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Come along, everyone. It's Winfred
Loudon and Ida Jacobsfield.
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Come along.
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Oh,
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I'm sorry, Johnson. I don't have your
ticket. Oh, that's right. You're fired.
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I'm sorry, old boy. I didn't mean to
tell you this way. I wanted to tell you
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this way.
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You're out!
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Crummy feet.
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Oh, nice.
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Stuck behind you at a baseball game?
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Ah, the crack of your ass and the roar
of your colon.
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But on the bright side, B .B., you'll
have front row seats for the seventh
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inning scratch.
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O 'Brien, get the coffee.
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Gary, where's Wick? He's downstairs
handing out baseball tickets. Oh, then
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leave him a note.
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would have killed that fly.
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Oh, one more thing.
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O 'Brien, my cushion is flat.
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It's getting old.
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God knows where it's been, but it should
be good for one more ball game. Blow it
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up. I'll be right back.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm one step away from actually putting
my lips on her ass.
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I'll stop Mimi.
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Hey, everybody, guess who's here? The
most beautiful woman in the world.
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Cher?
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No, my mom.
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Cher?
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Someone else has finally taken my place
in your heart?
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Come on, Mrs. Harvey, I'm almost middle
-aged. I think we can stop this little
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crush game.
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Well, last time we saw you, you were
getting ready to get married.
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So, where's the new husband?
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Oh, my God, you cut his throat?
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No.
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No, we decided to call it off.
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Turns out he wanted to have kids.
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There's no way I'm putting myself
through that living hell again.
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No offending.
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I was a big baby.
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So what are you going to do now?
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I'm moving back to Cleveland.
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Yeah, she's going to open up her own
hair salon. I'm going to be her
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With what?
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Well, for my workers' comp money from
when I almost choked to death.
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You never did tell me what happened,
honey. Well, I don't like to brag, but
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because of me, they don't call those
little styrofoam packing things peanuts
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anymore.
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Yeah, and if this complaint about road
apples holds up, we're going to
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Disneyland.
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I got a good buy on a shop, and it's in
great condition, except it's got this
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big hole in the roof.
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Hey, she's my girlfriend. She's a
handywoman. She can fix anything.
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Well, that sounds great.
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I'm so glad you finally met someone
special.
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Does she like Cher?
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No, and I'm not obsessed by Cher.
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All right, I'm sorry.
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What's her name?
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Sharon.
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What's that?
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Ah, it's my beeper. I'm working for Mrs.
Louder. I wonder what the old witch
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wants now.
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Bad cheese?
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That could mean millions of things.
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God, I hate this job.
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Hey.
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I'm going to be looking for someone to
help out at the salon. Why don't you
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be my assistant?
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Really? Yeah.
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No more Mrs. Louder?
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Wait a second.
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Have you ever said the words, no matter
how hard I scream, do not let go of the
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applicator?
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Before we go, I got some good news.
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Oswald's mom needs the roof of her salon
fixed, and you're gonna do it.
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Whoa, slow down. I've never done a roof
before.
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So what? You can do anything.
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Listen, you already got your
contractor's license, so you need a
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confidence in yourself.
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I don't know.
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It's just a matter of trying something,
that's all.
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Remember, you used to think having sex
with me was, like, the most repulsive
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thing in the world? Now we're almost
doing it with the life on.
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You're right.
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What am I afraid of? I'll just climb up
there and do the best job I can.
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Sounds like Carrie's getting lucky
again.
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Hey, Drew. Hey. Hey, Sharon.
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Louder! Get your butt out here!
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What the hell is the matter with you, O
'Brien?
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You said you wanted me to do your
laundry and make you dinner. Well, I did
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both. They're in here.
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night thinking how exactly i wanted to
say this to you and uh oh i hate you i
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hate you i hate you i hate you i hate
you i hate you i hate you i hate you i
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hate you i hate you i hate you i hate
you i hate you i quit
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You know, I left school early last
night. Drove like a maniac through that
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storm, so we could hang out together.
Where were you? I had to work late. I
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wanted to finish the roof on Mrs.
