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Mimi, is everything ready for the white
sale?
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Yep. Did you notify all the department
heads about all those sale prices?
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Yep. Have you ever run in the Kentucky
Derby?
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Yep. You're not even listening to me.
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This sale could make or break my career.
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Calm down, Priscilla.
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All you got to do is open up the store,
act like a manager, and take all the
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credit. Hey, I put a lot of work into
this thing. I was up at 5 in the morning
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dealing with all the buyers.
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What am I doing?
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I'm the boss now. Shut up or you're
fired.
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I'm sorry, Mimi. That was kind of harsh.
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Yeah, it was very harsh. Shut up means
shut up.
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Hello, Mimi.
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Hello, Drew.
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Kiss me right after you kiss Mimi.
That's how Ebola got started.
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I found something in here that I think
is going to help you get pregnant.
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A little blindfold for your penis?
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No, it's a catalog for couples, see?
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Vibrating panties. And look, they even
have remote control.
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See, I should get these. The doctor said
if I had more orgasms, it would
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increase my ovulation, and I'd have a
better chance of getting pregnant.
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Well, that's one smart veterinarian you
got there.
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Every minute we stand here talking is
one less minute for me to vibrate. Go.
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Buy me those panties. Go.
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How would you like a larger... Oh, yeah.
I'm going to fall for that again.
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One night in the ER was funny. Thank you
very much.
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Mr. Wick, what are you doing here?
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I finished my retraining in Toledo and
I'm starting again in the mail room.
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You, Mr. Wick, is standing before you
now just a humble man.
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I'm naked, asking nay, begging for your
forgiveness.
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If I fall from my smell a load of crap.
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I suppose I deserve that.
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Look, everybody deserves a second
chance.
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Welcome back.
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Thank you, Mr. Carey. Your kindness is
an inspiration. I'll get right back to
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work. I just need you to sign for this
parcel.
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Oh, sure thing.
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Wait a minute.
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There's another piece of paper under
here.
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Look at this. He got you to okay a phony
ad for your white sale. This was going
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to run in all the papers.
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Come on down to Drew Carey's white folks
only sale.
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He's trying to trick you out of your
job.
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Do you think I forget how coldly you
dispatched me?
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When I was suffering through my
retraining, I made myself this vow.
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I heart Toledo.
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Wrong arm.
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Although I did enjoy the city.
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I, Nigel Wick, swear by all that is
holy, I will avenge my fireman by
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Drew Carey's career. See? Ask for
details.
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Curious?
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I'm not really a detail man. I'm more of
a big picture guy.
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Listen, uh, I know how hard...
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I don't need your charity.
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I will not rest until I am once again
store manager.
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Here is your People magazine.
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See, you always think I'm the bad guy
out to get you. This time I saved your
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butt, didn't I?
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I don't think you're a bad guy, Mimi. I
just think you're a horrible woman.
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I want to make sure everything was set
for the sale tomorrow. I'm coming in
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late, so you'll have to open the store.
I'll be there bright and early, sir.
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Okay. Is that the ad for the white sale?
Let me see it. No, it's not ready yet.
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Well, let me see what you got so far.
No, it's not ready.
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Carrie, let me see what's in your hand
now.
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Okay, I guess there's no reason to be
ashamed. It's a copy of some boudoir
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pictures I had taken of myself for Kate.
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I'm in a thong.
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I have a hunch that you're covering, but
I can't take that chance.
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energy calling me back where it comes
from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go sleeveling rocks, sleeveling
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rocks, living in sin with a safety pin.
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you home tonight, I expect to see all
the garbage tipped over and a dead
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squirrel on the front porch.
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Can I, uh, help you?
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You do, Kerry?
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Yes.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Please,
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let me go. What are you doing? Stop
that.
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I'm doing my job, ma 'am. Your job? What
are you talking about?
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I hired you. Who did it?
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I'm sorry.
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I can't reveal my employer, ma 'am.
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How come you can call me ma 'am?
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I was instructed to. It amplifies the
humiliation.
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Ma 'am?
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Hey, wait!
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I don't want to talk to this doorbell.
Come back here!
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Hey, I'm tiny! Somebody help!
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Help!
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It's me.
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It's up to you now, boy.
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Thanks, Pete. It cost me to go.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Carrie, we had hundreds of people trying
to get into the store this morning.
