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Okay, I'm ready. All right. Scary tape
for Halloween, take 12.
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Three, two... What?
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Scary tape for Halloween, take 13.
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No! No!
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No!
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Who stole my golden heart?
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I don't know. Is that scary enough? I
don't know.
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I think we need more of a girly scream.
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My hand!
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Guys,
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we have some big news to tell you. Oh,
yeah.
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Kate and I are engaged.
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I bet we weren't rolling tape.
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Well, I hope you got down on your knees
for this. Of course I did.
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I wasn't talking to you.
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If you guys will excuse us, Kate and I
are going to go celebrate. You know,
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the two of us.
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Yeah, I think someone's going to get him
some three -quarters of a carrot sex.
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Yeah, this time I get to just lie there.
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Look at those two. They're really in
love.
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Yeah, right. There's no such thing.
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It's just a learned chemical response to
another person's pheromones.
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We developed a spray of drug coat for
it.
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Guaranteed. To make someone fall in love
with you.
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This stuff won't work.
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Why'd you do that, you idiot?
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You beautiful, magnificent idiot.
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Hey, it really works. I'm going to go
down to the war zone, spray it in the
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ladies' room, and whatever happens,
happens.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Can't we just stay home and read with
our feet in each other's laps?
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You look so tense, baby.
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All this energy calling
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me Back where it comes from It's such a
crude attitude
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It's back where it belongs All the
little chicks with the crimson
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So,
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you think you're ready for career day,
rookie?
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Born yellow, meet brown. I think I got
it.
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Cocky bastard.
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Congratulations, ladies. Lock and load.
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Hi. Welcome to career day. Enjoy a
complimentary fitter. Don't eat the
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Hi.
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Welcome to career day. Enjoy a
complimentary fitter. Don't eat the
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And we have our first spill.
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Get your butt out there and mop that
mess up, professor.
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Keep riding me, Gladys. One of these
days I'll be mopping up your iron for
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blood.
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Hey, you missed some there, sport.
Thanks, I got it.
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Drew?
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Drew Carey, is that you?
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No, no, it's not me.
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Come on, Drew, it's me, Nick. We were in
Future Leaders of America together.
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Yes, the irony is exquisite.
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Hey, Bob, Susan, look, it's Drew Carey.
Where?
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On the floor.
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I shake your hand, but I've been
touching the fritters. By the way, don't
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the fritters.
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What the heck are you doing here?
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Oh, enough about me. What the heck are
you doing here?
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Well, my son's a student, so I'm talking
to the kids about medicine for career
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day. And I'm telling them how they can
earn a living as a lawyer by suing
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like this.
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I'm on the Weather Channel.
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So, Drew, do you have a kid who goes
here? Is that why you're volunteering?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm volunteering.
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That's my son over there with the brown
hair.
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That's my son.
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When I say son, I meant it's my
daughter.
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That's right.
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Hey, Cupcake, thanks for letting me
volunteer here at your cafeteria.
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Isn't there some kind of rule that you
guys can't talk to us?
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Just clean up the floor.
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Okay, I don't have a kid. I work here.
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Don't give me that look like I'm the
special kid you're forced to take a
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with me.
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Carrie, get your keister and gear and
clean up that mess.
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We need you back on the serving line.
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You hear that?
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They need me.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a very,
very important job to do.
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Don't stare.
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Do you remember that kid, Drew Carey, I
told you all those weird stories about?
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That's him.
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Drew?
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Bring an umbrella.
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It's been arranged for...
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Did you find Drew?
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No, I wasn't down at the worst, huh?
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His car's here, but he's not inside. I
don't know where he could be.
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Maybe he's not in this earth at all.
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I'm really worried about Drew. I'm not
in the mood for your stupid alien
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abduction theory.
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I'm saying he's dead.
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I'm not dead.
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Drew, what are you doing under there?
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Susan said it might rain.
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Susan?
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He's hearing voices.
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Susan, we'd like to speak to Drew now.
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Leave me alone. I'm going to live under
here until I die.
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Okay, fine.
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You want to live like an animal? We'll
treat you like an animal.
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Cut it out.
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Drew, what's wrong?
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I had a bad day at school today.
