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Hey, Sally.
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Morning. You know, I'd have to tell you
how good it is to have you as a temp.
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So, did you have a nice weekend?
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Ask me another personal question, Clark
Kent, and I swear to God I'll poke your
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eyes out with these needles.
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Still better than Mimi.
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Morning, Sally, and how are we today?
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I told you, I am Mrs. Ricky Martin.
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Sorry, my mistake.
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Clearly, I'm the one that's insane.
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So, Gary, is Mimi back yet?
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No, she's still on her honeymoon with my
brother.
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Actually, no, I called her back. I need
her here at work.
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You called Mimi back from her honeymoon?
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You arrogant bastard, you've killed us
all!
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time of the year, Mimi.
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Only you know how to get into your
files. Only you know how to find things
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your computer.
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Besides, what I found in the drawer of
the temp's desk. It's a doll of me with
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no eyes.
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Your big baby, that's mine.
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This company owes me three more vacation
days and 20 more orgasms.
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Hey, maybe you'll feel better if we get
back to our old routine, huh?
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How was the honeymoon suite?
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Was it disturbing having everybody watch
to see if you guys had mate?
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Don't mess with me, pig.
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I am tired, I am horny, and I am
frustrated, and I... You wearing your
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aftershave?
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Oh, dear God, Drew Carey's turning me
on.
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What'd you do to her?
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I don't know. It's like when bears come
right up to your car.
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for a first date how should i dress oh i
can't tell you it's a surprise a
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surprise huh is it a movie maybe dancing
maybe am i getting warmer
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no oh my god i am
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hey how you doing okay so don't tell me
where we're going on our date but
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i can tell by the look in your eyes but
it was pretty special you have no idea
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Hello, Blockbuster?
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Yeah, this is Drew Carey. You can
release my copy of Your Runaway Bride.
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So, for your first date, you're going to
stay at home on your ass in front of
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the TV?
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How would you know it's a date? You go
outside to cut one?
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What am I going to do?
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It's got to be perfect.
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I'm afraid if I blow this, we're going
to go back to being best friends.
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Well, good luck, buddy. We're going
downstairs to Santa's Village.
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What are you doing in Santa's village?
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Have you seen the new Mrs. Claus?
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She used to be a Dallas Cowboy
cheerleader.
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She's been working around elves all day.
We're going to the Hughes.
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Good luck.
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There goes the two unwise men.
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Don't worry, B. He's got his brother's
ass.
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I'll hold you to lunch.
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Oops.
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All this energy calling me.
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Back where it comes from.
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And sit down right here. Here? Yeah. Can
I take it off now? No, first guess
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where we are.
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All right, I'm leaning back in a chair.
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I hear children's voices, and I smell
disinfectant.
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I'm in one of those dental vans that
goes around to the poor neighborhoods.
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Welcome to the beginning of the
universe.
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We're at the planetarium?
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Yeah. That's where we first met,
remember?
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I sat right behind you. I was crying
because it was dark.
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Oh, yeah, we were in third grade. You
were sitting on Mr. Summers' lap.
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Yeah.
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I tried to recreate the whole experience
for you. I even called Mr. Summers, but
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he just had hip surgery. He didn't think
it was such a good idea.
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Drew, that's so sweet.
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Knock it off.
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I'm with a girl.
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After the Big Bang, galaxies were
formed.
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the empty sky.
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So, uh, you having fun?
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Yeah, none of the other guys of every
day would have thought of something like
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this. Cool.
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I guess most guys just go for dinner and
a movie, huh?
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Yeah, or they go the other way, really
wild.
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Really wild, like laser tag kind of
wild? Because I was thinking of that
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on.
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Uh, no, I was just thinking about this
guy who liked to have sex in public
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places.
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Oh. Oh, that kind of wild.
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As man gazed up at the heavens, he began
to ask himself the grand questions of
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life so where'd you guys do it you don't
want to know that
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yeah i do oh you know stadiums parks
theater once i swear it was the only
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ever enjoyed cats so where's the
craziest place you ever did well
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um once i was on a bus and uh I fell
asleep.
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And when I woke up, this old guy was
touching me.
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Think of it this way. Of all the people
on the bus, he picked you.
