All language subtitles for The Drew Carey Show s06e20 Kate And Her New Boyfriend

Oh, see, that's why you should wait to
get to the stadium before you start

chewing tobacco.

That's not chewing tobacco. What is
that? We didn't want to get addicted to

nicotine, so we were chewing on the
patch.

Well, well, well, look who's loitering
in my office.

We're here to pick up Drew for the
Indians Fantasy Baseball Day. Yeah, we

actually get to play with our childhood
heroes. Now that they're old, we're

going to kick some decrepit Hall of Fame
ass. Kick me?

Well, that's your uniform, Gary. Oh, I
don't want to wear mine to work, but I'm

showing my excitement in other ways.

Look, baseball socks.

Check this out.

My, you are excited.

Not that I couldn't break glass in an
emergency, if you know what I'm saying.

Well, I hate to be the one to burst your
bubble, but I'm afraid I can't give you

the day off as I promised. I need you to
enter all the personnel files for the

last ten years into the computer.

Just wait.

I don't get to go.

This is just like that time in high
school when I had to walk back from

because I didn't sell enough magazines.

Well, it just won't be fantasy day
without you, Drew.

Just be incredibly amazing once in a
lifetime.

Spend a day with your idol day.

No, I don't even want to go.

Hey,

Peg, I just came by to pick up my check
for maternity leave.

Oh, yeah, it's right there in the old
right -hand drawer.

There's nothing in here.

Crap.

mistake.

Let me help you out. You got a little
face showing still.

Hey, what happened to you?

What in the world is going on here?

Just a second, honey.

Mama's got to take care of a little
business.

might want, bacon and eggs.

You scared the baby with your gun, Mimi.

It's okay, King Gus.

I'm sorry. We didn't mean to upset the
baby. You're doing more than upsetting

him. I read an article about how a baby
who was raised in a violent atmosphere

grows up to be violent himself.

Oh, that's a load of crap. Like my
mother always said, a slap is just a hug

stings.

I'm sorry, but you two are going to have
to find some other way to deal with

your aggressions.

Well, I don't want to.

I don't bake. I don't knit. I blow him
up.

Yeah, I don't go to plays. I don't
collect stamps. I put itching powder in

toilet paper.

That was you?

Thank God. I thought Steve was cheating
on me.

Now, if you both love this baby, you
were going to promise me there will be

more pranks.

All right, for the baby.

Yeah. I guess.

Let it be known that on this day,
hostilities have ceased between Mimi

Carey and Drew Carey.

In fact, let's put it right out.

Did you look at that?

How did you know we were going to be
making peace today?

I didn't. This is my panel.

Zizzler and a church production of
Pippin.

I'm so glad we're not playing pranks on
each other. This is the first Friday

night in years I haven't spent in the
workshop.

Yeah, the other day I found a dead rat
and I thought, hey, I can just throw

away. I don't have to make it into a
muffin.

There's so much love here. The only
thing missing are the words Oprah

presents.

Wow, that was weird. You and Mimi having
a civil conversation.

It's like when my mom slept with my dad,
didn't need the money.

It's just not natural.

Guys, I want you to meet Eric.

Hey, Eric.

We were going to come by earlier, but I
wanted Eric to meet the real you, so I

thought I'd wait until you're all drunk.

Hi. Let me guess.

Drew, Lewis, and Oswald.

He's smart, but he looks like a dumb
model.

Tell me you're dating anybody.

Oh, it's just been a few dates.

Eric's a paramedic. We met at the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame when he was giving

us a demonstration on how to inject
adrenaline straight into someone's

We all had to learn because Keith
Richards is coming next week.

Excuse me. That's Mark. I've got to take
this.

Well, what do you think?

Good -looking jerk.

Kids seeing somebody, I'm happy for her,
huh?

Wow, that is so healthy.

I was worried since Eric is the first
guy, you know, since you.

Sounds to me like somebody hasn't moved
on.

No, I just know that after a breakup,
it's kind of tough when one person gets

into a relationship before the other
person.

Oh, so now you're in a relationship with
this guy?

Well, I hope to be.

See, I knew you'd be upset.

I'm not upset.

And for your information, our breakup
wasn't that bad. I just made it look

harder on myself for your benefit.

