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That's an old thing.
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Ought to cool them chaswassers.
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I don't like this one. It's too soft.
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I can't sleep in a bed that's softer
than I am.
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A bed's an important purchase, Drew.
You're going to be spending 30 % of your
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life on it.
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60 during the holidays.
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Hey, Drew, look at this one. It's on
sale.
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Hey.
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This is nice.
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You know, this is all my parents left
for 40 years.
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One night the phone rang. My dad leaned
over my lawn to get it.
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I thought I was born.
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Oh, it's good on your back, too.
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This is good, too.
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Drew? Yeah? I'm ready to have sex with
you.
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Not here. Here.
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I mean, are you sure you're ready?
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Okay with this?
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Yeah. You know all those things I said
about taking it slow, making it special,
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blah, blah, blah?
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Who am I kidding?
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I'm not that kind of girl. Just do me.
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Just do me? Yeah. Well, that little
phrase will put I love you out of
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So what do you think? Are you free for
Saturday night for a date?
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Paws for dignity? Yes.
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You know what?
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This bed even has one of those built -in
massagers.
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Hey, Kate? Yeah?
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I want to shut that off. I think I'm
having our date right now.
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All this energy calling me
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Back where it comes from Such a crude
attitude
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It's back where it belongs All the
little chicks with the crimson
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lips
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What's it say?
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It's purple.
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No, I think it's pink.
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It's purple.
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No, no, no. It's pink.
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Hey, Drew, what color is this? Is it
purple or pink?
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It's pink.
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Is this what I think it is?
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It's my home pregnancy test.
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You might want to
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change your water.
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What are you doing this at work for?
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I'm checking every time I go to the
bathroom until I get pregnant. I want a
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baby.
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Look, we've been trying for so long.
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Maybe there's a problem.
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With me.
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I mean, we're a cross -dresser half your
life. Maybe all those years of
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strapping it down put a kink in the
hose.
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Well, that could be, but it takes two to
tango. And the problem could be with
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you. Hey, this Cracker Jack always has a
prize in it.
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We both want a baby.
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I think we should both go to the doctor.
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I'm going to go make an appointment
right now.
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Okay, I'll make an appointment too.
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But I know it's not my fault. I could
drop an egg at will.
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I think I remember that from your
resume.
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Shut up, pig.
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At least I'm having sex.
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Yeah, right. I'm not having sex.
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Wait a minute.
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There's something going on here.
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Drew, I know you're trying to hide
something in that bag. Why don't you
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give it to me, because you know I'm
going to get it.
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No, I'm not giving it up without a
fight.
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Okay.
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Give me the bag!
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Did you really think I had a gun?
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Yes, I did. How does that make you feel?
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Oh, Mr. Wick, check it out.
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Massage oil.
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Oh, scented candles.
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Berry white CD.
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Either you and O 'Brien are going to do
it, or it's getting to the point where
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you've got to get your hand in the mood.
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It's called romance.
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Not all of us can make our ass glow red
to attract a mate.
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This is big, Kenny.
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Sex for the first time with the woman
you've loved your whole life.
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I'm sure you won't let the pressure get
to you. I feel I must congratulate you.
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Prematurely.
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It's not going to work, sir.
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Well, I'm sure you're going to screw
this up. So to help you, I'm going to
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you in on one of my sexual secrets.
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Something that drives the ladies wild.
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Sir, you just blew in my ear and called
me a dirty girl.
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Yes, well, it loses its effect without a
nipple tweak.
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Kate's doing here? I said I was going
out tonight.
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Well, we always come over when you're
not home.
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Question is, what are you doing here?
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What's going on in the living room?
Don't go in there.
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Oh, look at this place.
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Candles everywhere, rose petals on the
ground, champagne.
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Ah, Drew, I miss Princess Di, too.
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No, tonight's my big night with Kate.
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Although, uh,
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Since you guys are here, maybe we can
take Speedy.
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Why? Well, he likes to watch, and he
always barks at all the women because he
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thinks they're hurting me.
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Oh, yeah.
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Guess we better get going, huh? Mm -hmm.
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You two kids have fun now.
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Okay.
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Hey. Hey.
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Drew.
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Can I get you some champagne?
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Sure. I thought we'd have some hors d
'oeuvres.
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And I fixed your favorite meal.
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And then maybe we could listen to the
chat TV.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, you know, we just skipped about five
steps there, but that's okay with me.
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How about we skip five more?