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That's what he said.
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So, uh, top that one.
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Um, okay, there was one guy who wanted
me to pick him up at the airport wearing
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nothing but a trench coat.
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Oh, did you do it?
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Yeah.
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It was really exciting, too.
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How come guys never do that kind of
stuff for women?
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Okay, your turn again.
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Okay, uh, oh.
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One time I was on a plane and I fell
asleep.
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When I woke up, some old guys touched
me.
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As our journey continues, we come to the
seventh planet. That's my favorite
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part.
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Uranus.
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The classics.
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I finally know what Drew's like on a
date.
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Yep, pretty much like he is in real
life, except for bigger pit stains.
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This feels good.
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Yeah, I just can't tell you how many
times I imagined us like this.
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And here we are.
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I don't even know why I'm doing all this
talking.
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I should be kissing.
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Okay, I do believe you're purring.
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Okay.
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snoring.
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Ho, ho, ho, everybody.
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Once again, it's the time for all of you
to gather around Mrs.
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Louder's present sack.
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All right, fill her up. I've been a good
girl.
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Mimi, where did I put my gift to Mrs.
Louder?
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Neiman Marcus.
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That's funny. I don't remember giving
myself permission to shop at Neiman
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Marcus. Mine is so big.
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I'm going to open it now.
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Oh, it's a lovely silver frame.
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And you put a photo in it. I did?
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It's a bum peeing on my car.
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take it just like anyone else. You're
fired.
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No! No, no, it's not my fault.
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Mimi got the gift for me. I thought she
was going to get one of those sparkling
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jogging suits you old ladies wear.
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If this is true, Bobeck, you're fired.
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Fine, I can go back on my honeymoon.
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Your what?
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My honeymoon. Wick dragged me back in
the middle of it. Are you nuts?
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This woman, after all these years, beats
the...
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and gets a honeymoon.
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I may be a tough boss, but I'm still a
woman.
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You and your husband are flying with me
to the Bahamas.
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Really? Yes, I spend every Christmas
there. We'll stay at the finest hotel
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room service is on me.
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Mrs. Lauer, that's the nicest thing
anybody's ever done for me. I don't even
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know how to thank you. My pleasure.
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By the way, I like... to watch
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don't worry
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you won't know I'm there except for the
glow of my cigarette
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so you're sitting on the couch you have
a little
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wine you're working did you carry magic
and I just don't think it's really adult
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to talk about what did or didn't happen
equipment problem
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There's nothing wrong with my equipment.
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Checked it this morning.
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So what happened?
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Well, I guess this happened to every guy
at least once.
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We were on the couch, about to make my
move, and she fell asleep.
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How long does your move take?
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I think I bored her.
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You know, I got to make up for this. I
got to come up with something exciting
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do.
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What do you guys do to get women
excited?
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Oh, my God.
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I've stooped to this.
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I'm sorry. Did you just insult us? I was
sleeping.
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Hey, you know what would make a date
exciting?
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Stilts.
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You know, you get the long pants and
everything.
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Louis, you got anything?
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Okay, you want romance, Drew? Try this.
I once shaved all the hair off my body
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and bought satin sheets to make
everything smooth and slippery.
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And that didn't creep around?
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I don't know. I couldn't drag myself out
of bed to answer the door.
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You know, uh, your ideas are really
stupid, but it did give me time to
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She said it would be really exciting...
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If a guy showed up wearing nothing but a
trench coat.
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Drew, you'd never do anything like that
on a date.
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Oh, the old Drew wouldn't, but the new
air -cooled Drew would.
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Tomorrow night, I go naked.
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So, uh, any guys got a trench coat I can
borrow?
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No, but I got one you can have.
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you in a trench coat before?
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I'm full of surprises.
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You know, the place looks really nice
tonight, although I must say it is kind
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warm in here.
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I gotta get my stuff. I'll be right
back.
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Maybe the bow's a little much.
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a little surprise for you. Oh, a trench
coat, huh? Looks like we're both in the
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mood for trench coats.
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I close your eyes.
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Okay.
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I guess we're heading for a red shoe
diary.
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Still there, Kate?
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Yep. Take my hand and follow me.
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Where are we going?
