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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,179 You know, we're going to be the best looking guys at our reunion. 2 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:06,230 Hello. 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,660 Hello. Hello. 4 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:10,190 Hello. 5 00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:15,590 So we meet again. 6 00:00:15,591 --> 00:00:20,019 Are you ready to admit you're just a duplicate staring at me from an 7 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,070 universe? 8 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:22,990 No? 9 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,180 You're good, all right. 10 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,140 One of these days you've got to slip up. 11 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:39,140 You brought friends? 12 00:00:44,431 --> 00:00:49,259 Well, it's not going to be so calm at a time like this. 13 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:52,030 Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm bringing a date. 14 00:00:52,031 --> 00:00:56,419 Wait a minute. I thought we all agreed to go stag and hit on lesbians who 15 00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:57,470 couldn't cut it. 16 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:58,950 No, 17 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,770 I got something to prove to some of my former classmate. 18 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:05,599 Those old, so fine young men with their fancy cars and their store -bought 19 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,650 underwear. Yeah. 20 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:09,759 Never seen me out with a girl, huh? 21 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,299 Well, I'll show them all tonight. 22 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:12,840 Well, so who are you taking? 23 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,610 Well, let's just say we all had a crush on her in high school. 24 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:17,910 See ya. 25 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:19,910 Thought his mom a wig. 26 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:23,470 That's my guess. 27 00:01:23,471 --> 00:01:27,119 So, are there any girls from the past you were open to hook up with tonight? 28 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,740 Well, you know, I'm kind of picky. 29 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,760 As long as it's not a head in a box. 30 00:01:32,451 --> 00:01:39,139 Sour's getting ready for this damn reunion. I desperately need some 31 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,200 Please be kind. 32 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:47,560 Oh, my God, Kate, you're beautiful. 33 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:49,880 You're just beautiful. 34 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:51,900 Oh, Drew, you always say that. 35 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,100 I know you'll tell me the truth. How do I look? 36 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:07,170 On the Oswald Harvey scale, I'd say you'd rate a six. 37 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:10,760 Just a six? 38 00:02:10,870 --> 00:02:12,550 That's great. It only goes up to six. 39 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:13,950 It starts at three. 40 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:17,330 Well, thanks. 41 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:20,470 You guys look great, too, and you smell good. What is that? 42 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:21,820 Avon race car. 43 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:26,790 True. Liquor and Tums. 44 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:28,900 Are you nervous? 45 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,800 Yes. Me, too. Do you guys remember the last big dance we went to together? 46 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:35,960 Yeah, we couldn't get dates, so we had to go together. 47 00:02:35,961 --> 00:02:39,069 Wait a minute, Judy, you had a date. You broke it off to go with Kate. 48 00:02:39,070 --> 00:02:40,130 You canceled a date? 49 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:43,520 Well, yeah, I had that crush on you back in high school, you know. 50 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,120 Yeah, but I didn't know you didn't go on a date for me. 51 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:47,750 Oh, it's a good thing I did. 52 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,989 That girl I was gonna go out with ended up killing her husband with a claw 53 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:51,040 hammer. 54 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:55,450 Well, I made a big mistake that night. 55 00:02:55,451 --> 00:02:58,749 The right guy was standing right in front of me, and I let him slip away 56 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:00,069 I didn't think he was cool enough. 57 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:00,729 Who's that? 58 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:01,780 Patrick Wells. 59 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:02,870 Patrick Wells? 60 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:07,090 The nerdy kid who sat next to me in my Star Trek three -dimensional chess club? 61 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:12,499 Anyway, he's one of those computer zillionaires now, and he's still single. 62 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,519 tired of dating guys who can't pick up a check. 63 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,680 Tonight, I saved the last dance for him. 64 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:21,060 Oh, I remember that guy. He actually tried to get into my barbershop quartet. 65 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,450 Loser! 66 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,390 Hey, bud, the airport cops are towing your limo. 67 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,930 Hi, 68 00:04:26,931 --> 00:04:31,379 do we have time to stop by the hotel or are we going straight to the interview? 69 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:32,700 Holy crap, this is working. 70 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,440 I mean, welcome to Cleveland. I'm Louis. 71 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:39,350 I'm afraid there's no time to stop at your hotel. 72 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:41,800 Oh, yeah, sorry. 73 00:04:41,801 --> 00:04:44,769 You're going to love this city. You've got a lot of fans here. 74 00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:47,720 Attention, ugly people. I repeat, attention, ugly people. 75 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:51,120 Miss Bo Derek is in a hurry and would like you to step aside. 