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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,659 --> 00:00:08,028 Where's that girl from McKinley? Go ask her out. 2 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:09,709 Oh, no, I wouldn't know what to say. 3 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:13,809 Hey, come on. You got an automatic conversation starter, huh? It's your 4 00:00:13,810 --> 00:00:15,350 birthday. Go get her. 5 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:19,110 Hey, Kimberly, guess what? 6 00:00:19,321 --> 00:00:21,389 It's my birthday. 7 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:25,289 Wow, happy birthday, Oswald. Yeah, so, hey, you want to go out tonight? I got a 8 00:00:25,290 --> 00:00:26,550 birthday check for my mom. 9 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,720 My little butt head? What does that mean? 10 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,350 Oh, when I was born, I came out backwards, so they thought my butt was 11 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:37,750 I didn't have oxygen for two whole minutes. 12 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:43,060 Well, I'm kind of seeing somebody. 13 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:46,120 I should have thought so. Oh, look. 14 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,970 It's time for me to back away, grinning like an idiot. 15 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,750 Here I go. 16 00:00:51,331 --> 00:00:53,179 Hey, guys. 17 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:56,080 Oh, sorry, can't tonight, but next time maybe, okay? 18 00:00:56,081 --> 00:01:01,579 You know, it's your birthday, so I'll buy that. Ah, she's been after me for 19 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:03,080 months. That poor little thing. 20 00:01:03,081 --> 00:01:06,719 Who should be here any minute? I can't believe you asked us to meet him here. 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,119 I know. If I was getting dumped by my girlfriend, I'm not sure I'd want an 22 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,979 audience. That's not why we're here. We're here for support when he tells you 23 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:14,499 that he's a nine -to -fiver, not a full -time musician. 24 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,820 She's not going to dump him. 25 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:16,910 Uh -huh. 26 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,430 Okay, I'll take you're better off without her. 27 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:22,320 And you take I think I saw her in a porno. 28 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,510 Gee, thanks. 29 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,930 Okay, here we are, just a little bit further. 30 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:32,010 Oh, good idea, Pig, but eventually she's going to see us. 31 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,570 Who's that? 32 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,030 That's the woman that's propping up the blindfold industry. 33 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,730 Okay. 34 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:43,870 Here we are. 35 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,050 Where are we? 36 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:50,420 Darcy, this is my life. 37 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:55,960 I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes my life feels like this, too. 38 00:01:55,961 --> 00:02:00,769 I'm not really a full -time musician. I work days here at Winfrey Louder. 39 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:03,109 I was afraid if I told you, you'd think I was boring. 40 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:05,749 Is that why you dyed your hair back and shaved your beard? 41 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:06,469 Oh, yeah. 42 00:02:06,470 --> 00:02:08,709 That, plus I was tired of people yelling, Oh, my God, what happened to 43 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:09,760 Sutherland? 44 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:21,289 assume that I was some rock and roll groupie who only dates musicians and 45 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:24,290 the rest of the world is a bunch of pathetic Dilberts? 46 00:02:26,910 --> 00:02:27,960 You mean you're not? 47 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:29,410 No. Really? 48 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:35,290 Oh, well, let me show you around. This is my desk, and this is my cubicle. 49 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:37,950 Open the drawers and see all the people. 50 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:44,649 Hey, I think I dropped my earring somewhere between here and the elevator, 51 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:46,330 I'll be right back. 52 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:04,070 You're better off without her. 53 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,890 I think I saw her in a porno. 54 00:03:50,901 --> 00:03:52,889 Hey, Drew. 55 00:03:52,890 --> 00:03:53,749 What's doing? 56 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,160 Saying goodnight to a girl I met on the internet. 57 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:58,720 Night, honeybee 28. 58 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:04,569 I know what's going on here, Drew. You're still hurting over Dorothy, but 59 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:06,010 can't hide out in cyberspace. 60 00:04:06,011 --> 00:04:08,509 We just don't feel like going out right now, okay? 61 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:11,409 And I gotta tell you, even though I met her online just two hours ago, I know 62 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:13,609 more about her than women I've dated for months. 63 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:14,549 That's great. 64 00:04:14,550 --> 00:04:15,630 What's her real name? 65 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:16,920 I don't know. 66 00:04:17,321 --> 00:04:19,369 Hey, everybody. 67 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:23,140 Hey. There's the birthday boy. You ready for your birthday tackle? 68 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,330 What? 69 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:35,660 Can we do the rest of these some other time? 70 00:04:35,661 --> 00:04:39,939 What's the matter, buddy? Because we're not making the choo -choo noises? 71 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:40,990 No. 72 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,210 It's my mom. 73 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,690 That check she gave me for my birthday bounced. 74 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,020 I'm really sorry, man. What happened? 