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Everybody, we just got out of jail!
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Huh?
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No, keep your money, buddy. Listen, we
weren't arrested for selling drugs.
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But Drew was!
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But he's innocent!
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He's a victim of the damn system!
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But God bless America!
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See, people will cheer at pretty much
anything!
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As long as I do this!
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Yay!
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Okay, good to know.
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Ah, the sweet smell of freedom.
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My God, I need a woman.
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Lewis, you were in jail for three hours.
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And you weren't with a woman for six
months before that.
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My God, am I a loser.
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Cheer up, buddy.
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Hey, how many people here think Lewis is
desirable?
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You're the best friend ever, buddy.
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Or is he just a jerk?
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You know what I can't figure out? How
did Drew not know Larry was selling
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out of his house?
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Why don't you ask him? He was bailing
himself out when I left.
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Hello?
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Guys, it's Drew.
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What?
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Drew maxed out his credit card. He's
$500 short of bail.
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Right, we'll be right there.
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Drew needs $500.
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Where are we going to get it?
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Are you kidding? We're among his friends
here. This is his second home.
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Hey, everybody.
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We need to raise $500 to bail Drew out
of jail. That's ten bucks a person.
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with me?
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Who's in now?
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All right. Ten bucks to hear about the
night I spent in woman's prison.
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It comes from... The Fetcher Crew!
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All right, come on.
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You know, I don't understand why I just
couldn't have came here and got my stuff
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on my own.
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Hey, you might be out on bail, but your
house is considered evident.
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You got ten minutes to get your things
and vacate the crime scene. Crime scene?
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The guy that was living with me sold
drugs. I didn't. Do I look like a drug
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dealer to you?
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Yeah, yeah. Is that the suit of a drug
runner? Or a guy who's done any sort of
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running at all?
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Yeah, yeah, everyone's a saint.
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Hey, what's this?
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powdered sugar. Sometimes I eat donuts
in front of the TV.
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With no plate?
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Hey, they're not there that long.
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Ah, it's sugar.
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Crime scene. You're talking to a federal
marshal.
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Uh -huh.
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Hold on. He's right here.
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It's Mom.
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drug bust at the house.
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I don't know. Kinda.
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It's all a big mistake. It's... Huh?
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Yeah, he's right here.
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I just want to talk to you again.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Look, I gotta go, Mom.
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No, I don't have time to talk to Dad. I
don't have time to... Hi, Dad.
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Yeah, it's running fine.
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Hi.
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Hello, it's your new neighbors.
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Sorry to just barge in, but the door was
open.
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And we saw the cop car outside, so we
assumed you were home.
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Hi, I'm Drew. I guess I didn't get a
chance to meet you while I was being
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arrested.
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Just a federal marshal.
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I'm Janet, and this is Greg.
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Hi. And you weren't home, so they
dropped us at our door. Excuse me. I'm
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to have to take a look at that.
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A professional scale.
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Gee, I wonder what you'd need this for.
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It's for a big lawsuit I'm putting
together.
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I intend to prove that a quarter pounder
does not weigh a quarter pounder.
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You know that's pre -cooked weight.
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Yeah, but I...
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What were you doing in there, ditching
evidence?
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If that's what you want to call it.
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Here we are, home sweet home.
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You are going to love living above a
bar.
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I really like what you and Oswald
have... Have you done anything to this
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Hey, it used to just be a sock room
above the Warsaw, but now it's a ladies
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-only Euro trash disco.
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At least that's what our sign downstairs
says.
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Yeah, Oswald isn't going to need that
sign anymore, none of these dating Kate.
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Boy, that's going to take some kind of
getting used to.
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I don't know, there's something almost
incestuous about it. Yeah, like if my
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were to date my, I don't know, my mom or
something.
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You guys out of beer?
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Oh, we don't keep it in there.
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Every time I do that, I feel like I've
made a deal with the devil.
