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Hey, pig.
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Guess what?
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Last night, your brother proved his love
to me.
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Did he open his eyes when he touched
you?
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No. He finally gave me the engagement
ring.
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Ah, I guess the family tree finally
rotted out.
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Hey, bro.
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Honey, you forgot something when you
left. What? Your sugar.
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Hey, you two, get a stable.
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Remember the stable?
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Look at her.
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She's glowing.
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Yeah, that's how nature tells us it's
dangerous.
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Ian, what's the way you're looking
lately? One week you're wearing woman's
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dresses, the next week you're dressed
like a man. I beg your pardon, I am not
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dressed as a man.
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I am a rough -and -tumble tomboy.
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Well, that Y chromosome really bugs the
hell out of you, doesn't it?
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Nevertheless, I actually came by because
I have a favor to ask.
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Mimi and I can't afford a wedding hall,
and her apartment is really tiny, and
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her father is paying for the honeymoon.
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Do you think Mimi and I could get
married at your house, bro?
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Yeah, I guess.
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At least that way I'd be able to throw
up in my own toilet.
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Thanks a lot.
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Oh, I won't forget this.
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Hey, Drew, we have come up with
something that is going to make us rich.
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Get ready to call us geniuses.
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And why not? I call the slow kid at the
newsstand Captain every morning.
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Hey, go on the Internet and punch in www
.buybuzzbeer .com.
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BuzzBeer doesn't have a website.
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Wow. We do now.
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Welcome. You've got beer.
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Check out some of the options you can
click on. History of Buzz Beer, Miss
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Beer. What's that?
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That's Kate's head.
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Pamela Anderson's breast.
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The old one, not the new one.
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And Neil Armstrong's leg. The first legs
to walk on the moon.
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Out of order.
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We have 200 hits so far.
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With all the money we're going to make,
we can throw Kate a great birthday
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party. We really got to make up for last
year.
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Louder! This is louder!
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This is louder! Look at my engagement
ring!
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I'm marrying Drew's brother, Steve.
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Carrie, is this true?
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Yeah, she's going to be my beast -in
-law.
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The Carries and the Bogus. Sex, our
interbreeding.
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I don't know what the children will look
like, but I'm sure one day they'll
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menace Tokyo.
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I'm off to my office for a little brandy
and a nice long nap.
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A glass of brandy and she's out like a
light, right?
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Yeah.
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Hello, can I have the coroner's office,
please?
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Hi, we have a pickup at Winford Louder.
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$300 today from internet orders.
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And we're doing a good deed by bringing
alcohol to shut -ins and people under
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house arrest.
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Why can't we put some of these boxes in
the trunk?
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Because it's full of our Y2K emergency
supplies.
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You think the world's really going to
end in three months? I hope so. I'm
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to break into those cans of ravioli.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, is your dad Paul Tanner?
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Is he here?
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Uh, he's in the shower, but he told us
to buy the beer for him.
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All right.
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We've got the money.
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Are those pop -tops or twist -offs?
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They're all twist -offs.
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See? There you go. There you go.
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Aw, don't you look like a big boy.
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Here's the rest of your beer, kitty. Oh,
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careful. Your shoelace is untied there.
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I'm going to make a great dad.
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Please, this is a thing. What?
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You're under arrest for selling beer to
minors.
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Are you the owners of that Buzz Beer
Internet site?
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No, we're FBI.
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Damn it. One hand doesn't know what the
other hand's doing.
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Yeah.
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On this matter of selling alcohol to
minors, I before of you plead.
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Your Honor, I believe I speak for
everyone when I say, ignore.
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I'm surprised you didn't just open the
bottles for them.
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Now, this charges a first -degree
misdemeanor.
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What have you got to say for yourself?
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Your Honor, it's all a big mistake.
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This will never happen again.
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We would never interfere with the sacred
right of parents, Hollywood, and Major
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League Sports to introduce our young
people to alcohol.
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Well, since Navia has a prior record,
and I believe this was unintentional,
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going to let you off with a warning.
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Oh, thank you, sir. And may I say that I
have a feeling there is something
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upright and magnificent under that robe.
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It was so close. I thought for sure we
were going to jail.
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Of course, in jail, I might have had a
date on my birthday.
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Ah, don't worry, Kate.
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We've got a little celebration planned.
What are you going to take out?
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Great. Just do it in the back of the
head so it's quick.
