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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,380 --> 00:00:04,080 Oh, he won't stop, Steve. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,200 He won't say anything about crying babies. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:11,310 It says infants sometimes respond to their reflection in shiny objects. 4 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:15,810 You little belly, you want to take a look at yourself and dad's shiny bald 5 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:19,620 You call me bald? I'm not the one with 72 wigs. 6 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:23,560 Well, I don't know what to do. 7 00:00:23,561 --> 00:00:26,459 How can a doctor say that there's nothing wrong with him? He hasn't 8 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,909 crying since we brought him home from the hospital. 9 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:31,920 Well, we haven't tried dancing for him. Maybe he'd like that. 10 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:36,550 Pop and lock. Break it down. 11 00:00:39,661 --> 00:00:41,109 What 12 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:48,049 are you all 13 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:49,029 doing here? 14 00:00:49,030 --> 00:00:50,080 Here to see my nephew. 15 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:51,770 We're old friends, remember? 16 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:55,970 Oh, yeah, that's right. You met on the way to heaven while you were in a coma. 17 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:02,560 He wants you to step in front of a bus. He needs a fourth for bridge. 18 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:06,170 What's wrong, huh? 19 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,430 Oh, my God. 20 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,730 Maybe Drew got the baby to stop crying. 21 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:14,810 Geez, it's so simple. Why didn't we try tickling him? 22 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,530 He loves his mommy. 23 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:22,449 Okay, what's the trick? Where's his giggle button? 24 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,610 Oh, I don't know. 25 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:25,130 Maybe it's here. 26 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:28,690 Or it could be here. 27 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:30,120 Or it could be here. 28 00:01:30,121 --> 00:01:36,639 Oh, big deal. He probably thinks you're one of those stupid genital -free 29 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:37,690 Teletubbies. 30 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,110 Believe me, when I'm around you, I'm as genital -free as a man can get. 31 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,820 Steve, are you catching a cold? If you are, get away from the baby. 32 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,919 My throat is a little scratchy. You know, there's a nasty flu going around. 33 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,590 away from me. I use my sick days only for hangovers and soap opera weddings. 34 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:01,010 I'm not worried. Never been sick a day in my life. 35 00:02:01,011 --> 00:02:04,909 You know, a drug called I'm exposed to every infectious disease known to man or 36 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:05,960 monkey. 37 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:08,350 That one time a disease -ridden monkey bit me. 38 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:10,800 I didn't get sick. The monkey got better. 39 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:14,330 Come on, Steve. Cough on me. 40 00:02:14,331 --> 00:02:15,389 Come on. 41 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,440 Do it. 42 00:02:16,441 --> 00:02:17,749 Do it. 43 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,250 No. No, thank you. 44 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:20,760 All right. 45 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:30,870 Well, maybe next time when I say spit in my face, you'll do it. 46 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:39,039 Oh, my God, Steve, you are getting sick. You have to get away from the baby. Get 47 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,820 out of here. No, I have to help you. 48 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:43,519 You know, if you're sick, you can stay at my place for a couple days. 49 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,599 All right, I'll go, but only if you promise to stay here and help Mimi with 50 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,650 baby. What? 51 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:52,680 Forget it. Yeah, forget it. You just pushed post -baby sex back a month, 52 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:53,800 You want to go for two? 53 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:55,820 Go for two. Go for two. 54 00:02:55,821 --> 00:03:02,539 No, seriously, Drew, you're the only person who's been able to get the baby 55 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:03,579 stop crying. 56 00:03:03,580 --> 00:03:07,190 Well, you don't cry around Mimi. Why don't you tell the baby your secret? 57 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,530 I'm really worried. 58 00:03:08,531 --> 00:03:11,739 You know, he hasn't eaten in over a day, and if he doesn't eat soon, I'm afraid 59 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:12,820 he's going to get sick. 60 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,090 All right. 61 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:17,499 I'll stay here with Mimi, but just for a little while until the baby gets 62 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,550 better. 63 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:20,739 Remember that time you pulled me from the frozen lake? 64 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:21,800 Yeah. Why'd you do it? 65 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,780 Push me? Where the hell do you men get off making decisions about my baby? 66 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:32,480 Mimi, remember what we said about no negativity or anger around the baby? 67 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:37,060 You're right, but I don't need the pig's help. I could do this myself. 