76 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:52,910 Get your eyes down. 77 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:11,680 Well, there sure are a lot of old people here. 78 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:14,690 Hey, Cindy, Cindy, Cindy. 79 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:16,320 Cindy, Cindy. 80 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:20,090 Wow, she remembers us. 81 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:22,990 How are you guys doing? 82 00:05:22,991 --> 00:05:25,749 Good. We're just reliving some old times with Cindy. 83 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:30,569 Hey, did you see any of the guys from my old barbershop, Cortana? Everybody's 84 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,689 changed so much, I don't know how I'm going to recognize them. 85 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:35,910 Oh, someone's in the gym with Oswald. 86 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:37,930 Someone's in the gym with Oswald. 87 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:54,950 High school gym. 88 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:59,050 Well, I thought maybe you could give these kids a pep talk. Can it slap. 89 00:05:59,051 --> 00:06:04,119 This is your high school reunion and you brought me here as your date, right? 90 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,860 You can make anything sound creepy. 91 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,940 Okay, look, here's the truth. 92 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:13,850 Believe it or not, I was very unpopular in high school. 93 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,480 I never even had one lousy date. 94 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:17,310 Not one? 95 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,490 No, nothing. 96 00:06:18,491 --> 00:06:21,819 I even volunteered to be the yearbook photographer just so people would look 97 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:22,870 me. 98 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:25,850 One hour from you would change my life. 99 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:28,320 Okay. 100 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:31,649 You've touched me with your story. As long as you don't touch me with anything 101 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:36,230 else, you've got an hour. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 102 00:06:36,890 --> 00:06:38,750 Okay, you're on the clock, baby. Smile. 103 00:06:43,790 --> 00:06:44,840 Oh, my God. 104 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:47,490 Lewis finally did it. He built the Bobot. 105 00:06:50,770 --> 00:06:53,210 That's right, everybody. It's me, Lewis. 106 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:58,210 And the same hands that shave infected monkeys down at drug co. are now around. 107 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:24,970 Not here yet. 108 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:27,130 Well, then let's go in another direction. 109 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,780 The guy whose picture we forgot to put in the yearbook. 110 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:32,880 Hey, they're talking about you, Drew. 111 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,620 Oh, I hate that guy. 112 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,460 He was vice president of the math league. 113 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,859 sure you've had many accomplishments since what have you been up to uh well i 114 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:11,719 now work at the winford louder department store winford louder oh my 115 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,539 still got the same job you had in high school no no actually i'm now the 116 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:20,019 assistant director of personnel so you're just a heartbeat away from 117 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:24,759 personnel wow i guess constitutionally the two of you can't take the same bus 118 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:30,440 right i got one more question drew now we sent the invitation 119 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:35,069 To your parents' home. Now, please, tell me you don't still live with your 120 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:37,130 parents. No, no, I bought it from them. 121 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,320 Even the furniture? 122 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:40,780 Most of it. 123 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:43,940 So you're kind of like that guy in Psycho, huh? 124 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,700 No, no, you're not. He actually saw a naked girl once. 125 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:13,750 you dance with me, are you? 126 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:15,800 Kelly Walker? 127 00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:18,310 Head cheerleader Kelly Walker? 128 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:19,680 You remember me? 129 00:09:19,681 --> 00:09:23,349 How could I forget you? I thought about you all the time. I had a dollar for 130 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:25,990 every time I saved it from pirates or Indians. 131 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,200 That's sweet. 132 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:32,589 Hey, listen, Drew, I'm going to go request a slow phone, so you stay right 133 00:09:32,590 --> 00:09:33,640 there. 134 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,070 Yeah, then we'll hurry back. 135 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,530 And don't you go sobering up. 136 00:09:36,731 --> 00:09:43,159 this crazy? Why would the head shooter be interested in me all of a sudden? 137 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,479 Didn't she hear all that about the loser who lives at his parents' house and 138 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,879 it's always at the same place in distance high school? 139 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,339 Well, let me tell you how it looks to a single woman. 140 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:56,080 No ex -wife, no alimony, steady job and you own your own house. 141 00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:57,870 You're a catch. 142 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,810 Well, I've never known Bo Derek to lie to me before. 143 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:06,610 Hey, Drew, why don't you do me a favor and dance with Bo Derek? 144 00:10:06,611 --> 00:10:09,309 Just go to the bathroom, Lewis. I told you I won't run away. 145 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:10,360 Okay. 146 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:13,230 So, you ready, Drew? 147 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:16,320 Wow. 148 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:19,640 I'm going to get to faith. I thought I've only fed to my pillow. 149 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:22,230 Excuse me, Bo Derek. 