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I can't believe what bought you this.
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I wish I had a gay life partner who'd
buy me a satellite dish.
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Yeah, but then you'd have to worry about
the INS busting your fake marriage scam
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and throwing you in jail for the rest of
your life.
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Still, look how clear that picture is.
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Man, I've been living with someone of
the same sex for years and all I ever
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is breakfast in bed and the occasional
foot massage.
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Which I practically have to beg for.
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That's just because I can't get the
smell off my hands.
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Right, enough.
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That's disgusting.
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Does anyone know what channel the game's
on?
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Oh, Kate, there's only 500 channels. How
hard could it be?
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Dateline.
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Dateline. Dateline.
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Wings. Wings.
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Dateline. Wings.
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Dateline. Dateline.
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Wings. Hey, Golden Girls!
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Oh, if only there was some enchanted
book.
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That told you all the images that were
going to be on the magic screen.
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Make room, make room. The UK Interpup
Dart Championship is on. It's going to
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quite a spectacle.
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Cornwall and Pennington are going at it
hammer and tong.
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Is that what the British put on TV?
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They need handguns over there.
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Actually, darts has twice the excitement
of American basketball.
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Cornwall sights the bullseye.
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Measuring.
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Measuring.
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All right, that's it. We're not watching
darts.
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And look at the teeth on those
cheerleaders.
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What are we doing here anyway? It's not
like the IS is going to come by and
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spring a surprise visit on you on Sunday
night. Oh, no, no, no. They usually
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call a couple of days in advance and
say, we'll be around at three. Get your
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fake gay marriage together.
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Why don't you just go home? No, I have
to clean out our basement.
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Our basement?
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Yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you doing rearranging my
basement?
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Well, I'm turning it into an exercise
room. I'm going to put mirrors on all
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walls so I can watch myself jazzercise.
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If I don't know what wiggles, I don't
know what to work on.
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Look, you're not rearranging anything,
okay?
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You don't live here.
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Fine. I'll exercise here in the kitchen.
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Look... I know we both have a lot to
lose here, but if the INS comes by, can
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just cover for you? I'll tell them my
husband's out getting flavored coffee.
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No, that wouldn't work. These people
detect fraud for a living. I'm afraid
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you're stuck with me.
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You know, I gotta tell you, even though
it did get me my job back, I am so sorry
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I did this.
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Well, too late. We are married.
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Were our vows just words to you?
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Hey, look, you're my boss. I don't want
to fight, okay? Just go down and
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exercise in the basement if you want to.
Thank you.
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Great. I just saved my fake gay
marriage.
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I guess life does begin at 40.
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With the crimson lips go Cleveland
Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Livin' in sin
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safety pin go Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland
Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!
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Ohio!
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Hey!
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Hey there! Must be Mr. Jackson. Sorry
I'm late.
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My boss took my last pair of clean
underwear. I had to stay and do an extra
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load.
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Yeah, let me explain. See, my boss spent
the night, so... Yeah, let me explain.
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Because, see, we're married.
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Ah, forget it. You're hired.
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Mr. Wick spent the night at your house,
huh?
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So you finally slapped a little English
leather on your face.
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Don't start with me.
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He sprained his ankle jazzercising, so
he couldn't drive home. He spent the
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night soaking in my tub.
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By the way, I'm sorry I smell like a
little bit like cologne, but I was
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to take a shower.
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Well, whatever you soaked him in, keep
it up, because he's in a great mood.
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What, instead of tearing you a new one,
he's widening the one you have?
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No, he's encouraging and supportive, and
he only took up one handicap spot this
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morning.
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Okay, what's all this about mods from
accounting wanting to take a week off
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a honeymoon?
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I think we can arrange to give her a
little more than a week.
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Oh, see, business as usual. I'll start
the termination papers right away, Mr.
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Ward. No, no, no, I'm not talking about
firing her. I'm talking about giving her
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more than a week. I say we give her
three weeks, with pay.
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And tell her she can go down to lingerie
and pick out the whorish undergarment
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of her choice.
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I know people like to wear other
people's underwear, but mine's hitting
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a drug.
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Attention, Winfred Louder employees.
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As a thank you for all your hard work,
let's have a little me time.
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In your top drawer, you'll find a velvet
eye pillow.
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And now, let's all listen to the whales
serenade each other.
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This is kind of weird, Mr. Wick.
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Cult. Wake up, you fools. There's no
spaceship behind the moon.
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Drew, this is creeping me out. Let's get
out of here and keep playing over
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lunch. Hello.
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Crap. Now I've got to go back to work.
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Sorry, I can't go to lunch with you. I
came in late and I have to catch up.
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Don't be silly, Drew.
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Your friends were into all the trouble
of coming downtown to see you. That's
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very special. They are. They're special.
Well, we're all special.
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Drew, is he wearing your underwear?
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I don't blame you for being confused.
I'm surprising myself.
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Why don't we all go out to lunch and
celebrate the new me?
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We can go to Le Chateau.
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Oh, that's a fancy place. When your
food's ready, they call your number out
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French.
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Listen, no offense, but we did spend the
last 24 hours together.