68 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,000 Isn't that right, precious baby? 69 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:49,699 Okay, he could stay, but he's got to keep his mouth shut and my baby's butt 70 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,460 clean I could eat an egg off of it. 71 00:03:51,461 --> 00:03:56,329 Thank you both for putting aside your petty differences for the sake of the 72 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:59,820 baby. Come on, Steve. We'll get you settled in at Drew's house. Yeah, get 73 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:03,020 Just let me get some things together. Okay. 74 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:06,560 I put a little something together in case you ever cheated on me. 75 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:09,770 All these clothes are ripped. 76 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:12,290 Well, you shouldn't have cheated on me. 77 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:22,810 All this energy calling. 78 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:26,050 Back where it comes from. 79 00:04:27,090 --> 00:04:29,170 It's such a crude attitude. 80 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,110 It's back where it belongs. 81 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:39,930 All the little chicks with the crimson lips go Cleveland rock, Cleveland rock. 82 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:43,390 Living in sin with a safety bed gone. 83 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,940 just by walking in here. 84 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:31,460 That's nice. 85 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:34,410 I think you need to disinfect your attitude, Missy. 86 00:05:34,411 --> 00:05:39,699 I am so sick of taking care of Steve. I wish Drew would come back from Mimi's 87 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:43,919 already. Oh, I feel bad for Steve. I don't want to take care of him. Can I 88 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:44,970 a spoon, please? 89 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:59,550 Sit down, my friend. I have some horrible news. 90 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:07,280 I, Louis Koniski, am dying. 91 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,320 You are not dying. You must have caught Steve's cold. 92 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:18,359 Oh, please, Kate. My head hurts. My throat's sore. My nose is stuffed up. I 93 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,220 blah all over. Does that sound like a cold to you? 94 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,140 I'll have to run some tests. 95 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,820 But yes, it's a cold. 96 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,719 Well, forgive me, but having sex with this stock boy at the Walmart pharmacy 97 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,400 doesn't make you a medical expert. 98 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,290 Maybe you should see a doctor. There's no time, you fool. Look at me. 99 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,340 I'll be lucky if I live 24 hours. 100 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:48,419 So I've decided until the time I die that I'm going to be a totally honest 101 00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:49,470 person. 102 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,620 So go ahead, ask me anything. 103 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:58,200 I'll get the ball rolling. 104 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:03,290 Kate, when I talk to you on the phone... Let me guess, you're masturbating. 105 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:10,620 It starts out that way, but I... I lose interest because you're so damn boring. 106 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:17,499 Because I know you're masturbating, it's so obvious when you say, tell me about 107 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,840 your day, you dirty girl. 108 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,530 Is there anything you want to ask me? 109 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:31,190 How do really big birds stay up in the air? 110 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:34,150 Like ostriches. 111 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:37,760 How about me? Is there anything you want to ask about me? 112 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:41,550 No, I'm kind of in a bird place right now. 113 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:45,680 All right, but I have something I have to tell you. 114 00:07:46,210 --> 00:07:47,790 I secretly planted a camera. 115 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:51,500 Every time you go to the bathroom, you're on the Internet. 116 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,200 Here's your share of the money I made. 117 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:03,310 By the way, you're the 10th most recognizable person in Japan. 118 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,519 What are you doing? 119 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,570 Keeping it together. 120 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:35,000 Keeping it together. 121 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,439 Look, you've been doing this all night. Why don't you just put some of your milk 122 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,538 in a bottle and take a nap and I'll feed the baby? 123 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:46,359 No. I've been hauling these milk bags around for 30 years. He's damn well 124 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,410 to use them. 125 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:50,540 Come on. Be reasonable. 126 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:51,930 You look awful. 127 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,750 Herb. 128 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,220 You've got to get some rest. 129 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,660 How can I rest when my baby won't eat? 130 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,860 How you doing? Not fair. 131 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:21,820 I spent all night loosening the jar and you just walk in and open it? 132 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,420 I'm the mommy! I'm the mommy! I'm the mommy! 133 00:09:25,421 --> 00:09:29,879 Maybe he's just a bizarro baby. You know, he cries around the people he 134 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,740 and laughs around the people he hates. 135 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,160 And you hate me, don't you? I hate you too. 136 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,940 Just stop it! 137 00:09:36,941 --> 00:09:40,619 You're not going to be satisfied until my baby's giggling in delight, you 138 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:41,670 monster! 