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Where in the hell were you?
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A cowboy last sued me in a hard time in
my backyard.
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Carrie, sometimes we want something to
happen so badly, we actually think that
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it did.
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Tight up in my... Look, I have the rope
to prove it.
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Sometimes we want something so bad, we
actually go out and buy the props.
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I think Wick hired the cowboy to make me
late for the sale.
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And it makes me look bad.
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Would you quit trying to weasel out of
this?
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Today was the first time in 100 years
that the store didn't open up in time.
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Thanks to you, we lost customers and we
lost sales.
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I'm sure the new manager won't make the
same mistake.
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What?
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Carrie, I have to demote you back to
your old job.
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I have no choice.
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Give me a chance. I'm bringing the
company. He'll confess.
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It's Dakota to the West. Carrie.
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I'm sorry, man. I have to answer to the
board of directors. And they're going to
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want a new manager.
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And you're not going to have to look
far.
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I'm ready to start right now.
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You ain't got any kidding.
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Hey, I opened the store this morning. I
know everything about this job. When
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Wick was here, I practically ran the
place.
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But you're a secretary.
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Hey, I know everything about this store.
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And if you don't believe me, well, why
don't you just give me a test?
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All right, come on.
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Play along with your little game.
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Say we have a group of teamsters down on
the loading docks ready to strike. What
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do you do?
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Well... Teamsters want respect, so I'd
agree to their raise, and then I'd make
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them pay for it by rolling their medical
benefits back.
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Not bad, not bad. Sir, if you come to my
office, I can show you actual rope
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burns. If you just give me a chance,
sir, I guarantee that you won't be
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disappointed.
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All right.
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I'll give you one day while I find a
replacement.
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Okay, and if I do a good job, I get to
be the store manager?
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Yeah, and if you screw up, you don't get
the job, and you can't wear that makeup
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to work ever again.
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know I can do it. Let's make it
official.
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Sir, this is a big mistake.
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Listen, I know the cowboy damaged my
credibility, but I've seen her bite
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Gary, give the keys to the office and to
the company, Jack.
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All right.
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But I am keeping my I'm a winner
keychain.
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I had a feeling something like this
might happen.
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Here's your crack, ma 'am.
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You're not going to go away with this,
Mimi.
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There's no way you're going to make a
whole day running the store.
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You know who's going to come out on top?
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The winner.
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And the world's greatest lover.
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Look, you've got to think of something.
There's no way Mimi's going to be the
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store manager.
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Hey, I know what'll get Mimi fired. When
she's in charge tomorrow, you talk
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everyone into having a work slowdown so
nothing gets done.
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Yeah, great. We'll call it Project Just
Like Every Other Day.
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Yeah, I know how people get fired at
Drug Co. They complain about the pain
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in their neck.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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I love my job!
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I love my job!
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I wish I could help you.
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But getting fired is one thing I don't
have to worry about. When you catch your
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boss putting his wife's head in a box,
you got a job for life.
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Uh, Kate, honey, how about you? I mean,
you've had a little bit of experience
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getting fired.
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Yeah, but that's just because I refused
to play the man's game and show up for
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work five days in a row.
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Come here.
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Mr. Wick, what do you want?
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The same thing that you want.
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To destroy Mimi. And I have a plan.
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I call it Operation Take Down the Clown.
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How's it work?
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Don't know. I spent all night on the
title.
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Why should Drew trust you? You tried to
get him fired.
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Oh, good Lord.
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That wife's only prank is ancient
history. How long are you going to hold
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over my head?
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It was yesterday.
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Oh, all right.
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about this.
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We unite to destroy Mimi, and then it's
every man for himself.
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What do we need you for?
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What's your big plan to get Mimi fired?
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Well, let's see.
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I've been fired for a variety of
reasons. I must be come up with
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I was drunk, drunk, drunk.
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Then I forget the legal term, but
whipping it out in an elevator.
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whipping it out in an office.
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I was telling the elevator story at a
different job.
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I wish there was a way we'd get Mimi
drunk at work.
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I've got it.
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Every day with lunch, Mimi has a pickle.
We can take that pickle, soak it in
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grain alcohol. She won't know she's
getting drunk because it has no taste or
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smell.
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I like it.
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Yo, pickle switch.
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I learned it from another drunken rehab.
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She was an old Slavic woman.
