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Hey, there she is.
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That's that new waitress I was telling
you about. She's cute.
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Cute?
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She's an angel sent down from heaven
like a pure and shining light.
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God, I'd love to shove my tongue down
her throat.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, I'm Lewis. This is Oswald.
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Hi, I'm Stephanie.
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I hope I'm not being too forward here,
but I was wondering if you'd like to go
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to dinner or maybe a movie on Saturday?
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Things go well?
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Perhaps carve you out of ice?
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You're kind of cute. I'd like to, but I
work the night shift on weekends.
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Hey, how about I fix dinner for you
upstairs and you can join me on your
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You live up there?
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Why would you want to live above the
bar?
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Because they wouldn't let us live in the
bar.
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You know what the problem is?
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We're two 40 -year -old guys living
together above a bar. Women think it's
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creepy.
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You know what?
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Maybe they're right.
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Oswald, old buddy.
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It's time we grew up, moved on, and
became men.
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It's time we bought a house together.
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Hey, I got a big problem.
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I just got married to Kate.
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You mean you just got married to Nikki?
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No, it was the day before yesterday.
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So you're saying you divorced Nikki and
married Kate?
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Yeah, except for the divorce part.
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You married to Nikki and Kate?
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Oh, here she comes. She doesn't know
anything about this. Don't say anything,
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okay? True, she's our best friend. We
have to say something. Look, here's all
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change.
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Congratulations.
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Oh, that's so great.
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May you two have a long and happy life
together. Oh, that's so sweet, Oswald.
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Yeah, it's bigamy, ain't it?
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I belong in a cage.
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What have I done?
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Drew, you're never going to get away
with this. What the hell were you
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I've loved Kate my whole life. She asked
me to marry her. What was I supposed to
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do? Say no?
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So what are you going to do? Your house
isn't that big. Eventually, they're
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going to run into each other.
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I think he's going to live in my place.
Kate doesn't want to live there because
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of the old person smell.
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It's you, Drew.
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No problem at a time, okay?
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That might just work when you're with
one of them. You can tell the other when
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you're working out of town.
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Hey, that's a good idea.
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I just gotta figure out who I was meant
to be with, and then I'll tell them both
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what a mess I made.
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I'll do it, um, I'll do it in the
morning. I'll do it first thing tomorrow
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morning.
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Well, I don't know why I came here
tonight.
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I've got a feeling there's something
right.
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I'm so scared, I guess I'll fall off my
chair.
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There's a moment I will get downstairs.
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Good morning, Joe.
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Morning.
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Joe, why are you all sweaty?
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Oh.
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I had a nightmare. Vegetables were
chasing me through a forest.
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Why is there a leaf in your hair?
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Kate, if I can't wake up sweaty with a
leaf in my hair without you giving me
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third degree, what kind of marriage are
we going to have?
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I mean, honestly.
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It's okay. I forgive you.
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All this energy calling me back where it
comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go Cleveland rocks, Cleveland
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Living in sin with a safety net.
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Got your daisies.
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Oh, Drew, I'm allergic to daisies. I
like roses.
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Oh, yeah. Must have bought these for my
other wife.
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Drew, you know, I get so lonely when you
only come home every other day. I mean,
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you're so tired at night, you never want
to... Well, you know.
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How long do you think Mr. Wick's going
to keep you running between Cleveland
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Toledo?
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I don't know. You know, there's some
guys in Utah. They have to cover five,
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stores at a time.
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Oh, there's the pot roast.
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Can't wait.
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You know, they can't cook in Toledo.
They just get by on their looks.
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Hi. Hi, Kate. It's me in Toledo.
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Why are you whispering?
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Because I've been shouting from the
rooftops all day that I love you and I
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my voice.
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I love my wife!
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Drew, I love you too.
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Love you too, sweetie.
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Anyway, I gotta go.
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Okay, see you soon, honey. And hey,
bring me back a souvenir from Toledo.
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Uh, you know, I can't. They don't sell
souvenirs in Toledo.
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As soon as people leave there, they just
want to forget all about it.
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You know, I say we give up. We've been
to ten open houses, and we haven't found
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anything in our price range.
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Well, let's just look at this one more.
It says it's small, but for this price,
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who cares, huh? Okay.
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Doesn't look that small from here. Yeah.
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But I like how far back it is from the
street.
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Sit on down and take a look.
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It wasn't far away. It's just an itty
-bitty house.
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Well, let's check it out. Maybe it's
just tiny on the outside.
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Hey, check
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it out. What?
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This is what we're going to look like
when we get old. Cool.
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around. Who is this house built for
anyway?