139 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,530 or I wouldn't lose my temper ever in front of the baby. 140 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,530 Oh, look. 141 00:09:49,531 --> 00:09:51,579 He's calm now. Why don't you try to feed him now? 142 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:54,919 Oh, that doesn't work. Every time you hand him to me, he starts to cry. 143 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,559 The only way he's going to eat is if you hold him to my... 144 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:05,979 What 145 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,740 do you mean? 146 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,360 No, no, no! 147 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,580 Are you here to help me or not, pig? 148 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,210 All right. 149 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,170 Just give me a minute. 150 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,570 Here. 151 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:31,150 Where does, uh... Where does Steve keep the booze? Bedroom, probably, right? 152 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,020 Right over there. 153 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:46,440 Hard and sore. 154 00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:08,420 Okay. 155 00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:09,660 Let's do this. 156 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,510 Okay. Here we go, buddy. 157 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:15,260 It's going to be okay. 158 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:36,920 put some toner in the copier today? 159 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,930 It's good. 160 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,220 Softball side of sheets almost full. 161 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,650 The sheerer thick the team will go all the way. 162 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,040 Oops, baby slipped. I got it. 163 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,719 better than you. But the baby won't eat unless you're here, so you gotta stay 164 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,280 around. This could be happening. 165 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:30,120 Oh, and there's a 4 a .m. feeding, so you might as well just stay here. 166 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,280 I could get a towel. It'll be like scrambled eggs for breakfast. 167 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,530 No. 168 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:38,600 Two weeks. 169 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,090 No. 170 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,800 No. This is not my ugly house. 171 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,370 This is not my 172 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,910 My God, what have I done? 173 00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,889 Hey, guys. 174 00:12:57,890 --> 00:12:59,550 Hey. How's Steve doing? 175 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:04,769 Well, he's miserable without Mimi and the baby, but he's still too sick to see 176 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:08,469 him. Yeah, he's been having the craziest fever dreams. We taped one last night. 177 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,520 Get this. 178 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:12,350 I'm just a girl who can't say. 179 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,320 Oh, 180 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:37,329 he still has a bad cold and he thinks he's dying. So he's doing all sorts of 181 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:38,380 weird stuff. 182 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:42,140 Yeah, yesterday he gave a bum a quarter and didn't make him dance for it. 183 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,090 Hey, buddy. 184 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,989 Looks like you're feeling better. 185 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,570 No, I'm still dying. 186 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:52,569 But I figure as long as I am, I'm going to go out living by my rules, not 187 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,620 society. 188 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:56,420 Is that like that? 189 00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,390 Would you prefer this? 190 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,400 Oh, man, now it's all squished together. 191 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,770 I'm sorry. I'm a gay or anything. I just can't take my eyes off it. 192 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,020 Excuse me, but you can't sit here naked. 193 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,350 Ed, why not? 194 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:25,560 You know, I am so tired of you people who think that clothes are everything. 195 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,590 Look at me. 196 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,470 This is what an average man... looks like with his clothes on. 197 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,320 I'm not ashamed. 198 00:14:33,321 --> 00:14:34,429 Are you? 199 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:35,690 You tell him, Lewis. 200 00:14:37,061 --> 00:14:38,549 I 201 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:49,449 don't 202 00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:50,530 care. Let him arrest me. 203 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:51,720 Pardon me. 204 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:53,880 Hello. 205 00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:57,330 I need a little help. My car's stuck in the snow. 206 00:14:58,350 --> 00:14:59,400 I'll help you. 207 00:14:59,401 --> 00:15:02,959 I haven't got long to live, and I need to score some points with the big guy. 208 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,010 Thank you very much. 209 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:09,220 Say, I admire your courage and your skill with a razor. 210 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,839 Oh, thank God you're here. The baby's been crying ever since you left, and I 211 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,890 don't know what to do. 212 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:27,140 Please, Drew, the baby needs you, and I need you. Stop drinking. Come home. 213 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,100 Stop drinking and come home. 214 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:36,230 Man, I bet I'm the last guy from my high school to hear that. 215 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,619 Look, Amy, I'd like to help you, but it's not my baby. You're going to have 216 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,859 raise it by yourself eventually. 