All language subtitles for The Drew Carey Show s06e19 Drew And The Motorcycle.eng

Hey, Drew.

Something I always wanted to ask a guy
who owns a motorcycle.

Can I have it when you get killed?

Oswald, do you know the chances of a guy
getting killed on a... Yeah, sure.

Thanks, bud.

What are you doing here?

Shouldn't you guys be out buying
ridiculous things with the insurance

got from Drew's death?

What's the beauty of being rich, Kate?

We don't have to go out and get
ridiculous things. Ridiculous things

You got Slider, the Cleveland Indians
mascot, to mow the lawn?

Yep, all for the low price of 2 ,000
bucks a day.

When the hospital fixes this, you guys
are going to be in big trouble.

You better give back that money to the
insurance company.

Hey, we're only spending the profits we
made from investing the money, so I

resent that remark.

And so does... Burstyn,

the wonderful, whimsical chess buster.

That's all you need. Something else
under your clothes that scares women.

Oh, that's right. I should have listened
to your broker.

What is the price -earnings ratio on
that motorcycle?

Okay, I know, I know. I spent some of
the money, too.

But you know what? I feel great about
it.

Hello? Hello?

Hi, I'm Julie Baker from Greater Ohio
Life Insurance.

There was no answer at the front door,
so I heard people talking and thought...

How can I help you?

They told me at the Warsaw that Oswald
Harvey and Louis Koniski might be here.

We might be here and we might not.

They might be here and they might not.

Julie, I'd like you to meet Oswald
Harvey and Louis Koniski.

Hi. You forgot to sign a couple of forms
regarding Drew Carey's death benefits.

So, whose motorcycle is that?

It's mine.

I'm Drew Carey's brother, Kyle.

Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss. Don't
worry about it. We weren't even close.

much younger than he is.

That's right. I'm his younger, better
-looking...

Kind of a bastard brother with a cooler
name, don't you think?

Yeah, I like the name Kyle. And I really
like motorcycles, but I've always been

too afraid to ride one.

You sound like a lady who's afraid of
life.

Afraid of death.

Afraid of me.

Kyle.

You wouldn't consider taking me for a
ride sometime, would you?

Sure. Why don't you grab this helmet,
hop on, and let's go.

Just meet me around front. I just need
to drop these papers off in my car.

Are you crazy?

If she finds out about the scam, we're
all going to jail. Who cares?

Cute girl likes me because I'm on a
motorcycle?

Oh, my God. All these years I've spent
trying to develop personality.

Drew, this is so not like you. Yeah, but
it is just like Kyle.

Now, if you'll excuse me, a strange
woman wants to put her breast on my

does he think he's doing how am i
supposed to know i just met kyle

all

this energy calling me

back where it comes from it's such a
crude attitude

it's back where it belongs all the
little chicks with the crimson

I've never been to a bar like this
before. Are you sure we're going to be

Oh, yeah, sure.

You know, bikers get a bum rap, but
we're basically okay.

more action that's settled then we're
not coming back was your idea you're not

afraid are you no no hell no but uh you
know from time

to time i'm gonna act afraid when i'm in
there something that really really

tough guys do don't be alarmed if i run

all day with these boring people in this
boring insurance office staring at the

same three walls of my cubicle. Do you
have any idea what that does to you?

I don't know anything about offices.

Last time I held a pencil, I used it to
stab somebody.

Ah, this pierced flat.

Oh, so we'll send it back. No, no, I
wouldn't want you to make a fuss in a

like this. That's okay. Hey, bartender!

When I'm ready.

Okie dokie.

I mean, okie dokie.

All right.

You want bubbles in your beer?

You'll have bubbles in your beer.

Hey, hey, what are you doing, man?

I want to speak to the owner of this
stuff.

It's okay, Kyle. He made it all better.

Good.

All right, pal.

Bet you'll be dealing with the
biggest...

And I'm not busy.

You're the biggest badass in here? You
got a problem with that? You don't think

a woman can be as tough as a man?

Are you some kind of pig?

Oh, I danced this dance before.

Well, you know, it must have been quite
a sight when thousands of you roamed our

planes.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I've seen you before.

You're what my dog spits up when he eats
grass.

movie that just sits there.

You're okay.

Give him a beer on the house.

Pleased to meet you. I go by Smelly
Mary.

See, it's not one of those ironic
nicknames.

What did he say?

He said to watch out for you, that
you're trouble.

Kyle, I have to admit I shake when I'm
around you. You are trouble.

I'm trouble?

I'm trouble.

I am trouble.

What are you doing?

I'm making a memory.

I'm not taking to my usual date spots.

I'm not going to any stamp shows, magic
shops, coin stores.

None of that stuff.

Although I do kind of miss magic shops.
Magic's cool.

What am I saying?

Where the new me wants to kick the old
me's ass.

if you're not going to pay me because
i'm dead then i'm not coming into work

fine well as long as you are here though
i took a telephone message for you you

know since mimi's been on maternity
leave i've had to answer all my own

calls and you know you can't just pick
up the receiver you have to press the

flashing button as well that's what's my
message oh yes yes well i wrote it down

in a book marked messages now here's a
funny thing i wrote it down on white

paper and then i looked underneath and
there was a piece of pink paper that had

the words on it

Well, that's another story for another
time. I stapled it, the pink copy, to a

letter that came in for you from the
hospital.