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I need a little break. Besides, my
friends just came down just to see me.
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My treat?
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Can Drew come?
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Well, it's not a deal -breaker.
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Look, if you want to go have a free
lunch, fine with me.
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I'll meet you at the Warsaw tonight to
watch the fight.
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Okay, all right.
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You realize I'm not coming, don't you?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, you guys.
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Wait a second. This way.
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Drew, what are you going to do for
lunch?
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Well, I guess I'll just get a bologna
sandwich out of the vending machine and
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eat it alone in the men's room.
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As long as you eat, sweetie.
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what time it is? Here in London.
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We are at a pub.
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Well, does this pub have a phone?
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Because the Warsaw does.
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I know, because I was there from 8 o
'clock until 11 .30. They also have a
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clock.
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Drew, I called you. That was me saying
come down to the cock and whistle.
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Oh, you may have misunderstood that
message.
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I knew it was you, but I didn't know you
were holding my friends hostage.
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Drew, you didn't hold a sausage.
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I had a great time at the pub. Picking
up fries, your chips.
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They call the loo, the bathroom. In case
it's not a cheap tramp, she's a
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trawler.
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It's true.
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It makes me sound like I went to college
for it.
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You know, I expect this from them, but
you should know better.
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Uh -oh, Dad's mad.
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We better go into the drawing room and
watch the telly.
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You're not English, you know.
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You better not be watching darts in
there.
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Sorry, Drew, I didn't mean to upset you.
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But you did.
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I mean, you spent too much time over
here. You rearranged my house, and now
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you're stealing my friends?
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Look, I'm really sorry, but it's over.
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All right, I just want you out of my
house and out of my life right now.
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What if immigration come by? They're all
in California building a fence.
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Out!
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Fine! You don't have to tell me twice.
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Well, I feel better already.
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Hey, guys, I'm sorry I'm mad at you.
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Hey, who's up for some good old
Heineken? Huh?
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Imported!
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Oh, you're not still mad, are you?
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Measuring.
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Measuring.
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Out!
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Hey,
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how come it's so cold in here?
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Can't talk.
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Must keep.
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Working. Man, I can remember everybody
talking like Captain Kirk.
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Work is good.
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Work is good.
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There is no I in company.
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There is no I in company.
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That was going on.
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Hey, Marge, you're supposed to be on
your three -week honeymoon, huh? I got
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called back.
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I'm still a virgin. I'm a 46 -year -old
virgin.
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I don't want to stay a virgin with an
attitude like that.
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Ha!
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Gotcha.
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How do you like the cameras, pig?
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Mr. Wick kind of put on all our desks so
he can keep an eye on our every move.
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Of course, he didn't put one on my desk
because my work's always perfect.
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Yeah, that's why.
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So, uh, Mr. Wick's responsible for all
of this?
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Yeah, every bit of it.
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Did he say why he was doing it?
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Well, I'm guessing. It's got something
to do with you.
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That's crazy.
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He wouldn't get this mad about me
throwing him out. He'd have to be the
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petty, vindictive, childish... Check,
check, check. Yeah, I guess it's my
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Is it me, or is it Horton here?
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Someone cranked up the thermostat to 40.
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Mr. Wick, you know, you shouldn't take
it out on the employees just because
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you're mad at me.
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This isn't about you.
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Torturing employees is like sending
flowers. It's best when there's just no
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occasion at all.
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Why are you doing this? You are supposed
to be a professional.
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You made me do it.
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Oh, so this is about me throwing you out
of the house.
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Yes, I hate you. I hate you.
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I stood over your bed with a knife for
an hour last night.
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You want to do it again tonight?
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No!
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You let me come over, or we're all going
to sleep, and we're never waking up!
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Well, see, now you're just not making
any sense. I mean, how can one dead guy
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hang out at another dead guy's house?
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Well, let me come over, and I'll explain
it to you. No!
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I want you and your stuff out of my
house tonight.
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What about the INS? I already had one
visit from them. If they come again,
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take my chances.
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Fine. I know when I'm not wanted.
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You tell your friend Lewis to stop
calling me.
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I don't want to sneak into the dump and
look for stuff.
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That's not going to be enough boxes for
all your British crap.
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In fact, why don't you take everything
that's British, even if it's mine? I
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don't even want my English muffins.
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Fine, have it your way. You'll miss the
Sir Benny Hill collection.
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He's not a sir. He was never knighted.
Well, he should have been. He was
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The hell?
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What are you guys doing here? What the
hell's going on?
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Never watch the Cartoon Network drunk.
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Hey, do you want to buy 400 Hong Kong
Fooey T -shirts?
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You guys can't be here right now. I'm
really in a bad mood.
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Mr. Wick's moving out.
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That tickles.
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You know he's used bubbles.
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Yeah, everyone loves a bubble. I mean,
you know, except those kids that got to
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live in them or they die.
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Yeah, the only bubbles that are going to
make me happy are in beer.
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What the... Hey, we're out of cold beer.
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Oh, we better leave.
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We thought that you had... I mean, we
only came over because you understand.
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He's still here.
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You people have been kicked out of so
many countries, you'd think it'd be
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at packing.
