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Hey, honey.
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Try one of these crab rolls. I want to
see if I put in too much curry.
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You're perfect.
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And thanks for putting this party
together.
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Yeah, well, you know, you're busy, and I
like helping you. I know you help me
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when I'm a big executive.
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Oh, I love the way your eyes twinkle
when you laugh at my life.
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Boy, you smell so good.
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True, not here. This is a business
party.
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Behind the plant.
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Don't you think people will get
suspicious when the plants start shaking
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they won't slap my ass?
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Uh -oh, Sylvia Simon just walked in. Put
your hands where God can see them.
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She's one of the vice presidents at
Bloomingdale's. We should introduce
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ourselves.
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Boy, that photosynthesis is really
something when you see it up close.
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Sylvia, I'm Christine Watson with
Winfrey Louder.
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Yes, Christine, it's a pleasure to meet
you. And thank you so much for hosting
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this cocktail party.
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Oh, my pleasure. And this is my
boyfriend, Drew. He's also with Winfrey
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Drew, you must be new at the store. I
haven't heard of you.
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Actually, I worked there for 20 years.
But don't worry, the guy sitting next to
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me never heard of me either.
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Oh, he's charming, Christine.
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Don't let him get away.
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It's so important to laugh.
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My boyfriend, Jeremy.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Why don't you two get acquainted?
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We've got to talk business.
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It'll just be boring for you.
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I love your shirt. Where'd you get it?
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Uh, Sam's Club. It was at a den.
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Well, anyway, throw a great party.
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Thanks. How'd you know I'd put this
together? Hey, you know what they say.
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Behind every powerful woman is a guy
with a bunch of dead dreams making it
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It's back to my Sylvia. I'll kill you.
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Oh, Jeremy, there you are. Oh, cool.
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Drew, this is Bob. Bob's with Judy
Anderson from Saks Fifth Avenue. Hey,
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I crashed Judy's Jag into the pool.
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I wish to God they never fished me out.
Yeah.
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What's this guy's deal?
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Drew's dating Christine Watson from Wind
From Loud. Oh.
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Well, congratulations.
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Yeah. Welcome to hell. Yeah.
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It's not like that with me and
Christine. She respects what I do for a
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We're a team. We're equals.
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True. I was just telling Evelyn from
Penny's over there about the amazing
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that you've been doing, and she would
love to talk to you about it.
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Oh, do you hear that, Bob? She's
interested in my work at Winford Louder.
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Actually, sweetie, she wants that
artichoke dip recipe.
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Sorry.
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Artichoke dip, huh?
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My specialty is the seven layer.
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Kill me, please.
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Just take it.
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I am not going to end up like you guys.
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You bet you're not. Because you're going
to turn around, you're going to walk
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right out that door and not look back.
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Go! Go!
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Go!
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Oh, hi, honey. Hi, God, I love you.
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Get the minivan for the kid.
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Gonna miss that old rambler.
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Need a lot of men happy in that car.
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And when you let him out of the trunk.
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Look for Mimi Bobeck.
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Wow! Aren't you Dee Snider? Yeah, I am.
How you doing? Wow, I love Twisted
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Sister. My dad said if I listened to you
too much, I'd go to hell and I'd burn
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there for all eternity.
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Never get tired of hearing that.
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bobeck president of your fan club now i
know where my old makeup went
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gotta warn you before you go on with
this i am married
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sure you are i don't want to come down
and break this news to you personally
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you're fired what why mimi you're
dropping the ball you're missing all the
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meetings you haven't been answering the
fan mail and look at this newsletter
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there's typos everywhere
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He sold his soul to satin?
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I mean, it's a great fabric and all, but
it doesn't make me look badass.
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Sorry, I've just been so busy raising my
little boy.
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Yeah, look, I got kids all over the
world. You don't see me slacking off.
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Give me my stuff.
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I want the Twisted Sister handbook, the
fan's database, the backstage pass, and
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that plaster cast of my love muscle.
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Not bad. considering my grandmother was
in the room.
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I mean, you know, you know Tommy Lee,
but not that.
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Hey, Drew, ready to go to Cakes and
Steaks?
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I'm trying to lose some weight. You want
to go to Fork and Pie instead?
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Sounds good.
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Hey.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Christine.
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You going out with Drew again today?
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How come a couple of nice guys like you
don't have girlfriends?
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Well, the general consensus is I'm a
painful lover.