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Well, some people say it was built by a
leprechaun, some by hobbits, and others
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believe that it was a midget banker that
was transferred to Atlanta six months
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ago.
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I don't believe in midgets.
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So, what do you think?
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Well,
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it's a big decision.
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I wish we could get some sort of sign.
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What's that?
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That's from the church down the street.
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They ring every day at noon.
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That's it. That's our sign. We don't
need no freaking church bells waking us
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Hey, pig.
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I heard you got yourself a wife.
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Yeah, yes, I have a wife.
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You know, I saw the weirdest thing this
morning on my way to the woman's store.
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I thought I saw you jogging down the
street in your pajamas.
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That wasn't me. That was the big slow
kid that lives next door. He runs away
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when they try to brush his teeth.
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Hmm. I wonder what he's trying to hide.
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what's in the bag oh I bring you Snow
White's heart my queen
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it's a surprise for Drew
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that looks like a wedding photo of you
and Drew
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that's right hold the pony O 'Brien
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Are you trying to tell me that you and
Drew got married?
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Mm -hmm.
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What's so funny?
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Pig got married and I got the gift.
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I'm so happy.
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I'm so happy.
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I've heard of gorillas testing luggage,
but never office chairs.
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Gorillas, that's rich.
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Oh, and I see someone's been trying to
get into my desk.
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I'll tell you what, Mimi, if you want to
see what's in there so badly, here,
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have a look.
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I don't care. You have nothing to hide.
Go ahead.
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Well, you know, I can't stand not
knowing what's in a locked drawer.
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I just hope it isn't some nasty prank.
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Because then I'd have to tell your wife
what a rotten thing you did, and then
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I'd have to tell your other wife.
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Freeze!
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Don't turn the key.
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Don't take your hand off the key.
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For God's sakes, don't perspire.
Anything can stay...
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Yes, yes.
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And you can play. Here.
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Take this.
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All right.
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Grab these wires. All right.
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Now, when I say the word, I want you to
cut the blue wire, okay?
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All right. Well, how do I know if I win?
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If you lose, the Lord Jesus will tell
you so.
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Okay, on the count of three.
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One.
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Two. So it's the red wire, right? Blue!
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Three.
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Four.
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Well, that's a big old ball.
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Listen, before you go judging me, I
happen to love Kate and Mickey.
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You know, I hate to break it to you, but
getting two women halfway there is not
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the same as getting one all the way
home.
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You know, I ought to call O 'Brien and
give her a heads up. Wait.
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Look, this... It's none of your
business, but I'm not having sex with
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of them. Okay? Because it just wouldn't
be right.
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Oh, really? Nothing?
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No, nothing. Trust me. And it's not easy
spending two weeks lying next to
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beautiful women you can't touch.
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Would you please stop the gentle rise
and fall of your bosom?
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Okay.
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I'll make you a deal.
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I'll keep your little secret.
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If you stop trying to get back at me for
putting you in the loony bin... Deal.
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Okay. Even.
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From now on...
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No more nasty surprises.
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Uh, have you been up to your car lately?
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No, why?
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If I'm not back in a half an hour, call
animal control.
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Okay, so you think your sick little
game's all right?
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As long as you don't have sex with them,
huh?
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Well, we're going to show you what
you're missing.
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Oh, hello, Mimi Bobeck, slutty undies,
account number 4681.
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I want to order two of your sexiest
outfits that no man can resist.
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And sign them from your loving husband,
Drew.
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Damn. Hold on.
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Winford Louder, may I help you? What?
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Please hold.
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Hey, honey, I'm home.
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Hi. I'm sorry. I didn't know you weren't
decent. I'll come my way outside.
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Oh, no. You haven't seen indecent.
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Drew, I'm so glad you sent me this. I
was starting to think you weren't
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interested.
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Oh, yeah, I'm glad you like it. You know
what would make that really sexy?
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The terrycloth robe my grandmother dyed
in. I'll go get it.
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Drew, you've been avoiding me since the
honeymoon.
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But tonight, that's going to change.
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Okay, I think somebody's starting to get
in the mood.
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Oh, holy Toledo, it's Kate.
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And I just got that negligee you sent.
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You're a very, very naughty boy.
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Yeah, agreed.
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Call her back.
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You know, I have to admit, I was getting
worried about you. But now I can't wait
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for you to come home.
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And you know what I think that we should
do first?
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To tell you you're doing chores for the
wife.
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She's really upset. You know, between
you and Toledo, I hardly see her at all
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anymore.
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Well, I guess it must be hard. I mean,
our best friend's suddenly getting
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married. Lord knows I try to soften the
blow.