I'm happy for you. As a matter of fact,
let's get some champagne. Tony, let's

have some champagne over here. We're
going to celebrate.

Listen, Kate, I'm sorry. I'm going to
have to go. There was a fire on sorority

row, and we have to go out and treat
some of the girls for smoking elation.

Sorority girls?

That are frightened and homeless?

If you're going to sorority row, we know
a shortcut.

If we do nothing more than cover one
poor girl's exposed breasts with our

then by God, we can say we've done
something noble. Ah.

Thanks, I don't need your help.

You know, at first I was kind of
threatened that your three best friends

men.

I feel better now.

Listen, you want to ride an ambulance?

May I sit on your defibrillator?

Be peace, certainly.

Wow, so, Drew, Kate's got a new
boyfriend. You seem to be taking this

well. Why shouldn't I?

Everybody deserves to be happy. Why not
Kate? She deserves happiness.

If I couldn't give it to her, maybe Mr.
Hero Paramedic. Hey, Drew, what's for

you to put in that bottle, man?

Oh, sorry.

This really could hurt somebody.

Ah,

stupid truce.

Ah,

it's just not the same thing.

You haven't slept in a few days, and a
few days ago you met Eric.

I think the answer is quite obvious.

He's a witch who put a spell on you.

I'm sorry, I'm being idiotic. I meant
warlock.

Oswald, don't be ridiculous, okay? He's
just jealous, all right? Besides, if

Eric was a warlock, he could do a lot
better than Kate.

I'm not jealous.

You're jealous.

You'd be better off if you just admit
it, man.

Why is that?

Well, Kate's not going to be joining us
for lunch. She'd rather be with Eric.

Oh, and why wouldn't she?

You know, she better hurry up. She
doesn't have much time because those

-looking guys, they don't age very well.

I mean, you look at your, like, Harrison
Ford or Paul Newman or Sean Connery

or... Damn it, I can't think of one guy.

See, huh? This is the face of jealousy,
huh? Notice the bulging neck vein, the

tight chin, the flared nostrils, huh?

I bet an ant couldn't crawl up his anus
right now.

Justine, I'll get the answer. All right.

I just came by to say hi.

Would you look at that?

Clumsy me.

How refreshing to be able to pick up a
pencil and not have to worry about my

behind being vulnerable to a kick, jab,
or maybe the possible application of a

humorous bumper sticker.

You're waving a stick in front of a
hungry dog.

God help me, I want to hurt that butt.

It wants to be hurt.

What are we watching here?

I guess it's good that you're honoring
the truth.

Wow, for you being jealous and all, you
really showed some restraint there.

Can I tempt anyone to some microwave
popcorn?

It's as much fun to make as it is to
eat.

It was an

accident.

Drew, you think you'll be fired for
hitting your boss?

He's not just my boss.

Well, you know, he's still my husband.

The hell?

It is so great the way you hit the boss.

We think you are the coolest guy in the
store. Love the girls and lingerie.

P .S. We still won't go out with you.

Oh, here he comes. I've got to get rid
of these.

Angel, you can be anything you want to
be.

I'm sorry, Mr. Wick. I apologize.
There's no excuse for what I did.

Ordinarily, I'd fire you right now.

But then you'd divorce me and I'd get
deported.

So here's my proposal.

I get to hit you just as you hit me.

I guess it's only fair.

Besides, I'm always ready to take a
punch. I'm an accordion player.

yummy you'll never know where or when
it's coming

Sometimes I wonder why I married him,
and then he does something cute like

Hey, guys. I'm glad I caught you. Eric
has something he wants to tell you.

Well... He feels bad that I had to ditch
lunch, so he wants to invite you all

for dinner tomorrow night.

Oh, you don't have to do that. Oh, no,
no, no. Eric insists. He won't take no

for an answer. Yeah. Guys who let their
women do the talking for them are tough

that way.

So, tomorrow night, 8 o 'clock,
Tuscanos. And remember, it's my treat.

Got a good fellow there, Kate. Don't let
him get away like he did me.

without my little Katie Bug.

I miss Katie Bug.

Katie Bug. Katie Bug and Eric Jackass.