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She used to sneak them in in the folds
of her pendulous breasts.
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You haven't hit rock bottom until you've
fought off three other drunks to suckle
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on a Hungarian booby pickle.
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Rope me once, shame on you. Rope me
twice, shame on me.
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Johnson, the truck's not going to unload
itself. I want that merchandise on the
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shelves pronto.
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Hey, customer service, why have I had
three complaints in sporting goods this
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morning? I need you on that.
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Kitty, where the hell were you?
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Big cowboy tied me up again this
morning.
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to get Mimi drunk. Now it's almost the
end of the day. Dammit, Kenny, I should
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never have put my pickle in your hands.
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Yeah, we're gay. Tell your friends.
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So, am I talking to the new store
manager?
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Five more minutes till closing and it's
all mine. Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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Now, the doctor said that tonight is
your prime ovulation time, so here are
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special panties.
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Put them on at the restaurant.
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No, put them on now.
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It'll make the ride over so much fun.
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Every time we hit a red light.
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Let's not take the freeway.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Drew, isn't it great about Mimi?
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It doesn't bother you at all that she
got me fired?
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What are you talking about? She said you
stopped being store manager because you
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wanted to spend more time with Kate.
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No. No, she made me late for the sale
and she humiliated me in front of the
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boss. She had him hogtied by a cowboy.
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Yeah, it's true, and we got over 50
Polaroids to prove it.
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Here's Drew being hogtied.
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Here's Drew yelling at me and Oswald not
to take pictures.
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Here's Oswald holding a stick with dog
poop on it in Drew's face.
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Oh, my God, she lied to me.
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Oh, Drew, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
Well, I'm not going to need this remote.
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If she wants her panties to vibrate,
she's going to have to do it herself.
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It
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would
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be a terrible, terrible...
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Really funny thing to do.
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No, we can't do it. It's too mean.
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Oh, look. Our last two screw -ups and
store managers have formed a club.
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Come on, everyone. I want you to meet
the new store manager.
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She's more man than both of them put
together.
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Tell me.
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Let's start the engines.
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Amy, you've done a great job. I just
want to introduce the board to our new
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store manager.
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Congratulations.
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I think she's got him on. Only one way
to find out.
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Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
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She's weird.
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Give her the juice.
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I can't do it. I can't give me any
pleasure.
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Well, I've never really pleasured a
woman. Let me try.
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It was nice of all of you to stop by,
and now I'd better get back to work.
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Steve, honey, you can stop now.
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Mimi, are you okay?
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Mimi, you're embarrassing me. Get a grip
on yourself.
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Too late.
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Mimi, I need to talk to you. Not now!
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Mimi. Just give me a minute, please!
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I don't know what the hell is going on
here, but it's very unprofessional.
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I can explain.
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I'm trying to get pregnant, so I'm
wearing vibrating panties because... On
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the one day that you have to prove
yourself a store manager?
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Mimi, that's it. I'm demoting you back
to secretary.
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I'm sorry. No, Mr. Sauron! Wait!
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Wait! Wait! No!
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I'm going to my office. Whoever has that
remote, just turn it on.
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and leave it by the coffee.
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Mr.
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Szilard, can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah, what is it?
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Now that the manager's job is open
again, I'd like to throw my hat back
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ring. There won't be any more screw -ups
because the cowboy's gone.
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Sorry, Carrie, but we hired a new
manager already.
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Hello, Carrie.
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Say goodbye to your weekend.
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While we're at it, I'll need you to work
Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Eve, and
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your birthday.
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No!
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What did you hire him again for?
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Well, he was the most experienced, and
he did finish his retraining as he
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pointed out over pickles last night.
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Why don't we discuss my new salary over
a nice bumpy gherkin?
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Mimi, I thought we had a deal. Ah, ah,
ah, you said not to wear my makeup.
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Monday through Thursday, I'm the members
of KISS. Friday, a tribute to Michael
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Jackson.
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Well, Mimi, you might have kept me from
getting the manager's job, but at least
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you didn't get it.
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Yeah, but you might have been
responsible for shaking an egg loose for
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house, Uncle Drew.
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Well,
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I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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and left some beer on.
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Why do you leave it on the ground?
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Sometimes Drew's an idiot.
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Hey!
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What's going on?
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Well, little ladies, this is from Drew
Carey.
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It's a payback for the poop stick.
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