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Sweetie, you're freezing. Come inside
and let's talk it through.
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All right, here's our choice. We can go
down to the Warsaw where there's women,
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but we have to pay for our beer.
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Or we can go in there and listen to that
big baby whine until our ears bleed,
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but the beer is free.
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Drew, what's the matter?
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Drew, tell us about your day.
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Drew, whatever it is, it can't be that
bad.
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Can't be that bad?
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I'm a middle -aged cafeteria worker.
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I'm on my feet all day, serving bad food
to snotty kids, listening to old ladies
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talk about their health problems.
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You know, I saw a lot of people down
there our age who are big successors
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I was supposed to be one of those
people.
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I worked my ass off for 20 years, and
for what?
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Nothing. I'm a failure.
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Oh, no, you're not, Drew.
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Not now, Kate.
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I'm sorry, it's just that you smell like
meatloaf and I didn't have lunch today.
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Don't even think about it.
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What could have happened to me?
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What did it all go so wrong?
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Hey, man.
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Check it out.
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Check it out.
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My mustache, my man.
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really good right there.
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Man,
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you got the morgue suspenders and
everything. You're going to get all the
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chicks. Hey, some things are more
important than chicks.
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I'm running Esperanto.
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Hey, que pasa?
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Global deforestation. That's que pasa,
Katie Hurst.
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Kate, I was wondering if you have
anybody to sit with at lunch. You want
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out? What year are you? Senior. Okay.
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Okay, don't forget to bring your
homework later so I can do it for you.
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I'll do his homework, too.
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Well, that's it, guys. You know, my mom
says high school's going to be the best
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years of our lives. Can't you on the
flip -flop?
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Me bowl of BBB plop -foo?
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See you later in Esperanto.
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Guys, care.
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Would you just care?
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Um, excuse me, guys.
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This legend on this map is unclear. I
was wondering if you could direct me to
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the science lab, and within the science
lab, it'd be nice to get a station with
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a consistent Bunsen burner, because you
know if the flame's off, the experiments
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could be compromised.
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Get his pants.
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I think we just found our new flag.
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Welcome, Friday.
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Hey.
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Look at his boxers.
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I think we just found our new flag.
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I wonder why I ended up like this. My
first day in high school, the football
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team's using my underwear as a flag.
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Jerry, you know, you can't think that
one high school experience totally ruins
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your life.
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But if it could...
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It might have been something that I did.
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Oh, Drew.
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Wear your glasses.
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Oh, well, the football team keeps
breaking them, so I was thinking I
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contacts. Uh -huh. But my mom says I
should get these because they don't
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as easy.
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I think they suck.
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What do you think?
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Sexy.
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Really?
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Uh -huh. Sure, yeah.
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Well, you know, there's a Sadie Hawkins
Day dance coming up, you know, where the
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girls ask the guys.
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What? Really? Thanks. You're cool.
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Hey, ass guy, wait up.
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Hey, you know, there's a Sadie Hawkins
Day dance coming up, you know, where the
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girls ask the guys. I was trying to give
you the day off.
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Why don't you just ask him for it with
those glasses?
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It'll be okay, sweetie.
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I
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am
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so sorry.
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If I was paying attention, I would have
told you to get contact.
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I mean, those glasses changed your life.
They made everyone realize you were a
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nerd. I mean, think you were a nerd.
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Which is lucky for me because they made
sure that no one else snatched you up.
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So you think no other woman but you
would find me attractive?
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Oh, is that what you want?
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Other women?
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No, no, no.
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I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry.
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All right.
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Damn, she's good.
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Listen, it's not Kate's fault.
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Truth is, I'm to blame for Drew's life.
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I poured salt on the slug of his soul
and watched it bubble until it died.
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And then I danced naked in the
moonlight.
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Oh, how I danced.
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Well, how'd you do it? Oh, it's a cute
story. Hey,
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Lewis.
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If you don't mind leaving a $2 ,000
damage for me, I know how you feel about
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dolphins getting caught in the nets and
everything.
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Well, you can eat a panda and wash it
down with the blood of a bald eagle for
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all I care.
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It doesn't matter anymore.
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Albert Aaron Presley is dead.