75 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:52,539 Yeah, and your mom was always so good with money. Her partner cleared out 76 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:55,599 business accounts. You may lose the hair salon and the bank might put clothes on 77 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,559 her house. 78 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,700 Wow. One of our parents is broke. 79 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,490 It's happening. 80 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:04,470 The parents are becoming the kids and the kids are becoming the parents. 81 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,560 But the kids are still kids and there are no parents. 82 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,680 Ice cream for dinner. Hey. 83 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,840 You're talking about my mom, you idiot. 84 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,100 I'm sorry. That was insensitive. 85 00:05:18,601 --> 00:05:25,669 Hey, uh, she had other savings. What about that money she put away to send 86 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:26,329 to college? 87 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:29,050 Nah, she blew that on an RV the week after my SATs. 88 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:34,860 Hey. 89 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:37,790 That's crazy. You'd never do it. What? 90 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:43,430 Only a desperate, foolhardy loser with no dignity or self -respect would pass. 91 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:48,780 Hey, I think I got something for you. Lay it on me, big boy. 92 00:05:48,911 --> 00:05:50,899 Okay, look. 93 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:54,879 There's a product test going on down at Drug Co. They need male volunteers to 94 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,580 test out women's breast implants. 95 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,780 I could do that. 96 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,370 Do the women mind if you giggle when you touch them? 97 00:06:09,351 --> 00:06:16,759 They implant them in your chest, okay? And then they take them out later to see 98 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:17,810 how they held up. 99 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:21,679 Does Draco have any real scientists, or is it just an elaborate game of truth or 100 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,730 dare? 101 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:27,110 And they actually think a guy would do that for any amount of money? $10 ,000. 102 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,150 $20 ,000 if you don't mind posing for the Draco calendar. 103 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,020 And it's only temporary? 104 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,640 No, no, no, no, no. 105 00:06:34,641 --> 00:06:40,819 No, I'm not going to do it. I mean, there must be some other way we can come 106 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:41,900 with to get that money. 107 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,330 Hey, wait a minute. 108 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:49,070 Drew, don't you have a life insurance policy through work? Yeah. 109 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:50,850 Boo! 110 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,470 Sorry. I would have felt guilty if you had a... Boo! 111 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,460 Drew, I'm ready to take you to work. Coming. 112 00:07:02,651 --> 00:07:04,579 Hey, listen. 113 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:07,139 If you're going to borrow my car, remember to pick me up, okay? 114 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:09,659 Last time I had to get a ride home from that boiler room guy that has a bumper 115 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:13,150 sticker on his truck that says, ass, ass, or ass, no one rides for free. 116 00:07:16,081 --> 00:07:17,869 What's what? 117 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:21,030 The imported beer and the candle. Is this from your cyber date? 118 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:25,829 I'll clean that up later. Come on, let's go. Oh, wait. This is really 119 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:29,030 interesting. How far do these computer dates go? 120 00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:30,610 I don't type and tell. 121 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:33,170 Oh, come on. I'm really curious. 122 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:37,210 Okay, this is how it goes. 123 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:40,850 There's a lot of describing, a lot of role playing. 124 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:43,230 It can get very romantic. 125 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:46,170 So basically you type with one hand. 126 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:57,890 Yeah. But we haven't gone that far yet. 127 00:07:59,350 --> 00:08:00,970 That sounds too creepy, does it? 128 00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,930 Not creepy, really. 129 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:05,090 Is pathetic that a word? 130 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:10,889 On the other hand, whatever Honeybee 28 and Beer Stud 2 decide to do with the 131 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:14,530 privacy of their own homes is their business, isn't it? Beer Stud 2? 132 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,320 All right, forget pathetic dad. 133 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:18,740 Is weird dork a word? 134 00:08:19,251 --> 00:08:25,699 Hey, Drew, how you doing? Gotta go, bye. Hey, where you going, man? You just got 135 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:28,619 here. Oh, yeah, right. How you doing? Gotta go, bye. Why are you wearing a 136 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,299 parka? It's almost 60 degrees outside. 137 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,350 I don't want to. 138 00:08:31,671 --> 00:08:33,759 Wait a second. 139 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,080 Something's going on here. 140 00:08:35,659 --> 00:08:36,709 Turn to the side. No. 141 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,360 Oh, my God, you did it. You got the breath. 142 00:08:44,069 --> 00:08:47,730 I had to do it for my mom. It's only for 31 days. I don't want to talk about it. 143 00:08:48,410 --> 00:08:49,460 You wearing a bra? 144 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:50,920 Well, yeah. 145 00:08:51,510 --> 00:08:52,560 They're big. 146 00:08:53,101 --> 00:08:55,109 How big? 147 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,510 I don't want to talk about it. 148 00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:58,790 Can I see them? No. 149 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:01,880 Let's go to a movie. 