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Well, I'm off for a romantic evening
with my precious angel. Wow, flowers and
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candy. She must be something special.
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Yes, Carrie, I dare say she's the one.
You know, she's so innocent she won't
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even let me kiss her on the mouth.
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Oh, by the way, could you give me a
fresh twenty for this? She likes crisp
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bills.
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So, you have to pay her and she won't
let you kiss her.
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Did you ever get the idea that she might
be, you know, kind of a professional?
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She's not a prostitute, if that's what
you're getting at.
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She's an actress who's researching the
role of a prostitute for going on 14
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years.
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So, let's see, does she have a very
strict acting coach with a velvet suit
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beats her with a pipe every once in a
while?
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Yes. Yes.
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Except he was killed when another acting
coach moved in and took over her class.
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You're a big howdy for me.
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Will do.
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Jeez. A perfectly doable guy like that's
got to buy a hooker. And a crap sack
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like you gets two wives.
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These are the latter days, people.
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Get right with the Lord.
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Want to keep it down? I want everybody
to know. Too late.
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Extra, extra. Read all about it. Drew
Carey is impotent bisexual bigamist.
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Mimi, haven't you done enough to me
already?
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I'd like to claim credit, but this one
was by someone who hates you more than
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me.
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Ex -wife Nikki Pfeiffer said the fact
that he didn't want to have sex with me
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made sense when I learned he was also
married to his boss, Nigel Wick.
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Well, this sucks.
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I didn't have sex with him because I
felt guilty, and I only married Mr. Wick
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because I could get his green card.
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Well, maybe they explain it on the
inside.
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See, flaccid gay liar, page 12.
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Hello, Steven.
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Hello, Mimi.
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You're looking... not at all bad.
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King Gus and I had a wonderful weekend.
He's officially tired of everyone poops.
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Where's my handsome little man?
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Oh, give him all my sugar.
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Wow, that baby eats more makeup than a
lab rat.
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Steve, I miss you. I want you to come
home.
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I can't. Not until you've shown Drew
that you're really sorry for putting him
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that mental institution.
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All right. I'll swallow my pride.
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I'm sorry my little pranks drove you
into the loony bin.
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I also apologize for crushing your
frilly pink eggshell of a psyche.
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Okay, Steve, let's go. That wasn't very
convincing. I'm not wearing any panties.
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Sounds pretty good to me, Drew.
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No, it's not good enough.
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Well, what do you want?
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First of all, put some panties on.
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Second of all, put another pair of
panties on.
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Third, I'm not going to be satisfied
until the whole world knows how sorry
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you are.
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Well, how am I supposed to do that?
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I don't know. It's your problem.
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Sorry. No, baby.
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Forgive me, please.
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Forgive me, please. Forgive
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me, please. Forgive me, please. Forgive
me, please.
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I'm
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so
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sorry. I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'll answer you.
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Forgive me now.
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Forgive me now.
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You are...
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Thank
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you. Was that so hard?
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All this energy calling me, back where
it comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude,
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it's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland
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Living in sin with a safety pin, go
Cleveland Rocks.
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I'm thinking of a number between one and
ten thousand.
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Six. Oh.
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Two hundred forty.
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Oh.
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I got it. Four thousand.
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Six hundred.
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Eighty.
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Seven.
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Oh.
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I hate this game. It's stupid.
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Well, what else are we going to do?
Without Kate, we've got nothing smart to
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talk about. That's not true.
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Okay, close your eyes and guess what
part of me you're smelling.
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Christmas game in October?
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Why not?
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What are you guys doing? It's not
Christmas.
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Christmas? Isn't the infinite bisexual
bigamist?
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You saw the paper, huh? No, I watched
the local news. The wacky weathercaster
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said your two wives will be getting zero
inches this weekend.
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Is that a good deluxe?
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Well, turns out, since I'm already
married to Mr. Wick, the only two
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never counted.
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Makes you think, huh?
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Maybe you and Mr. Wick are just meant to
be.
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Tell that to his hooker.
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Well, maybe he wouldn't be going to
hookers if he was getting what he needed
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home.
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I just can't believe how badly I blew it
with Kate. You know, she just hates me.
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Hey, there she is.
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Who's this guy she's with? Oh, my God,
those aren't guys. They're baseball
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players. That's Jay Johnstone and Bobby
Bonds.
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And that's that sports guy from News
Channel 5.
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That's right, Ron Higgins.
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Look how thick his hair is. No wonder
he's such a great sportscaster.
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What's she doing with them?
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Well, this just in. Ron Higgins' tongue.
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God, she's dating a celebrity.
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True. She was just married to you two
weeks ago. She's obviously doing this to
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punish you.
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Um, Kate's hanging out with famous
people.
