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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,170 --> 00:00:03,030 All right. We all know the rules to Disney pool, right? Yeah. 2 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:04,730 All right, Drew, you're up first. 3 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:07,050 Now you have to shoot within three seconds. 4 00:00:07,610 --> 00:00:08,610 Okay. 5 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:15,730 Okay. One, two, shoot, shoot, shoot. Oh, wow. He 6 00:00:15,730 --> 00:00:16,890 actually hit the cue ball. 7 00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:20,010 That's one point for Drew. All right, Lewis, you're up next. 8 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:26,630 Okay. All right. There we go. One, two. 9 00:00:27,830 --> 00:00:28,830 Oh. 10 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,250 Wow, that drinking really paid off, huh? 11 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:38,730 Oh, 12 00:00:40,090 --> 00:00:41,090 Drew. 13 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:47,290 Wow, I didn't even feel that one. 14 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,230 I thought your knees were the first thing to go. 15 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,200 Everyone else sees this, right? Yeah. 16 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,760 Hey, Clemens. 17 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,220 I got a riddle for you. 18 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,380 What has four legs, attracts flies, and shouldn't be in my yard? 19 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:08,580 Oswald and Lewis. 20 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,400 Okay, let me add to that riddle. 21 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:20,880 What has the brain the size of... What eats thin... 22 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:26,800 What smells... Ah, forget it. 23 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,970 We're only going to be a minute, Drew. This is Charlie. 24 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:33,710 Oh, does he live in your house? How do you keep him off the couch? 25 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:38,090 Well, he used to live in a stable, but we took him out because he's been 26 00:01:38,090 --> 00:01:41,430 depressed ever since the horse he used to live with, Stephen, died of colic 27 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:42,429 about a month ago. 28 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:43,490 So where are you going to keep him? 29 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:45,110 That's where you come in, Carrie. 30 00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:46,810 We want to buy your house. 31 00:01:47,530 --> 00:01:49,170 Well, my house isn't a barn. 32 00:01:49,570 --> 00:01:51,190 It could be if we clean it up a little. 33 00:01:52,490 --> 00:01:57,270 All right, that's it. Listen, my house isn't for sale. Now get out of here. 34 00:01:57,740 --> 00:02:01,540 You and the horse you rode in on. 35 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,480 All this energy calling me. 36 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,140 Back where it comes from. 37 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,380 It's such a crude attitude. 38 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,320 It's back where it belongs. 39 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,660 Our little chick with the crimson lips. 40 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:39,900 Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! 41 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:45,140 Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! 42 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,760 Ohio! 43 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:51,220 Why 44 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:58,060 don't we start here? 45 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:02,180 This is our premier wedding package. Just picture yourself on the most 46 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,320 day of your life. It sounds beautiful. 47 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,680 We'll take everything. 48 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,500 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phone a minute. This looks a little pricey. How 49 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,500 pay are those flowers? 50 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,140 Only $3 ,000. 51 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,780 You know what? We can make tissue flowers. 52 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 It'll be fun. 53 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:21,100 Hey, who's going to even notice the flowers unless we're in these great 54 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,560 jackets? How much are they? 55 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:26,060 Those are the Prince Philip -style morning coats. They're an absolute... 56 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,180 Absolute steal at $350 a piece. Not bad. 57 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,560 To rent. 58 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,080 How much are these snappy blue tuxes? 59 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,660 About $100 each. 60 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,400 Oh, my God, is this the price of the bridesmaid's dresses? 61 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:46,940 Okay, but we've got to have a good band. How much does that cost? 62 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:50,420 Well, a string quartet is about $1 ,000 for a night. 63 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,050 You know, if we cut back on the suits, maybe we could afford a better band. 64 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:01,690 I'm scared to even ask this, but how much is the wedding dress? 65 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,230 Which one do you like? 66 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:05,530 Well, this is the style I'm looking for. 67 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,270 Oh, that one's $2 ,000. 68 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,390 Kate. But it's so beautiful. 69 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:13,270 You can't afford it. 70 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:17,810 But it's so much money for a dress you're only going to wear once, Katie 71 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:19,570 You're right. 