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Oh, see, that's why you should wait to
get to the stadium before you start
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chewing tobacco.
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That's not chewing tobacco. What is
that? We didn't want to get addicted to
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nicotine, so we were chewing on the
patch.
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Well, well, well, look who's loitering
in my office.
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We're here to pick up Drew for the
Indians Fantasy Baseball Day. Yeah, we
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actually get to play with our childhood
heroes. Now that they're old, we're
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going to kick some decrepit Hall of Fame
ass. Kick me?
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Well, that's your uniform, Gary. Oh, I
don't want to wear mine to work, but I'm
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showing my excitement in other ways.
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Look, baseball socks.
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Check this out.
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My, you are excited.
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Not that I couldn't break glass in an
emergency, if you know what I'm saying.
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Well, I hate to be the one to burst your
bubble, but I'm afraid I can't give you
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the day off as I promised. I need you to
enter all the personnel files for the
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last ten years into the computer.
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Just wait.
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I don't get to go.
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This is just like that time in high
school when I had to walk back from
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because I didn't sell enough magazines.
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Well, it just won't be fantasy day
without you, Drew.
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Just be incredibly amazing once in a
lifetime.
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Spend a day with your idol day.
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No, I don't even want to go.
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Hey,
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Peg, I just came by to pick up my check
for maternity leave.
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Oh, yeah, it's right there in the old
right -hand drawer.
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There's nothing in here.
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Crap.
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mistake.
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Let me help you out. You got a little
face showing still.
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Hey, what happened to you?
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What in the world is going on here?
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Just a second, honey.
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Mama's got to take care of a little
business.
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might want, bacon and eggs.
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You scared the baby with your gun, Mimi.
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It's okay, King Gus.
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I'm sorry. We didn't mean to upset the
baby. You're doing more than upsetting
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him. I read an article about how a baby
who was raised in a violent atmosphere
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grows up to be violent himself.
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Oh, that's a load of crap. Like my
mother always said, a slap is just a hug
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stings.
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I'm sorry, but you two are going to have
to find some other way to deal with
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your aggressions.
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Well, I don't want to.
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I don't bake. I don't knit. I blow him
up.
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Yeah, I don't go to plays. I don't
collect stamps. I put itching powder in
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toilet paper.
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That was you?
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Thank God. I thought Steve was cheating
on me.
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Now, if you both love this baby, you
were going to promise me there will be
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more pranks.
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All right, for the baby.
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Yeah. I guess.
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Let it be known that on this day,
hostilities have ceased between Mimi
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Carey and Drew Carey.
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In fact, let's put it right out.
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Did you look at that?
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How did you know we were going to be
making peace today?
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I didn't. This is my panel.
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Zizzler and a church production of
Pippin.
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I'm so glad we're not playing pranks on
each other. This is the first Friday
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night in years I haven't spent in the
workshop.
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Yeah, the other day I found a dead rat
and I thought, hey, I can just throw
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away. I don't have to make it into a
muffin.
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There's so much love here. The only
thing missing are the words Oprah
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presents.
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Wow, that was weird. You and Mimi having
a civil conversation.
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It's like when my mom slept with my dad,
didn't need the money.
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It's just not natural.
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Guys, I want you to meet Eric.
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Hey, Eric.
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We were going to come by earlier, but I
wanted Eric to meet the real you, so I
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thought I'd wait until you're all drunk.
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Hi. Let me guess.
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Drew, Lewis, and Oswald.
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He's smart, but he looks like a dumb
model.
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Tell me you're dating anybody.
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Oh, it's just been a few dates.
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Eric's a paramedic. We met at the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame when he was giving
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us a demonstration on how to inject
adrenaline straight into someone's
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We all had to learn because Keith
Richards is coming next week.
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Excuse me. That's Mark. I've got to take
this.
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Well, what do you think?
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Good -looking jerk.
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Kids seeing somebody, I'm happy for her,
huh?
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Wow, that is so healthy.
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I was worried since Eric is the first
guy, you know, since you.
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Sounds to me like somebody hasn't moved
on.
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No, I just know that after a breakup,
it's kind of tough when one person gets
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into a relationship before the other
person.
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Oh, so now you're in a relationship with
this guy?
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Well, I hope to be.
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See, I knew you'd be upset.
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I'm not upset.
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And for your information, our breakup
wasn't that bad. I just made it look
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harder on myself for your benefit.
