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I wonder where Drew is. He knew we were
meeting him for lunch.
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When are you reading the comics?
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No, no.
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I'm looking at a woman in a lingerie ad.
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Why are you laughing?
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Because I'm getting turned on by the
newspaper.
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I've reached a new low.
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He's obituary. Some guy named Drew Carey
died.
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And he worked at Winford Louder.
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And he was 42.
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That explains why he's late.
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Guys, they saw him late.
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He goes!
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Shaggy from Scooby -Doo, right?
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I'm telling you, Drew Carey's dead.
There's no way he's walking around
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he's...
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What the hell are you guys doing?
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We found your obituary in the paper.
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What?
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Drew Carey.
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Wow. Boy, he went for louder. Dead from
a car accident. He was 42.
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How'd this get in the paper?
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Hey, pig.
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Attention, shoppers. In honor of Drew
Carey being dead, for the next hour, you
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can get 50 % off all...
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fault to have made any good underwear
since the 50s?
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You did this, didn't you?
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How dare you? I'm deeply wounded by your
insinuations. Yeah, I did it.
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The hospital sent me and Steve your
death certificate.
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Well, why? I mean, I was in a coma, but
I didn't die.
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Hey, don't ask me. They sent it to
Steve, and I go through his mail.
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You send him money to sponsor those
needy third world kids.
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We got four already. No more.
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You know, Drew, your heart did stop.
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couple of times. So what?
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Well, maybe no one thought you'd come
out of it.
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Well, I don't look like a corpse.
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Well, to be fair, I mean, you are kind
of pasty and you wear a dark suit.
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Mimi Bobak.
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What? Who is this?
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Well, that's weird.
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Some guy just told me Drew Carey says
goodbye from beyond the grave.
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Oh, my God. I almost forgot. It's my
doomsday prank.
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Your doomsday prank? What are you
talking about?
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Yeah, you see, I thought if I died
before I was 50, you'd probably have
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something to do with it.
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So... A few years ago, I arranged a
little payback
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that would be triggered by my obituary.
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Well, call it off. You're not really
dead.
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I can't. I don't even know the guy. I
just put $500 in a hollow tree in the
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park.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland
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Living in sin with a safety pin gone.
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Well, then where the heck's my pencil?
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Well... Any luck at the hospital?
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No. The doctor that filed my death
certificate is the only one that can
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it. He's in rehab.
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Which explains why I was in so much pain
when I came out of my coma. He was
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taking all my drugs.
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Hey guys, my shift is over.
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Would you mind hanging up your tab?
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Look how small it is.
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My entire life can be covered up with a
French fry.
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Come on, let me see. I bet they left
some good stuff out, huh?
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Actually, I could cut this down to six
words.
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I'm sorry, but your credit card was
declined.
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What?
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Did I miss it?
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It can't be. I know I paid my credit
card bill.
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I didn't miss it.
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Look at his face.
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That's why we play the game right.
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well enough alone, can you?
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Oh, by the way, I didn't just send your
death certificate to your credit card
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company. I sent it to your bank, the
DMV, and your video store.
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Drew Carey no longer exists.
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Do you know what a pain in the ass this
is going to be to straighten it out?
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And you know, I'm not the only one you
hurt.
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The people at the bank and the video
store, they know me.
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They're going to be sad.
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Not that you care, but Drew Carey's
dead.
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Drew, we went by your house looking for
you. We thought you'd be too upset to go
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to work. I thought I'd come here early
and get a start on my biography.
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Oh, there you go. Finished.
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Well, you can stop being depressed
because we're here to prove to you that
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life has had meaning.
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That's right. Kate, tell Drew what your
life would have been like without him.
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Well, I wouldn't have my best friend.
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I mean, you mean more to me than anyone.
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I never feel alone because I always have
you.
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I've heard you say that to a pitcher of
beer.
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Hey, remember when I was 18 and I was
crazy in love with Carla Conrad? We
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to go to Europe and get married, but you
talked me out of it by telling me I was
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too young, huh? You were right. That
would have been the biggest mistake of
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life. Whatever happened to her? I don't
know.