150 00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:24,870 I have to go dance with the head cheerleader. 151 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:28,720 Hi. 152 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:34,400 You boys don't mind if I sit here, do you? 153 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:35,820 What a night. 154 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,929 Go for the good -looking guys. 155 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,290 I was so shallow. 156 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:45,349 But I've grown up. Now I'm looking for a guy with money. You know what I'm 157 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:46,670 talking about, don't you? 158 00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:52,750 You never talked to us in high school. Why should we give a damn now? 159 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:00,440 Oswald? 160 00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:03,029 Oswald Harvey? That's what it says in my underwear. 161 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:06,439 We were in Spanish class together. I'm sure you don't even remember me. 162 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:10,119 I'm sorry, but I... I had such a crush on you, and you've only gotten better 163 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,170 looking. 164 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,560 Well, hey, you look good, too. 165 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,800 How could I forget you? 166 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,520 You remember that girl that had the same first name as you? 167 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,350 What was her name? 168 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,080 Joe, Patrick just got here, and it's already last call. 169 00:11:28,081 --> 00:11:32,399 Oh, hey, don't worry about it. Hey, listen, everybody, since it's last call, 170 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,230 don't we keep the party going at my house? I got Monopoly. 171 00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:36,600 I got risk. 172 00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:38,330 A garage full of beer. 173 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:44,650 No kidding. 174 00:11:44,651 --> 00:11:48,389 You were there when the football team pants me at the memorial service for 175 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:49,440 dead kid. 176 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:53,830 Yeah, the first time it was funny. The second time it was sad. 177 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,250 The third time it was funny again. 178 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,130 Can I get you another beer, Kate? 179 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,070 Oh, gee, Patrick. 180 00:12:03,071 --> 00:12:09,779 Oh, what the heck. It'd be fun to see what having two beers in a night would 181 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:10,830 like. 182 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:16,840 And that's Drew's basement, which brings us back to Drew's kitchen. 183 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,860 Oh, by the way, I love you. 184 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,440 Oh, Lois, you don't even know me. 185 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,140 You're infatuated with my public image. 186 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,850 Oh, wow. 187 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,260 You are so smart. 188 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:31,310 I love you. 189 00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:35,240 Missy, I don't know how you arranged this. 190 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,580 There is no way that she's your date. 191 00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:40,779 This is even more pathetic than when you used to drive by the school with a 192 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:42,460 cardboard cutout of Donna Summer. 193 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:47,780 Well, that's because I... Well, Bo and I are... You're right. 194 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,420 Louis isn't my date. 195 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:51,730 He's my boyfriend. 196 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:01,370 I'll bet you don't believe we have sex together either, huh? 197 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:10,119 You know, sometimes when you haven't seen somebody in a while, it can be kind 198 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,160 awkward, but I feel totally comfortable. 199 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,480 You sure the door's locked? Mm -hmm. 200 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,260 Having fun, Oswald? 201 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,590 You bet. 202 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:24,599 Now, we'll need a safe word you can say to let me know if things get too 203 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,980 intense. Now, what should we use? 204 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,960 How about Porky Parker? 205 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:32,230 No. 206 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:35,820 That was the name of a fat girl. all in my homeroom class. 207 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,070 Don't use that. That would really ruin the mood. 208 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,220 Oswald, I'm Porky Parker. 209 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:44,230 No. 210 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,630 Porky was huge. 211 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,150 Porky. 212 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,600 So, how the hell are you? 213 00:13:52,601 --> 00:13:57,519 We made out together once in your basement. Then you said I was going to 214 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,639 girlfriend. And the next day at school, you acted like you didn't even know me. 215 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,690 But you were fat. 216 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:10,969 everyone's coat so they all get to see you like this no porky porky no no porky 217 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:15,029 porky no don't do this porky porky i don't mean to be rude i just don't know 218 00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:21,609 your real name porky porky lewis lewis lewis oh my god oswald yeah 219 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,790 they've landed did they probe you 220 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:00,479 And, you know, maybe if you're not busy tomorrow night, maybe you and me can go 221 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,219 out or something. 