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Well, it helps when we're at gunpoint.
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That can be arranged.
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May I help you?
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Mr. Carey or Mr.
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Wick?
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Oh, well, we decided not to decide that
until we had kids.
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He's Mr. Carey. I'm Mr. Wick, and you
would be?
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Julie Hager, INS.
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Looks like somebody's moving out.
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00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,510
No, no, no. We're just unpacking our
wedding gifts. Pardon the mess.
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Oh, like this Playboy magazine?
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Oh, yeah.
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Easy to explain. See, this is what I'm
going to look like after the operation.
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I think you'll be a very pretty Asian
woman.
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Thank you.
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00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,070
We just sit down. and get this over
with? Good idea.
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We can start by looking at pictures of
your wedding.
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Sure. You know, the other INS agent came
by and said there'd be no more
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problems. Oh, I know, but I have to
verify everything.
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Bet I wouldn't have to keep proving I
was gay if I was muscular and neat.
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We come in all shapes and sizes, you
know.
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00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:38,430
Well, these look like the real thing,
but I...
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I have to warn you, I will be popping in
for random checks for the rest of your
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lives.
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00:15:44,731 --> 00:15:49,519
The rest of our lives? You know, the
other INS agent said he wouldn't be
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by after a year.
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00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,900
Yeah, oh, you're right. It is just a
year.
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No, no, no, he's not. I heard the rules
have changed.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. You're right.
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The rules have changed.
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Uh -huh.
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Hey, listen, you know, I always
wondered, what does INS stand for
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Um... International.
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I'm afraid I'm not allowed to give out
that information.
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She's a fake!
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00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:21,979
What's going on here, Wick? Oh, no.
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I'm not going to get in trouble, am I? I
mean, you know, for impersonating a
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government official.
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00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,180
I don't want to lose my cosmetology
license.
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00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,699
If you didn't lose it for the worst
bikini wax I've ever had, I think you're
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00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,750
safe.
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00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:41,409
All right, the show's over. Out, out,
out, out. Out, out, out, out. Out, out,
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out, out.
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00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:45,550
Are you going to report me?
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00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,750
I think having to wax his area is
punishment enough.
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00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:56,989
What are you trying to pull? What's
going on? Why are you trying to scare me
281
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,509
like that with a phony INS agent?
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00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,590
I just didn't want to leave.
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00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:04,069
Why? Why? What could you possibly want
from me?
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00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:07,369
Well, I've gone.
285
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,320
Kind of accustomed to your ways.
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00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:13,800
I enjoy the smell of your French toast
in the morning.
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00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,610
And in the evening.
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00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,140
And at 2 a .m.
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00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,550
You're like Denny's. You serve breakfast
any time.
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00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,330
Mr. Wick, are you falling in love with
me?
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00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,130
No.
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00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:37,160
No. No, I'm just lonely, that's all. You
don't understand.
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00:17:37,161 --> 00:17:42,299
life. Even when Mummy sent me off to
boarding school, all the other boys got
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together and got me an apartment off
campus.
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00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:48,760
Sorry. Kids can be cruel, huh?
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00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,360
Adults too. Now get out.
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00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,920
Why? Why can't I be your friend?
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00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:59,860
Is it because I'm overbearing,
obnoxious, lying, cheating, scoundrel,
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00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:04,320
Or... Or is it because I'm your boss?
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00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,760
You really want me to answer that?
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00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:08,710
No.
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00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:16,999
Look, it's not you, it's me. I mean, I'm
just holding it back. He can be better
303
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,839
than this.
304
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,310
Besides, I'm really not in a good place
right now.
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00:18:20,311 --> 00:18:24,339
Boy, you know, I never gave this speech
before, but I sure didn't do all the
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00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,390
words.
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00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,259
Well, fine.
308
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:30,060
I would have tired of you eventually.
309
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,870
You could never satisfy me
conversationally.
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00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,150
Oh, really?
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00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,920
You know all the times I laughed at your
anecdotes?
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00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:39,900
I was faking it.
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00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:17,000
I'm kind of sorry that Drew got rid of
Mr. Wig. I enjoyed learning English.
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00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:22,580
Yeah, once you've been a trollop, it's
hard to go back to being a slut.
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00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:26,040
I'm sure you'll give it the old college
try.
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00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:29,509
I'm going to miss him picking up the
check.
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00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:32,569
You know what's funny? I always thought
it would be Kate who'd marry some rich
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00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:34,250
sugar daddy we'd all sponge off of.
319
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,870
How could I sponge off myself?
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00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,450
Light angel drawers?
321
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:42,770
You're always hitting on me.
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00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,850
Fine. Say something incredibly charming
and romantic.
323
00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:48,140
Win me over.
324
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:52,240
Forget it. If I got a top angel drawers,
you'd die alone.
325
00:19:58,270 --> 00:19:59,320
Hello?
326
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,210
Yes, this is Kate O 'Brien.
327
00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:03,740
Oh, my God.
328
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:07,980
Drew's been in an accident. They took
him to the hospital.
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00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:09,579
God.
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00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:14,130
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