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on, let's just talk about the weather,
okay?
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And what about you? If I wasn't on a
diet, I'd eat you up. No, there's parts
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me that are hard smart.
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And I don't have a girlfriend because
I'm always two beats behind in the
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conversation.
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Honey, I'm really swamped today. I hate
to ask this, but can you say you could
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do a couple more favors for me? Yeah,
sure.
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Wow, this is a lot of stuff. I don't
know if I get all this done in my work,
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too.
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Drew, don't take this the wrong way. But
you helping me would actually be more
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important to the company than all this
violent here.
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What'd she say? That Drew just says
monkey work.
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Yeah, well, staying up to date on my
work is important to me, so... You're
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right. I'm sorry.
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I'll just move my 2 o 'clock with the
reps and my 4 o 'clock with the buyers.
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I'll reschedule them for Saturday.
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Well, Saturday's our naked day.
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You just have to be naked by yourself.
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No, I'm bored with that. Here, give me
another one.
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Wow. You have a very eunuch
relationship.
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It's just very eunuch.
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Out of the ordinary.
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Eunuch.
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You're just jealous as I get a
girlfriend who cares about me. All you
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sock puff with some lipstick and a wig
on it.
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You're not going to watch it by yourself
today. I have a very important
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appointment with a Mr.
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LeFou.
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Eunuch.
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There's my handsome man. There you are.
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Hey,
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you still didn't ask for a puffy
topknot. This doesn't look like a puffy
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to me.
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And the tail is supposed to be a cotton
ball. That doesn't look like a cotton
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ball. You shoot the line quarters way
too close. Look at those buttocks.
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And it's the sissy in the mirror.
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I think you'll be very happy with this
minivan.
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It's the perfect family car.
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What other colors does it come in?
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White, beige, and Pacific Sea Mist.
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Pacific Sea Mist. That sounds kind of
pretty. What color is that?
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Well, it's kind of a hazy, misty sort
of... It's gray.
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Nice.
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There's a lot of big windows.
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So I can watch life passing me by. Okay.
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It's also got 24 -hour roadside
assistance, so you'll never get
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global positioning system, so you'll
never get lost.
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With this baby, you'll never experience
any surprises in your life.
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Ever.
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But I like surprises.
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Like excitement.
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You want excitement?
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Get your cholesterol up to 400 and work
at a job you hate.
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Just kidding.
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So we can start the paperwork.
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Yes, we can.
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Mimi? Does Christine know you're fooling
around on her?
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Look at that. 300 horses under the hood
and one behind the wheel.
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Let's see what that thing can do.
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It can. It's Christine's car.
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Oh, sorry. I couldn't hear you over the
sound of you being whipped.
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And you're tough, not buffoon. You got a
lesson to teach.
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To lay out.
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Can you make it one?
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I have to get up early in the morning, I
have to get the car washed, and I have
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to get Mr. LaFoon's anal glands
expressed.
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You know, anal glands, then a car wash.
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I'm trying to get it out because he's
getting his picture taken tomorrow.
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Can I get some more club soda over here,
please?
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What can we add to this picture to make
it even more emasculating?
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I guess if you were wearing a diaper and
licking a big lollipop.
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Go ahead and laugh.
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I found a way to be very comfortable
with all of this. And we know what that
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You're always covered with grease and
you're always in your garage.
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So? Please, Drew.
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We're not idiots.
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You've been eating chicken in the
garage.
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this sweet chicken operation and I'm not
cutting nobody in, see?
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Look who finally showed up at the
Warsaw.
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It's all right, Kate. We figured out
what he's been up to. Yeah, so have I.
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been drag racing with Mimi.
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You're going to fool yourself.
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Come on, Kate. He's hanging out in his
garage covered with grease. Where do you
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get drag racing from that?
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Actually, Kate's right.
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Boy, for two guys who are never, ever
right, we sure are cocky.
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Well, my battery died, so I went to the
auto parts store to pick up a new one
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and, you know, a guy who could put it in
for me.
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Dammit, she's supposed to keep her mouth
shut about this.
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Yeah, well, I guess she couldn't resist
bragging about how many times she's
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beaten you. She also replaced my
battery, changed my oil, and gave me
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shirtless mechanic calendar.
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There is one month... Ugh, that's right.
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May.
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I actually think he's straight, don't
you?
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Sorry, Kate, you don't get abs like this
by having sex with other men.