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Hey, uh, are you sure there's not some
sort of health regulation about having
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dogs up here? Oh, no, it's okay as long
as we keep them out of the bar.
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Hey, Speedy, you want some pickle water,
boy? There you go.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Don't eat them. Those are for the paying
customers.
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Hey, guys. Hey.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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How you doing, Drew?
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Fine.
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I was just worried because you were kind
of quiet in the paddy wagon.
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Oh, you think I'm upset about you and
Oswald dating each other? No, hey, if
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you're happy, I'm happy. No problem.
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Hey, have a pickle.
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Hi.
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Hey, Drew. Here's something for you to
wear in prison.
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using it for you, Will.
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Oh, gee.
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Here you are facing hard time and I'm
telling jokes.
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So you're sorry.
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No, I'm telling you what I'm going to be
doing for the next 20 minutes.
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Oh, oops. Forgot my notes.
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Carrie.
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We want you to know the store supports
you wholeheartedly.
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You'll be loyal to us for ten years, and
we'll be just as loyal to you.
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Thank you, sir.
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Oh, just for the fun of it, fill the
specimen cup and have it at security by
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noon today.
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Gee, that does sound like fun.
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Drew, your lawyer's here.
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Lawyer, pig.
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Pig, lawyer.
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Carey.
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Same here. Shall we get started?
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Well, first, shake my hand.
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That's not some fancy lawyer version of
pull my finger, is it?
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Congratulations. The charges against you
have been dropped. I threatened to
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counter sue and they folded.
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They never had a case.
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I'm not going to jail. That's great.
Well, you're the best lawyer ever.
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I feel like going home and committing a
real crime just to watch you do your
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stuff.
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Actually, there is more you should know.
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Nope, that's it. Whole story. Be happy
ending. I'm afraid not, Mr. Carey.
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so. I called. Be happy ending. Bye -bye.
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But before you call jinx and I can't
talk, I should tell you that the
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has seized your house and they're going
to sell it at auction.
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What? My house?
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They can't do that. You just said I was
innocent.
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You may be, but your house was involved
in a crime.
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Your roommate paid your mortgage with
drug money, so legally, they can take
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house.
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Hello, house?
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They're on to us. Get the fridge. We'll
get you out of the river.
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And, uh...
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Tell the oven I love her.
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So, Lewis, Kate and I were going out
later and we were wondering if you
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to come along.
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Yeah.
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No, I just feel like a third wheel.
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Hey, you're not a third wheel. As a
matter of fact, you can pick where we go
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tonight.
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Really? Yeah.
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Okay. Let's see.
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Go for a drive by the lake. Oh, that
sounds nice.
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Park. Look at the stars.
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Uh -uh.
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Maybe go out for a romantic French
dinner.
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Grab a bite.
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Go home.
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Have a little red wine.
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See what happens.
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One of us could stop watching cable.
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Hey, Drew, we just... I wanted you to
know you can stay with us as long as you
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want. Lewis, however, may be moving out.
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Hey, Nikki, you look great. Well,
thanks.
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Why did you want to meet here instead of
at your house?
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Oh, good news.
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This is my house now.
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Your house is a bar?
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What's next, actually living inside the
keg?
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I'm living upstairs in the storeroom,
you know, with Oswald and Lewis.
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Because, you know, the government seized
my house and put it up for auction.
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Hey, last chance to marry me.
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Oh, hey, you remember everybody from
jail? Uh, Kate, Oswald. Hey.
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And Lewis.
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Formerly third wheel, now fifth wheel.
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Uh,
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so Nikki, you're a realtor. What are
these house prices like anyway?
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Oh, take my advice and stay home. It'll
break your heart how low they sell your
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house for.
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Right, probably less than I owe on it.
Way lower.
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Some bottom feeders probably gonna get a
great deal because interest rates are
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so low right now.
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Yep.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I'm in the bottom.