Hey, it's from the doctor who declared
you dead.

Hey, way to go. Drew, you're officially
alive again.

Oh, well, congratulations, Gary.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
and remove some staples with this little

animal.

I don't think some guy could just send
me a piece of paper and all of a sudden

I'm Drew.

I mean, you know, I'm Kyle now.

Drew, how do I say this?

You put chaps and ate pagoda, he still
ate pagoda.

No, you guys don't understand. See, when
I'm Kyle, I think that anything is

possible.

You know what?

Drew's dead to me now.

Drew, you have to file that with the
city.

No, no.

No, Drew doesn't exist anymore.

I'm Kyle forever now.

You know what?

I like matches better anyway.

They're more dangerous.

I always work when kids are flicking
them at me in the parking lot.

You know what?

I am going to rub these two pencils
together.

I'm going to start a fire.

Then I'm going to hold this paper over
my head and shout out to the world, Long

live Kyle!

You know, when Tom Hanks did this in
Castaway, I couldn't take my eyes off.

The way you were driving through the
cemetery, weaving through all those

headstones.

Yeah. Don't forget how I jumped over
that entire dead family.

I've never been with anyone like you
before. You just don't follow the rules.

Yeah, hey, you know what I thought we
could do?

I thought maybe we could take a bath
together.

A bath?

That doesn't sound too dangerous.

Well, you know, we'll leave the window
open so it's nice and chilly when we get

out.

office and taking tomorrow off.

That's the spirit. I'll get us a couple
beers.

still sleeping with the enemy, I see.

No, I'm bathing with the enemy.

And while we're in the bathtub, if
things go right, you know, if she gives

right kind of signal, I might try to
make a move.

Hi. Hi.

Well, that was weird. My office said
they received a letter reversing your

brother's death certificate.

I'm sure it's just some clerical
mistake, but I need to go down and clear

Yeah? That's good.

Because I couldn't date a woman who
didn't know what a frying pan was.

Now, why don't you go take care of your
business? Me and my friends are going to

talk.

Thanks.

All right, that settles it.

You guys have to return that money. I
mean, right now.

short 10 grand.

Oh, no.

You didn't lose it in the stock market,
did you?

No, we're not idiots.

We cut an album.

We hired musicians, but we laid down all
the vocals.

The Lewis and Oswald experience?

thousand of these or you can sell your
bike what i gotta sell my motorcycle

please drew you gotta sell your bike we
don't want to go to jail what does this

always happen to me no it doesn't happen
to me it happens to drew trouble always

comes looking for drew but kyle goes
looking for trouble the voices in your

are finished arguing are you gonna sell
your bike

Look at him. It's like Santa got my
letter.

I'm here to sell my motorcycle.

Anybody want to buy my bike? I'll give
you 10 grand.

I'll give you 12 ,000.

Sorry, Drew, we're trying to drive the
price up so you can make more money.

Okay, listen, the truth is I just did $8
,000 for the bike, so if anybody's got

$8 ,000... I'll give you $8 ,000 for it.

Mimi, what are you doing here?

Smelly Mary told me you were hanging out
here.

We used to tag team wrestle together in
Mexico.

Don't tell me. You wore a mask.

Congratulations. You're now officially a
bitch on wheels.

Where'd you get this kind of money
anyway?

I told you I was a big star in Mexico.

I endorsed a flour tortilla there.

Tortillas son delicioso.

All right, but we're still 400 short.
Hey, Lewis, why didn't you sell your new

watch? What?

I just sold my motorcycle. The only
thing that really ever meant anything to

the thing that got me a great
girlfriend, and you have an expensive

come you didn't sell that?

Because Blake... can't be Blake without
his Movado.

Blake? You're Blake now?

Oh, I see where the line is drawn.

Drew is a biker believable.

Lewis, as Blake Withers, three -time all
-Scandinavian lose champion,

unbelievable.

Sure, you know, as long as we think of
him, he's alive in our hearts. No, no,

no, no, no.

No, I did some checking. There was a
mistake at the hospital.

And then when the insurance money was
returned this morning, there was no

You don't know where he is, do you?

Yeah, you know, as a matter of fact, I
do.

Let's, uh...

What? Look, be my friends. We return the
insurance money, so please don't be

mad. Don't get me and my friends in
trouble.

So you're Drew Carey? It says in your
file that you're a middle manager at

Winford Louder. That's so... sad.

Listen, Kyle, it was just a part of me.
It wasn't the motorcycle. It wasn't the

leather jacket.

Besides, I sold the motorcycle and the
leather jacket.

But look...

I borrowed a 73 AMC Matador.

That's a lot more dangerous than any old
motorcycle.

Is there any way you can get the bike
back?

No, but come on, man. We'll hop in the
Matador. We'll turn on the engine, let

warm up for about 30 minutes, and then
we'll just go, go, go.

You know it'll never work.

Look, the problem is, you and I are too
much alike.

We both need... something different.

Kyle was exciting for both of us.

Sorry, Drew.

You know, stability can rock too, you
know.

Steady paycheck, no nasty surprises in
bed.

I'll leave the door unlocked in case you
change your mind.

I lived there in high school.

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