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you just want to be friends?
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Hey, uh, let's, uh, set the mood a
little bit.
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A little fire.
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Pretty realistic, huh?
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I almost smell it.
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Oh, it smells a little like your
deodorant.
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Yeah, same company.
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So, uh, fire, new sheets, new bed.
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Uh, I even...
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A little new four -way light bulb.
There's not much lighting you like.
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You like it like this?
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Like this?
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Like this?
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Or like this?
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I'll go through it again. Like this? Is
it true?
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Would you relax it? It actually doesn't
matter.
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Sorry, I'm just a little anxious about
this whole thing.
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Hey, you're not the only one that's
nervous. I kind of over -freshened. I
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you really, really like spring rain.
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This is going to be great. I don't even
know why we waited.
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If it doesn't go well, it's kind of a
bad sign.
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You know, it's that whole sexual
chemistry thing.
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But, you know, I mean, everything in
this relationship has been so great, the
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only thing that could screw it up is bad
sex.
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Okay, well, goodbye erection.
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Brian, what's wrong?
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Well, you pretty much told me if I don't
hit it out of the ballpark, it's back
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to the farm team.
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Sweetie, that's not what I meant.
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Let's just sit and watch the roaring
video fire for a minute.
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Okay.
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Drew, I didn't mean anything.
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I just want it to be really special.
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I do, too.
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Oh, you're starting to heat up again?
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Uh -huh.
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Okay, we got a towering inferno here.
Let's just do this.
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Let's just do this?
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We're not burying a cat.
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I didn't mean it. I meant... You know,
something that won't make you mad.
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You know what?
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Maybe we should just start over.
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Okay. And this time, maybe you couldn't
talk so much.
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So, you want me to shut up and put my
legs up in the air?
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Is that a trick question?
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That's it.
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I'm out of here.
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Hey, come on, wait.
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Wait a second.
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I love you.
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I'm ordering something that tastes good.
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Hey, Drew, you see Mimi?
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No.
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Okay, something's wrong with my little
bro.
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I'm all right.
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I can tell there's something wrong.
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Because you're hitting yourself.
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It's coming out.
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Tell yourself you're doing it. I can't
do stopping.
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I screwed things up with Kate last
night. I've been calling her all day,
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won't answer her phone.
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Why are you touching yourself?
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Oh, I'm just adjusting the coolant in my
boxers.
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I'm trying to keep my sperm count up.
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See, Mimi and I went to a clinic, and it
turns out we both have impaired
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fertility. Hey, but it's easy to fit.
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You've just got to wear these special
boxers, and I have to take female
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shots every day.
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So, how many shots do you have to take
before you become a woman?
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If I wasn't feeling so ladylike from all
this estrogen, I would bitch -slap you
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all the way to the coffee shop.
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Hey, I've been trying to call you.
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Drew, last night was a disaster. I don't
think it's working.
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No, it's working. I slapped some sense
into it after you left.
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Maybe the problem is that we rush things
too much. I don't think we're ready.
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Come on, honey, I'm rotting on the vine
here.
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Well, I don't know what to do. I don't
want to repeat it last night.
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No, no, no, I think we just put too much
pressure on ourselves. You know, we
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need to be more spontaneous, you know,
just do it when the mood strikes.
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Yeah, that'd be great, Drew, but you're
not really a spontaneous kind of guy.
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You lay out your underwear for the whole
week.
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It's a time saver.
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Yeah, I can be spontaneous.
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Okay.
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copy room right now. Hey, I said I was
spontaneous. I'm not the office whore.
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See, I told you you're not spontaneous.
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I am. I am spontaneous and I'll prove it
to you.
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Someday, sometime, when you least expect
it, we're going to have sex.
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And it may not be good, it may not be
satisfying, but at least we'll be
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spontaneous.
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That report I gave you has a typo in it.
I need you to fix it before you send it
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out. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Wick. I just
can't seem to get any work done today.
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I... Amy,
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are you okay?
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I'm fine. It's just these hormone shots
that I'm taking and... They're giving me
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kind of mood swings.
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What if I can never have a child?
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All right, toodles.
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There, there.
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You're not the only one with problems.
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My own mum didn't even love me.
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Daddy, he didn't love me either.
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He tried to trade me for another...
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Hey, you gotta keep that circus
tradition alive.
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Are you calling me a freak?
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Well, it's not so funny when you just
come out and say it like that.
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I'm going to give you a personal day.