I don't think this dinner is such a good
idea. How are you going to get through

it? I don't know. You know, when I used
to be able to take my frustrations out

of me, I could get through something
like this, but now I don't know.

I'm screwed, man.

I lost my good ugly thing.

So, I get the two kids out of the
burning building, but I know if I don't

back into that bunny, there's no way I'm
going to sleep that night.

We didn't sleep that night.

Hey, uh, listen, you know what I'm going
to order for dinner?

Rabbit. Maybe you can run to the kitchen
and save that one, too.

Mimi, Steve, over here.

What are they doing here?

Don't you remember, dude? You asked us
to invite them.

I can't believe it. My brother inviting
my wife to dinner? Ooh, I knew this

truce would work out.

We're having peace for dinner, and I'm
going back for seconds.

I just came because it makes the big guy
so happy.

I scratch his back, and he scratches
mine.

Oh, well, I won't continue because I
don't know you very well.

That sure as hell ain't my back.

Hey, what is that over there, a nook?

I don't even know they made those
anymore. Come on, let's go stand in it.

Are you crazy? I don't want Mimi here.
What's gotten into your head?

Look, we're trying to help you get
through dinner without making a scene

ruining your friendship with Kate. Now
you've got Mimi here to take your anger

out on.

And before you call us idiots, yes, we
know there's a truce. But there's ways

getting around it without Steve finding
out. Show them, Louis.

Did you see that?

Yeah, I did see that.

Yeah, but Steve didn't.

Let's just order and get this damn
magical dinner over with, shall we?

Later, please.

Good evening.

Would you like to hear about tonight's
specials? No, I think we're all just

going to have the spaghetti, right?

Uh, Drew, I think we'd like to order for
ourselves.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Spaghetti. Spaghetti.

Spaghetti. Spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

Lasagna.

Can you cut it into long skinny noodles
and form the meat into balls, please?

Well, if you can't make that kind of
lasagna, then yeah, fine, forget it.

So, Eric, I hear you're a paramedic.

It's really not that big of a deal.

Oh, please.

He's like a doctor. A really ripped,
pouty -lipped doctor.

Ow! My eye!

Oh, gee, I thought it was an accident.

Ah, but that really stings, huh?

What do you think?

Now, Amy, let's give him the benefit of
the doubt.

Citrus can be unpredictable.

so much about me, but Kate's job is
pretty special, too. I mean, today she

just telling me about some guy who did
something.

You really listen. I love that.

What's the matter, sweetie?

Um, nothing.

So that's the game you're playing, huh?

I think I got a charley horse.

Oh, that's really tough.

Very often when you have it in one leg,
you have it in the other.

You know, I used to get charley horses
until I started stretching out in the

mornings.

You know what just happened here? I'm
having a nice dinner, all of a sudden

not flexible.

Drew, I think Eric was just trying to be
helpful.

You know how you can help me? You can
shut up.

I don't like being told to shut up.

And I don't like telling people to shut
up and they don't.

What do you make me, you dumbass?

Don't talk to my friend like that. Thank
you, Kate.

Shut up.

Good.

I don't tell that jerk to shut up.

Shut up. He's not a jerk.

Wait a second. I don't get it. Whose
side are you on?

I've known him all my life. I'm not
taking sides.

Well, I think you just did.

Excuse me. I think someone I told to
shut up is still talking.

You coming, Kate?

I know.

Fine.

How about a big thank you for Drew?

Oh, it's just great.

Oh my God, this is awful.

The guy that was going to pick up the
check just left.

Look, I know you're mad and everything,
but seriously, don't waste beer.

Look, uh... I'm sorry.

Yeah, you should be.

You know, Eric and I broke up because of
tonight.

I got a confession to make.

I was jealous.

Worse, because he's the first guy you
dated since we broke up.

Are you saying you want to get back
together?

I don't know. Do you want to get back
together?

I don't know.

Well, I still want to have kids.

I still don't.

Look, just because we can't be together
doesn't mean I want to see you with

somebody else.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I
just don't want you to be happy.

Wait, because I don't want you to be
happy either.

Well, what are we going to do?

I guess you're going to keep being
jealous until the right guy comes along.

How do I know when that is?

I don't know. I'll give you a sign.

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