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Oh, my gosh. You hit a police car.
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Damn it.
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Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn
it.
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How did he do it, officer?
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Don't worry. There's no damage.
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Let's just separate these bumpers. Oh,
no problem. Got it.
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bumpers are separated, guess who'll be
on her way?
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You want to explain the gun and all this
money?
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It's really, it's our Y2K emergency
supplies for New Year's Eve when the
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goes out and the hall breaks loose.
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There's a pamphlet in here. Freeze!
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Selling beer to minors, a trunk full of
cash, a loaded gun.
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Cannot believe I let you people go.
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Well, I will not make that mistake
again.
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I don't know if this affects your
decision at all, but it's my birthday in
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days.
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Well, then I'd say we dismiss the case
and we all go down to Chuck E. Cheese.
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I know you're being sarcastic, but is
that really such a bad idea?
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Yes.
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Now, this pattern of behavior legally
defines you as a gang.
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Pattern of behavior?
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Judge people just by what they have in
their trunk?
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My dad had a trunk full of cash and
booze and guns, and he was just a dirty
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Yes, I knew him well.
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Now, we have a new law.
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Makes it a felony to participate in a
gang. Therefore, I'm issuing an
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which forbids any of you to come within
100 feet of each other.
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What? Come on, that's not really what
I'm...
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That's enough. That's enough. You
violate this injunction, you could each
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five to ten years in jail. Now, as soon
as you leave this courtroom, you four
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cannot legally be together.
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Wait a minute.
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You said when we leave this courtroom.
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Well... What if we were to stay right
here
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and party all night long?
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What would you do then?
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Effective immediately.
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The four of you no longer legally can be
together.
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Oh.
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Nothing further.
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Sorry, guys. I guess this is goodbye.
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Kate, I guess we're going to miss your
birthday.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to...
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Kate's dead.
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You guys might want to go in your castle
for a couple minutes.
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This isn't going to be pretty.
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May God rest your soul.
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I feel like the last man left alive in a
world ruled by
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apes.
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A pig.
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What are you doing here?
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Trying to turn this temple of failure
into a wedding chapel.
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This looks like a living room you'd see
on Cop.
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Well, Will, after I kill you... Steve!
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Steve!
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Steve! You thought you could change
stuff around for the wedding?
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We're not going to change a lot. It's
just that this is a big day for Mimi,
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she wants everything to look just right.
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Oh, well, in that case, all of this has
got to go.
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Why can't you just be happy for me?
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You see, this is what I have to put up
with every day of my life.
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Oh, I suppose now you're going to say
I'm a clumsy thing, too.
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You know, it's bad enough I'm not
allowed to see my three best friends
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You know I don't have a girlfriend.
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I don't want to be Mimi right now.
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Hey, look, I'm sorry.
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Let's just forget about it. We'll get a
beer. We'll go catch up.
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I'd love to stay and talk with you,
Drew, but I gotta go get fitted for my
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Your tuck?
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This is supposed to be the biggest day
in a drag queen's life.
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You've been... You've been waiting for
30 years to walk down the aisle in Mom's
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wedding dress.
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Mimi wants me to dress like a man.
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She says she won't have sex with me if
I'm in drag.
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Great, that's money in the bank.
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All right, let's just drop the whole
thing, okay? Oh, I get it.
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You're whipped.
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No, I'm not, said Whippy McWooverson
from Whipsville.
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That's it. Mimi, get in here.
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Yeah.
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Look, I've been waiting my entire life
to wear a wedding gown.
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I'm wearing a wedding gown.
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That's the way it is. End of story. The
man has spoken.
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No!
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All right, well, I better get going
because the touch -up's coming.
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Don't do that again.
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Gentlemen, this is Drew Carey.
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Drew, like you, Everyone here has been
separated from someone they care about
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because of that unconstitutional gang
law.
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We're all in this together.
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Can I talk to you all quiet for a
second?
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Speak freely, Drew. We're all friends
here.
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Well, not that guy and that guy.
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I don't think I belong here.
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Mr. Carey, joining us in our lawsuit is
your best hope of ever seeing your
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friends again.
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Gentlemen, as our first order of
business is, how do we kill Superman?
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No,
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this is serious!
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Suddenly I can't hang out with my
homies?
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These are guys I grew up with.
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They're like family to me.
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And it's tearing me up inside.
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I miss my friends, too.
