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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:04,200 100, 101, ready or not, Mimi, here I come! 2 00:00:04,940 --> 00:00:08,800 Are you in here? 3 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:12,640 Or here? 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,260 Now, you're good, but you're not that good. 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,240 Tell me, am I warm? 6 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,750 I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you. 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,620 Ah, too clever for that, are you? 8 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:33,830 punishment, Mimi. 9 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:37,450 Spanking machine, he said, with all the hope of a young boy at Christmas. 10 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:39,960 Well, my turn to hide. 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,000 Damn. Okay, but you gotta hide quick. 12 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:51,380 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, 13 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,360 eight, nine, ten. 14 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,160 This better be important. 15 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:58,270 You what? 16 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:01,580 I told you, all of Wick's orders are going through me now. 17 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:06,420 Memo said he wants all the mannequins replaced with giant troll dolls. 18 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,660 No, no, don't call Mr. Wick. 19 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,780 He doesn't have time for games. 20 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:13,939 I'm hiding. 21 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:14,990 Come and find me. 22 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:16,710 Gotta go. 23 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:20,600 Oh, gee, I wonder where he could be. 24 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:24,660 Oh, there he is. Oh, 25 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:30,839 I know. How about a round of guess what you're touching? I'll go get the 26 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:31,890 blindfold. 27 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,410 We have to talk. 28 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:40,119 First, I'd like to thank you for letting me recuperate here after my brush with 29 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,760 death during that terrible, terrible storm. I trust it'll be kept quiet. 30 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,240 Oh, it's our secret, sir. 31 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,140 Is the store ready to reopen? 32 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:51,340 Oh, no, not yet. It's still in ruins. 33 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:56,819 They need me, which is good because I feel better and ready to resume the 34 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:59,900 responsibility of rebuilding a major department store. 35 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,620 Now, where are my big boy pants? 36 00:02:05,890 --> 00:02:10,850 Well, I knew this day would come, sir I'll just go get your pants 37 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,499 Please let me stay a little longer. 38 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,380 Oh, well, whatever you think's best. 39 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:50,879 All this energy calling 40 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,930 me. 41 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,960 Back where it comes from. 42 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,640 It's such a crude... 43 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:37,070 I make this shot, I am king of the world. 44 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,070 Yes! Yippee! 45 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:46,890 I am king of the world! 46 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:50,970 Oh, how pathetic was that? 47 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:55,540 Hey, Nikki called you. She says she's coming over any minute. 48 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:56,890 How do I look? 49 00:03:57,190 --> 00:04:00,910 Let me see. What a real estate woman with no interest in you prefer. 50 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:04,920 Hey. I may not be dating her now, but this is no ordinary sweater. 51 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:06,220 It's my lucky sweater. 52 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,070 It got me a maybe and a what the hell, it's three in the morning, let's go. 53 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,300 Hurry up. Come on, we're late. Wait. 54 00:04:13,301 --> 00:04:16,838 We can't go in together because they're going to know that we're sleeping 55 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,060 together. Oh, how are they going to know? 56 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:27,400 Because you got that big stupid grin on your face? 57 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,180 I do not. 58 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,800 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 59 00:04:33,801 --> 00:04:37,379 Well, why don't we just tell them we're dating and get it over with? 60 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:38,520 No, nobody should know. 61 00:04:38,521 --> 00:04:42,279 Nobody should know? I told that to B .O. Betty in the sixth grade. Are you 62 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,330 ashamed of me? 63 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,340 Sometimes, but not about this. Go like that. 64 00:04:47,341 --> 00:04:48,779 Like that? 65 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:51,860 Stop. All right, all right. 66 00:04:51,861 --> 00:04:53,739 We'll tell them when we're ready. 67 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:57,279 We won't have to. We've got each other's clothes on. Oh, my God. I hope I'm not 68 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,390 wearing your underwear because I like it. 69 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:17,019 Okay, quick. 70 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:18,070 Nikki's coming. 71 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,820 Sweater on or sweater off? 72 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,500 Does she like grandpas? 73 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,290 Sweater off. 74 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:31,580 Hey, Nikki. 75 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:35,440 You been working out? 76 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:37,560 A little bit. 77 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,350 Is it Joe? 78 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,210 a little wet. 79 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:51,960 Why, yes it is. 80 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,520 I'll just go change. 