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Do you think we picked the wrong friend
to side with?
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I don't care who the hell that guy is.
I'm gonna go give him a piece of my
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Hey, I got two things to say.
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You, I miss you.
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And you, I saw you at the mall on HGTV.
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Nice ear hair.
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Guys,
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this is my ex -husband, Drew.
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How you doing? Wow.
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I guess you really don't have a type.
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Listen, me and my friends were just
sitting over there. You guys want to
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us? Hey, big guy, just being near us
won't make you better.
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That was a good one. You really are the
clown prince of baseball.
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Actually, we're just here for a few
minutes. Then we're going to Shivers.
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Oh, yeah, that new club.
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I was there for the pre -opening when it
was still the supplantation.
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There, for the grace of God, go I.
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Well, how'd it go?
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They won't hang out with us. Our
favorite supplantation is closed.
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My face of Drew who lost her.
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She's got new friends and a new life.
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No, I can live without her not being my
wife, but I can't live without her not
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being my friend.
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Yeah, I gotta go.
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Oswald, what do we owe him the bill?
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Well, if we split it three ways, it's $3
.95.
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Must you make these revolting, smacking
noises?
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There's worse noises coming.
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Please, God, don't let me hear a zipper.
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This is taking all the fun out of my
carpool.
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Besides, Steve doesn't even work at the
store. Hey.
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We've been apart for a long time. I want
to be with my Mimi as much as I can.
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Yeah, besides, you're just jealous
because you can't get any.
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Actually, I am getting some.
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Someone's hand is under my bottom right
now.
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Sorry.
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Can we please talk about something else?
Anything.
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Yes, good idea.
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Sports.
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We'll talk about sports. My hair isn't
thick and beautiful enough to talk about
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sports.
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Is that the rule here?
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My God, they say England is a class
system.
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Sorry, it's just I keep digging that
sportscaster around here. It's driving
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crazy. I may be from England, but
certain things are universal.
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If you want to win a woman back, first
take her out for a nice skirling.
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Then buy her a set of cankles and gunt.
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Then finish off the evening with a nice
sweet poppy.
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Making those words up, aren't you, sir?
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Would you prefer listening to that
terrible sucking sound coming from the
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seat?
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It's like wet dog food plopping out of
the can.
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Drew, if you want to get a woman to
forgive you, buy her a trinket for her
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And everybody likes calendars,
especially calendars with cats on them.
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think that's going to work, Nora.
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I know it won't, but every time Kate
gets a cat calendar, she gives it to me.
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And Professor Caddington likes to cross
off the days with a paw print.
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You do know Professor Cattington will
eat your eyes when you die alone, don't
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you?
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I try not to think about it.
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If you don't want to wind up like
Eleanor Rigby here, you better win Kate
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with a grand gesture.
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I know, but how do you apologize to
someone when they don't want to talk to
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You make sure Pete's going to take the
bus today, right?
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Yep. I don't think she'll be taking her
car without this.
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What is that, anyway?
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I don't know.
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That's the great thing about being a
vandal. You don't have to know.
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Well, the good news is, if she misses
this bus, there's five more driving
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with the same sign on. Well, how could
you afford that?
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Half -size ads, twice as many signs.
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Hey, here she comes. Act nonchalant.
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You know what nonchalant means, do you?
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Yeah.
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Means you got no chill on.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Uh, we just came down here to watch the
buses, right guys?
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Right, right. Oh, I forgot my
binoculars.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Here comes the bus now. Let's see what
this one has to say this morning.
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You took out an ad saying I beat up
kids?
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No, no, see, this is supposed to be a
scene of me begging for forgiveness.
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I didn't know it was going to be next to
that.
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Drew, this bus goes right by my mom's
house.
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The other five don't.
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What? Oh, my God, it's the child beater.
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Listen, this woman has never hurt a
child in her life.
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Hey, aren't you the imminent bisexual
bigamist?
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I thought I recognized him.
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Listen, Kate, just remember, I loved you
before you were fins.
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Look at this.
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I got it off the side of one of the
buses.
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It's the first crime I ever committed.
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It's a rush.
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Better grab his ankles, he's floating
away.
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Well, I just got off the phone with the
city to get him to take the signs down
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early. Oh, what'd they say?
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Well, I pressed one for English, got put
on hold for 45 minutes, and a robot
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voice told me you're next, and then they
hung up on me.
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Sorry, Drew.
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But here's one you don't have to worry
about.
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Anybody else get any?
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No, we didn't even try.
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Admit it, Drew, you pushed her too far
this time. She's never going to be our
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friend after this.
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Right. We kind of figured our time would
be better spent just looking for a new
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Kate.
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What are you talking about?
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Drew, we love Kate, but everybody can be
replaced.