Harvey's salon before the storm moved
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made it just in time.
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Wow, that's great. I knew you could do
it. You can do anything you put your
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to. You've been listening to those
positive attitude tapes I've been giving
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haven't you?
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No, sorry.
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I knew you wouldn't.
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So what'd you end up doing last night?
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Well, you know I love storms, so, uh,
until the power went out, I just kind
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of... Cranked some Zeppelin and raged to
the sky.
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Whenever I feel afraid... Hey,
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Drew, come out here!
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Yeah, you gotta see this!
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Oh, wow.
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It's like the beginning of 2001.
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Everyone always asks me that.
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Hey, Sharon, I thought you were going to
fix my roof last night. I did. You
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should check it out. It's beautiful.
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I was just there.
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Half the roof is still missing.
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That's impossible.
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I worked all night to get it done.
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Roofs don't just fly off.
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Oh, God, the storm.
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Oh, no.
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After all your hard work.
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And now Oswald's mom's going to have to
pay for another roof? Gee, it's
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horrible. Wait a minute. My mom
shouldn't have to pay. I mean, Sharon
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her a new roof. That's right, honey.
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Well, I guess I could put on another
roof, but I can't afford to do it now.
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Hey, wait a second.
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You know, it's not your fault the roof
blew off. You know, the insurance
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company's called it an act of God.
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Oh, well, I call it someone acting like
they knew how to put on a roof. Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody.
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Let's not point fingers here.
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Clearly, Oswald's mom is horribly wrong.
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What? Hey.
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Let's not start attacking moms unless
you're ready to talk about a certain
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door -bought Halloween costume.
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Big deal. She couldn't sew. At least I
wasn't a hobo eight years in a row.
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You know, I'm beginning to agree with
Drew, and I think you're being pretty
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unreasonable. I'd like the rest of my
money.
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Well, you're not getting the rest of
your money until I get a roof with a
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warranty of more than two hours. Hey,
what about me?
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I quit my job to work at this salon, and
I am not going back to work for the
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oldest surviving Confederate widow.
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And you're not getting any of my mom's
money, because you're wrong. You're
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all... wrong. And don't even think about
coming to the shop because you're all
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persona abraten.
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Drew, don't let the dog eat your
breakfast.
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Drew. What? Oh, I'm sorry. I already
ate. That's yours.
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Okay, scram, buddy.
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You okay, big fella?
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You talk young all night.
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Think about that stupid roof and how
we're all fighting about it.
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I haven't been this mad at Oswald since
he shot my dad.
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You shot your dad?
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Wait, let me start your story for you.
We were drinking. No, no, we were
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hunting.
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And the first time Oswald saw one of
those I'm with stupid T -shirts, he
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so hard he accidentally pulled the
trigger.
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I have a delivery for Drew Carey.
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I'm Drew Carey. Oh, may I please see
some ID?
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Not coffee.
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Oh, my... My new snow globes.
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What happened?
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Thank the God.
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Oh, really?
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Is this God's footprint?
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Yeah, that's God's, all right.
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And you'll be pleased to know that
thanks to your girlfriend, Sucky Ruth
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has moved out.
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Oh, no, you guys had a fight?
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Well, he said some things that can never
be unsaid. Wow, you guys have been
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together for 15 years.
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16 years this August, thanks for
mentioning it.
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Oh, and I have one more delivery for
Miss Sharon Bridges.
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Good day. I no longer wish to remain
under this roof in case she built it.
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You better run.
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Hey, careful, honey.
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The man who shot my pa.
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It's just a greeting card.
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From Oswald's mom.
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Oh, my God, she's suing me.
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Is that a greeting card for that?
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Oh, look.
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Little kitty cat's a lawyer.
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Drew, what do I do? I can't afford a
lawsuit.
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But there is no way I'm doing the work
twice.
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It's okay, because I've got a plan.
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Oswald's mom will only listen to Oswald,
right? Right.
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And Oswald will only listen to Lewis. So
we've got to get Lewis to talk to
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Oswald. Why?
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Because Oswald respects Lewis more than
any other man in the world.
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Why? We don't know.