81 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:59,779 Don't worry about it. I just dropped by to tell you I won't be bothering you 82 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:03,450 anymore. Your new neighbors are moving in tomorrow and my job here is done. 83 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:05,020 So thanks again for everything. 84 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:09,090 Oh, so I guess I can't use my regular method of wearing you down slowly. So, 85 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,210 here goes. 86 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,140 I think that you and I should go out. 87 00:06:12,141 --> 00:06:13,649 I'm a nice guy. 88 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:15,629 I really am working on getting back in shape. 89 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:16,680 Drew, pizza's here. 90 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:23,510 I didn't order any pizza. I got three hog lover specials here that say you 91 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:24,720 sluggo. 92 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:27,530 I ordered them, pay the man. 93 00:06:27,531 --> 00:06:31,069 Hey, uh, listen, Larry, I don't mind you crashing here while you look for a job, 94 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:33,050 but you gotta catch your own meals, huh? 95 00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:35,150 Oh, and who made ice cubes last night? 96 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:39,710 By the way, nice pits. 97 00:06:39,711 --> 00:06:46,119 All right, I'll pay for it. Never afraid to pick up a check. Friends will tell 98 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,170 you that. 99 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,740 Oh, man, I forgot to go to the bank. 100 00:06:50,580 --> 00:06:51,740 Here, I got it. 101 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:54,119 Oh, you don't have to do that. My friends will pick it up. Hey, anybody 102 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,170 bucks? 103 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,450 I got four bucks. 104 00:06:56,451 --> 00:06:57,719 I got a button. 105 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,770 I got a marble. 106 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,610 I got a marble. 107 00:07:03,931 --> 00:07:10,859 Well, at least let me go to the ATM, and I'll pay you back by taking you to 108 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:14,980 lunch. Oh, I don't have much time, but... Hold it, yes. 109 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,070 Hello? 110 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:20,310 What? 111 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,670 Mr. Wick really said that? But it's a Saturday. 112 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,620 All right. Be right in. 113 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:28,990 Hey! 114 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,020 Want to see where I work? 115 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,790 Sorry, Drew. I guess it just wasn't meant to be. 116 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,780 But we'll always have... 117 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,980 this awkward moment together. Bye. 118 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:44,900 Damn it, I was so close. 119 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:47,040 What the hell is wrong with Mr. Wick? 120 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:50,119 Nobody's seen him for weeks. He's sending all these crazy memos, and now 121 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,439 wants you to work on the weekend? 122 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,959 You know, at Drug Co., if you work on a Saturday, they'll let you play in the 123 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,010 mutant room. 124 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,390 You want to see a picture of me riding a monkopotamus? 125 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:04,030 Well, I'm here. 126 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:08,490 Yeah, we know you're here. We heard your hooves clicking down the hallway. 127 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,040 Oh, Mimi, somebody put graffiti all over you. 128 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:19,810 I'm glad you like it because here's yours. 129 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:24,230 What? I'm not wearing that. I'm not a billboard. 130 00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:27,110 I'm thinking you want to rephrase that. 131 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:33,060 Out of my way. I'm going to talk to Mr. Wick right now. No, no, no, you can't. 132 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:34,200 Why not? 133 00:08:34,201 --> 00:08:37,788 He's at the doctor's. You're hiding something. Who's coming up with all 134 00:08:37,789 --> 00:08:39,809 ideas? They're memos from Mr. Wick. 135 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,630 Signed by his own hand. 136 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,170 And that would be? 137 00:08:52,610 --> 00:08:55,270 Mr. Wick's idea. He loves troll dolls. 138 00:08:58,550 --> 00:09:00,670 Oh, he does, does he? 139 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:05,580 Well, let me tell you, just when he gets done with his meeting with Mrs. Lowder, 140 00:09:05,581 --> 00:09:06,799 just tell him I want to see him. 141 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,150 Oh, he can't. He's going to be in with her all day. 142 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,290 Ha! 143 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:13,719 You didn't say anything about a meeting with Mrs. Lowder. You said he was stuck 144 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,770 in a traffic jam. 145 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,360 He is a traffic jam on the way to the meeting. 146 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,650 Ha! 147 00:09:18,651 --> 00:09:23,199 You didn't say anything about a traffic jam. You said he was at the doctor. 148 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,060 I'm going to call the board about this. 149 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,020 No, no, you can't call the board. Why not? 150 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,370 Because... 151 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:38,929 You're pathetic. 152 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,960 Well, you're fired. 153 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:46,360 What is this, another one of Wick's phony memos? Oh, no, this one's for 154 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:50,339 He had them made up for everybody so he could fire people even if he had 155 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,390 laryngitis. 156 00:09:54,300 --> 00:10:00,619 Security, third floor, Operation Luau, come and get the pig. This is not a 157 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:01,670 drill. 158 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:06,250 What have you done with Wick, Mimi? Where is he? How should I know? 159 00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:08,469 You're not getting away with this, Paul Beck. 160 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:09,969 I'm gonna find out what you do with Wick. 161 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:11,050 Oh, right, oh, right! 