222 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,390 You know, I understand if you don't want to. 223 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,639 Drew, I'd like to give you a stronger signal, but there are too many people 224 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,690 around. 225 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,110 Cool. 226 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:21,520 So maybe I'll pick you up tomorrow about 8. 227 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:24,280 Sure. Oh, gee, wait. 228 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:27,350 No, um, you probably shouldn't beat me up. 229 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:29,130 My landlord thinks we moved out. 230 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:36,569 We? Me and my ex still lives with me. But he doesn't mind me dating. I can do 231 00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:37,620 right in front of him. 232 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:39,600 He wouldn't care. 233 00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:47,009 Uh, maybe we should just meet somewhere for dinner instead. 234 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,330 Yeah, dinner would be nice. 235 00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:50,050 Oh, shoot, no. 236 00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:53,280 Tomorrow's the day I pick up Hubert from the honor farm. 237 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,550 Hubert? Yeah, he's my oldest. 238 00:15:57,551 --> 00:16:01,869 You know, I'm doing the best I can with him, but I swear to God that boy is 239 00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:02,950 going to hang someday. 240 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:09,960 Boy, that all -American smile sure has gotten you a long way, hasn't it? 241 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:13,720 Kate, 242 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,030 I'm going to tell you a little secret. 243 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,450 I had a crush on you in high school. 244 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:26,700 Really? 245 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,150 I've got another secret. 246 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:29,900 I still do. 247 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:36,830 Patrick, if I knew then what I know now, my life would have been so much richer. 248 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,910 Hey, hey, have you guys seen Bo Derek? 249 00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:45,829 No. Well, if you do, tell her Oswald and I weren't really having sex. It just 250 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:46,880 looked like it. 251 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,580 Here's your runaway screaming, too. 252 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,260 No, I'm the one that did the running. 253 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:07,550 I know, it's true what they say, you can't go home again. 254 00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:10,259 You can't go to Kelly's house either, there's that Uber kid probably waiting 255 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,460 there with a steak knife. 256 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:17,279 I can't believe it, even with my pick of every girl in high school, I still 257 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,600 can't find the right woman. 258 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,690 Don't say that, Drew. 259 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,250 You never know, the perfect woman can be right around the corner. 260 00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:28,580 Right around the corner where the bus stop is... Boogers! 261 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,930 Boogers! 262 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:35,620 Drew, thanks for a great party. 263 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,270 Kate and I are heading out for a late fight. 264 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,150 Long way from the Star Trek chess club, huh, Patrick? 265 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,270 Light years. 266 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,250 Listen, Drew, before I go, you're her best friend, right? 267 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,500 Give me some tip. Kate's great. 268 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,290 How do I make sure this thing works out right? 269 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:57,760 Well, don't wait 20 years to tell her how you feel about her. 270 00:17:57,761 --> 00:18:01,169 Don't wait 20 years comparing her to every woman you ever go out with because 271 00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:03,249 you're too gutless to go for the one you should have. 272 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,720 You're not going to be happy about it, believe me. 273 00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,940 Jeez, Drew, sounds like you want to be more than just friends. 274 00:18:08,941 --> 00:18:12,229 Yeah, you know, if I thought I had a chance, I'd get down on my knees and ask 275 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:15,709 her to marry me right now, but that's never going to happen. I'm not rich like 276 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:16,910 you are. I'm not handsome. 277 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:19,010 I've only loved her my whole life. 278 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:21,100 All right. 279 00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:25,730 I don't know how much of that I can use, but... Thanks a lot. 280 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:30,630 Hey, uh... You ready to go, Kate? 281 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:33,470 Uh, I don't know. Maybe some other time. 282 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,170 Uh, I'm a little tired. 283 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,160 Okay. 284 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:39,290 Here you go. Thanks. 285 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:51,560 Hey, Drew. Hey. 286 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:57,109 I thought you and Patrick were, uh... Nah, he's a nice guy. He's just not the 287 00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:58,160 right guy. 288 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,690 Wow, you remember this song? 289 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:03,170 Yeah. I used to pick up chairs with this song. 290 00:19:17,641 --> 00:19:23,089 That's the name of that dead kid from high school. I've been trying to 291 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:24,140 it all night long. 292 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,670 Shut up and dance. 293 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,960 is never, ever pick on people named Carrie. 294 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:16,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23363

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