150 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:06,940 Hey, Oswald. 151 00:09:06,941 --> 00:09:09,689 You get anything good for your birthday? 152 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:10,770 Yeah, a couple things. 153 00:09:10,771 --> 00:09:16,589 I should have gone out with you that night. I broke up with that guy I was 154 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,900 seeing, so, um, do you want to go out for a cup of coffee after work? 155 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:23,610 I can't tonight. How about in 31 days? 156 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:28,470 Oh, look, if you're waiting for something to clear up, I'm not 157 00:09:28,471 --> 00:09:34,429 Oh, man, please, don't spread it around, all right? I don't want everybody 158 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:35,480 knowing I got breath. 159 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:36,820 You got breath? 160 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:41,080 Hey, everybody, there's a guy here with hooters. 161 00:09:41,321 --> 00:09:45,269 Hey, buddy, let me go buy you a beer, huh? 162 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:46,869 Hey, you know that girl I've been dating on the Internet? 163 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:48,009 It's going really great. 164 00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:50,540 Oh, yeah? Put it on our date. I'd like to read it. Okay. 165 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,000 Hey, Mamie. 166 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:57,869 I fell behind in my paperwork because there's only so many hours in a day, and 167 00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:59,190 napped through all of them. 168 00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:01,110 I need you to stay late tonight. 169 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:06,370 I hope you don't think that I'm kissing up, but you suck as store manager. 170 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:10,770 I'm leaving at 5, and if you need anything, you can just e -mail me. 171 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:14,790 All right, Bobeck. 172 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,220 This showdown's been a long time coming. 173 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:21,350 As long as Whit's in rehab, I'm your boss, and you'll do exactly what I say. 174 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:32,159 Fine. And I'll go to your girlfriend, Old Lady Louder, and I'll tell her that 175 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,320 you came on to me. 176 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,450 That's great. 177 00:10:36,451 --> 00:10:41,579 My luck, it'll just titillate her, and the three of us will end up flying to 178 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:42,630 Paris. 179 00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:46,199 email address? 180 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,220 You just send it to honeybee28. 181 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,700 It's at peoplenet .com. 182 00:10:55,701 --> 00:10:59,359 Don't interrupt me tonight because I'm going to be online. 183 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,520 I met a man who knows how to talk to a woman. 184 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,340 Move it, clown car. 185 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,260 Shove it, loads mobile. 186 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,300 Perception is pushed out of bounds. 187 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:22,630 You were brushing? 188 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,380 I did not. That was your knee. 189 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:29,000 I can't believe you tried to cop a feel. Would you talk to him? Eyes up here, 190 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,150 mister. 191 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:36,290 I just don't get it. I'm not a girl. What's your fascination with my breath? 192 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,570 It's nothing sexual. 193 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:38,890 We're just curious. 194 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,630 If you had a hand sticking out of your head, we'd want to shake it. 195 00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:46,169 You guys just aren't going to let up until you get a peek, are you? 196 00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:48,870 Well, it would take a lot of tension out of the air. 197 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:54,400 All right. 198 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:58,960 But I'm standing up. I don't want to feel your breath on him. 199 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:00,980 Okay, ready. 200 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,360 I'd shave him a little. 201 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:22,690 Are you guys done yet? Because I'm not doing this again. Wait, wait! 202 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:29,279 Uh, Lewis was wondering if we could... If 203 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,860 we could touch him. 204 00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:33,239 No! Please? 205 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,770 Why? Come on, you touch him, don't you? Well, sure. 206 00:12:35,771 --> 00:12:38,699 Well, we want to touch him for the same reason. I mean, you got to. You're 207 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,750 there. 208 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:41,030 All right. 209 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,260 But here's the deal. Left hand only. 210 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,400 fingertips, no palms, and no honking. 211 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,970 Oh, don't! 212 00:12:54,840 --> 00:13:01,819 What would 213 00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:07,420 I have walked in on if I'd stopped to get gas? 214 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,690 What's that? 215 00:13:12,319 --> 00:13:14,700 It's the message from Honeybee 28. 216 00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:17,079 It's my date. Come on, you guys got to get out of here. 217 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,619 Watch the game over at our place. 218 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:21,759 I'm right behind you, bud. I don't want to watch a guy having cyber attack. 219 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,770 Stines, I got to get home and rub cocoa butter on my man boobs. 220 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,800 It's for the stretch marks. 221 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,330 Well, that takes care of the heebies, but I still got the jeebies. 222 00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:47,090 Love the private chat room. 223 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,350 So, how do we start? 