72 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:22,910 Wait a second. I got an idea. 73 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,840 We'll cut back on beer. I'm sure everybody will understand. 74 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,840 Who am I kidding? We need beer. 75 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,520 Well, isn't there anything we can afford? 76 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:44,100 Well, I understand they have a lovely ceremony at Chuck E. Cheese. 77 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,360 Oh. 78 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:48,060 Well, that'd be romantic. That's where we had our first date. 79 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:50,600 Oh. Uh -huh. 80 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:56,970 Look, when we decided to pay for the wedding ourselves, we knew there'd be 81 00:04:56,970 --> 00:05:00,790 sacrifices. How about we scale down the guest list to just the dress and me? 82 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:05,230 Hey, you know, maybe you could have one of those weird weddings where 83 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,190 everything's free because you're giving publicity to something. 84 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:11,290 Hey, I read in the paper that the Cleveland Zoo has a gorilla who's an 85 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:12,330 minister. Oh, really? 86 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:15,750 Uh, just one problem. After the ceremony, he froze. 87 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:19,710 Well, let's just say it's not right. 88 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:22,870 I don't believe it. 89 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:27,510 Let me see. 90 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:30,730 It's the dress I always dreamed about since I was a kid. It's the dress my 91 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:31,730 Barbie wore. 92 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:32,790 Oh, I remember that dress. 93 00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:35,690 You wanted to get it so you could get married to one of the Banana Splits. 94 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:40,370 Well, that settles it. If that's the dress my Katie Bear wants, then we're 95 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:43,490 to Eileen's once -a -year bridal blowout sale to get it. You coming, guys? 96 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:46,070 Better than that. We're going to get there first thing in the morning, so 97 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:47,250 sure to get that dress. Yeah. 98 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:51,230 Drew, did you find it? 99 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,310 No, not yet. 100 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:54,430 Lewis, did you find it? 101 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:55,950 I might have found it. Where's Kate? 102 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,320 Over there! 103 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:58,380 By that rack! 104 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,140 It's not your rack! 105 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:06,140 O 'Brien, if these go pricey, you gotta hit them in the kidney! 106 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:16,220 Oh, that's very nice, Drew. 107 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,540 They say a blow -up doll is never more lovely than on her wedding day. 108 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,120 I'm here to help Kate. 109 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,780 What are you doing here? They find another one of you in Loch Ness? 110 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,220 I'm looking for a dress for a rock video I'm going to be in. 111 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,400 Insane clown posse? 112 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,760 Yeah. 113 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,140 Kate! Kate! 114 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:39,160 Is this the dress you want? 115 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,520 Okay. Let me show you one more time. 116 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,100 This is the dress. 117 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,780 These are the shoes. 118 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,360 How could you forget? 119 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,480 How many tea parties did you and I have with this doll? 120 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,410 Oh, I'm standing here in a wedding dress. 121 00:06:58,230 --> 00:07:01,610 You know, you can pull that off. Hey, thanks, buddy. I mean, you can pull that 122 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:03,870 off right now. You look like you're on the cover of Prison Bride. 123 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,170 Hey, you. 124 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:09,250 Out of that dress. Now. 125 00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:11,750 Usually a lady buys me a couple of drinks first. 126 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:16,810 It's not here. I'm never going to find it. 127 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:20,990 You mean like the one your Barbie dolls wear? Yeah. I've seen it. It's over 128 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:22,390 here. Here comes the bride. 129 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,980 I can't believe nobody bought it yet. 130 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,620 It's a designer gown. 131 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,360 They don't put dresses like that on sale, Ellie Mae. 132 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:45,200 Oh, how much is it? Uh, it's only, uh, 50, oh, 500, oh, 500, oh. 133 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:48,960 Bye -bye, dress. 134 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,280 I'll miss you. 135 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,960 Hey, $5 ,000. 136 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:57,680 I bet we could afford that if we pooled our money together and bought a gun or 137 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:58,680 robbed a bank. 138 00:08:00,970 --> 00:08:02,170 I'm being silly. 