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I'm happy for you. As a matter of fact,
let's get some champagne. Tony, let's
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have some champagne over here. We're
going to celebrate.
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Listen, Kate, I'm sorry. I'm going to
have to go. There was a fire on sorority
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row, and we have to go out and treat
some of the girls for smoking elation.
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Sorority girls?
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That are frightened and homeless?
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If you're going to sorority row, we know
a shortcut.
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If we do nothing more than cover one
poor girl's exposed breasts with our
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then by God, we can say we've done
something noble. Ah.
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Thanks, I don't need your help.
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You know, at first I was kind of
threatened that your three best friends
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men.
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I feel better now.
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Listen, you want to ride an ambulance?
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May I sit on your defibrillator?
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Be peace, certainly.
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Wow, so, Drew, Kate's got a new
boyfriend. You seem to be taking this
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well. Why shouldn't I?
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Everybody deserves to be happy. Why not
Kate? She deserves happiness.
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If I couldn't give it to her, maybe Mr.
Hero Paramedic. Hey, Drew, what's for
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you to put in that bottle, man?
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Oh, sorry.
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This really could hurt somebody.
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Ah,
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stupid truce.
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Ah,
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it's just not the same thing.
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You haven't slept in a few days, and a
few days ago you met Eric.
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I think the answer is quite obvious.
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He's a witch who put a spell on you.
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I'm sorry, I'm being idiotic. I meant
warlock.
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Oswald, don't be ridiculous, okay? He's
just jealous, all right? Besides, if
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Eric was a warlock, he could do a lot
better than Kate.
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I'm not jealous.
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You're jealous.
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You'd be better off if you just admit
it, man.
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Why is that?
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Well, Kate's not going to be joining us
for lunch. She'd rather be with Eric.
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Oh, and why wouldn't she?
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You know, she better hurry up. She
doesn't have much time because those
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-looking guys, they don't age very well.
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I mean, you look at your, like, Harrison
Ford or Paul Newman or Sean Connery
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or... Damn it, I can't think of one guy.
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See, huh? This is the face of jealousy,
huh? Notice the bulging neck vein, the
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tight chin, the flared nostrils, huh?
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I bet an ant couldn't crawl up his anus
right now.
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Justine, I'll get the answer. All right.
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I just came by to say hi.
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Would you look at that?
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Clumsy me.
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How refreshing to be able to pick up a
pencil and not have to worry about my
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behind being vulnerable to a kick, jab,
or maybe the possible application of a
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humorous bumper sticker.
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You're waving a stick in front of a
hungry dog.
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God help me, I want to hurt that butt.
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It wants to be hurt.
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What are we watching here?
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I guess it's good that you're honoring
the truth.
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Wow, for you being jealous and all, you
really showed some restraint there.
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Can I tempt anyone to some microwave
popcorn?
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It's as much fun to make as it is to
eat.
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It was an
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accident.
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Drew, you think you'll be fired for
hitting your boss?
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He's not just my boss.
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Well, you know, he's still my husband.
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The hell?
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It is so great the way you hit the boss.
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We think you are the coolest guy in the
store. Love the girls and lingerie.
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P .S. We still won't go out with you.
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Oh, here he comes. I've got to get rid
of these.
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Angel, you can be anything you want to
be.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Wick. I apologize.
There's no excuse for what I did.
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Ordinarily, I'd fire you right now.
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But then you'd divorce me and I'd get
deported.
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So here's my proposal.
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I get to hit you just as you hit me.
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I guess it's only fair.
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Besides, I'm always ready to take a
punch. I'm an accordion player.
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yummy you'll never know where or when
it's coming
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Sometimes I wonder why I married him,
and then he does something cute like
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Hey, guys. I'm glad I caught you. Eric
has something he wants to tell you.
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Well... He feels bad that I had to ditch
lunch, so he wants to invite you all
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for dinner tomorrow night.
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Oh, you don't have to do that. Oh, no,
no, no. Eric insists. He won't take no
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for an answer. Yeah. Guys who let their
women do the talking for them are tough
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that way.
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So, tomorrow night, 8 o 'clock,
Tuscanos. And remember, it's my treat.
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Got a good fellow there, Kate. Don't let
him get away like he did me.
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without my little Katie Bug.
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I miss Katie Bug.
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Katie Bug. Katie Bug and Eric Jackass.
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I don't think this dinner is such a good
idea. How are you going to get through
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it? I don't know. You know, when I used
to be able to take my frustrations out
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of me, I could get through something
like this, but now I don't know.