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Well, what if Oswald won't listen to
Lewis?
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Well, there's always Professor Von Sock.
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Professor Von Sock? You mean that stupid
little sock puppet Lewis carries around
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with him? Hey, listen.
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First of all, He's a professor.
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Company?
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With this power?
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Hey,
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live in the storage locker?
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Yeah, it's the only place in my price
range that I really like.
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Look, uh, I know I've said this before,
but thanks for making me feel better
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about my life.
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Let me show you around.
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This is the kitchen.
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This is the bedroom.
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Over here is the living room. And should
the day ever come, that'll be the
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nursery.
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Where's the bathroom?
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Well, I've only been here two days. I
really haven't had to worry about it.
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beer. Thanks.
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So listen, I need to talk to you about
Oswald.
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Oswald who?
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His mom is important. His mom is doing
sharing.
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Really?
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Just like that family, cheap white
trash.
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You better not be living in there,
Knesset!
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I told you, I'm just moving my stuff
around!
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Look, this is really important.
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Oswald's the only one to get his mom to
drop a lawsuit, and you're the only one
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he'll listen to.
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Hey, he called me a loser.
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So I packed up everything I own in a
hefty bag and moved into the storage
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locker.
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Here's your paper.
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Okay, listen.
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I just talked to Oswald's mom.
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Here's my idea.
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Since her place has no roof, I say we
turn it into a beauty parlor slash
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salon.
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Well, what if it's raining out or if
it's cold or something?
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Why does everyone keep saying that?
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I guess you quit your job a little too
early, huh, Katie?
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Not necessarily.
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Oswald's mom says she's coming over to
talk to you tonight.
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Hey, good. Maybe she wants to apologize.
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Well, she just said she wanted to see
you alone because she wanted to show you
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something that might change your mind.
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Wait a minute, Drew.
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This is it.
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What you've been dreaming of for 30
years.
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The woman you've had a crush on your
entire life is coming over to seduce
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That's ridiculous.
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Is it?
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She's losing money every day that roof
is off, and you're the one who talked
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Sharon out of redoing the job.
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You guys are crazy.
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Oh, my God, the house is a mess.
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Come on, Loach, we're going to Warsaw.
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All right, let me take a shower first.
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I'll meet you outside.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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it never fails.
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Men.
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Hey, Drew.
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Oh, Mrs. Harvey, what an interesting
outfit you have on.
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Sorry about that.
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I was just at the Y working off a little
tension.
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You busy?
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Just doing some homework.
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Gosh,
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I hate this stuff.
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Why don't we take a look?
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Oh, who am I kidding? I was lousy in
school.
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I was always out screwing around.
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You mind if I have a beer?
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Sure, go ahead.
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Sharon's not here, is she?
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I know she's not.
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Kim? Pretty good.
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You know Drew.
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I know you care about her a lot, and I
know you think she's the best at what
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does, but... Well, believe me, Drew,
Sharon is inexperienced.
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And I've got something to show you
that'll prove it. No!
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I'm not having sex with you, Mrs.
Harvey.
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Drew, I, uh... I just wanted to show you
the inspection report on my roof.
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Gotcha.
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Let's see that report.
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The insurance company inspector looked
at the damage and said the contractor
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fixed the roof messed up.
285
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,149
Oh, wow. She used the wrong nails?
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Yeah. Apparently, roofers use a special
nail.
287
00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:04,449
Yeah, I know, but there's so many
different kinds of nails. How am I
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know what kind to use?
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00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:07,510
Well, they're called roofer's nails.
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I'm sorry, Drew.
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I don't want to sue anybody. I just want
to get my roof fixed.
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That's a nod.
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Don't say anything to Sharon, okay? I
swear to God I'll make this right.
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Well, I know you will.
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You're a good boy.
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00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,630
I'm, uh, really sorry about that little
misunderstanding just now.
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I hardly be able to look in the eye
anymore.
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00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,240
You never could, honey.
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00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,880
Hi, welcome to Tool Time.
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00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:38,220
As you can see, our 1955 ranch home
needs a lot of work.
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Especially the roof.