139 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,130 Marrying you is what matters, not a dress. 140 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:08,250 I could be completely happy married to you naked. 141 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:09,570 Hey! No. 142 00:08:17,810 --> 00:08:20,150 Jeez, is everybody in the world getting married? 143 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:23,450 Don't worry, Mimi. Someday your prince will come. 144 00:08:23,690 --> 00:08:25,270 Or something named Prince. 145 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:38,710 Hey, Drew. 146 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:40,070 Hey, Lewis. 147 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:43,030 Oh, for God's sake, would you look at that? 148 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:46,350 Martha, Martha, come in here. You've got to see this. 149 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:49,670 There's a pool table inside the house. 150 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:53,110 Amazing, isn't it? 151 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:56,710 Next, I'm thinking furniture that goes on the lawn. I just don't know what to 152 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,710 call it. 153 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:01,550 Okay, I'll bite. So why isn't the pool table in the backyard anymore? 154 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:05,570 So I could buy Kate this. 155 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,960 Hey, that's the one she wants. 156 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:10,780 You spent $5 ,000 on a wedding dress? 157 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,120 Yep. 158 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:13,420 Horse's ass. 159 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:21,740 I thought I was doing something nuts. Oh, you mean the horse in my backyard. 160 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,940 What? Oh, no, I was talking about you. You're a horse's ass. 161 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:30,080 Hey, you didn't see Kate's face when she saw that dress. 162 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:33,460 You know, her father was still around. He'd have found a way to buy it for her. 163 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,800 But he's not, so... 164 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:37,449 I did. 165 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:38,450 So where'd you get the money? 166 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:41,210 Neighbors gave me $5 ,000 to put the horse up in my backyard. 167 00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:43,490 What? 168 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:49,370 You sold your backyard so some big dumb animal could stand out here all day 169 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:51,190 doing nothing? And look, he's in my spot. 170 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:55,050 Long -legged, way -back crap machine. 171 00:09:58,450 --> 00:09:59,830 You're talking about the horse now, right? 172 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:03,630 Okay, sure. 173 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:22,890 You may see a stranger across a crowded room. 174 00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:26,090 File these away for me, would you, Amy? 175 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,310 All right. 176 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:32,370 For once you have found her, never let her go. 177 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:36,950 For once you have found her, never let her go. 178 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,250 Fancy turns my stomach. 179 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:56,070 When was the last time you even saw a young man's fancy? 180 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:01,450 When's the last time you even saw your fancy? 181 00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:07,690 Can't upset me, Mimi, because I just said the best thing a friend can do for 182 00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:10,550 another friend. You know that dress that Kate wanted for her wedding? 183 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,770 Well, I bought it for her. I'm going to surprise her with it tomorrow at the 184 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:14,770 shower. 185 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:18,910 Wow. You're doing all these beautiful things for a woman that you can never 186 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:21,640 have? You're the hunch front of Notre Dame. 187 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,339 Yes, sir. 188 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:28,800 Hold my calls, Mimi. I'm going to run out and grab a sandwich. 189 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,040 Yes, sir. 190 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,540 Great. Now I've got to go get another sandwich. Which means I have to flirt 191 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,020 the lunch lady to get extra meat again. 192 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,980 Let's get ready to shake. 193 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,960 Hey, Mimi, is Drew here? I want to show him this wedding dress I just got 194 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:03,160 downstairs. No, he's... Wait, you just got Kate a wedding dress? 195 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,640 Yeah, it's a surprise. 196 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,340 $145. 197 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,740 When are you going to give it to her? At the shower. 198 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:16,340 Look, I've got to say something about that dress. Oh, now, hold on one minute 199 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:20,680 there. I know it isn't your style. It doesn't have any spangles or polka dots 200 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,940 cowbells, but... 201 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,010 No, not everybody needs that much attention. 202 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,970 Well, thank you for your input. 