162 00:10:11,051 --> 00:10:12,609 I'm leaving, okay? 163 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,410 You know, I worked here for ten years. 164 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:15,950 At least let me leave like a man. 165 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,990 Gentlemen, ladies, good day. 166 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:47,280 We want to tell you something before we tell Drew. 167 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,200 Jude, Kate and I are dating. 168 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,220 You mean dating, dating? 169 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,580 Doing full -on couple stuff? 170 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,700 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 171 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:18,220 Well, I got to tell you, I don't think Drew's going to take it as good as I 172 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:20,830 Okay, there he is. It's now or never. 173 00:11:20,831 --> 00:11:26,949 Drew, maybe this isn't the best time to tell you. Maybe it's not the best time 174 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:27,729 to tell me. 175 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,489 Maybe it's not the best time to tell me. You know what just happened to me 176 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,830 today? I just got fired by Mimi. 177 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:36,420 So give me your big news, baby. Just toss it right down the middle. 178 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,710 The monkopotamus is dead. I'm sorry. 179 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,780 Well, now the muckapotum is dead. 180 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,300 Mimi can't fire you. 181 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:50,800 It was a memo from Wick. 182 00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:54,339 I'm beginning to think she's done something to him. You mean, like, killed 183 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,959 Oh, no, I don't think that. But she did say all the memos were signed with 184 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,010 Wick's own hand. 185 00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:00,300 Signed with Wick's own hand. 186 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:05,760 Hold on. Mimi wouldn't kill Mr. Wick. It's like Drew killing Ben or Jerry. 187 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,130 Hey, Larry. I almost didn't recognize you not eating my food. 188 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:12,870 Got any rent money? 189 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,580 Eh, this ought to be enough. 190 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,430 Enough? That's my whole mortgage payment. 191 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,260 Make it out to Ohio Stavings. 192 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,520 Where'd you get that kind of money? 193 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,120 I've been selling my hair. 194 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,240 Ah, he must be loaded. 195 00:12:32,871 --> 00:12:34,799 Uh -oh. 196 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,819 Drew, who's the last person you want to see when you're sitting at a bar getting 197 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,500 drunk because you're out of work? 198 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,290 Chad Everett? 199 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,100 Oh, man, Nicky. 200 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:49,739 I look like a loser when I couldn't pay for that pizza. I'll be damned if I look 201 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:50,790 like a loser now. 202 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,740 Should we order his comfort food now? 203 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:58,890 No need. They do it automatically whenever he talks to a woman in here. 204 00:12:59,811 --> 00:13:01,839 Hi, Nicky. 205 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:07,000 Just wanted to give you back that pizza money because Drew Carey... Six, seven, 206 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,460 eight, nine... 207 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:16,020 Is no 75, 80, 85, 90, 95, 96, 97, 208 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,310 98, 99. 209 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,350 Loser. 210 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:21,860 Thanks, Drew. Now I can go to the arcade. 211 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:27,859 Hey, uh, can I buy you a drink? Because, baby, you have no idea how much change 212 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:28,920 these pants can hold. 213 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,910 Yo, Drew, the waiter will trade his cash for food stamps. 214 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,210 For a couple of out -of -work drinkers like us, manna from heaven. 215 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:43,050 Oh, I'm sorry. You're trying to score free drinks. I'll talk to you later. 216 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,030 Out of work? 217 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,040 I should have recognized the sign. 218 00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:52,219 Look, it's just a mistake. It just happened. I'll be back to work on 219 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:54,460 Please, Drew. I can't support another guy. 220 00:13:54,461 --> 00:13:58,779 I've heard everything from things will get better to just idle the car while I 221 00:13:58,780 --> 00:13:59,860 run to the 7 -Eleven. 222 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,290 Look, let me just take you to lunch. I'll explain the whole thing to you. 223 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,990 Sorry, Drew. 224 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,859 Damn it. 225 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:12,870 Mimi cost me my job. Now she cost me any chance I had with Nikki. 226 00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:15,879 I'm going to go over to her place. I'm going to settle this right now. 227 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,320 But, Drew, we got you all this. 228 00:14:17,321 --> 00:14:21,659 You think I'm going to sit here eating and stop feeling sorry for myself? 229 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,710 Rapid to go. 230 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,840 Calm down. 231 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,710 Now, remember, before you knock on that door, Mimi's a human being. 232 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,680 Well, she knows human beings, okay? 233 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:42,129 Also, keep in mind that she might be hunched over a table feeding off the 234 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,180 of Mr. Wick. 235 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,850 In which case, I'm glad I'm the skinny one. 236 00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:50,350 Who is it? 237 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:52,390 Oh, my God, it's Mr. Wick. 238 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,060 Carrie! 