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How come I can't see some feeding
already?
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All I gotta do is buy my house back.
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Yeah, sure you can, Drew. If everybody
claps their hands and believes.
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Drew, you can't buy your own house back.
It's against the law.
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I don't have to. It's so simple.
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Now, stay with me.
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I allow the house to go up for a quick
auction. One of you guys buys it, but I
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make the payments. And because I got it
at an auction, I'll get it for a lot
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less than I owe on it.
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But, uh -oh!
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I have two mortgages, so I'm crazy,
right?
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Crazy like a fox.
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Here's the beauty part of the plan.
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I declare bankruptcy.
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See? For once, I'm using the system
instead of the system using me.
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At this point, Wile E. Coyote realizes
that the tunnel was just actually
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up.
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Okay, everybody.
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I want to thank you all for coming to my
bankruptcy party.
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Now it's time for the oldest unpaid bill
contest.
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And none of those PBS pledges, because
nobody pays those anyway.
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I got an orthodontist bill from 1987.
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Like, I want to pay that jerk. All my
teeth went back the way they were.
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Didn't the retainer help?
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Oh, what the what?
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I have a... student loan bill from one
semester of Lakeland Community College
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1984.
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Hey, when you give a loan to a guy with
a 2 .0 grade point average, it takes you
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a chance.
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I hold in my hands a bill for my own
birth.
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What are they going to do, put me back?
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We have a winner.
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A loser, but a winner.
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If I could have everybody's attention,
we put together a little song and dance
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in honor of Drew.
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It seemed like a good idea last night
when we were drunk, and, well, it's too
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late to stop us now. So, a one and a
two.
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You stick your poor ass in. You stick
your poor ass out. You stick your poor
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in and you shake it all about.
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You do the going brokey because you're
going down the tubes.
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That's when we both passed out.
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Very nice. Now let's have a moment of
silence for your pride.
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So, uh,
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Oswald, what are you dressed up as,
anyway?
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Hit me.
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I'm the skids.
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Oh, man, now that you're his girlfriend,
I gotta listen to you laugh at every
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stupid thing he says.
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Hey, I got one for you.
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Look at me.
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I'm on the dole.
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Hey. What just, uh, happened over there?
Oh, it's nothing.
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Drew. Nothing happened.
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Drew, I'm no psychologist, but when a
grown man holds a pineapple to his butt,
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it's a cry for help.
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It's just weird to watch two of my best
friends date each other.
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Well, maybe you should go talk to her.
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Because you're really bringing down the
bankruptcy party.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Hey, Kate, can I talk to you a second?
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Oh, is that breathing different than I
did before I started dating Oswald? No,
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wait.
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Look, I'm really sorry. I just... You
know, I used to be able to say, hey, I'm
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in my 30s and I'm not married, but so
what? Neither are my friends. And now
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of my best friends are in a great
relationship that has every chance of
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out.
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I'm just feeling kind of lonely, that's
all.
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Now it's just me and Louis.
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Oh, my God, it's just me and Louis.
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What's long and red and right behind
you?
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Is that what you're worried about?
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Don't be silly.
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If I can find someone, I'm sure you'll
find someone, Drew.
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I'm sure you'll find someone, Drew.
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I'm sure you'll find someone, Drew.
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I'm sure you'll find someone, Drew.
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I'm sure you'll find someone, Drew.
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Thanks, Kate. I really appreciate that.
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And hey, we'll always be friends, right?
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Hey, we'll always be friends, right?
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Hey,
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we'll always be friends, right?
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Kate. I really appreciate that.
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Hey,
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Lewis.
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Same old, same old, huh? Yeah, just me
and you, buddy.
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Just me and you.
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Quit looking at me like that, Lewis.
You're freaking me out.
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Quit looking at me like that, Lewis.
You're freaking me out.
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Quit looking at me like that, Lewis.
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You're freaking me out.