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00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,860
Where'd you get this tape?
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00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:45,410
Oh, they give it to you at Home Depot
for free when you buy nail.
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00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,580
Well, you ready to go?
305
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,700
Permit. We don't need no thinking
permit.
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00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:58,379
Hey, thanks for helping out, guys.
307
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,239
You know, if we can do this in a couple
days, we'll put this whole ugly chapter
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00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,320
in our lives behind us.
309
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:06,239
Sure, but if Sharon screwed this up,
what makes you think we won't? I'll tell
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you why, because we're going to use our
noggins.
311
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,150
Hey, Drew, I'm glad you apologized. Now
I can help you.
312
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:18,130
Hey, you didn't say he was gonna be
here.
313
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:22,460
Oswald?
314
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,200
Lewis?
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00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:26,919
You're looking good.
316
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:29,860
Thanks.
317
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:31,970
So how's the new place?
318
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:34,720
Uncomfortable.
319
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,900
Thought I'd be lonely, but I'm not. I'm
not either.
320
00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:43,509
You know, I was drinking last night, and
I got to throwing up, and I got to
321
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:44,560
thinking.
322
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:49,060
I really miss you, and I think we made a
mistake. I really miss you.
323
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,530
You had me at throwing up.
324
00:17:55,890 --> 00:18:00,230
I got four people now. This should take
no time at all, huh?
325
00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:07,740
Hey, look.
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00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:10,169
Hank's had one or two nails for Chingle
to do it.
327
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,220
Uh, actually, I was trying to kill an
ant.
328
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,590
Boy, she really isn't good, is she?
329
00:18:21,591 --> 00:18:26,849
Sharon, what are you doing here? I was
looking for my T -square.
330
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:30,189
I don't know what's going on, but you
guys couldn't be up here screwing
331
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:33,140
Hey, we're working hard here. This ain't
no playtime, lady.
332
00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,130
Going home, Mr. Potato Bug?
333
00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:36,400
I think not.
334
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,520
Uh, listen.
335
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:45,049
I didn't want to be the one to break
this to you, but... Here's the
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00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:46,100
report.
337
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:47,360
Rupert's mail.
338
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:48,560
Ah, crap.
339
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,109
heck am I going to be a real freaking
contractor?
340
00:18:51,110 --> 00:18:54,000
Well, first you've got to learn to swear
better than that.
341
00:18:55,830 --> 00:19:00,370
Listen, uh... This is all my fault.
342
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:03,320
The only mistake you made was listening
to me.
343
00:19:03,321 --> 00:19:06,189
Thanks, but that still doesn't explain
what you're doing up here.
344
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,570
Why didn't you just tell me?
345
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,530
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
346
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:14,810
Wow. If it weren't for those rat guys
staring at us, I'd kiss you right now.
347
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,640
guys. Come on, Sharon's going to help us
out.
348
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:34,600
You guys nailed yourselves to the roof,
didn't you?
349
00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,100
Maybe.
350
00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:47,330
Hey, it looks like rain.
351
00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:49,649
You know, maybe we should start again
tomorrow morning.
352
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:50,700
Yeah, good idea.
353
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,400
Oh, man, that's a big cloud. We're going
to get soaked.
354
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,260
Never fear, young Oswald.
355
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,859
My calculations show that the clouds
will miss us due to our low pressure
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system.
357
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,860
Professor Monsa!
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00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,270
Mrs.
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00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,240
Otter, thank God you're here.
360
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,400
So, you're looking rested.
361
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,480
So she has been here.
362
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,459
Who? The imposter that's telling
everyone that I'm quitting to work at a
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00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:24,710
parlor when everyone knows that I would
make half what I get here.
364
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,110
Have you seen her?
365
00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:31,959
That's you.
366
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,010
Fooled me, too.
367
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,800
Well, I suppose it could happen.
368
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,579
I'd hate to see you suffer from another
person's treachery. You can have your
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00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:41,359
job back.
370
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,410
Really? Thank you.
371
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,270
What's all?
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00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,450
Mimi.
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Got my job back.
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00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:58,700
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