you
every once in a while, right? Yeah. When
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I was packing, though, I found some
things of yours I wanted to get back
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I leave.
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Um, Lewis, here's your Men Without Hats
album.
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Oh, that's not mine.
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Okay, fine. I just don't want it.
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Here's some things you want me to hold
on for you two -year -old enough to play
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with them. Your lawn darts, your
clackers, your wood -burning kit.
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Wow, cool. I forgot about these. Yeah.
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And, Drew, here's your wrist game.
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Oh, that's my wrist game. That's mine.
No, that's mine. It's mine!
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So,
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uh, how'd your boss take it when you
told him you crushed a record?
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I kind of haven't told him yet.
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He doesn't take bad news well. I mean, I
will tell him the press conference is
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tomorrow morning. You know, a press
conference for an old Elvis record? I've
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to admit, I never got it for the guy. I
mean, what's so special about a guy who
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talks like this?
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Hey, man, tell the colonel to gas up the
catty. We're going out for some ribs.
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You know what, Kate?
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I know a way you might still be able to
keep your job and stay here.
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You have one of those do -it -yourself
recording booths down at the Hall of
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Fame, right?
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No, it won't work.
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Yeah, yeah, sure it will. Look, we get
Oswald to do it as Elvis, huh?
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It won't sound perfect, but it doesn't
have to. Nobody at the press conference
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will have ever heard the original.
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Drew, please tell them it's a stupid
idea. It's a stupid idea, but... I don't
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want you to leave town. If there's a
million and one chance at work, why not
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give it a shot?
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Yeah, and if you ever destroy anything
by Christopher Walken, I can do him,
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You know, I would have been a bigger
star if only I wasn't so creepy.
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Where's the record, Kate?
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We were supposed to make the
announcement an hour ago.
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You are harshing not only on my mellow,
but on the mellow of the entire Rock and
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Roll Hall of Fame.
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Sorry, Mr. Metcalf. I told one of our
guards to bring it down, but I don't
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what's keeping him.
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You screw this up, O 'Brien, your ass is
grass.
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That reminds me, do you have a cupcake
on you? No. A hostess Twinkie? No.
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You set me up!
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Sir, it's our security.
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Oh, are they cool? Yeah, they're cool.
Oh, cool.
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I have your record here, Miss O 'Brien.
Where were you? I wanted to listen to
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this first. Sorry, it took longer than I
thought.
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But it came out pretty good. Oh, you
heard it?
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No, but there it is.
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It's about time.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our new
exhibit, The Unknown Elvis.
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The centerpiece, as you know, is a lost
Elvis recording discovered by our own
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Kate O 'Brien.
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I said that too fast, didn't I?
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I know, don't I?
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Why can't you just let me live my life?
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much, Mr. Metcalf.
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We are proud to unveil Elvis' recording
of two Jewish folk songs never before
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played in public.
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Remember, these were recorded in 1952 on
very primitive equipment, so they may
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sound a little crude.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Elvis.
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From 1952.
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Shut that window in the recording booth.
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Hey, man.
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The king don't shut no windows.
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Hey.
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Are you going to lunch?
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Sure.
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Hey, I talked to Oswald and he told me
how that fake record didn't fool
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It's really sad, but maybe Chicago would
be good for a cake. You know, a fresh
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start. Actually, she's not even going to
Chicago.
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You're kidding.
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They didn't fire her?
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Well, they were going to fire her.
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I took the blame, and they fired me
instead.
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Let me see if I understand this. You
gave up your job for Kate?
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Yeah, it was going to happen sooner or
later.
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I kind of lost my gun two days ago.
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True, you're still in love with Kate.
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What? No, I'm not.
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Oh, yeah? Then why'd you get yourself
transferred to the Hall of Fame?
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Why did you give her credit for firing
the record, and why did you take the
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for breaking it?
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Because I like her.
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I like her a lot.
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You know, what do you, you know, what do
you call when you're, when you like
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somebody real, real a lot?
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Love.
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Okay, love.
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But I'm sure there's someone in your
life that you kind of love that you
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go out with anymore.
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Yeah.
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You know, I can't believe you don't want
to go out with me anymore just because
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I'm in love with... Yeah, you're right.
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Hey, Joe. Hey. Hey, Kate.
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How you doing?
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Not bad.
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You want to hear about my day?
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when you're going to tell about it?
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Yes, you're the first.
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All right.
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How was your day?
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The guy at work did the nicest thing for
me.
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He gave up his job to save mine.
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Really? Was he a good -looking guy?
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In a certain light.
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What are you watching?
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Oh, it's Spanish News Channel.
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I have a crush on the anchor woman, so I
watched it with the volume down and
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make up my own words.
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What's that creepy, is it?
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No, when I caught you in your shorts
watching the Golden Girls in a room full
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candles, that was a little creepy.
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It was their final episode.
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the overwhelming evidence to your ears,
I am not Christopher Walken.
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And I am not Michael Caine.
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And I am not Connery. Sean Connery.
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