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Hang on, I got another call.
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Hello? I just called to say nighty
-nighty.
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I am gonna kill you!
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PBS pledge drive.
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Drew, you know what? Let's invite Kate
to dinner tomorrow night.
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No, no, no. She cries all the time. It's
depressing.
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No, come on. She really needs to be with
friends right now. If you don't invite
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her, I will.
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All right, great.
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We'll all have dinner together.
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Did you guys know I was here?
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We heard you were having dinner tonight
with Kate and Nikki.
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We know this is one of your favorite
places to come and think.
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Yeah, I haven't been here in a while.
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I have an idea.
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You could tell Nikki that Kate is insane
and just thinks she's married to you.
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You know what?
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That just might work.
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I could just tell Nikki that Kate
flipped out when we got married.
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My God. God, Drew, are you really
thinking of doing this? What am I
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do? If I tell the truth, the two women I
love most in the world are going to
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hate me forever.
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You know, we should come out here more
often. It's really one of my favorite
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places in town.
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It's so quiet and peaceful.
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Trees. Best part is, nobody knows it
even exists.
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You'd build a house out here and nobody
would ever know.
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I swear you're supposed to tell us it's
a stupid idea and that we're idiots.
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I got two eyes. I have nothing to say.
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I still can't get over what you told me
about Kate. It is so sad.
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Yeah, well, you know, it's true. She
just flipped out when she heard we got
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married. Oh, I believe it. It can make
you crazy being unmarried at her age.
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Same age as you.
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Yeah, but I'm married.
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Hey, uh, speaking of which...
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Tonight, don't say a word about you and
me being married, because the doctor
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said that you could just set her off.
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And just go along with whatever crazy
story she makes up about being my wife.
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I don't know if I like the idea of
another woman thinking she's your wife.
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Oh, honey.
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You're the one I'm coming home to every
other night.
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Hey. Hey. How are you?
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Nikki,
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I'm so glad we could finally get
together with you.
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We? Oh, oh, oh, you and Drew, of course,
yes.
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I'm very happy for you. You make a
lovely couple.
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Thank you. I'm so lucky.
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Oh.
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Listen,
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Drew told me how difficult your divorce
has been.
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I'm so glad we could let you stay here
while you get on your feet again.
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Me too.
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That's right. I'm a great guy, all
right? No matter what happens tonight,
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not forget that.
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Hey, who wants wine?
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Drew, do you really think she should be
having wine?
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Why are you asking him?
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Kathy, it's just a mistake, a stupid
mistake.
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Nobody has to die over it.
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I'm going to get the wine.
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What's going on?
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Well, I didn't want to say anything, but
she's on medication.
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Oh, she's so strung out now, she
actually thinks that you and I are
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We are.
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That's right.
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Who wants wine?
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You know, a gentleman should always
taste it first.
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Oh, I'm not quite sure.
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I wasn't really paying attention.
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Yeah, it's okay. Go ahead and pour it.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Nikki.
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Yes. How are you?
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I am good.
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How are you?
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Fine.
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Sure you are.
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One day at a time, huh?
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I'll get the door. Don't say anything. I
don't want to miss a word of the
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conversation.
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Hey. Hey, Drew.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Well, we were just in the neighborhood.
We thought we'd drop by, see how the
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dinner's going.
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What's with the first aid kit?
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That's to sew your genitals back on.
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Thanks, but things are going great.
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It started out a little shaky, but now
they actually think the other one's
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Wow.
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So you did it. Now, you sure you don't
need us to stick around just to make
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you don't do anything stupid?
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Okay, then can we borrow your power
tools to build a house in the park?
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Is he really going to do it? Yeah, we
read a bunch of stuff about squatters'
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rights. Turns out if you improve and
maintain a parcel of unused land for at
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least ten years, you can legally claim
ownership.
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So you guys really went to the library
and researched all this?
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Well, yeah, we're there every Thursday
for story time anyway.
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May I help you with anything?
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You could get ice for the water glass.
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Uh -huh.
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Drew and Nicky.
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Well, thanks, Drew. I'll grab tools from
the garage.
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Yeah, hey, good luck with the dinner.
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Thanks. I don't think I need it.
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I think for once God is going to back up
the crap truck and bury some other poor
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bastard.
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Drew, may I talk to you?
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Come in, honey.
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Are you sure this is where you lost your
wallet?
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I've looked everywhere else. It has to
be in this little house.
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You see anything?
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Wait. I think I see something by that
chair.
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Huh? Get out of my house, you big
-headed bastards!
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