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I mean, Oswald was just a replacement
for Adam.
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Remember Adam?
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Of course I remember Adam.
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Dear, sweet, wonderful Adam.
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Who's Adam?
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Just a moon -faced little kid who
thought the ice was thick enough to
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Before he went, he recommended you,
Oswald.
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It's okay, Oswald.
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You're here and Adam isn't.
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I hope it makes sense to the Lord
because it sure as hell doesn't make any
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to me.
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Hey, Kate.
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Over here. Hey, Oswald.
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Hey, Kate.
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This is Drew.
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Hey, Drew.
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Made me so bright in your ass at work.
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Yeah, I guess she is.
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I see, so you just got someone named
Kate and fed her a bunch of information?
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Oh, no, her name's not Kate, it's Judy.
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But she's new in town, she doesn't have
any friends, so we can pretty much call
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her anything we want. Right, Kate?
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I don't care what you call me, it's just
good to be out of that cult.
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Ask her anything, Drew. Ask her about
when you two first met.
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Oh, first day of first grade, I showed
you my underpants for a juice box.
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All right, I got one for you.
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Which one of us haven't you slept with?
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We didn't go over that, but I'm going to
go with him.
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Wow, she's good.
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Wouldn't it have been just as easy to
find someone new and then eventually
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to appreciate her for who she is?
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We're in our 40s, Drew. We don't have
that kind of time.
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Nice going, idiot.
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Thanks to your stupid ad, Ron dubbed me.
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Apparently, the station doesn't like
their newscasters hanging out with the
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Cleveland baby beater.
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Kate, who are you?
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I'm Kate O 'Brien.
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I'm attractive and always thought that
that would be enough.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Who's that bimbo?
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Hey, nobody calls Kate O 'Brien a bimbo.
I'd have to kick your ass. Oh, you want
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a piece of me? Why not? Everyone else
has.
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I'm stupid.
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Like watching a chicken peck itself in
the mirror.
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Kate, relax.
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I will not relax. I have had it with
you, Drew. I've had it with all of you.
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totally humiliated me. And you two just
stood by and watched. You just stay
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away, okay?
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And you, if you're going to pretend to
be me, I'd hit the gym and bleach those
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teeth.
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I'm sorry, Drew. I just don't know what
to say.
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Adam would have known.
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Shoot this way so we can see the crowd
and
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we can catch the highlights of my hair.
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Ron, it's us, Keith's friends.
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I don't want to talk to you guys. I'm
going live in one minute.
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Wow, look how shiny and clean his scalp
is.
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Look, this will only take a second. I
need you to get back with Kate.
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I'm on TV.
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I can't be seen hanging out with her.
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Look, the last thing I want is for Kate
to be with another guy, but I want her
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to be happy.
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And trust me, she's never hit a kid in
her life.
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Look, I can't talk right now. I'm going
live in two seconds.
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Don't worry, Drew. We'll get him to talk
to you.
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Hi, Ron Higgins, News Channel 5 Sports.
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We're here live at the Game Awards.
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Spirits are high here at the stadium.
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It's a beautiful night and fans are on
course for what should prove to be a
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great game.
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Despite the fact I'm two games behind
the division leaders, Cleveland feels
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confident that Jacob's back in the
lineup.
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Back up to you, the people.
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Well, that certainly was embarrassing.
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Hey, look, it's the infinite bisexual
bigamist.
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Hey, the heart wants what the heart
wants, okay?
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Here's the stuff you wanted from my
house.
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What's so urgent about two frozen pizzas
and a loofah?
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Well, I was kind of hungry and my skin's
been pretty rough lately.
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I'm lying. My skin hasn't been rough
lately. If you don't want your stuff,
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is it that you want?
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I've got something for you. Ron, Kate's
here.
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Hey, Kate.
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Ron, what are you doing here?
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I want to get back together.
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Isn't it great?
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I went down to the ballpark and talked
to him into getting back with you.
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I know this isn't exactly even the
score, but I think I'm only a few runs
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to use some jargon from Ron's world.
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Is this your idea of staying out of my
life? Who the hell said I wanted to get
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back with this spineless jerk anyway?
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Whoa, that kind of hurt.
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I'm sorry, man.
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This is killing me.
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I'll never get another woman again.
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Just kidding. I mean, look at me.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
Stay out of my life. I don't want to see
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you anymore.
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I don't accept that. You can say it all
you want because I won't accept it.
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Okay, just tell me what you want to hear
and I'll say it. Or tell me what you
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want to do and I'll do it. Anything to
make you feel better.
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After what you did, there's nothing that
you can do to make this better.
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I just thought of something.
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What?
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Glad to see you got that out of your
system.
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Ain't feel better?
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A little.
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Not dead yet, Professor Caddington?
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