203 00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:34,370 What I was going to say is, don't show the dress to Drew now. 204 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:36,270 Show it to him at the shower. 205 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:37,970 Why? 206 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:42,130 Well, if you show it to him now, there'll be one less screwing up. 207 00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:47,930 You know, you're right. You've got a hard show, but down deep, you're just an 208 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:49,510 old softy, aren't you? 209 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:51,770 Guilty as charged. 210 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,320 let me go to the shower. 211 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:02,220 Oh, well, you know, it's just going to be friends and family, and Kate says you 212 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,920 make her nervous. I'll bring a ham. All right. 213 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,140 See you there. 214 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,520 Dear father, I hope you're sitting down because I got a shocker. 215 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,240 This is not a joke. 216 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:17,240 Please, just keep Drew alive for one more week so that I can go to what 217 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,000 be one hell of a funny shower. 218 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:24,480 Oh, and as usual, thank you for the color peacock blue. 219 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:44,290 I don't know quite what this means, Mimi, but thank you. 220 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,410 You open this one, honey. 221 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:55,430 You do know the woman's supposed to wear that, right? 222 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:56,690 It's my day, too. 223 00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:57,850 All right. 224 00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:01,430 Oh, well, this is from the Clemens. 225 00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:04,770 It's a gift certificate to a bookstore. 226 00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:07,350 Thank you. 227 00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:10,610 That's nice. 228 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,040 We'll use them. 229 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,020 Actually, that's for Kate. 230 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:17,520 But there's something in there for you, too. 231 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:18,740 Oh, yeah? 232 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,720 It's a ball! 233 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,140 A red ball! 234 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:25,220 Hooray! 235 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,440 Want to get a picture of it? 236 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,440 Oh, yeah. Smile clicks. 237 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,960 Hey, hey, his eyes are closed. Take another. 238 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,440 I only got about 200 shots left. 239 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,540 I got a hunch that this... is going to get way more interesting. 240 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:45,420 I lost the card on this one, so I'm not sure who it's from. 241 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,000 It's going to go great in that big empty spot over your bed. 242 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,800 Don't worry, honey. When he's not around, we'll just turn it around. 243 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,640 Way ahead of you, buddy. 244 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,260 I've more little pizzas, everybody. 245 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,620 Hey, Carrie, how come you're not pushing my hand? 246 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,600 I will later. 247 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,340 Don't ever use that expression to me again. 248 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,000 Let's get to the big gif. 249 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:23,260 Oswald, Drew, don't you have something for cake? 250 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,840 Well, I guess now's as good a time as any. 251 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,680 Hello, everyone. 252 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:31,380 How are you all? 253 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,560 I know I'm not invited, and I won't make a scene. 254 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,160 Oh, man, is he drunk? He's not going to remember any of this. 255 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Oh, yes, he will. 256 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,460 Mr. Wick, look, I know how you feel about Caden. Even though you think your 257 00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,460 for her is eternal. 258 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:53,740 Hello, lovely. 259 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,540 What spice girl might you be, eh? 260 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,920 Knock you out, spice, if you touch me. 261 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,200 Oh, it's all right. 262 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,880 I'll just take him upstairs and get him undressed and let him sleep it off. 263 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,340 Might have to get him a little tired first. 264 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,300 Sorry, Mimi. 265 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:13,020 I don't need those kind of ghosts in my house. Come on. 266 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:20,980 Okay, I have a special presentation to make to my beloved Kate. 267 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,380 Now, I know it's not exactly what you wanted, but it's the best I could do, 268 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,400 I hope you like it. 269 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:34,340 Oh, honey, I couldn't imagine anything more beautiful. 