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Actually, I heard she became a lingerie
model in New York until she inherited
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$10 million.
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No, that probably would have only lasted
a few years. Then what would I have,
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huh? Five million dollars and a lifetime
of memories of spanking a perfect heart
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-shaped ass?
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Hey, Drew, forget about these guys. I've
got something to cheer you up. I found
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an obituary of a guy. It's worse than
yours.
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Dead frozen Indian found on highway.
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Look, drunken cowboy suspect.
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All right, look, we were saving this.
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Maybe your life has been for nothing,
but your death has made us filthy rich.
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How did you guys get all this?
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Well, remember back in high school when
you weren't in the greatest shape and
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you ran that four -hour mile? Yeah.
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encourage you to eat healthier and
exercise, but we decided to keep our
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shut and take out a life insurance
policy on you.
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I don't believe you guys.
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How could you even think of profiting
from Drew's death? He's your friend.
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Will a thousand shut you up?
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No. What you did was completely rep...
Wow, a thousand dollar bill.
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The policy paid fifty thousand dollars,
but thanks to a fast little horse named
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Buzzcut, we turned that into eighty.
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I shouldn't even tell you guys this
because you deserve to go to jail, but
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have to take this money back. It's
illegal.
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Hey, calm down, Shirley. Don't die
twice, okay?
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Mimi triggered the check. We just spent
the profit, okay? We're going to give
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the insurance company back its money as
soon as you're officially alive again.
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Yeah, and since all your accounts are
frozen, you're the only reason we have
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We'd be happy to give you some money now
that we're rich and better than you.
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No,
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I'm not going to take your money. It's
illegal.
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But it is kind of cool you have a
briefcase full of money.
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Hello, hi, everybody.
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I'm off to Hawaii, a beautiful island
paradise America stole from its natives.
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Bravo.
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You're not going to Hawaii. I saw that
plastic surgery brochure on your desk.
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And by the way, the surgery you want
just makes it lumpier. It doesn't make
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longer.
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No, no, no. I really am going. And I
have you to thank for this. As your
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husband, I'm entitled to a week's paid
bereavement leave.
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And I can't think of a better place to
mourn than Hawaii.
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As a sign of my mourning, all the women
I sleep with will be black.
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That's just great.
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Wick goes to Hawaii, you guys get rich,
I die, everybody else goes to heaven.
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We offered to cut you in.
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That's not the point.
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The point is I've helped more people
dead than alive.
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I mean, look at this guy.
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All the list of his organizations he
belonged to takes up more space than my
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whole obituary.
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You know, if I'm one of the like that
adds up to something, I've got to care
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too. I've got to volunteer somewhere.
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It's a great idea.
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My uncle was general of the Salvation
Army.
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Until he went crazy and led a surprise
attack on the Goodwill store.
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There was blood and platform shoes
everywhere.
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All I've got to do is I've got to find a
cause I believe in.
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And I just have to volunteer there. I
have to make a difference.
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You want to put your name down?
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Excuse me. I've come to this community
help center because I have a friend
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more attracted to his girlfriend's
brother than his girlfriend.
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There's nothing wrong with him.
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He may just be bisexual or gay.
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talking about your friend?
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You're right.
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I should just be myself.
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I'm gay and proud of it.
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Crisis averted.
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Okay, that was the last video.
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This pretty much completes the crisis
intervention training program.
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I want to thank you guys for hanging in
there.
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Let's get you guys to work. It's not
work to me. I'd help these people for
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You are.
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Hey, uh, are you guys sure you want to
do this, working at a crisis center?
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Because you're more like crisis makers
than crisis solvers.
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No, we want to do it. Besides, it looks
bad when rich people don't volunteer. I
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believe it's called noblesse oblige.
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He paid a college professor 100 bucks an
hour to teach him to say that.
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These are your desks. If you have any
problems, I'll be in my office.
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I need to talk to somebody.
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I'll help you, man.
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Pick me, pick me, pick me.
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Okay, whatever.
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I win, I win. Smelly guy's talking to
me.
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Now, how can I help you?
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I'm in real trouble, man. I spend every
cent I have on drugs.