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We're not going out, are we?
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Of course we are. What do you think of
any trench coats?
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Ooh la la.
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It sounds like there's a lot of people
in here, Kate.
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Come on.
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Ta -da!
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A Greek restaurant?
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Good evening.
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May I take your coat, sir?
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We're just getting started.
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Why did you blindfold me? Did you take
me to a Greek restaurant?
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Did you surprise me? I surprised you. Do
you remember this place?
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No.
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It's the Spaghetti Factory. Remember, we
had our first 3 -2 beer here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Fifty cents a pitcher. Boy, those were
the days, huh?
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Hey, let's go relive those moments at
the place I lived in. My house.
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Katie! Katie!
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Bring Drew over!
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Oh, my God. Your grandparents are here?
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Yeah, they're just in town for one
night. and I didn't want to cancel our
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and I really wanted to see you. Come on.
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Take off that coat. Let me take a look
at you.
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Take off that dress. Let me take a look
at you.
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Sit down, Drew, and let's order dinner.
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Aren't you hot in that thing?
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No, I'm cold, actually.
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But you're sweating.
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Yeah, I'm cold because I'm wet.
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Then why are you sweating? Because of
this interrogation.
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Oh, my.
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Look at Drew under here, Edward.
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I can explain.
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He's wearing those walking shoes I was
telling you about.
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Oh, good. Hey, my favorite Greek tune.
Come on, Kate, let's dance.
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Listen,
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you probably noticed I had goosebumps
all night. I want to tell you why.
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I know why. And I've been getting them,
too. I've been dying to kiss you all
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night.
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Bro, no more of that.
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I mean, you know, not in front of
Grandma and Grandpa.
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It's so sweet that you care. You're the
first boyfriend I can introduce to my
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relatives and not worry about what he's
going to do next.
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Oh, I'm sure they all had good
intentions.
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Why don't you go back to the table? I'm
going to use the phone.
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and chips.
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Okay, listen, I need a big favor. How
soon are you going to get to my house?
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Uh, it all depends on traffic.
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Okay, listen, I'm stuck at the Greek
restaurant on Euclid. That chargeco
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backfired. You gotta get over here right
away with a pair of pants and a shirt.
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Alright, what do you want?
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Jeans, khakis, or something fun?
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What do you want to say about Drew
tonight?
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Just get the hell over here.
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Hey, that cereal's nothing but sugar.
Put it back.
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Casual, we got blues, we got browns, we
got blacks. I got the whites.
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Excuse me, is it summer?
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Put that back.
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Oh. Cas, you're still here?
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Yes, apparently we disagree on what you
look best in. Yeah, couldn't figure out
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which one of your features to downplay.
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How about this?
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Wait,
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I think Lassie's trying to tell us
something.
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Questions I want to ask it.
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How's Grandma and Grandpa?
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Oh, they're fine.
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In fact, they want to invite you to our
family reunion.
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It's formal, though, so you might want
to gussy up your genitals.
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Your grandparents were there?
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And they saw your squeaky toy?
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You two will have a lot to talk about.
Good luck.
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And, Kate, I'd just like to point out
that me showing my planner's work to
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aunt suddenly doesn't seem so bad, does
it?
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I'm really sorry. I just didn't want to
be boring. I wanted to be exciting like
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all those other dates you had.
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What are you talking about?
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The other night after the planetarium.
We sat on the couch. I went to kiss you.
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You fell asleep.
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Drew, is that what you thought? That I
was bored?
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Drew, I fell asleep because I'm so
comfortable with you.
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That's a good thing.
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What about all that wild sex you had
with all those guys you told me about?
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Drew, my wild sex days are over.
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I've rushed into bed with someone.
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It's never worked out, and I don't want
to screw this up. I just want to take it
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slow with you, okay?
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Well, if we're going to kiss like this
and take it slow, I might as well go put
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on some pants.
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Listen, you don't want to take it slow
over anything you saw tonight, do you?
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Because, you know, it was cold in there,
and I was on top of two Greek guy's
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shoulders.
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Oh, kids, you only have one honeymoon.
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Miss Slaughter, Steve and I have been
waiting for you down at the restaurant
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over an hour.
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Oh, my God, I finally...
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