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Quit looking at me like that, Lewis.
You're freaking me out.
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Okay, guys, here's the plan.
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I want to buy back this place for as
little as possible, so we have to
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everybody it's a real crappy place.
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I got an idea. Why don't we just show
them the inside?
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Good, that's the spirit. By the way,
screw you.
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You know, I... I checked the plumbing
underneath the house, and it looks like
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all the pipes will need to be replaced.
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Boy, never saw a cockroach ride a rat
before.
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Hey, look.
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An unmarked grave.
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All right, folks.
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On behalf of the state of Ohio, we're
ready to take the first bid.
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Okay, Lewis, start the bidding for me.
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What should I start at? I don't know,
$10 ,000. For this rat hole's bid.
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All right, I don't know why I'm doing
this, because this place really stinks,
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but I'm bidding $10 ,000.
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I have $10 ,000. Do I hear $10 ,500?
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$20 ,000 for the pigsty!
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What are you doing here?
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Screwing you and getting a house for
cheap.
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00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,260
Oh, yes.
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$20 ,001.
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00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:09,330
I'm sorry, sir, you have to bid in
increments of $500.
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All righty, then. $20 ,500 and $1.
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Shove that $1 down his throat.
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$35 ,000.
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$40 ,000.
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$45 ,000.
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$50 ,000. We can go up this all night if
you want, lady. It's not my money.
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00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,010
What are you doing?
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00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,050
Would you shut up? We're almost at what
I pay for the place.
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00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,740
Oh, look, here's my neighbors.
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00:18:30,741 --> 00:18:34,119
Good to see you out for the support.
Thanks, man. Hey, what's the bidding at?
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Oh, $50 ,000. $55 ,000.
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$57 ,000.
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00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,510
What are you doing?
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00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:42,920
We're going to knock down your house and
build something nice.
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$58 ,000.
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00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:46,510
Do I hear $60 ,000?
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$60 ,000.
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$30 ,000.
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That might work.
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Why do you care? You don't own the house
anymore.
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$65 ,000.
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I'm trying to buy it back. I remember my
friend Louis here bid on it for me.
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Oh, we didn't know that.
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00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:04,480
Did you hear that? Honey, he's trying to
buy the house back.
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00:19:04,481 --> 00:19:05,889
Well, then I better bid higher.
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$70 ,000.
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00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,560
Well, that's a little too rich for my
blood.
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Just for the fun of it.
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00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,890
Seventy -two -five!
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00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,360
Wait. That's how I own the house. Now
what do I do? I'll tell you what you do.
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00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,280
Seventy -three thousand!
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00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,960
Seventy -four thousand! Hold it!
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00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,730
Look.
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00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,070
I love this house, man. I grew up here.
It's my childhood home.
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00:19:30,071 --> 00:19:35,239
That's how I know that the guy on the
other side of you with the big lot has a
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heart condition.
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00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:37,420
He's gonna be a long winter.
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00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:40,250
Big driveway, small snow shovel. You do
the math.
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00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:45,010
All right, all right. Show us, man.
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$74 ,001.
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$75 ,001.
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Sold for $75 ,000. Hey!
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All right.
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I got my house back. Oh, a little more
than I paid for it, but with a lower
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interest rate, it'll all even out. Oh,
well, you know, that just goes to show.
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If you let the system beat you long
enough, eventually it's going to get
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00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:12,530
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have someone
I have to see.
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Ho, oven!
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I'm home!
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00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,790
Tim, I'm going down there.
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Cheeseburger.
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00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:27,320
Spaghetti dinner.
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00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,910
Hey, I ordered meatballs.
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00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:36,620
Check out the blonde at the bar. She's
cute.
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00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,810
Hey, baby, you want to take the stairway
to heaven?
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00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:42,710
It's just past the men's row.
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00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:47,600
Sorry, buddy.
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00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:49,559
Hey, get a haircut and work out, would
you?
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