217 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:47,460 I mean, I can't. But I tried everything, haven't I? Haven't I, sweet pea? 218 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:50,470 See? 219 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:57,380 He loves you and hates me. 220 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,480 I'm the worst mommy in the world. 221 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:00,810 You take him. 222 00:16:17,589 --> 00:16:19,639 Don't worry, little fella. It'll be okay. 223 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,810 This is Mommy. 224 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,690 Mama. 225 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,250 Mama. 226 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,960 Not an idiot pig. The baby's only a week old. 227 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,410 I'm not going to fall for that stupid trick. 228 00:17:03,411 --> 00:17:04,779 Hey, mister. 229 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:06,598 You look like a nice guy. You want to buy a baby? 230 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:07,649 Oh, I don't know. 231 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,839 Let me look at him. 232 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,700 Seems Mom doesn't want him anymore. 233 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:15,660 Well, might have to ask the missus, but he sure is cute. 234 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,700 Remember, an email is not as special as a letter. 235 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:42,680 If you just give me a chance, I know I can make the baby accept you. 236 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,800 No, I'm a horrible, disgusting person. 237 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:51,760 Agreed, but... I think we can trick his unformed little brain. 238 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:55,660 Look, I called my mom. She gave me a really great idea. Here, put this on. 239 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,050 What is it? 240 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,290 It's one of my shirts. I wore it all day yesterday. It has my scent. 241 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,700 Fine, fine. 242 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,590 I'll do anything for him. 243 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:14,749 Oh, yeah, you're my sweet little... It's just 244 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:15,800 no use. 245 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:17,380 No! 246 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,160 Sorry. 247 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:24,600 Don't worry, it was a rag the minute you put it on. 248 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:29,780 Um, here, hold it, baby. I'll call my mom. Maybe she can give us another idea. 249 00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,669 I'm sorry. 250 00:18:31,670 --> 00:18:36,489 I know I shouldn't be... here, but I had to see my babies. I miss you both so 251 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,950 much. Get away from the baby! 252 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:42,900 If this baby gets sick, I swear I'll cut off the part of you that made him. 253 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:50,629 If I don't pull through, give him this irregularly shaped piece of yard I did 254 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,680 for him. 255 00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:57,530 You have to hand wash it in cold water, and then... Get out! Just get out! 256 00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:58,960 Hey, 257 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,500 Mimi, uh, 258 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:05,390 Say something nice and sweet to the baby. 259 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,880 Why? Because I think I figured out why he's crying all the time. 260 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:12,000 You're so cute. He loves his mommy. 261 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,400 Now, say something mean to me. 262 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:19,380 Bite my crank, you jug -eared, bubble -ass, giant pyramid of crap. 263 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,980 What the hell? 264 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:27,510 Don't you get it? 265 00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:30,349 You were carrying around for nine months, yelling and screaming. 266 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:33,000 Now you're all sweet to me, he doesn't recognize you. 267 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:36,340 Mommy, he knows it's hostile, mean, and hateful. 268 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,470 Is that it, pumpkin? 269 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,670 Drew Carey is a hairy, back -to -sink, P .I. goober. 270 00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:47,660 Wow. 271 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:52,890 I don't have to be some phony, baloney, sugar -coated, Mary Poppins mommy. 272 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,790 I can just be me. 273 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:58,470 That's right. You can just be you, I can just be me. 274 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:03,090 Now, if you'll excuse me, my hand and I have some making up to do. 275 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:14,709 Oh, I'm so happy I'm feeling better and I can hold my little... Hello, my li... 276 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:18,050 Mimi, we really have to decide on a name for him. 277 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,630 Here, give it to me. I'll name him. 278 00:20:20,631 --> 00:20:21,809 Let's see. 279 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:22,789 Hey, buddy. 280 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:26,670 What do you look like? You look like King Augustus Antonio Carey. 281 00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:28,340 I like it. 282 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,420 Oh, I like it. 283 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:35,299 You do. You do. You look just like him. To Gus, this is Antonio Carey. But you 284 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,470 smell just like a locker room in Baltimore. 285 00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:41,429 Okay, now that we named him, who's going to change him? 286 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:45,980 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22511

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