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That is a problem. Drugs are expensive.
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liquor store across the street but then
i saw this place and decided that maybe
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it was time to turn my life around
there's a liquor store across the street
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Nymphomaniac tour.
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By law, I have to ask that.
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Well, no.
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But I do sleep around a little.
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That's why my parents kicked me out when
I was 16.
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Well, it sounds to me like you need to
get back at your parents.
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And as we say in the counseling game,
there's... No closure with your clothes
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on.
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Hey, I came in here for help. Are you
hitting on me?
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I'm sorry. You're not as screwed up as
you made yourself out to be.
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It's a waste of time. These people don't
want to be helped. Yeah, you're right.
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This blows.
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Let's get out of here. I'll see you
later. We'll be back to pick you up
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okay? Wait, don't go.
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Remember what I said in the video. Don't
put your helping hand in the I don't
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care glove.
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Can I help you?
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Okay. It's kind of personal. It's about
my marriage.
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You're probably married, right?
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No. Divorced?
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No, I've never been married. Really?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I mean, I want to get married. I just
haven't found anybody to marry me yet.
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I'm sorry.
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So what's the problem?
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I'm thinking it's the hair and glasses.
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for the first time in 18 years.
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I rolled over and looked at my wife and
I don't think I love her anymore.
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We've got nothing in common. I'm
thinking about leaving her.
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I don't know.
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You know, the only woman I've loved for
18 years is my mom.
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If I rolled over and bed next to her,
I'd have bigger problems and boredom.
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I'm having a problem with my kids.
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Well, I don't have kids, but I'd love to
try to help you.
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Well, my husband and I each have one
child from our previous marriages, and
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have one together, and none of them get
along.
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His kid won't listen to me because I'm
not his mom.
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My kid won't listen to me because I am
his mom.
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The kid we have together is being
pressured to use steroids by the other
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of his football team. What do I do?
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I'd like to talk to someone about my
drinking problem.
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Oh! Finally, something I can relate to.
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Man.
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So, what do you got?
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Morning shakes, night fevers, peaking of
plastic whistles you don't remember
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swallowing? Come on.
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Actually,
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I've been drinking a lot lately because
I'm just depressed.
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I'm a pilot.
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They forced me into early retirement.
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Oh, you're a pilot, huh? What'd you
learn to fly in the military or
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No, I took aviation at Kent State.
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Oh, Kent State. I went there.
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Yeah, I, uh... I wanted to take aviation
too, but I didn't.
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Best thing I ever did.
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I've been everywhere.
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I've seen everything.
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I traveled the world on the internet.
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I almost got to the top of hikeeverest
.com, but then my computer froze.
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Maybe you should talk to somebody.
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There's something that might cheer you
up, Drew.
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We rented a horse and a carriage.
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Yeah, it's waiting outside to take us to
any drive -thru we want.
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We can eat fast food the way our
ancestors did.
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I want my cut of the insurance money.
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What?
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I haven't been tested.
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I don't have any life experiences.
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I want to start living. I can't do that
without money. So come on.
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Come on, hand it over.
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You sure, Drew? You said it was illegal.
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I don't care.
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I'm not dying again without living.
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change this into a traveler's check.
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Lewis,
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why are you in a wheelchair?
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Well, now that we're rich, Oswald and I
have decided We're not going to walk
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anymore.
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Walking's for the poor.
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You guys are so immature of all the
things you could have spent your money
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You want a ride, don't you?
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I told you these things would be great
for picking up chicks.
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It's all about what a guy drives.
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This is great. Can we go to the fridge
and get a beer?
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I
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can't
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wait till Sunday when I go to church,
stand up, make some preacher's day.
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What's that?
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Drew?
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So?
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What do you think?
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I think you're crazy.
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Tell it to the kid in the big wheel who
I don't think will be riding in the
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street anymore.
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he's not secure enough in his manhood to
drive a wheelchair.
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Drew, is that you?
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It's us.
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Aren't you going to ask us why we're
being carried by two large men?
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Nope.
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Okay, fine.
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Mine needs new shoes. Let's go by the
footlocker. Giddy up.
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