270 00:16:36,969 --> 00:16:42,250 Okay, everybody, if I can have your attention, I have a special presentation 271 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,970 that I want to make to my best friend, Kate. 272 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:51,270 Okay, just to review, Kate just said, I can't imagine anything more beautiful. 273 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,310 Take a drink. 274 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:56,150 Here you go. 275 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,350 What's this? 276 00:16:57,590 --> 00:17:00,750 Oh, I hope it's a dream come true. 277 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:03,310 Can you just move to the left? Get in the light. Just get... 278 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:09,339 This isn't fair. I should have gone last. She used up all her excitement on 279 00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:10,339 gift. 280 00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:15,000 Oh, my God. 281 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,800 It's the dress. 282 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:22,060 You rat. You set me up by giving me the crappy dress first. 283 00:17:24,339 --> 00:17:25,839 I love you both. 284 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,079 Why'd you give her the dress, Drew? 285 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,780 I didn't know what... You're always doing this to me. 286 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,680 You do this on purpose to make me look like a fool. 287 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,900 No, Oswald, when I said crappy, I meant crepe. 288 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,220 Isn't that the way you pronounce the material? 289 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:47,240 Oh, she's all full of crepe. She knows what she meant. 290 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,340 Jeez, Drew, what the hell were you thinking? 291 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,160 I know what he was thinking, and I want to talk to you about it right now. 292 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,620 Outside. Let's go. Come on. 293 00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,999 Right now. 294 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,899 Come on. 295 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:01,900 Right now. 296 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:18,170 He wants us to break up. He always wanted us to break up. He said we were 297 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:19,170 for each other. 298 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,690 What? It's a lot, pal. 299 00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:22,430 It's between you and me. 300 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,450 Kate, wait! 301 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,470 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She's my fiancee. I should talk to her. 302 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:32,810 on there, buddy. Think about this for a minute, okay? Kate's angry, all right? 303 00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,450 You really want to be the first one in that door? 304 00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:37,090 Let her clap through her out for a while, huh? 305 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:42,050 And when she's done with the heavy bag and a little arm -weary, you go in. 306 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:48,400 Thanks for reminding me what a best friend's all about, but... I just have 307 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,040 question, though. Why didn't you break up the fight? 308 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,740 It's been brewing for 30 years. There's nothing I can do. 309 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,800 Scared of the horses, huh? 310 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,060 They got metal feet and big, long faces. 311 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,100 I don't believe you! 312 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,840 Why didn't you tell me you didn't think Oswald and Norman were right for each 313 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,240 other? What do you care what I think? 314 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,260 Ouch! Where's the waffle maker? Where's the waffle maker? 315 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,060 I didn't want you to get angry. 316 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:14,990 Aren't you tired of being categorized in such an unflattering light? 317 00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:16,370 Hey, 318 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,349 what are you mad at me? 319 00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:20,750 I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at me. I don't want to get married. 320 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:34,410 O 'Brien, I want to thank you for the most intense five minutes of my life, 321 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:37,910 blindfolding me as if it weren't dark enough. 322 00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:39,670 Have you no shame? 323 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,500 What's he talking about? 324 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,360 Great shower, everybody. 325 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,040 Well, good night. 326 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,320 So you're saying not one person is going to say anything? 327 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,640 Yep, not one. 328 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:05,820 You know what? Instead of 50 bucks, let's put 100 on this. 329 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,600 You're on. 330 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,750 Geez, can you lose a little weight? 331 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:19,110 I mean, I know I make fun, but it's getting out of hand. 332 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:27,750 Wait a minute. You smell better. 333 00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:33,950 I can't believe not a single person noticed a difference between Carrie and 334 00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:34,950 horse. 335 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,150 Hey, you want to try it with a big rock? 336 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:40,890 What? Double or nothing. 24992

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