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I want you to go home, crawl in a cage,
chew on a rubber hamburger, call your
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better dad.
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Okay.
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Okay what?
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Okay, pig.
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Atta girl.
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What's up with her?
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She's been crying the blues and greens
and the yellows. It's all running
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together.
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So, are you ready for lunch?
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Yeah. Actually,
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Things didn't go so well with Kate last
night.
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Yeah.
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At least act surprised.
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Oh, my God. Things didn't go well with
Kate?
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What the hell is going on? Black is
white, up is down.
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The world doesn't make any sense!
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Thank you.
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Now, we decided to try it again, but I
have to prove to her that I can do it
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spontaneously.
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You're not spontaneous. You lay out your
underwear. We can advance.
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It's a time saver.
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Now, I got a plan.
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Tomorrow night we're going to go have a
beer at my house. You guys leave, but
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you take Speedy with you.
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Then you go outside and cut the master
switch to the fuse box, throw in my
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in the darkness, and Kate right into my
arms.
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Now, to make this simple for you, all I
have to remember is this.
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Leave. Dog.
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Life.
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You know, it helps me to remember things
if I put it into a song.
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Leave dog lights.
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Leave dog lights.
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Leave dog lights.
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Leave dog lights.
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Leave dog lights. Leave dog lights. You
know, uh, this sounds an awful lot like
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your underwear pants shoe song.
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Ah, the worst I was packed tonight.
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So, I guess you guys got someplace you
need to go, huh?
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Ah, the game's on. We thought we'd just
hang out here.
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Does this remind you of anything?
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Underwear, pants, shoes.
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Underwear, pants, shoes.
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You guys want a beer? Yeah, thanks.
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No, we need dog lights.
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Oh. No, no, we switched it to the Spider
-Man theme.
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We need dog lights. We need dog lights.
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Friendly neighborhood.
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We need dog lights.
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Just drink your beer. We'll get
speeding. Get out of here.
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Well, actually, we're just going.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Come on. Well, why are you taking
Speedy?
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Uh, boy, it's a sad state of affairs
when two single guys and their best
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friend's dog can't go out at night
without raising an eyebrow.
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00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:03,819
What's going on, Drew? You didn't plan
anything, did you?
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Plan anything?
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00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:08,560
No. I didn't plan anything. Anything you
see tonight is totally spontaneous.
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Drew said it was the third switch on the
left.
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00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:18,760
I can't believe you planned this, Drew.
I ought to walk out of here right now.
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Or maybe I should show you how to be
spontaneous by making you have hours and
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hours of hot sex.
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I guess I had that coming. Yeah.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Speedy. You can't watch
Drew having sex.
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Although it would be cute to see you try
to put your paws over your eyes.
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Crap. Now we've got to get him out of
the garage to put the leash on him.
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Hey, listen.
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Just open the door and trick him into
thinking we're going to let him back in.
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Uh -oh, Speedy, we left the back door
wide open. Come on, boy.
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Hey, look, he brought us beer, but why'd
he put it way over there?
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Because he's a dumb animal.
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We will never speak of this again.
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Drew? Yeah?
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I think it's time for you to gift wrap
your present.
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Oh, yeah.
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We'll let the condoms in the bathroom.
We'll be right back.
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position and we are ready for takeoff.
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All right.
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Get ready for some vanilla thunder.
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Drew, are you okay?
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Say something.
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I fell on my penis. Call an ambulance.
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Hey, Drew.
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I'll be all right.
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I don't know if you can actually sprain
it.
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00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:41,610
Now I know why my mom always said never
run in a house with an erection.
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So, what did the doctor say?
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I have to stay off it for six to eight
weeks.
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Honey, I'll wait for you as long as it
takes.
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Yeah, well, it'll be okay.
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As soon as I'm able to pee without
screaming, we'll all have a good laugh
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this.
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you don't think it's all gloom and doom
here at Cleveland Clinic.
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This man tripped over his dog and tore
his corpus cavernosa.
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The spongy bodies of erectile tissue in
the penis.
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00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:17,010
Mr. Carey, do you mind if the students
have a look?
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What the hell? I'll never be this big
again.
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Now what you're about to see is not for
the faint -hearted.
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Ladies and little nippers are strictly
forbidden.
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This poor, miserable creature was born a
normal parent, but an horrible accident
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left it in this deplorable state.
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As you look upon this human oddity,
count your blessings that the Lord did
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make you.
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