224 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,210 I've never done this before. 225 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,930 No, I mean online. 226 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:04,690 In real life, I've gone all the way three or four times at least. 227 00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:08,970 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 228 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:12,690 So, did you dress up? 229 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,080 But it's a makeup just for me, huh? 230 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:23,060 Let's do it someplace dangerous. 231 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:27,460 I always wanted to have sex at work. 232 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,810 Me too. 233 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,500 Where do you work? 234 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,560 An apartment store? No way, that's so cool. 235 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:42,910 Okay. 236 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,600 How about this? 237 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,300 your toes with whipped cream? 238 00:14:56,380 --> 00:15:00,220 Oh, man, why did it take me so long to meet this guy? 239 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:08,019 Let's keep the desk, but skip the whipped cream, skip the 240 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:11,400 toes, and get right to the... Whoa. 241 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:39,620 I can't believe I did that in front of my troll doll. 242 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,240 Beg pardon? 243 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,520 She collects troll dolls. 244 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,310 each other better. 245 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,100 Could you tell me your real name? 246 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,550 I don't know. You're not supposed to do that. 247 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,400 Oh, well, it makes him happy. It's my first name. 248 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,830 M. 249 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,380 Thank you for coming. 250 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:52,140 There's the bottle of sunshine I ordered. 251 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:54,000 Oh, I'm sorry. 252 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:55,880 Don't mind me. 253 00:16:58,690 --> 00:16:59,740 Get it! 254 00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:03,449 Oh, dear, Mr. Wick, I didn't know you already had visitors. I'll come back 255 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:06,310 later. No, no, no, no. I have to make amends to you, too. 256 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,209 No, there's no need to apologize. 257 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:10,220 Hello, Miss Bobak. 258 00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:13,460 Oh, what is that? Some old maid joke? Screw you! Go to hell! 259 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:18,380 We do something here in rehab that may help you both. 260 00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:22,270 We learn to express our feelings through interpretive dance. 261 00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:25,380 You two begin stretching. I'll go get the guitar. 262 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:29,310 I won't leave if you don't. 263 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,010 Fine. I'm not stretching. 264 00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:35,110 Good. Then I'm not losing my lunch. 265 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:41,570 It's you, isn't it? What? 266 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,480 Dent. 267 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,840 how it smells will bring you back to the childhood, huh, Mimi? 268 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,390 You have a computer, right? 269 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,090 Yeah, but I hardly use it. 270 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:06,169 My sister's been chasing this guy that she met on the Internet, and I don't 271 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:10,020 think he's ever going to call again, but is there some way to track somebody? 272 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,300 No. 273 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:14,780 I'm sorry. 274 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:17,250 What I meant to say was no. 275 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,540 She just wanted to say goodbye. 276 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,700 Want to know the truth, Mimi? 277 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:36,719 Sometimes there's a lot of really good, legitimate reasons why guys don't call 278 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,739 back. 279 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:38,790 Oh, really? 280 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,930 Is that so? 281 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:44,219 Would you mind typing a list and taping it to your forehead and shooting a hole 282 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,270 through it? 283 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,100 Well, time for another shower. 284 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:59,260 Dear Honeybee, I want to explain my sudden disappearance. 285 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,359 The time we spent together was... 286 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:11,060 special. 287 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:23,179 And after you, whipped cream will never taste as 288 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,230 sweet. 289 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:32,599 Well, I would love to continue our trip. I think it's only right that I try to 290 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,580 fix my life and put the pieces back together. 291 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:41,460 I think I've put Hillary through enough already. 292 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,900 Me over Parma, do -do -do -do -do -do -do. 293 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,160 Me over Parma. 294 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,440 We're going bowling. 295 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:06,280 Me over Parma. Tonight. 296 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,560 That's it. 297 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:17,160 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23157

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