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I'm screwed, man.
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I lost my good ugly thing.
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So, I get the two kids out of the
burning building, but I know if I don't
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back into that bunny, there's no way I'm
going to sleep that night.
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We didn't sleep that night.
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Hey, uh, listen, you know what I'm going
to order for dinner?
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Rabbit. Maybe you can run to the kitchen
and save that one, too.
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Mimi, Steve, over here.
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What are they doing here?
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Don't you remember, dude? You asked us
to invite them.
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I can't believe it. My brother inviting
my wife to dinner? Ooh, I knew this
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truce would work out.
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We're having peace for dinner, and I'm
going back for seconds.
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I just came because it makes the big guy
so happy.
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I scratch his back, and he scratches
mine.
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Oh, well, I won't continue because I
don't know you very well.
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That sure as hell ain't my back.
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Hey, what is that over there, a nook?
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I don't even know they made those
anymore. Come on, let's go stand in it.
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Are you crazy? I don't want Mimi here.
What's gotten into your head?
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Look, we're trying to help you get
through dinner without making a scene
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ruining your friendship with Kate. Now
you've got Mimi here to take your anger
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out on.
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And before you call us idiots, yes, we
know there's a truce. But there's ways
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getting around it without Steve finding
out. Show them, Louis.
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Did you see that?
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Yeah, I did see that.
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Yeah, but Steve didn't.
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Let's just order and get this damn
magical dinner over with, shall we?
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Later, please.
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Good evening.
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Would you like to hear about tonight's
specials? No, I think we're all just
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going to have the spaghetti, right?
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Uh, Drew, I think we'd like to order for
ourselves.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Spaghetti. Spaghetti.
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Spaghetti. Spaghetti.
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Spaghetti.
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Lasagna.
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Can you cut it into long skinny noodles
and form the meat into balls, please?
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Well, if you can't make that kind of
lasagna, then yeah, fine, forget it.
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So, Eric, I hear you're a paramedic.
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It's really not that big of a deal.
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Oh, please.
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He's like a doctor. A really ripped,
pouty -lipped doctor.
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Ow! My eye!
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Oh, gee, I thought it was an accident.
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Ah, but that really stings, huh?
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What do you think?
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Now, Amy, let's give him the benefit of
the doubt.
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Citrus can be unpredictable.
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so much about me, but Kate's job is
pretty special, too. I mean, today she
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just telling me about some guy who did
something.
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You really listen. I love that.
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What's the matter, sweetie?
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Um, nothing.
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So that's the game you're playing, huh?
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I think I got a charley horse.
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Oh, that's really tough.
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Very often when you have it in one leg,
you have it in the other.
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You know, I used to get charley horses
until I started stretching out in the
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mornings.
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You know what just happened here? I'm
having a nice dinner, all of a sudden
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not flexible.
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Drew, I think Eric was just trying to be
helpful.
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You know how you can help me? You can
shut up.
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I don't like being told to shut up.
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And I don't like telling people to shut
up and they don't.
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What do you make me, you dumbass?
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Don't talk to my friend like that. Thank
you, Kate.
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Shut up.
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Good.
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I don't tell that jerk to shut up.
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Shut up. He's not a jerk.
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Wait a second. I don't get it. Whose
side are you on?
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I've known him all my life. I'm not
taking sides.
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Well, I think you just did.
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Excuse me. I think someone I told to
shut up is still talking.
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You coming, Kate?
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I know.
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Fine.
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How about a big thank you for Drew?
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Oh, it's just great.
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Oh my God, this is awful.
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The guy that was going to pick up the
check just left.
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Look, I know you're mad and everything,
but seriously, don't waste beer.
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Look, uh... I'm sorry.
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Yeah, you should be.
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You know, Eric and I broke up because of
tonight.
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I got a confession to make.
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I was jealous.
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Worse, because he's the first guy you
dated since we broke up.
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Are you saying you want to get back
together?
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I don't know. Do you want to get back
together?
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I don't know.
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Well, I still want to have kids.
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I still don't.
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Look, just because we can't be together
doesn't mean I want to see you with
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somebody else.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is, I
just don't want you to be happy.
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Wait, because I don't want you to be
happy either.
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Well, what are we going to do?
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I guess you're going to keep being
jealous until the right guy comes along.
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How do I know when that is?
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I don't know. I'll give you a sign.
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what actually it didn't really hurt at
all it didn't yeah
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