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What is that? Is that a beard?
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Is that a beard?
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We're at school grounds. I could get
impeached as mayor of Safety Town just
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being around this.
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You are so uptight.
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Just grab a little. Calm me down.
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Do I really look that uptight?
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Take it.
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Okay, just a sip.
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I don't know how it's going to react
with my vitamins.
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Hey, guys.
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What are you doing? You're not getting
small, are you?
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None of your damn business.
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Well, excuse me.
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Great. Every clip is like a tiny hug.
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Got any more of this stuff?
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Oh,
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I'm so sorry about your
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trash can.
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There must be some bad vitamins going
around.
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It'll be okay, sweetie.
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So you see, I'm responsible for your
crappy life.
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You know, all your disappointments
didn't look so bad because you had beer.
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No. No, it can't be the drinking.
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Why not?
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Because I don't want it to be.
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All right, I did it.
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I ruined your life.
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Whew, that felt good to get off my
chest.
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How did you ruin my life?
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You just can't let me feel good for one
minute, can you?
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Hey, Drew.
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What's happening?
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My mom just finished up my application
to MIT.
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I spent two weeks on this essay. I think
it's the best thing I've ever done.
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Oh, is she sick of that zit?
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Really? My mom said you could hardly see
it.
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I like him too, but man.
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Well, excuse me.
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Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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I can't stand to listen to you anymore.
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I'm going to go get some more food.
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I know. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger,
cheeseburger.
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Oh,
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man.
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You spilled on Drew's essay.
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I know.
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I can't read it anymore.
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Oh, man, you've got to tell him he's
going to mail that today.
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Or...
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I could write another essay myself.
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Dear MIT, I would like to attend you.
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I am a nice person.
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Oh, jeez. Everyone at the school is like
a sissy.
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The guy tonight is a sacred heart
wolverine.
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I don't have to look at that every day.
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My favorite animal is the bunny.
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Because it's soft like girls.
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Oh, man, Drew, I got to say, this is the
best essay I ever read.
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Thanks. I better go mail it. You know, I
was going to apply to some backup
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schools, but my guidance counselor told
me this was so good I didn't have to
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bother. Yeah, I like our guidance
counselor. He's getting me out of summer
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school and all I have to do is lift his
grandma out of the bathtub every day.
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I
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didn't
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get into MIT.
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The nerds beat me up this time.
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They cut me with their remarks.
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It'll be okay, sweetie.
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That's right, I ruined your life. I'm
the reason you didn't get into MIT.
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That and your sucky SAT scores.
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Yeah, but what have none of you to
blame? I mean, I could have applied to
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schools. I didn't have to drink that
beer or the thousands that came after
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could have got some cooler glasses.
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Yeah, all you'd have to do is go through
the dead guy bin at the old folks'
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home.
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So why didn't you do any of those
things?
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I don't know.
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What happened?
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Nothing yet.
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But I know something bad's gonna happen
to me. It always does.
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It'll be okay, sweetie.
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Well, that's it. I always went back to
Nurse Anderson every time I had a
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problem.
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Because I liked the attention.
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Oh, my God, I'm a pity whore.
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It didn't stop in high school.
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Even now, when Wick and Mimi screw with
me, I come running to you guys for
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sympathy. Well, what are we supposed to
do now? If I don't feel sorry for you,
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I'm not sure I feel anything for you.
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Well, don't worry, because it's all
changing right now.
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I am through whoring for pity.
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Drew Carey is not putting out the red
light anymore.
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Excuse me, I'm going to run out and get
a few more beers.
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Woo, chilly out.
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Hey, not a problem.
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That was just a test.
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Thank you for ignoring my pain.
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The whore is grateful.
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Drew? Does something matter?
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Yeah. Everybody on the show hates me.
They have a big party after every show.
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They never tell me where it is. I never
know where it is until I get the bill.
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It'll be okay, sweetie.
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promise? Huh?
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So, uh, Drew, do you think that the
nurse could be a regular character?
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Well, you know, it's a flashback show.
You're probably never coming back.
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But I'm just, you know, I'm new at this,
and it's such a tough town to break
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into, and... Oh, well, it'll be okay,
sweetie.
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