239 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,670 Mimi told me you were dead! 240 00:14:58,470 --> 00:14:59,650 Only on the inside, sir. 241 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,570 Why does it sound like a storm in here? 242 00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:06,550 It's scary sounds of Halloween. 243 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:11,620 Warms of the century. 244 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,910 No storm, sir. 245 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:15,950 It's a sunny day outside. 246 00:15:15,951 --> 00:15:21,269 Why would Mimi lie to me? I've been here for three weeks. She had to take care 247 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,830 of me. She fed me. She bathed me. 248 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:28,110 Wow, it's a wet one out there. 249 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:36,130 It's not fit out for men or... Beast. 250 00:15:36,131 --> 00:15:40,299 You've done some pretty ugly things in your life, Mimi. 251 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,530 Everything in this apartment comes to mind. 252 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,140 But this time, you've gone too far. 253 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,260 Mimi, why the lies? 254 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:49,670 Why the deception? 255 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,400 Why am I so smooth? 256 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,280 I was protecting you, Nigel. 257 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,439 I was running the store to cover for the fact that you dropped a couple of 258 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,020 marbles. Don't be mad. 259 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,760 I only did it for you. 260 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,090 Let's go, Kenny. 261 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,640 Just tell me one thing, Nigel. 262 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,220 Were you happy here? 263 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,040 They were good times, sure. 264 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,770 And there's no reason that they have to stop. 265 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,740 Don't look directly into her eye. 266 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,460 Ah, my sunshine. 267 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,780 My only sunshine. 268 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,780 They smile in your face all the time. They want to take your place. 269 00:16:50,461 --> 00:16:54,969 Ours went great. Better than ever. Sales are up. 270 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:58,760 It's just too bad you're not going to be there to take credit for the success. 271 00:16:58,770 --> 00:16:59,820 Let's go, Gary. 272 00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:05,210 Please don't take my sunshine. 273 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,950 Good to be back. 274 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,410 How was your day at job hunting, Huggy Bear? 275 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:51,000 Now look, so I cheered myself up watching our brand new big screen TV. 276 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,640 What's going on here? 277 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,350 Hey, the economy's booming. It affects everyone. 278 00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,650 Don't you have to have a job to be affected by the booming economy? 279 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,930 Apparently not. 280 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,040 Here, I got you a leather hat. 281 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,040 Why are you doing this? 282 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,510 Hey, Drew, check it out. Larry got us a lobster. 283 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,260 Look, Drew, a little... 284 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,360 That'd be Satan. 285 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:29,200 Hey, the playoffs are on. Let's watch them on my new big screen. 286 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:35,220 Hi, Drew. 287 00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:39,550 Oh, Nicky. They always come crawling back, don't they? 288 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,590 Uh, wait a second. That's me. 289 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:45,390 Uh, what can I do for you? 290 00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:49,350 I came by to say I changed my mind. 291 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:52,750 I, uh, would have brought you flowers, but... 292 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,120 Oh, they're long stems. 293 00:18:55,121 --> 00:19:01,679 If I was being stupid, I mean, just because I said I wasn't going to date 294 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,730 more jerks doesn't mean I can't date you. 295 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,660 But you know what I mean, Drew. 296 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,370 Hey, Nikki. 297 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,550 Hey. Hey. 298 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,640 Everybody, a toast. 299 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:17,819 I got my job back. I got lobster and a leather hat. Nikki's going to go out 300 00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:18,739 me. 301 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,810 Is that third Snickers bar kill me on the ride home from work? 302 00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:26,559 Well, Drew, how'd you like a little more good news? 303 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,940 Sure, let's see what the old ticker can handle. 304 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,350 I think I found the right guy. 305 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:33,880 Kate, that's great. 306 00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:35,370 Well, who is it? 307 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:37,580 Oswald? 308 00:19:39,570 --> 00:19:40,620 All right, fine. 309 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,820 Oswald, who is it? 310 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,770 No, that's who she's dating, Drew, me. 311 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,000 eating carpet dirt bag. 312 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:06,399 I didn't know it was in the packages. I was just holding it for a friend, I 313 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,450 swear. 314 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,840 Oh, my God. 315 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,160 Knock, knock. Anybody home? We're your new neighbors. 316 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,140 But we can see that you're busy. 317 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,740 We'll just exchange numbers another time. 318 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,300 Well, they seem nice. 319 00:20:25,011 --> 00:20:29,369 So, uh, where do you want to go Saturday night? 320 00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:33,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24345

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