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Really? Street racing? What are you
thinking?
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People get killed doing that kind of
stuff. What are you trying to prove?
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Nothing. Maybe I'm just trying to get
some kicks.
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I get it. During the day, you take
orders from your girlfriend, and at
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you reclaim your manhood by speeding
around in a giant metal penis.
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No, it's a Corvette, so it's a giant
fiberglass penis.
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Whatever. If you ask me, your life is
pretty pathetic.
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I have to go because I have a romantic
evening planned with someone very, very
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special.
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Where's my calendar?
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Who took my calendar?
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Drew, if you don't like taking orders
from Christine, why don't you just talk
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her about it? I mean, what's the worst
thing that could happen? She breaks up
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with you? Yes, that is the worst thing
that can happen. I happen to like
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Christine. I just blew two relationships
with people I really cared about. I'm
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not going to let it happen again.
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Yeah, well, when she finds out you've
been lying and sneaking off and racing
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car, she's going to break up with you
anyway.
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Yeah, well, she's not going to break up
with me because she's not going to find
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out. Ever.
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Hey, I heard you talking about street
racing.
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You guys race for money, right?
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Oh, my God, you're Jeff Gordon.
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No, but I get that a lot.
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Yeah, dude, you're Jeff Gordon.
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I see you on TV. You got Jeff Gordon
running your jacket, number 24. All
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I'm Jeff Gordon. Hey, I just need a
race.
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I need some money back.
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You? Yeah, I got this problem, man. I'm
seriously addicted to eBay.
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Look at these socks.
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Stallone wore them in tango and cash.
Eight thousand bucks.
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Well, maybe you can trade them to me for
some magic beans.
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Maybe. Magic beans. Tell me what they
do.
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Who are you going up against?
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She's in the valet, Parker.
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Oh, what's he driving tonight?
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Oh, he's working a wedding, so he's got
a... except the 57 Chevy.
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I'm not worried, though. The can should
slum down.
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Hey!
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Look who's here.
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It's Christine.
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How's it going?
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Oh, just fine.
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Look what I got in the mail today.
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Oh, look. One of those photo traffic
tickets with a picture of Drew and me
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racing through a red light.
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ashamed of yourself.
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Watch how I blame this on you.
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Drew told me that if I didn't race him,
he would eat our baby.
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Amy, we have to talk.
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You said you bought that helmet for the
bedroom.
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Drew, why are you doing this?
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Does this answer your question?
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No.
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being a mother, but I just need more.
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I used to live on the edge. I liked it.
I don't want to be a soccer mom. I want
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to be a rocker mom.
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I'm sorry, Mimi. I will not have my wife
street racing. It's just too dangerous.
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I put my foot down.
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I've got to do it.
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If I back out now, then I'll just be
some boring old mom.
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Well, fine.
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You just take a look at little Gus and
you tell him you still want to race.
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I can't believe this, baby!
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I want to be in a relationship where
we're equals. I'm sick of being your
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boy. You're not my errand boy. You're my
errand boy friend.
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Come on. You know what I mean.
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I hear what you're saying, but I like
calling the shots. I'm kind of bossy. I
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can't help it.
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Yeah? Well, maybe there's some new
rules.
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Maybe I'm going to be the boss now.
Maybe I'm giving the orders. Maybe
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going to listen to me.
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This is the part where you get all hot
because I'm standing up to you.
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I said maybe.
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be so damn cute.
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Look, it's hard to change after being
like this my whole life, but I'm willing
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to try for you.
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You're not going to break up with me?
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No. You want to think I'll leave you
just because we had one fight?
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You are so damaged.
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I want to fix that.
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I'm going to fix everything that's wrong
with you.
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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Then I'm going to fix that.
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Let's go, Kerry. We're up.
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Uh, hey.
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Why don't you go ahead? I'm not going to
race anymore.
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Here's your keys, honey.
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Wait a minute.
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You're racing your girlfriend's car?
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Hey, guys.
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Carrie's a wuss.
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Let's just get out of here.
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Could you do one more thing for me?
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What's that?
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Kick that guy's butt.
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Well, you know, when it lands, I'll get
some estimates on fixing it.
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Oh, my God.
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They did it again.
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Look at my hair, too.
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They know I'm a guy, right?
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They must have shaved me everywhere.
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I wish I could get someone to shave that
groomer's ass and send him out to the
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public.
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