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Shut up, jackass!
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What gang you in, the Apple Dumpling
Gang?
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Sorry I'm late. I had a thing.
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What'd I miss?
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All right, that's it.
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You know what?
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this law is a damn good law and I think
some people shouldn't be allowed to hang
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out together. I'm going to take my
chances on my own.
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Well, that was a little awkward.
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What's your problem?
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Hey, hey, maybe it's your problem
because you're looking at me.
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Why not come up here? We'll discuss it.
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I mean it.
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Come on, I just made pudding.
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To hell with you. I got a phone call.
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Hello?
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Hey, it's me. What you doing, buddy?
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Dancing in my underwear in front of the
window.
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You?
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Nothing.
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So listen.
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It's really lonely around here without
you guys.
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I miss you, guy. What's going on at
work?
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I love you, Drew.
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You've been drinking, too, huh?
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Yeah.
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You know, this really sucks.
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And you know what tomorrow is? It's
Kate's birthday.
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You know she's going to be sitting at
home all alone, depressed, nobody to
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her up?
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Hey, don't underestimate Kate. If I know
her, she's found some way to keep
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herself busy.
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Yeah, you're right.
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She doesn't want to make her own fun.
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You know what I'm really worried about
is Oswald. You know, he doesn't do well
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on his own.
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Nah, it's okay. He's at his mom's house.
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This is really stupid.
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We haven't missed one another's birthday
since we've known each other. We
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shouldn't miss this one.
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Yeah, you're right. You know what? We
should go down to Warsaw and take it
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like we planned.
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So what if we go to prison? I basically
live in a room with a toilet anyway.
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Wait, wait, I just had a great idea.
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What kind of party can you throw where
no one either cares or knows who you
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Any one of yours, Drew.
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Oh, no, a costume party.
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Oh.
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Dibs on Jar Jar Binks.
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Look, you call Oswald's, I'll start
inviting people, and I'll call Kate,
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her the party's on.
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Great. Oh, hey, Drew, before you go, you
know that thing I said about loving
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you?
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Yeah.
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Well, you never said it back.
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Okay, Lewis.
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I love you.
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I know.
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Put him up, put him up, put him... What
are you staring at? It's a casual day at
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work.
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Did you, by any chance, forget to tell
people it was a costume party?
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Well, I had to make the call quick,
because I got caught eating cereal in
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family room, and my mom cut off my phone
privileges.
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Thanks.
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Let me guess.
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Oswald screwed up? Yep.
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May I find your tail, Drew? My guess.
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Idiot!
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Kate, Kate, Kate, stop it. People are
starting to stare.
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Hey, we're not the only ones in costume.
Look, some guy came dressed as a cop.
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Well, well, well, the master criminals
finally slip up. How'd you find us?
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I thought your car was parked out front,
Sheldon.
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Well, if we do go to prison, at least I
got a big metal plate covering my ass.
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According to these recommendations from
Judge Crawford, I'm now supposed to
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indict you all for several gang -related
felonies.
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Am I missing something?
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You're supposed to be a gang.
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Your Honor, no. I tried to quit the
gang, but they threatened me. I'll
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against them.
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Your Honor, we're not a gang.
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We're just a group of friends.
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Gangs do nothing but get together and
cause trouble. We only try to help each
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other. We keep each other out of
trouble.
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I got my head caught in the stairs.
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Technically, you're still a gang.
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Then, Your Honor, let me tell you about
another gang.
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George Washington.
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Thomas Jefferson.
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Benjamin Franklin.
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And they call themselves colonists.
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Easy, Kitty.
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Let me cut to the chase.
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What you're saying is that my colleague
did not follow the original intent of
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the law.
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Hey, yes.
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Yes. Good.
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Based on that and the fact that if we
keep you separated, you'll eventually
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new friends and there'll be four groups
of stupid people instead of one group of
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four stupid people.
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I've decided to reverse the previous
ruling and order that you associate only
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with each other.
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Now wait, you're not getting off that
easy. The gun in your trunk should not
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have been loaded.
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So I'm sentencing you to a five -hour
seminar.
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Seminar? That doesn't sound so bad. Oh,
you think you're so tough, Gary? Oh,
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yeah, you're a big fan of the street
snob of the prison. You'll just be new
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meat.
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How much longer?
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About four hours. By the way, happy
birthday. Thanks.
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I just wish someone would have done that
for me.
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